Keira Goes to Mickey D's (Humor)

[Balin64]

The Girl has GOT to eat! No offense Keira Lovas... ;)

[edesignuk]

And McDonalds is the place? No one should eat there :p

[Balin64]

But if you want to gain fatty fast, that's the place. You're not exactly going to get fat at the Pret, are ya?

Speaking of Pret a Manger, when will they bring them here to the fat 'ol USA? I think it would be a big hit in the "Blue States." Pret a Manger would NOT fly in Oklahoma, I'll tell you that. When I lived in London I ate at the Leicester Square at least once a day... loved their stuff.

Anyway, let's have Keira visit "high caloric" places. Get Photoshoppin'!

[BigDogg]

LOL! yeah right keira is most likely a vegetarian how skinny she is!
But seriously she is super fine and I would take her anyday! Never change Kiera!

-A Keira fan

[Blue Velvet]

But if you want to gain fatty fast, that's the place. You're not exactly going to get fat at the Pret, are ya?

Speaking of Pret a Manger, when will they bring them here to the fat 'ol USA? I think it would be a big hit in the "Blue States." Pret a Manger would NOT fly in Oklahoma, I'll tell you that. When I lived in London I ate at the Leicester Square at least once a day... loved their stuff.

Anyway, let's have Keira visit "high caloric" places. Get Photoshoppin'!

Pret, although nice is expensive. McDonalds have a 33% stake in them BTW. Apparently, they've also opened some NY branches...

http://www.answers.com/topic/pret-a-manger
http://www.mcspotlight.org/media/press/mcds/guardian010201.html

[russed]

sorry to hijack the thread (well take it of course slightly) i must say edesign i love you avatar a the moment. and it really freaked me out when she winked at me! :eek:

[Balin64]

Blue Velvet: Thanks for the Pret update. Now they need to start moving west!

Mc D's probably bought a stake in Pret because they know that UK residents will eventually reject their horrible food altogether someday and they want to stay in business there. It would not surprise me if they try to buy Pret out right. Makes me sick.

On the Keira front: yes, she's fine as butta. But, I have had very svelte girlfriends, and "voluptious" ones... I must admit that I did not prefer either one... speaking from my very personal experience and opinion, I would say that someone like... Salma Hayek or... Drew Barrymore are just right. Devilish temptresses like Angelina Jolie: forget it! They belong on another planet! Too much sensuality, sensory over load! I met Angelina a few years back. My manpsyche is still trying to recover.

So, in my opinion, Keira would be MUCH fitter if she gained a couple of pounds.

PS: Boycott every thing McDonald's, Disney or Microsoft produces. I am ALMOST free of the Axis of Evil, except for freakin' MS Office which I need for work. Dammit.

[homerjward]

that looks photoshopped. am i missing something? or is that the point? :confused:

[BigDogg]

that looks photoshopped. am i missing something? or is that the point? :confused:

I am sure it is photshopped it is the same pic of keira used in edesign's avatar. ;)

[Phat_Pat]

...lol i'm not sure we should start a Keira photoshop thread..... things could get weird..... :rolleyes: ;)

[angelneo]

Another Keira thread! :D We might as well get her to be Macrumors mascot.

[mad jew]

And McDonalds is the place? No one should eat there :p

edesignuk, do you have an alarm system in your house whereby every time the word kiera comes up on Macrumors, red flashing lights and sirens go off in the edesign household as you drop the coffee and sprint for the keyboard?

Can't really blame you though, she is pretty hot for a European.

[ravenvii]

edesignuk, do you have an alarm system in your house whereby every time the word kiera comes up on Macrumors, red flashing lights and sirens go off in the edesign household as you drop the coffee and sprint for the keyboard?

Can't really blame you though, she is pretty hot for a European.

It should be tea... ;)

[IDANNY]

sorry to hijack the thread (well take it of course slightly) i must say edesign i love you avatar a the moment. and it really freaked me out when she winked at me! :eek:
Yah I thought I was tripping when it was winking at me. I looked at it for like 5 mins. :o

[chanoc]

I see better looking chicks on the Howard Stern show. Maybe if Keira got some implants, to about a D cup and did some porn, she would interest me. ;)

[yellow]

Speaking of Pret a Manger, when will they bring them here to the fat 'ol USA? I think it would be a big hit in the "Blue States." Pret a Manger would NOT fly in Oklahoma, I'll tell you that. When I lived in London I ate at the Leicester Square at least once a day... loved their stuff.


LOL!! Last time I was in London a couple years ago, I was flabbergasted at the amount of Pret a Mangers! And without exception, there was NEVER a Starbucks any further then 200ft. I began to wonder if they built a Star*ucks and the night after opening day a Pret spontaneously appeared. Very "Pratchettian"!

That and I wondered if Cadbury Eggs were actually aliens whose mothership (http://www.emporis.com/files/transfer/6/2003/04/191275.jpg) finally landed..

[killuminati]

Can't really blame you though, she is pretty hot for a European.

pretty hot for a european??? Whats that supposed to mean.
To me, the average european is finer than the average american.

[yellow]

To me, the average european is finer than the average american.

Not everyone is a chubby chaser (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chubby_chaser) :)


P.S. Wikipedia is AWESOME! I never thought they would have an entry for "chubby chaser"!

[blackfox]

To me, the average european is finer than the average american.
That's casting a pretty wide net there mate...

The US has such a genetic grab-bag to chose from, much of it European - it can be so right, and so wrong - and everwhere in between.

Same with Europe, of course. Immigration and increased mobility has made all bets suspect. And, of course, there is no accounting for taste...

personally, I find the British to be slightly sub-par appearance-wise (as a generalization), which makes someone like Keira all the more unlikely. I feel free to say this because I am British. haha.

I loves me some French women, however...I also like thin, as I am, and don't want to be, well, crushed.

[mad jew]

pretty hot for a european??? Whats that supposed to mean.
To me, the average european is finer than the average american.

Why attack the Americans? Check my location! On that note, I GENERALLY find the Euro style a little gaunt/hairy for my liking whereas the Americans seem relatively plastic/fat but that is a GENERALIZATION! Please nobody be offended, it's my taste.

[bartelby]

But if you want to gain fatty fast, that's the place. You're not exactly going to get fat at the Pret, are ya?


Actually a few studies, a couple of years back, found McDonalds food to be healthier then Pert's.
A Chicken McSandwich contained less fat than Pret's ckicken salad sandwich,
or something like that.

[munkle]

Actually a few studies, a couple of years back, found McDonalds food to be healthier then Pert's.
A Chicken McSandwich contained less fat than Pret's ckicken salad sandwich,
or something like that.

Hmmm...link to support such a claim?

I'm sure some McDishes might be healthier than some of the offerings at Pret but to say McD's is a healthier alternative is a pretty strong statement.

Saying that, am I the only who doesn't like Pret?! I just can't stand them being at every single corner...sometimes it just feels like central London is just a big Starbucks/Pret/McFCHut orgy. It's even worse in the City, you're guaranteed to be able to see three separate Prets from every corner :rolleyes:

[Kato C.]

OK, OK, I am going to get flamed......well, here goes....
I just don't find her attractive in that picture.
Real women with real personalities and real, normal bod's are much more attractive, in my very humble opinion.
One wonders if her public persona isn't becoming a characterisation....

I'd better get my fire extinguisher fully charged.

[Sun Baked]

OK, OK, I am going to get flamed......well, here goes....
I just don't find her attractive in that picture.
Real women with real personalities and real, normal bod's are much more attractive, in my very humble opinion.
One wonders if her public persona isn't becoming a characterisation....

I'd better get my fire extinguisher fully charged.http://forums.macrumors.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=20417&stc=1

Nice way to get started.

At least you didn't say that she can skip the personality and just opt for a pair of breast implants. ;)

[tech4all]

OK, OK, I am going to get flamed......well, here goes....
I just don't find her attractive in that picture.
Real women with real personalities and real, normal bod's are much more attractive, in my very humble opinion.
One wonders if her public persona isn't becoming a characterisation....

I'd better get my fire extinguisher fully charged.

You have good point, but you say real women with real personalities and real, normal bodies are much more attractive. Course that is subjective as other's might find other qualities attractive in a woman, but I do agree with you.

BUT....

Have you ever met her to know her personality? And what's wrong with her body? Where is not real?

[edesignuk]

OK, OK, I am going to get flamed......well, here goes....
I just don't find her attractive in that picture.
Real women with real personalities and real, normal bod's are much more attractive, in my very humble opinion.
One wonders if her public persona isn't becoming a characterisation....

I'd better get my fire extinguisher fully charged.
That's cool, one less man on the planet to have to compete with ;) :D

[Kato C.]

Have you ever met her to know her personality? And what's wrong with her body? Where is not real?
I have a feeling that the more I say, the deeper the hole I'll dig.

No I haven't met her. My guess is that in real life she is very personable. No, I don't think there's anything wrong with her body (although my first reaction was "please give that poor girl a sandwich.")

What's not real? I guess that if one looks at the picture and sees a real individual so be it. If a person looks at the picture and sees an idealised, but unreal, characterisation so be it.

That's cool, one less man on the planet to have to compete with ;) :D
:D :D :D :D I doubt that I am much competition, and I'm OK with that. :)

[tech4all]

What's not real? I guess that if one looks at the picture and sees a real individual so be it. If a person looks at the picture and sees an idealised, but unreal, characterisation so be it.


Ahhh yes, I think I know what you're saying. She is real, but many women in the world may not have that look and body. Like how we see these supermodels in lingerie catalogs or adult magazines - not too many "ordinary" people actually have that type of body (male or female). So TV/media gives us the ideal of what the human body should look like in order to be "sexy" or "attractive". But in reality, people don't really look like that (although they have the potential). Don't get me wrong, I do agree with you there. The media gives a lot of ideal images on what we "should" look like. Kinda how young girls want(ed) to dress like Britney Spears or something because the media defines her figure as "normal".

Is that you meant? Or am I just totally off here? :)

[Kato C.]

Is that you meant? Or am I just totally off here? :)

Spot on. To my eyes "ordinary" women have their own attractiveness that is more real than that of a "super model", what every that is.

[wdlove]

I see no reason why Keira couldn't visit Mickey D's. Even if she is a vegetarian, they also have great salads now. A meal isn't complete without a salad.