Breasts tell a woman's personality?

[Applespider]

An Italian psychologist has come up with a theory that the shape of a woman's breasts reflects her personality. I guess I'm larger than life then ;)

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/02/25/breast_shape/

Absolutely ridiculous and I love The Register's take on the sexologist but it amused me on a Monday morning and it's a change from the male genitalia threads!

[virividox]

ahah what a laugh

what scares me is women with pineapple breasts...those are very prickly and oddly shaped...errr

[edesignuk]

I'd love to know who the hell finances these morons :eek: Good to see that these people are hard at work on things that metter :rolleyes:

[AmigoMac]

:p :p :p

Those are the kind of articles you can't discuss with your girl, just touch and conclude yourself, otherwise she will be looking your shape :eek:

BTW, Why didn't they include apples? :confused:

Edit: Cream... mmm! Yummi! ;)

[Blue Velvet]

My breasts look like breasts: not like a fruit salad.

Guess I'm about average...

[iGav]

Good to see that these people are hard at work

I bet they are... ;) heheheheh

[edesignuk]

I bet they are... ;) heheheheh
heh heh, very true. I bet there's arguments over who get's any overtime going! :D

[AmigoMac]

It's a big dilemma for some people to post here, or in the "20 random things", or in the "New nickels" threads... :rolleyes:

New nickels and tax refunds threads have more replies than this thread :confused:

Geeks! :D

[Lyle]

It's a big dilemma for some people to post here, or in the "20 random things", or in the "New nickels" threads... :rolleyes:I felt sure that mymemory would have posted in this thread by now.

[applemacdude]

I felt sure that mymemory would have posted in this thread by now.


he must be busy attending to some other business......

[ziwi]

to quote the Wiggles - "Fruit Salad, yummie, yummie" :)

* for those non-parents out there the Wiggles are a group of 4 star trek shirted Aussies that sing and dance on a childrens show...

[apple2991]

If you're going to believe in a crackpot physical representation of personality traits, phrenology (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phrenology) has a lot more history to love.

[Mr. Anderson]

That was quite good for a laugh this morning...

But he failed in one aspect - what about fake breasts? These are the genetically altered fruits here and since the women actually choose what they want, that might have more bearing on their personality than anything nature gave them to begin with.

D

[AmigoMac]

If you're going to believe in a crackpot physical representation of personality traits, phrenology (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phrenology) has a lot more history to love.

And you took the fun off... :mad:

:D

J/K

On the way home I was just looking some gals trying to determinate her personality ... ;)

[Lord Blackadder]

Ha, I don't really know what to say...

This guy's theory only holds water if all womens' breasts actually resemble some sort of fruit....sounds like a topic ripe for research, but I doubt such research will be fruitful.




:D :D

[emw]

to quote the Wiggles - "Fruit Salad, yummie, yummie" :)

* for those non-parents out there the Wiggles are a group of 4 star trek shirted Aussies that sing and dance on a childrens show...Ah, yes. My nightmare. Thanks. ;)

* I have a 4 year old and a 1 1/2 year old. I am all too familiar with such classics as "fruit salad" and "Peanut, peanut butter. Jelly!"

[emw]

Seriously, though... Pineapples? I'm trying to imagine what that equates to in real life. I don't think I've ever met a woman with pineapple breasts. Ouch.

[yellow]

What about dudes with man-boobs?

http://www.thesportsrag.com/010_Images/man_boobs.jpg

/snicker

[daveL]

What about dudes with man-boobs?

http://www.thesportsrag.com/010_Images/man_boobs.jpg

/snicker
Really, thanks for that (glad I haven't eaten yet) :(

[yellow]

Really, thanks for that

It's my Major League Baseball pleasure!

[Giaguara]

fruit shapes explained in hte german article (http://www.bild.t-online.de/BTO/gesundfit/lustliebe/aktuell/2005/02/tutti__frutti__ratemal/tutti__frutti__ratemal.html).

[clayj]

What about dudes with man-boobs?

http://www.thesportsrag.com/010_Images/man_boobs.jpg

/snicker"His name was Robert Paulson. His name was Robert Paulson."

[emw]

fruit shapes explained in hte german article (http://www.bild.t-online.de/BTO/gesundfit/lustliebe/aktuell/2005/02/tutti__frutti__ratemal/tutti__frutti__ratemal.html).Thanks, but my damn work firewall won't let me go there. I'll check it out from home.

[PlaceofDis]

"His name was Robert Paulson. His name was Robert Paulson."


haha, love that book/movie

this thread cracked me up, thanks guys/gals

[cleo]

Wow. Just... wow. Good to know that cures for cancer and AIDS have been found, if this is what passes for scientific inquiry!

(And pineapples? WTF?)

[Lacero]

One thing for sure, breast size determines a woman's intellect.

[virividox]

ewww man boobs hahga

[apple2991]

ewww man boobs hahga

Must be like looking into the future.

[Applespider]

One thing for sure, breast size determines a woman's intellect.

Hmm, I'd say that 'artificial' breast size determines a woman's intellect. I know several naturally well-endowed women with degrees, good jobs and high intelligence.

The Bild photos were fascinating - I appear to be a fruit salad since I can't decide between pears, melons and grapefruits.

[Kato C.]

One thing for sure, breast size determines a woman's intellect.

I think it is the converse: it is a man's intellect that is related to how closely he thinks a women's intellect correlates to her breast size or shape.

[Lacero]

Why am I being bashed by all these newbs of late? :(

[Blue Velvet]

Why am I being bashed by all these newbs of late? :(

*chuckle*

You occasionally say some mildly contentious asides as almost throw-away remarks -- but I suspect you're just playing devil's advocate. ;)

[Applespider]

Why am I being bashed by all these newbs of late? :(

And not just newbs. It's not like you've been posting for months yourself despite the high post count. ;)

[daveL]

Why am I being bashed by all these newbs of late? :(
And you're surprised that a one sided, sexually focused thread like this is going to degenerate into hormone mongering? Other than being politically correct, there's no place to go with this.

[Blue Velvet]

And you're surprised that a one sided, sexually focused thread like this is going to degenerate into hormone mongering?

Hormone mongering? :confused:

[Kato C.]

Why am I being bashed by all these newbs of late? :(

Not trying to bash, just comment. Maybe we don't know your sense of humour. On a funny note, the article has a good bit that made me laugh:

"...the shocking conclusion of Lorenzoni's study is that women don't like sex very much and the form and volume of their assets makes little or no difference in the matter.
Having said that, there is another possible explanation, and one favoured by our own Lucy Sherriff: that women do not want to have sex with Piero Lorenzoni"
:p

[craigdawg]

Jubologist? Shouldn't it be Jugologist? :D

[yellow]

I wonder if "Doctor" Lorenzoni has a...

(Since I cannot find an image of a red-necky trucker's cap with "Official Breast Inspector" on it, this will have to do)

...one of these on his car:

http://i14.ebayimg.com/03/i/03/70/b1/f1_1_b.JPG

Because as far as I can tell, that's about as scientific as this guy gets.

[daveL]

Hormone mongering? :confused:
Just made it up. It relates back to the testosterone / estrogen references above. Sorry if it didn't quite make sense.

[Lord Blackadder]

Jubologist? Shouldn't it be Jugologist? :D

I would say "quack scientist", i.e. a man who thinks he has found a clever way to turn mens' fondness for a fun part of womens' anatomy into a career. Good luck, I guess. :rolleyes:

[wdlove]

Agreed this is a nice pleasant break to all the male genitalia threads of late. It dies indeed bring on a much needed smile to the face.

[MongoTheGeek]

When i first heard of the story my first thought was that I had seen or heard this before. My fever wracked brain was saying phrenology and pondering how wonderful the woman is attached to the truly magnificent pair that warm by back all night.

That thought lead to no where useful.

I thought that mammary morphology is related to ethnicity and to ancient tribe which would account for similarities between appearance and behavior. It still bothered me when I couldn't remember where I had seen much the same study before.

Then I remembered back to the 95... And a series of photos surfaced from the northeast. Students at Wellesley and Harvard and MIT back in the 60s. It was a posture study to predict future success.

For a long while there were nude pictures of Hillary Clinton floating around the internet. She was probably the net's biggest porn star for a week or two.

[Roger1]

Agreed this is a nice pleasant break to all the male genitalia threads of late. It dies indeed bring on a much needed smile to the face.


Breasts usually make me smile, too :) (goes and looks for wife) :D

[daveL]

When i first heard of the story my first thought was that I had seen or heard this before. My fever wracked brain was saying phrenology and pondering how wonderful the woman is attached to the truly magnificent pair that warm by back all night.

That thought lead to no where useful.

I thought that mammary morphology is related to ethnicity and to ancient tribe which would account for similarities between appearance and behavior. It still bothered me when I couldn't remember where I had seen much the same study before.

Then I remembered back to the 95... And a series of photos surfaced from the northeast. Students at Wellesley and Harvard and MIT back in the 60s. It was a posture study to predict future success.

For a long while there were nude pictures of Hillary Clinton floating around the internet. She was probably the net's biggest porn star for a week or two.
Ya gotta love the '60s! Really! :)

[apple2991]

Hmm, I'd say that 'artificial' breast size determines a woman's intellect. I know several naturally well-endowed women with degrees, good jobs and high intelligence.

And you think they earned those degrees?

Not by studying, I'll tell you that much.

[Blue Velvet]

And you think they earned those degrees?

Not by studying, I'll tell you that much.


What makes you such an expert in judging the effort by which people you have never met get their degrees?

[apple2991]

What makes you such an expert in judging the effort by which people you have never met get their degrees?

Sarcasm. Mocking that point of view. Definitely not serious.

Cursed inflection-void that is the internet.

[Blue Velvet]

Sarcasm. Mocking that point of view. Definitely not serious.

Cursed inflection-void that is the internet.

OK then. Sorry for my response but understandable given the intial read.

[Applespider]

And you think they earned those degrees?

Not by studying, I'll tell you that much.

Well, I know I did :p

[Xtremehkr]

Guy says: Show me your breasts and I will tell you about your personality.

Gals says: um, ok.

Guy says: I've come to the conclusion that you are gullible. But I'll need to see more before I can tell you everything.


I think fake breasts are an insight to personality. But then, fake anything on a person is basically the same.

DRTFA, and don't intend to.

[Sun Baked]

I can see that this is going to take me years of hands on experience to get the feel of this study.

[yellow]

I can see that this is going to take me years of hands on experience to get the feel of this study.

Baaa-dump-splash!

[virividox]

Must be like looking into the future.

perish the thought!!!