Thomas Veil
Jan 31, 2005, 12:42 AM
You all are familiar, of course, with Chucky, the sadistic little doll from the horror films, right?
http://users.adelphia.net/~tjveil/images/chucky.jpg
Well, sir, I'm reading the "A Little Fun at Ann Coulter's Expense" thread, and at the bottom is one of those Google ads. For an Ann Coulter Talking Doll.
I blink, tap the side of my head -- I must be seeing things, right?
No, I'm not. So I follow the link, and I arrive at this (http://store.yahoo.com/victorystore00/taanncodo.html). A real-life Bride of Chucky!
http://store1.yimg.com/I/victorystore00_1827_3252447
Check it out:
Push the button on the figure, and you'll hear such "Coulterisms" as:
"Liberals can't just come out and say they want to take more of our money, kill babies, and discriminate on the basis of race."
"At least when right-wingers rant, there's a point."
"Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster."
"Why not go to war just for oil? We need oil. What do Hollywood celebrities imagine fuels their private jets? How do they think their cocaine is delivered to them?"
"Liberals hate America, they hate flag-wavers, they hate abortion opponents, they hate all religions except Islam, post 9/11. Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like Liberals do. They don't have the energy. If they had that much energy, they'd have indoor plumbing by now."
This highly collectible doll comes in a display box with information highlighting Ann's unique contributions to America's political discourse. If you can't get enough Ann Coulter, you'll want to order the Ann Coulter Talking Action Figure today!
Availability: Usually ships the next business day.
Christian moms, get one for each of your daughters! Teach them about good, wholesome American values! And ******* that skank Barbie whore!
Good Lord, I need a drink...!
http://users.adelphia.net/~tjveil/images/chucky.jpg
Well, sir, I'm reading the "A Little Fun at Ann Coulter's Expense" thread, and at the bottom is one of those Google ads. For an Ann Coulter Talking Doll.
I blink, tap the side of my head -- I must be seeing things, right?
No, I'm not. So I follow the link, and I arrive at this (http://store.yahoo.com/victorystore00/taanncodo.html). A real-life Bride of Chucky!
http://store1.yimg.com/I/victorystore00_1827_3252447
Check it out:
Push the button on the figure, and you'll hear such "Coulterisms" as:
"Liberals can't just come out and say they want to take more of our money, kill babies, and discriminate on the basis of race."
"At least when right-wingers rant, there's a point."
"Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster."
"Why not go to war just for oil? We need oil. What do Hollywood celebrities imagine fuels their private jets? How do they think their cocaine is delivered to them?"
"Liberals hate America, they hate flag-wavers, they hate abortion opponents, they hate all religions except Islam, post 9/11. Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like Liberals do. They don't have the energy. If they had that much energy, they'd have indoor plumbing by now."
This highly collectible doll comes in a display box with information highlighting Ann's unique contributions to America's political discourse. If you can't get enough Ann Coulter, you'll want to order the Ann Coulter Talking Action Figure today!
Availability: Usually ships the next business day.
Christian moms, get one for each of your daughters! Teach them about good, wholesome American values! And ******* that skank Barbie whore!
Good Lord, I need a drink...!
