News of the Weird (and painful)

[keysersoze]

This is unbelievable. May not be suitable for younger readers.

Traumatizing. :eek:

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/articles/15879802?version=1

[iGav]

This is unbelievable. May not be suitable for younger readers.

Traumatizing. :eek:

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/articles/15879802?version=1


Crikey... :eek:

Not that I'm implying that our legal system is sexist or anything but she'll probably get community service or something like that.

In Gav Land though, where justice is swift and harsh I'd have one of her ovaries removed... eye for an eye so to speak. ;)

[edesignuk]

Little bitch! :eek: Christ, that's just horrible!

[rhpenguin]

im cringing just reading that article. eek!

But i do agree with iGav on this one... Put that beeeeeyotch under the knife and take her reproductive organs.

[stubeeef]

Looks like once again a good friend was left "holding the bag". :p

also gives new meaning to "jerking off"! :p

[mactastic]

Oh that's terrible!

[Roger1]

Looks like once again a good friend was left "holding the bag". :p

also gives new meaning to "jerking off"! :p

Sounds like the lady is a little "nutty" :D

edit: I wonder if she'll be "sacked" from her job, if they find out about this :p

[Wyvernspirit]

Very, truely, ahhh....bad. Painful just reading it.

[Applespider]

In Gav Land though, where justice is swift and harsh I'd have one of her ovaries removed... eye for an eye so to speak. ;)

I'm sure she'll get a prison sentence since it is GBH. Besides most UK judges are men and I don't think a bloke in the world could read this without wincing.

If you want rough justice then I don't think the lack of an ovary would hurt quite so much as what she did, nor is it as visible to future prospective mates or as psychologically damaging. I'd suggest a pointed painful piercing in a sensitive spot, carefully engraved with her crime to warn others!

[rhpenguin]

I'd suggest a pointed painful piercing in a sensitive spot, carefully engraved with her crime to warn others!

Uhhh.. piercings in those special areas arent that bad. Ive got an apadravya which is a barbell that goes throgh the top and bottom of the head of my penis. Initial pain sucked, but after a few days it was like an extension of my body. The crusties were a different story though.

[keysersoze]

Uhhh.. piercings in those special areas arent that bad. Ive got an apadravya which is a barbell that goes throgh the top and bottom of the head of my penis. Initial pain sucked, but after a few days it was like an extension of my body. The crusties were a different story though.


OMFG.

:eek: :eek:

[mkrishnan]

If you want rough justice then I don't think the lack of an ovary would hurt quite so much as what she did, nor is it as visible to future prospective mates or as psychologically damaging. I'd suggest a pointed painful piercing in a sensitive spot, carefully engraved with her crime to warn others!

Does she get to know what her crime is, or do we do this Kafka-style? :eek:

I'm not a big fan of imprisonment over rehabilitation. But it's also kind of disturbing that she's out on bail. In the UK, is this sort of thing treated under special laws for sex crimes, or is it just considered assault?

[munkle]

Sounds like the lady is a little "nutty" :D

edit: I wonder if she'll be "sacked" from her job, if they find out about this :p

I bet you had a 'ball' of a time coming up with those!

Look what you've started! :p

[rhpenguin]

is this sort of thing treated under special laws for sex crimes, or is it just considered assault?


i would say both... but thats me and i dont know the laws on the other side of the pond.

[mactastic]

Uhhh.. piercings in those special areas arent that bad. Ive got an apadravya which is a barbell that goes throgh the top and bottom of the head of my penis. Initial pain sucked, but after a few days it was like an extension of my body. The crusties were a different story though.

TMI!

[rhpenguin]

TMI!

LoL.. its always fun to get responses like yours. If people find out that i have the piercing or it comes up in conversation due to me snagging it on my boxers or adjusting myself, its fun to watch people cringe when i tell them about it or show them..

[iGav]

If you want rough justice then I don't think the lack of an ovary would hurt quite so much as what she did

I wouldn't use anesthetic... ;) that would suffice.

[mymemory]

I would cut her head off for less than that :mad:

[virividox]

OUCH

[Nickygoat]

*crosses legs in sympathy* How much force do you need to do that? If she's out on bail I hope I don't meet her in a dark alleyway :eek:

[jsw]

I believe the item in question has now been sold to NBC for use on an upcoming "Fear Factor".

[Mr. Anderson]

That's just not right....**shudder**

How long before she gets to court?

D

[jsw]

That's just not right....**shudder**

How long before she gets to court?

D
Assuming it's submitted as evidence: in whose court, then, will the ball be?

[Blue Velvet]

In the UK, is this sort of thing treated under special laws for sex crimes, or is it just considered assault?

Who knows? It's obviously a teste-case...

[jsw]

Who knows? It's obviously a teste-case...
I doubt it'll result in a conviction, as I suspect that there's no hard evidence. At least, not anymore.

[mslifkin]

Assuming it's submitted as evidence: in whose court, then, will the ball be?
:D :D :D :D :D

And would that be full court or half court? No dribbling, now!

[munkle]

Who knows? It's obviously a teste-case...

Ba Boom! :D :D

[mactastic]

LoL.. its always fun to get responses like yours. If people find out that i have the piercing or it comes up in conversation due to me snagging it on my boxers or adjusting myself, its fun to watch people cringe when i tell them about it or show them..

I was fine until you got to the part about the crusties... :eek:

[rhpenguin]

I was fine until you got to the part about the crusties... :eek:


oviously you have a few piercings of your own eh?

[apple2991]

Uhhh.. piercings in those special areas arent that bad. Ive got an apadravya which is a barbell that goes throgh the top and bottom of the head of my penis. Initial pain sucked, but after a few days it was like an extension of my body. The crusties were a different story though.

So how's Hepatitis C working out for you?

[mactastic]

oviously you have a few piercings of your own eh?

Nah, just the hole in my head... :D

[rhpenguin]

So how's Hepatitis C working out for you?

Just becuase i have a piercing in my genitals doesnt mean i have an std. And its not like im a man whore or anything sleeping around with anything that has two legs.. And even if i do romp in in the sack with a complete stranger im always using protection. That and its completely healed up now, so my risk of contracting a disease through the puncture holes is greatly reduced.

[zelmo]

There are so many violations of good taste in this thread I don't even know what to comment on. I'll just say this:

I'm not sure I have a friend who would pick up my testicle in his bare hand and hand it to me. Kick it over to me, yes. Point at it, most definitely.

This, my friends, is true friendship.

[Blue Velvet]

I doubt it'll result in a conviction, as I suspect that there's no hard evidence. At least, not anymore.

Well, I guess the judge & jury will ensure that the remaining evidence will be carefully scrote-inized...


:D

[agreenster]

Now wait a second. How does someone pull off just ONE testicle? It isnt like they dangle independantly of one another. What kind of inhuman strength does it take to tear the scrotum and pull out one testicle, all in ONE motion?

I say its either BS or there's more to the story.

And who would pick up a bloody testicle and hand it to their friend? Cmon. That's crap. I dont believe it.

[jsw]

Well, I guess the judge & jury will ensure that the remaining evidence will be carefully scrote-inized...


:D
Then all the details will become pub(l)ic.

[jsw]

Now wait a second. How does someone pull off just ONE testicle? It isnt like they dangle independantly of one another. What kind of inhuman strength does it take to tear the scrotum and pull out one testicle, all in ONE motion?

I say its either BS or there's more to the story.

And who would pick up a bloody testicle and hand it to their friend? Cmon. That's crap. I dont believe it.
Could very well be crap (god, I hope so), but a number of sources picked up the story, had pics (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005013091,00.html) of her, etc. So, if it's crap, it's well-publicized crap. ;)

[Blue Velvet]

...a number of sources picked up the story, had pics of her, etc.

She looks insane -- con-genitally criminal, in fact...

[vniow]

Uhhh.. piercings in those special areas arent that bad. Ive got an apadravya which is a barbell that goes throgh the top and bottom of the head of my penis. Initial pain sucked, but after a few days it was like an extension of my body. The crusties were a different story though.

I like you.

I was fine until you got to the part about the crusties... :eek:

Heh, yeah. Those are a real pain.

-Ani

[jsw]

She looks insane -- con-genitally criminal, in fact...
With pics like that, it'll be hard to get the public to, er, pull for her.

[jsw]

I like you.

** Sound of vniow's fanboys/girls running off **

** Screams heard **

** Sound of them running back **

** Sound of collective anguish as they realize they could have just said they had one **

[stubeeef]

She should plead innocent, she's pulled it off before.

[jsw]

Well, I guess the judge & jury will ensure that the remaining evidence will be carefully scrote-inized...


:D
Given the public and embarrassing nature of this, I have to applaud the guy for coming forward and pressing charges. That took ball.

[jsw]

She should plead innocent, she's pulled it off before.
:D :D :D

[jsw]

I think his main mistake was, during the argument, telling her that she needed to get a grip.

[stubeeef]

she probably works in a souvenir shop!

[rhpenguin]

** Sound of collective anguish as they realize they could have just said they had one **


got it done at NewTribe (http://www.newtribe.ca) in Toronto (I HIGHLY recomend this shop if your in Toronto and wanna get poked) by Jonny in the summer. I had a PA when i was 18, but i couldnt pee right with it and sitting down just isnt my style as most times im not at home and have a healty fear of public washrooms (its a cleanliness thing, not a pee shy thing) so I took it out. I got this one because i could pee right with it in. Next major bodymod is shaft beads.

[mpw]

i would say both... but thats me and i dont know the laws on the other side of the pond.

It'd be considered just another assault and it won't make any difference that it was a testicle to punishment either unless the victim goes for a civil suit to collect damages I reckon.

[vniow]

** Sound of vniow's fanboys/girls running off **

I've got what? Where??

[keysersoze]

EDIT: nevermind. I can't figure it out.

It's a logistical nightmare I tell you.

I guess I'd compare it to popping a zit...

Pow!

[jsw]

I've got what? Where??
Throughout the member roster, v. :)

[rainman::|:|]

Ani! I haven't seen you on the board in ages! prolly cause i've been ignoring the forums as of late, but still. Hi :)

I guess this makes me one of the nameless mass of her fans? hm.

rhpenguin, kudos to you. I've considered piercing my penis, but I just don't think I could handle it. I have some questions about it, but they're not ones to ask in a moderated forum, I think.

As to the main topic. Personally, I'm not one of the "Kill her because she disrespected the Almighty Male Genitalia!" people. Go read up on female circumcision, then tell me which gender injured whom.

Of course, male circumcision is almost as barbaric... just more acceptable. But men invented that, not women. You can bet your ass women didn't invent cliterectomies...

My biggest question... The articles say that a friend later gave it back to him... Why the hell did he hang around the party instead of hitting the hospital?!

[vniow]

Ani! I haven't seen you on the board in ages! prolly cause i've been ignoring the forums as of late, but still. Hi :)

http://fanzone.msgnetwork.com/u****reads/images/graemlins/wave.gif

[jsw]

My biggest question... The articles say that a friend later gave it back to him... Why the hell did he hang around the party instead of hitting the hospital?!
I know... I find it really hard to believe that this actually happened. The numerous news sites lead me to believe that perhaps it did. But... it just seems very implausible.

[rhpenguin]

I have some questions about it, but they're not ones to ask in a moderated forum, I think.

Your more than welcome to PM me or chat with me on iChat or MSN.

and vniow, that little banana rocks!

[stubeeef]

I JUST COULDN'T RESIST!!!!! (http://www.dailytunes.com/songs/20050113192435.html) :D :p :D :p

[Applespider]

What kind of inhuman strength does it take to tear the scrotum and pull out one testicle, all in ONE motion?

Drunken feats of strength! :rolleyes:

I recall waking up in Berlin one morning with a large concrete plantpot (3 x 1 x 2 feet) in the middle of the room. It took 3 of us to pick it up and replace it back on the balcony frame where it belonged. Checking the video tape, it turned out that one guy had managed to pick it up and carry it inside... :D

[Blue Velvet]

She's now been handed a sentence for 2 & 1/2 years...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4253849.stm

[rhpenguin]

...and deserves every minute of it

[ravenvii]

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[tech4all]

I really wish I didn't read that article, especially after reading the headline. I could only imagine the pain that guy went through. :eek: