The latest Keira Knightley Crapfest [Archive]

Mr. Durden

Mar 29, 2005, 11:20 AM

For the love of god, why?

http://playlist.yahoo.com/makeplaylist.dll?id=1351878&sdm=web&qtw=480&qth=300

Pirates of the Caribbean 2 better come quickly, because this career is heading for the crapper. Although she can always fall back on modeling young boys clothes. :D

WinterMute

Mar 29, 2005, 11:25 AM

Oh, your just asking for a mod mini beating aren't you... :D

Don't you know the lengths edesignuk will go to to protect her good name?

I'd not be in your shoes Mr. Durden ;) :D

zelmo

Mar 29, 2005, 11:27 AM

Now you've gone and done it. A certain mini mod gets a mite irritated when you compare KK to a young boy.:eek:

I agree, though. That trailer looks like so much rubbish.

CanadaRAM

Mar 29, 2005, 11:34 AM

Not good for the prospects of the movie if the trailer is to #%$^ to watch it all the way through...

Mr. Durden

Mar 29, 2005, 11:42 AM

Oh, your just asking for a mod mini beating aren't you... :D

Don't you know the lengths edesignuk will go to to protect her good name?

I'd not be in your shoes Mr. Durden ;) :D

Yes. Thank you for the warning. I'll take my shoes off right away. :)

But seriously. There are no words to describe the utter horribleness of that trailer.

What do you think, edesign? Crapfest or no?

edesignuk

Mar 29, 2005, 11:50 AM

As much as I'd like to go off on one, and as much as people are probably expecting it....Domino does look like a big pile of poo, that trailer was awful :eek:

Yes, I did just say that :eek: :eek:

Hell, everyone makes bad films, and this looks line a fine example. Looking forward to Pirates 2 though, and The Jacket looks decent from the little I have seen.

...now...

"modeling young boys clothes."!?!?!? grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........

hmmm....where's my...oh, there it is....:D

http://upload.yo-momma.net/uploads/forums/banbutton.gif

:D :p

jsw

Mar 29, 2005, 11:50 AM

Actually, e might agree. He hates/hated the short hair, which was cut for this movie.

On the other hand, I like the short hair, and the movie looks like good mindless entertainment. "Million Dollar Baby", no. But sometimes that's what I'm looking for.

Also, if her career goes into the toilet, then she will be more likely to be wandering London, despondent and in need of cheering up. So, again, I'd think e wouldn't mind.

jsw

Mar 29, 2005, 11:55 AM

Ah, so he did agree....

Honestly, the trailer doesn't look that bad to me. Catfights, underwear scenes, guns, models, bikinis, some excellent character actors. I'll bet it's a fun watch.

edesignuk

Mar 29, 2005, 11:56 AM

Honestly, the trailer doesn't look that bad to me. Catfights, underwear scenes, guns, models, bikinis, some excellent character actors. I'll bet it's a fun watch.Now, I never said I wouldn't watch it anyway :D ;)

jsw

Mar 29, 2005, 11:57 AM

I think it was a foregone conclusion that you'd watch. ;)

BTW, nice new avatar.

jsw

Mar 29, 2005, 12:01 PM

Although she can always fall back on modeling young boys clothes. :D
Hmmph. Click on e's sig to get the latest image. Those are not hips which could model young boy's clothes.

I think you meant "young boys shirts".

Mr. Durden

Mar 29, 2005, 12:06 PM

Nice to see the sense of humor, edesign. Actually I posted this just to see what would happen, what with your fondness for her and all... :)

Your right, though. Everyone makes a bad movie every once in a while. I'm a big fan of Angelina Jolie... (pauses to day dream for a moment, then takes a cold shower), and she dosent make the greatest character/movie choices either. BUT... I'm always ready with my $8.50 at the theater. :D

Counting the days to Mr and Mrs. Smith.

edesignuk

Mar 29, 2005, 12:15 PM

Nice to see the sense of humor, edesign.Hey, it's all just a bit of fun anyways...never take it too seriously...though I do think she's gorgeous of course ;)
Your right, though. Everyone makes a bad movie every once in a while. I'm a big fan of Angelina Jolie... (pauses to day dream for a moment, then takes a cold shower), and she dosent make the greatest character/movie choices either. BUT... I'm always ready with my $8.50 at the theater. :D
This may interest you (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=36275) ;)

Mr. Durden

Mar 29, 2005, 12:31 PM

Hey, it's all just a bit of fun anyways...never take it too seriously...though I do think she's gorgeous of course ;)

This may interest you (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=36275) ;)

:eek:

I am forever indebted... :D

LethalWolfe

Mar 29, 2005, 01:06 PM

I don't like the trailer, but could be an entertaining movie if it doesn't take itself seriously.

"Black-tino"

Hehehe.

That part was funny.

Lethal

MacNut

Mar 29, 2005, 01:24 PM

I think the question is can she have a long term acting career or is she just a hollywood flavor of the month right now.

Sun Baked

Mar 29, 2005, 01:38 PM

...now...

"modeling young boys clothes."!?!?!? grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........

hmmm....where's my...oh, there it is....:D

http://upload.yo-momma.net/uploads/forums/banbutton.gif

:D :pWith short hair and no makeup, in those types of clothes... she'd even be a thrilling enough for Michael Jackson. ;)

redAPPLE

Mar 29, 2005, 04:31 PM

maybe it is something like a sneak preview like Cars. to see the reaction.

btw, i like her short hair.

well, i liked that shoplifter actress' short hair too. :D

jayb2000

Mar 29, 2005, 04:50 PM

Lacero

Mar 29, 2005, 05:14 PM

Her voice in the trailer sounds so god awful amateurish. "Heads you win, tails you lose?" OMG. Haha. I like the intense look of the movie, but if its like that through the whole movie, it's going to be crap to endure through.

HiRez

Mar 29, 2005, 06:15 PM

Well, Domino is directed by Tony Scott, who did Top Gun and Enemy of the State, both movies I enjoyed. He also did Man on Fire which I hear is good, but I have not seen it.

So, regardless of Ms. Knigtley's appearance in the movie, it might be worth the matinee big screen shoot-em-up fun factor.He also directed Crimson Tide, which is one of my favorite action-type movies of all time. But even if the movie is ok...for the love of all that is good and decent WHY do that to her? You want her to have a long Hollywood career? Put her in the situations she is best at: looking pretty with long hair and not talking. This pisses me off!! Get that girl in a Bond film, stat!

Mitthrawnuruodo

Mar 29, 2005, 06:19 PM

Well, Domino is directed by Tony Scott, who did Top Gun and Enemy of the State, both movies I enjoyed. He also did Man on Fire which I hear is good, but I have not seen it.Don't forget True Romance, written by Quentin Tarantino...

Although Tony is not as good a director as his brother, he has a good grip on Action movies, and this one could be all right...

HiRez

Mar 29, 2005, 06:21 PM

Her voice in the trailer sounds so god awful amateurish. "Heads you win, tails you lose?"No no, it's tails you DIE! Makes all the difference, right? Suddenly she's the greatest voiceover actress of all time!

daveL

Mar 29, 2005, 06:22 PM

Hey, it looks good enough to pass some time one evening; I'm easy when it comes to action flicks.

Abstract

Mar 29, 2005, 06:46 PM

I don't mind the short hair. Hair grows back.

However, boyish figures never go away. :p

tristan

Mar 29, 2005, 06:54 PM

There are some actresses which are gorgeous and fun to watch but always appear in horrible movies. Angelina Jolie is probably the most glaring example. Jennifer Lopez and Jessica Alba would qualify too, in my opinion. Hopefully Keira won't show up in this list.

Lacero

Mar 29, 2005, 06:55 PM

I don't consider Jennifer Lopez attractive at all. Jessica Alba, now that's a cutie.

therevolution

Mar 29, 2005, 08:33 PM

I don't consider Jennifer Lopez attractive at all. Jessica Alba, now that's a cutie.
Word. That Sin City trailer (http://www.apple.com/trailers/miramax/sin_city/)... *shudder* :D I will go see it for her alone. Fortunately, the rest of the movie looks pretty good too. ;)

broken_keyboard

Mar 29, 2005, 09:46 PM

The bit at the start with the machine gun is a bit ridiculous...

In my opinion Keira Knightley is like Natalie Portman without the charisma. I don't know how anyone could choose Keira over Nat.

Lacero

Mar 29, 2005, 09:49 PM

Don't forget, Keira is pretty stupid too. You should see when she gives interviews. Natalie Portman on the other hand, she is a goddess and should be treated as such.

Deefuzz

Mar 29, 2005, 10:37 PM

Man that looked bad.

And she didn't look very good either...I normally thought she was pretty hot, but that hair is just...throwin me off man

*shudders*

Platform

Mar 30, 2005, 05:34 AM

Well not the best trailer I have seen :o

Lacero

Mar 30, 2005, 06:30 AM

It's weird, the trailer is not so bad on the second viewing. :confused:

edesignuk

Mar 30, 2005, 06:35 AM

I don't know how anyone could choose Keira over Nat.
...but you know me...

iGav

Mar 30, 2005, 06:39 AM

Don't forget, Keira is pretty stupid too.

I believe the words you're looking for are... 'a right doughnut' heheheheheheheh :p

devman

Mar 30, 2005, 08:15 AM

:eek:

I am forever indebted... :D

me too. Very nice. :D

Mr. Durden

Mar 30, 2005, 11:15 AM

I don't mind the short hair. Hair grows back.

However, boyish figures never go away. :p

Nothing a little surgery (or a lot in her case) cant fix. :D

Mr. Durden

Mar 30, 2005, 11:17 AM

Lacero

Mar 30, 2005, 11:25 AM

It should be revoked. Have you seen her performance in Alexander? *shudders uncontrollably*

Mr. Anderson

Mar 30, 2005, 11:30 AM

La Femme NaKeira?

Bleh.....

Pirates should be a lot of fun and will hopefully make up for this a few others she's done. You have to wonder why she chooses to do the movie....

D

Lacero

Mar 30, 2005, 11:43 AM

Brother Michael

Mar 30, 2005, 12:22 PM

Funny, I was working ona comic book that was using this type of running theme, only a little less silly, and it didnt have anything remotely Keira looking in it for a main character.

Eh whatever,

Mike

HiRez

Mar 30, 2005, 03:35 PM

Keira! Keira!

The sequel to the box office smash, Pearl Harbor, in which she plays a buxom blonde nurse caring for a downed English pilot whose face was burned beyond recognition. Ralph Fiennes plays the pilot.I can't laugh at that because if I saw a trailer for the exact movie you describe, it wouldn't even surprise me anymore. Bring me a bucket!! At least Kate Beckinsale got a good role for herself in The Aviator.

kettle

Mar 30, 2005, 04:05 PM

I don't mind the short hair. Hair grows back.

However, boyish figures never go away. :p
I believe the words you're looking for are... 'a right doughnut' heheheheheheheh :p
Pirates of the Caribbean 2 better come quickly, because this career is heading for the crapper. Although she can always fall back on modeling young boys clothes. :D

well done all. Made I laugh.

and on the Natalie Portman comment, I too believe she has the shape that makes her the woman to nearer to my ideals.