vote for me

[wvuwhat]

Death Penalty - Yes, eye for an eye even better

Gay Marriage - Awesome, you're in love, true love, more power to you, you get all the rights.

Guns - Yes please, the more bullets and the faster the action, the better. You don't like guns, cool, don't have one in your house.

Gas Drilling - **** yes, if it blows up it's your fault. Pay us.

Wind energy - the more the better.

Trucks - The bigger the better, as long as you have a need for it.

Economy - **** China, make it here.

Abortion - Everyone makes mistakes, take care of it.

Religion - hawking says it's not true, I concur. Hang the pedo Priests?

Hybrids - Cool with me.

Law - No big name lawyers for big media trials.

War - If you were going to do it, you should have done it right and just nuked teh **** out of the Middle East. An elder CIA friend said if you nuked em, you'd get a bunch of glass out of the desert. I'm ready for an abundance of mirrors and new windows. If you're going to do it, do it right.

Global Warming - Most likely a problem, no Al gore needed, live smarter.

Food - I like meat, Chicken, Beef, Fish, but I understand the alternative.

Immigration - Not invited. GTFO.

Taxes - The rich ***** have all the money, tax them.

Healthcare - If you need it, which I do, diabetic and unemployed, you get it, but if you don't have a green card, stay the **** out of ER's and Pharmacy's.

Local Government - Appoint a sane person that will state your case well and we'll see about federal funds.

Bailouts - You may have gotten some in the past, but before you get any more of our money, you have to pay back what you got.

Weed - Legalize that **** and tax the **** out of it to subsidize other costs.



I will be running for President the next election, vote for me.

[Eraserhead]

Economy - **** China, make it here.

Why shouldn't every country have a chance to make stuff? As long as you're making high technology stuff its still possible to compete on a global level.

We are all people after all.

Law - No big name lawyers for big media trials.

Why not. Shouldn't people be able to get good lawyers if they want?

[R94N]

Gay Marriage - Awesome, you're in love, true love, more power to you, you get all the rights.



Definitely agree. People should be allowed to do what they want on that front, imo.



Wind energy - the more the better.

Trucks - The bigger the better, as long as you have a need for it.


Again, I agree, but only as long as there's a use for a big pickup or whatever. I can't see anything wrong at all with wind power.




Global Warming - Most likely a problem, no Al gore needed, live smarter.



It's not hard to save some energy, and if people don't believe in that global warming stuff tell them they're saving money too, that should persuade them ;)

[skunk]

Death Penalty - Yes, eye for an eye even better

Gay Marriage - Awesome, you're in love, true love, more power to you, you get all the rights.

Guns - Yes please, the more bullets and the faster the action, the better. You don't like guns, cool, don't have one in your house.

Gas Drilling - **** yes, if it blows up it's your fault. Pay us.

Wind energy - the more the better.

Trucks - The bigger the better, as long as you have a need for it.

Economy - **** China, make it here.

Abortion - Everyone makes mistakes, take care of it.

Religion - hawking says it's not true, I concur. Hang the pedo Priests?

Hybrids - Cool with me.

Law - No big name lawyers for big media trials.

War - If you were going to do it, you should have done it right and just nuked teh **** out of the Middle East. An elder CIA friend said if you nuked em, you'd get a bunch of glass out of the desert. I'm ready for an abundance of mirrors and new windows. If you're going to do it, do it right.

Global Warming - Most likely a problem, no Al gore needed, live smarter.

Food - I like meat, Chicken, Beef, Fish, but I understand the alternative.

Immigration - Not invited. GTFO.

Taxes - The rich ***** have all the money, tax them.

Healthcare - If you need it, which I do, diabetic and unemployed, you get it, but if you don't have a green card, stay the **** out of ER's and Pharmacy's.

Local Government - Appoint a sane person that will state your case well and we'll see about federal funds.

Bailouts - You may have gotten some in the past, but before you get any more of our money, you have to pay back what you got.

Weed - Legalize that **** and tax the **** out of it to subsidize other costs.



I will be running for President the next election, vote for me.Not a chance in Hell.


The Death Penalty is inexcusable and irreversible barbarism predicated on blinkered binary judgement and a vicarious lust for revenge. An eye for an eye is even worse.

Making "true love" a precondition for marriage is still discrimination.

Having yet more guns in a country already swamped with weapons and blighted by a culture of righteous retribution is entirely undesirable.

Oil/gas drilling without restraint is patently dangerous. Some accidents are not repairable.

Making everything you want in the USA will cripple international trade and bankrupt your country.

Hanging priests is no better than any other variant of capital punishment.

Nuclear attack on entire countries is indiscriminate, a genocidal crime against humanity, entirely counter-productive and demonstrates a total failure of both foreign policy and basic humanity.

Stopping immigration would be (a) impossible and (b) counter-productive in every way and (c) predicated on no retaliatory measures by other states.

Denying healthcare to those without Green Cards is inhumane and shortsighted.

[Macky-Mac]

on the other hand, maybe sarah palin would be a better choice? :p

[obeygiant]

Weed - Legalize that **** and tax the **** out of it to subsidize other costs.


You can tax it but lets not go overboard here.

[flopticalcube]

Your platform is riddled with problems and needs deeper thought.

[localoid]

When it comes to holding the attention of crowds nothing works better than a catchy campaign song. Use of a tune with a euphonious refrain and a rousing chorus that makes use of triple alliteration, internal rhyme, and iambic tetrameter will virtually guarantee success!

[iJohnHenry]

on the other hand, maybe sarah palin would be a better choice? :p

Whoops. Found this in my PB account earlier today, and had a laugh.

Time to share??

(Damn, he does have a big head, does he not ... reference to another thread.)

[skunk]

When it comes to holding the attention of crowds nothing works better than a catchy campaign song. Use of a tune with a euphonious refrain and a rousing chorus that makes use of triple alliteration, internal rhyme, and iambic tetrameter will virtually guarantee success!"If we pay all our workmen a dollar a day
We can keep all our jobs in the US of A
Drill, baby, drill for all we are worth
Bugger the oceans and bugger the earth"

We don't want change, we just want to be free
Free to buy guns and free to make tea,
Free to go bust, free to make war,
Free to be hit as we flounce out the door."

[flopticalcube]

"If we pay all our workmen a dollar a day
We can keep all our jobs in the US of A
Drill, baby, drill for all we are worth
Bugger the oceans and bugger the earth"

We don't want change, we just want to be free
Free to buy guns and free to make tea,
Free to go bust, free to make war,
Free to be hit as we flounce out the door."
A cabinet post awaits you, methinks.

[iJohnHenry]

Free to be hit as we flounce out the door.

Flounce, Gracie?? :D

[Counterfit]

euphonious
I like that word.
Whoops. Found this in my PB account earlier today, and had a laugh.

Time to share??

(Damn, he does have a big head, does he not ... reference to another thread.)

Sheesh, he's so old, even his skin is turning gray.

[Eraserhead]

Free to go bust,

Which is actually pretty damn liberal.

[localoid]

"If we pay all our workmen a dollar a day
We can keep all our jobs in the US of A
Drill, baby, drill for all we are worth
Bugger the oceans and bugger the earth"

We don't want change, we just want to be free
Free to buy guns and free to make tea,
Free to go bust, free to make war,
Free to be hit as we flounce out the door."

Excellent!

I'd like to suggest a place (and musicians) for the song's debut...

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_gLo7ixg1BxI/TIOK2EKTXiI/AAAAAAAAAHw/xXFm9Gkw55Y/s1024/The_American_Dream_Machine.jpg

[MattSepeta]

Death Penalty - Yes, eye for an eye even better
Not better for the people wrongly accused
Gay Marriage - Awesome, you're in love, true love, more power to you, you get all the rights.
Sounds good
Guns - Yes please, the more bullets and the faster the action, the better. You don't like guns, cool, don't have one in your house.
Agreed. If "Guns scare [you]," dont get one. Easy enough.
Gas Drilling - **** yes, if it blows up it's your fault. Pay us.
For the time being, until we have a more viable, affordable alternative, Agreed.
Wind energy - the more the better.
Agreed. We need to improve the technology though.
Trucks - The bigger the better, as long as you have a need for it.
Drive whatever you want.
Economy - **** China, make it here.
Dont think so.... Unless you want to pay the union wage premium for EVERYTHING.
Abortion - Everyone makes mistakes, take care of it.
Sounds good.
Religion - hawking says it's not true, I concur. Hang the pedo Priests?
Hang nobody... Be religious if you want to, but keep it out of the office.
Hybrids - Cool with me.
Why wouldn't they be? Again, drive whatever you want... Just don't expect the price to be subsidized because its "Green"
Law - No big name lawyers for big media trials.
You propose to deny a famous individual their right to chose an attorney of their liking? Mighty arrogant of you there... I didn't even realize this was an issue?
War - If you were going to do it, you should have done it right and just nuked teh **** out of the Middle East. An elder CIA friend said if you nuked em, you'd get a bunch of glass out of the desert. I'm ready for an abundance of mirrors and new windows. If you're going to do it, do it right.
Seriously? Hmmm...
Global Warming - Most likely a problem, no Al gore needed, live smarter.
Could be a problem. Needs more and better research. Plenty of SMART people still are not buying it.
Food - I like meat, Chicken, Beef, Fish, but I understand the alternative.
Eat whatever you want and be as fat as you want. Don't expect government to fix you for free though after you ate yourself into oblivion.
Immigration - Not invited. GTFO.
Legally? Get in here! Illegally? Well, a laws a laws laws a law. Turning a blind eye to flagrant crimes helps nobody and undermines the efforts of legal immigrants.
Taxes - The rich ***** have all the money, tax them.
You have some money too, I assume. I want to take it. Give it to me. :rolleyes:
Healthcare - If you need it, which I do, diabetic and unemployed, you get it, but if you don't have a green card, stay the **** out of ER's and Pharmacy's.
I would sooner give free healthcare to an illegal immigrant busting-ass than give it to a whiny unemployed citizen. Hate to burst your bubble
Local Government - Appoint a sane person that will state your case well and we'll see about federal funds.
Less federal funds, more local funds.
Bailouts - You may have gotten some in the past, but before you get any more of our money, you have to pay back what you got.
Pay it back, and don't expect any more. If you suck at producing cars and agreed to ridiculous pensions and went broke because of it, tough luck.
Weed - Legalize that **** and tax the **** out of it to subsidize other costs.
Yup.


I will be running for President the next election, vote for me.


Nobody in their right mind would vote for you. :p

EDIT: I corrected your platform in BOLD

[Heilage]

Death Penalty - Yes, eye for an eye even better

Hell to the no. I'm not cooperating in human life being ended prematurely when avoidable.