filthy sleazy songs [Archive]

flat6

Apr 7, 2005, 01:48 PM

List some :) Here's the type of thing I'm thinking of...

Day One - Bedroom Dancing
Ice Cube - You Can Do It
Louis XIV - Paper Doll
Louis XIV - Pledge Of Allegiance
Lovage - To Catch a Thief
Lovage - Strangers on a Train
Lovage - Sex (I'm A)
Ol' Dirty Bastard - Got Your Money
Pornosonic - Spiderpussy
88 Lines About 44 Women - They Might Be Giants

PlaceofDis

Apr 7, 2005, 01:52 PM

Nine Inch Nails - Closer (any version)
Nine Inch Nails - The Perfect Drug
Queens of the Stone Age - Skin on Skin (look up the lyrics of this one WOW :eek: )
Puscifer - Rev 22:20
Garbage - Push It
John Mayer - Your Body is a Wonderland

thats all i have for right now....

PlaceofDis

Apr 7, 2005, 07:11 PM

just thought i would add

3rd Eye Blind - Deep Inside of You
Marilyn Manson - The Beautiful People

(these are the only ones ive come across so far)

brap

Apr 7, 2005, 07:23 PM

88 Lines About 44 Women - They Might Be Giants
That's not They Might Be Giants.

flat6

Apr 7, 2005, 08:31 PM

That's not They Might Be Giants.

It may be a cover? Not sure, to tell you the truth... I can upload it if you want to check.

iSaint

Apr 7, 2005, 08:43 PM

Prince - Darling Nikki
Prince - P**** Control
Prince - Sister
Prince - Head

Great musician and songwriter, he's just infatuated with sex. Of course, most males... :eek: :D

mkrishnan

Apr 7, 2005, 08:43 PM

Sexonwheelz by TKK :D

EDIT: And who can forget Me So Horny? :p

iSaint

Apr 7, 2005, 08:55 PM

EDIT: And who can forget Me So Horny? :p

I was trying to think of the group name. Their performances were banned all over. Me So Horny is probably the cleanest of their songs!

mkrishnan

Apr 7, 2005, 09:01 PM

I was trying to think of the group name. Their performances were banned all over. Me So Horny is probably the cleanest of their songs!

2 Live Crew. And you're right, but it was also one of the tighter flows. And it had Full Metal Jacket samples. :D

keysersoze

Apr 7, 2005, 09:10 PM

Hands Down:

Lords of Acid - P***y Lyrics
I mean the refrain alone is enough...

wow.

mkrishnan

Apr 7, 2005, 09:15 PM

Hmmm...this thread deserves some girl sleaze too. Liz Phair, Supernova. Such great Liz lyrics....any song which incorporates the phrases "flying, giant friction blast" and "and you **** like a volcano" deserves some respect. :D

Ahhhh, Liz, why can't you be mine?

And if not that, why can't iTunes get the original album this song was on, so I can get the real version?

Daveway

Apr 7, 2005, 09:20 PM

Candy Shop- 50 Cent
Love in her mouth- Kilo Ali

keysersoze

Apr 7, 2005, 09:20 PM

buryyourbrideau

Apr 7, 2005, 09:27 PM

Candy Shop- 50 Cent
Love in her mouth- Kilo Ali

i seriously thought i was the only person in the world that had heard love in her mouth

brap

Apr 7, 2005, 09:29 PM

It may be a cover? Not sure, to tell you the truth... I can upload it if you want to check.It's the nails (http://www.the-nails.com/), info here (http://www.tmbg.org/band-info/faq/#q51). ;)

scem0

Apr 7, 2005, 09:31 PM

Hands Down:

Lords of Acid - P***y Lyrics
I mean the refrain alone is enough...

wow.

Yeah, I immediately thought about Lords of Acid when I saw this topic.

Cocoon - Bjork is my addition

scem0

mkrishnan

Apr 7, 2005, 09:37 PM

The P***y Lyrics IS sung by a girl!!!

:D

Oh, yeah, hehehe...sorry. You're digging way back for me with Lords of Acid.

dirt farmer

Apr 7, 2005, 09:41 PM

How about "Broken Hearts Are For **********", by Frank Zappa?? An all time classic! Just google the lyrics! ;)

Daveway

Apr 7, 2005, 09:44 PM

i seriously thought i was the only person in the world that had heard love in her mouth

Oddly, I thought the same thing :eek:

If you have not heard this song, you don't know what a sleazy and disgusting song is.

flat6

Apr 8, 2005, 12:18 AM

Speaking of women singing the lyrics... these three are sung by an absolute vixen.

Lovage - To Catch a Thief
Lovage - Strangers on a Train
Lovage - Sex (I'm A)

flat6

Apr 8, 2005, 12:19 AM

And yeah, I had forgotten about Love in Ya Mouth. That one needs to be moved onto the playlist as well...

But the ones I originally listed were bordering on campy. Some of these other ones actually seem to take themselves seriously...

Phat_Pat

Apr 8, 2005, 12:23 AM

Ooh Na Na Naa Naa- Lil Jon :eek:

flat6

Apr 8, 2005, 12:27 AM

It's the nails (http://www.the-nails.com/), info here (http://www.tmbg.org/band-info/faq/#q51). ;)

Cool. Just noticed my Puttin' on the Ritz was mislabelled as well. I all of a sudden have less love for TMBG, they just lost two of their greatest songs :)

vniow

Apr 8, 2005, 12:37 AM

I'm dissapointed.

No one has mentioned Peaches yet.

For shame...

flat6

Apr 8, 2005, 12:52 AM

I'm dissapointed.

No one has mentioned Peaches yet.

For shame...

Thank you. I knew I had forgotten The Stranglers' Peaches. Now that I think of it, The Presidents of the United States of America's Peaches might also have a filthy message underneath it all.

Edit:

Movin’ to the country,
Gonna eat a lot of peaches
Movin’ to the country,
Gonna eat me a lot of peaches
Movin’ to the country,
Gonna eat a lot of peaches
Movin’ to the country,
Gonna eat a lot of peaches

Peaches come from a can,
They were put there by a man
In a factory downtown
If I had my little way,
I’d eat peaches every day
Sun-soakin’ bulges in the shade

Take a little naps where the roots all twist
Squished a rotten peach in my fist
And dreamed about you, woman,
I poked my finger down inside
Make a little room for it to hide
Nature’s candy in my hand or can or a pie

Millions of peaches, peaches for me
Millions of peaches, peaches for free

Look out!

Haha, that is pretty dirty...

vniow

Apr 8, 2005, 12:58 AM

I was actually talking about a different (http://www.peachesrocks.com/) kind of Peaches but that works too.

fistful

Apr 8, 2005, 01:53 AM

peaches is like a female version of Iggy Pop

anyways this topic made me think of Nofx. specifically, "Liza & Louise", "Liza", "Louise", "My Vagina" and "I Wanna be your Baby".

buryyourbrideau

Apr 8, 2005, 01:41 PM

the best cover ever...NOFX cover of Minor Threat: straight edge...for those that dont know NOFX stands for NO ********** X (straight edge) i just find it pretty amusing :D

narco

Apr 8, 2005, 02:01 PM

Probably the worst song I can think of is:

Khia - My Neck, My Back.

EDIT: here is the link on iTunes. It's explicit, so be careful:
http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?playlistId=32990861&selectedItemId=32990857

The only song I can think of that seriously grossed me out.

I won't even mention Peaches because I don't like her music, but I'm glad someone mentioned the SONG "Peaches" by the Stranglers because they are awesome.

Fishes,
narco.

Ambrose Chapel

Apr 8, 2005, 04:11 PM

check out Histoire de Melody Nelson by Serge Gainsbourg. It's lolita set to music. or serge's Je t'aime...Moi non plus.

doumbek

Apr 8, 2005, 04:33 PM

"Men Are Pigs" by Henrietta Collins and the Wife Beating Child Haters (it's actually Henry Rollins) and all I can say is that this song is painful.

brap

Apr 8, 2005, 04:43 PM

"Men Are Pigs" by Henrietta Collins and the Wife Beating Child Haters (it's actually Henry Rollins) and all I can say is that this song is painful.Henry Rollins is a god. Full-on.
Cool. Just noticed my Puttin' on the Ritz was mislabelled as well. I all of a sudden have less love for TMBG, they just lost two of their greatest songsBah! The pink album is a work of genius, dude...

In response to the original question... I suppose NIN's Closer to god, no, not the MTV version - the one you were surprised with if you happened to buy the other version of the single.

You could also add pretty much anything by Ray Watts - either Pig, or Schwein projects.

Otherwise, sex isn't something I enjoy listening to people sing about - hence my distaste for most hippity-hop :o

Mitthrawnuruodo

Apr 8, 2005, 05:09 PM

Are we talking about just sleezy songs or all kinds of filthy ones...?

If we're talking about the last option Turbonegro has a couple of candidates: "******* the World" and "Don't Say Motherf***er, Motherf***er". Have to add Dead Kennedy's "Too drunk to *******". And, of course, Terence and Philips immortal classic: "Uncle F***a"...

Of the more sleezy ones, you got Aerosmith's "Love in an Elevator" and "Pink", just to mention a few... most Aerosmith songs are kind of sleezy... ;)

Prince has also more than a few, like "Cream" and "Sexy MF" to mention two...

And we cannot avoid Bloodhound Gang, which is in a category of their own and has made a career of being sleezy with songs like "I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks", "Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny", "A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying", "The Bad Touch" and maybe the worse of them all "Three Point One Four"...

There are some others which at first seems kind of innocent, like Pulp's "Common People", "Where The Wild Roses Grow" with Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds + Kylie Minogue and Ian Dury's "If I Was With A Woman" (nicely sung by Cerys Matthews from Catatonia and The Blockheads). Not to mention the real classics: "Take a walk on the wild side" by Lou Reed and "Relax" by Frankie Goes to Hollywood, which for some insane reason got past most Radio censors...

I have too much songs on my iBook... :o

Applespider

Apr 8, 2005, 07:07 PM

The Outhere Brothers 'Boom Boom Boom' had some explicit lyrics - lots of asking women to sitting on faces if I recall correctly.

Aside from that I'd go for at least one of the King Missile songs 'Double F---ed by 2 Black Studs' is the first that springs to mind

Spizzo

Apr 8, 2005, 07:22 PM

DJ Assault - Ass N' Tities
R. Kelly - Sex In The Kitchen (3rd verse...something about a salad!) :eek:
Killer Mike - Adidas
Vybz Kartel - Picture This
Too $hort - Blow Job Betty
Akinyele - Put It In Your Mouth

killmoms

Apr 8, 2005, 07:53 PM

Two of my favorite "dirty" non hip-hop songs:

The White Stripes - Ball and Biscuit
Goldfrapp - Twist

Both great songs.

narco

Apr 8, 2005, 10:01 PM

Henry Rollins is a god. Full-on.

Aside from totally ruining Black Flag, I can agree with you to an extent. He's a funny dude.

Fishes,
narco.

polyesterlester

Apr 9, 2005, 07:05 PM

Ween - LMLYP (Let Me Lick Your P**sy)
Song-Poem - Virgin Child of the Universe
Tobie Columbus - Cum In My Mouth
Richard Cheese - Rape Me
Richard Cheese - Closer
Primus - Wynona's Big Brown Beaver
Steve Barger - Milky Mommy Tits
James Kochalka Superstar - Bad Astronaut
James Kochalka Superstar - Pony the Penis

and of course

Peaches - ***** the Pain Away
Peaches - Back It Up Baby

Macaddicttt

Apr 10, 2005, 01:53 PM

Anyone here ever hear of Anal C***? They have the absolutely least politically correct lyrics ever. Just go here (http://www.darklyrics.com/a/anal****.html) and look at the song titles. I don't know if they count as dirty, but they're really, really bad.

Hmm...I can't get the link to work because of the profanity filter. Just replace the first * with a "c" then the second one with a "u" and then you can figure out the other two letters...

EDIT: I think I may have gone to far by mentioning this band. Please don't ban me for this. :D I'm going to have to put a really big warning here, though. The songs are terrible. Really, really bad. They'll offend anyone and everyone. But they're awesomely funny, so...

narco

Apr 10, 2005, 02:17 PM

and of course

Peaches - ***** the Pain Away
Peaches - Back It Up Baby

I really can't stand her. I tried listening to it, but it's more like novelty music. Something you show your friends and say "man, you have to hear the stuff she says." Maybe I'm missing the point.

Fishes,
narco.

Nanda Devi

Apr 10, 2005, 11:21 PM

You beat me to it, POLYESTERLESTER... I was just about to put Ween out there. I was going to say "Waving my d*ck in the Wind" or "P*ss up a Rope", which are both actually pretty tame. Those guys write some downright twisted lyrics, but I love them.

I had also forgotten all about that Primus song. I used to be a pretty big fan of that band, but they seem to have fallen off the radar. Always thought Les Claypool was pretty talented on that bass, though...

CubaTBird

Apr 10, 2005, 11:46 PM

ne thing by motley crue.. though some reason.. i relly like primal scream from them.. PRIMAL SCREAM AND SHOUT! TURN THIS MUTHA OUT!! YEAH!!! :eek:

polyesterlester

Apr 10, 2005, 11:57 PM

polyesterlester

Apr 11, 2005, 12:14 AM

I really can't stand her. I tried listening to it, but it's more like novelty music. Something you show your friends and say "man, you have to hear the stuff she says." Maybe I'm missing the point.

Fishes,
narco.

Oh, I can understand that. I don't think of her as novelty music though, because I do genuinely like some of her songs. They've got great beats, and I end up catching myself singing, "sucking on my t*tties" under my breath during the boring parts of client meetings.

Abstract

Apr 11, 2005, 04:08 AM

Dave Matthews Band - Crash Into Me ("and I will cu<M>m into you...."). And while its not so obvious, "Rapunzel" is about getting a "BJ".

There's also a Busta Rhymes song that's banned in the US (I think) called "Its All Good." :eek:

Macaddicttt

Apr 11, 2005, 09:03 AM

There's also a Busta Rhymes song that's banned in the US (I think) called "Its All Good." :eek:

Umm...There's freedom of speech here in the US. No song can be banned...

It might be unplayable on the radio, but it can't be banned.

Abstract

Apr 11, 2005, 09:27 AM

"Copkiller" by Ice T was banned.

So was a song by Three-Six Mafia in most states (I believe), because it seemed to cause people to fight and riot.

Macaddicttt

Apr 11, 2005, 09:42 AM

"Copkiller" by Ice T was banned.

So was a song by Three-Six Mafia in most states (I believe), because it seemed to cause people to fight and riot.

You sure? Who banned them? I didn't think it was possible to ban anything. What are they going to do if you play the song in your own house? Arrest you?

devman

Apr 11, 2005, 09:48 AM

Bodies - The Sex Pistols

scem0

Apr 11, 2005, 11:08 AM

Oh, I can understand that. I don't think of her as novelty music though, because I do genuinely like some of her songs. They've got great beats, and I end up catching myself singing, "sucking on my t*tties" under my breath during the boring parts of client meetings.

Let's just hope nobody ever hears you :).

scem0

benpatient

Apr 11, 2005, 12:39 PM

You sure? Who banned them? I didn't think it was possible to ban anything. What are they going to do if you play the song in your own house? Arrest you?

an interesting site to look at:

http://ericnuzum.com/banned/incidents/00s.html

narco

Apr 11, 2005, 12:41 PM

You sure? Who banned them? I didn't think it was possible to ban anything. What are they going to do if you play the song in your own house? Arrest you?

Wasn't 2 live crew banned? I remember they had that song "Banned in the USA." I doubt you could get arrested for playing it, but they still say they were banned.

Fishes,
narco.

wordmunger

Apr 11, 2005, 12:52 PM

narco

Apr 11, 2005, 03:16 PM

Okay, here's what I can remember from the '80s:

Sex (Berlin)
Sex Dwarf (Soft Cell)
Darling Nikki (Prince -- already mentioned)
Master and Servant (Depeche Mode)
Relax (Frankie Goes to Hollywood)

All in all, a comparatively clean decade, though we thought we were pretty raunchy back then.

I remember how my mom would always freak out when I played Sex Dwarf. She thought Marc was saying "Sex Sword" and figured that was a euphemism for "penis."

Fishes,
narco.

brap

Apr 11, 2005, 05:09 PM

I remember how my mom would always freak out when I played Sex Dwarf. She thought Marc was saying "Sex Sword" and figured that was a euphemism for "penis."Wow, Sex Dwarf. Forgot that one.

Saw Psyche do a cover of it a couple of years back, skinny French gentlemen going spastic with an audience-participatory gogo dancer. Spectacular!

lilmamma807

Apr 17, 2005, 06:33 PM

Khia- Neck & Back
Lady Saw -Pretty P***y
White Dog- Pop A Pill

Loge

Apr 17, 2005, 06:45 PM

There's these guys

http://www.porkdukes.com/

for some highly offensive, but very tounge in cheek, British punk dating back to the late 70s.

techgeek

Apr 19, 2005, 01:15 PM

Anything by Rock Bitch. I particularly like Fist ******* (right upto the wrist). :eek:
Macclads - Sweaty Betty

Duff-Man

Apr 21, 2005, 12:11 AM

Duff-Man says....I saw the Stranglers "Peaches" mentioned earlier but I would say thie "Bring On the Nubiles" is a lot "nastier"....oh yeah!

spidermann

Apr 23, 2005, 02:04 AM

2Live Crew albums were banned. They couldn't play, perform, or sell their music for years. Eventually they won a lawsuit in the Supreme Court that said their music was protected by the First Amendment. They then released Banned in the USA, which was a full album and a single.

As for sleazy songs....I'm Your Gun by Alice Cooper off of the Trash album.

Fiveos22

Apr 24, 2005, 08:54 PM

I have no idea where I picked up this song (probably from my napster days when I took any and everything I could find) but I have a file named "Pimp", from "Oglio Records". Its apparently from the "Classic 70s Porn Music" soundtrack...

however I can't find that such an album exists.

Its damn phat...and emotional.

ASZ993

Apr 25, 2005, 12:49 AM

"What U Gon Do" by Lil'Jon and the Eastside Boyz. Has swearing in almost every line!

"Just a Lil Bit" by 50 Cent
"Some Cut" by Trillville and Cutty

pretty much anything dirty south hip-hop

gangst

Apr 25, 2005, 06:29 AM

i''m more of a hip hop fan, but try and beat

****ed up world-limp bizkit

Mitthrawnuruodo

Apr 25, 2005, 06:39 AM

****ed up world-limp bizkitAah... that song is really ********* up...the musical equivalent to South Park's ******-episode (with the counter and all)... :D

QCassidy352

Apr 25, 2005, 06:39 AM

just thought I'd add one i hadn't seen yet:

LL Cool J: Doin' It

nothing subtle about this one!

mcadam

Apr 25, 2005, 07:03 AM

Risque Rythm - a compilation of old Rock'n'Roll with rather dirty lyrics. Containing everlasting hits like:

"It ain't the meat (it's the motion)"
"let me bang your box"
"Keep on Churnin"
"Sixty minutes man"
and
"Long John Blues" with Dinah Washington

Great fun and real nice oldschool R&R

A

jemeinc

Apr 25, 2005, 08:58 AM

What about:
"Sir Phsyco Sexy" - The Red Hot Chili Peppers (Blood, Sugar, Sex, Magic)
Great album, but it's pretty filthy... lol.. Definitely don't wanna leave this one on as background music for a family get together. ;-)

yg17

Apr 26, 2005, 08:34 PM

Korn - All in the Family
Korn - ADIDAS

Koodauw

Apr 26, 2005, 09:24 PM

Probably the worst song I can think of is:

Khia - My Neck, My Back.

EDIT: here is the link on iTunes. It's explicit, so be careful:
http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?playlistId=32990861&selectedItemId=32990857

The only song I can think of that seriously grossed me out.

Fishes,
narco.

If you think thats bad, check out the Too Shorts Version: Yo Neck Yo back.

LethalWolfe

Apr 26, 2005, 09:29 PM

"Louise" by NOFX
"Machine love" (heck any song) by the Genitorturers
"She's Goes Down" by Motley Crue
"Sanctified" by NIN

Lethal

Balin64

Apr 26, 2005, 09:48 PM

Any Song by Kool Keith! AKA Dr. Octagon

"Can I see your Panties Girl?"

Look them Up. The guy's a riot, an artist, a derelict and one of my favorite rappers.

Earth People, New York and California! Earth People I was born on Jupiter!

Inspector Lee

Apr 26, 2005, 10:29 PM

Harley David(son of a B----) by The Bollock Brothers

Anything by SleeZee Top.

I know a girl who lives on the hill
She won't do it but her sister will
When they boogie
Do the tube steak boogie

sushi

Apr 26, 2005, 11:17 PM

Forgot about The 2 Live Crew. Funny stuff.

If you like Me So Horney, then you might enjoy Pop that Pu__y.

T2LC was very popular in Japan.

Sushi

sushi

Apr 26, 2005, 11:44 PM

Some to add:

You Suck by the Yeastie Girls

Miracles by Jefferson Starship (Sounds like a beautiful song, but you have to carefully listen to the lyrics.)

3 Biggest Lies by David Allen Coe

Sushi

AppleAce

Apr 26, 2005, 11:56 PM

Mötley Crüe has some real gems on their Dr. Feelgood album. "Sticky Sweet" and "She Goes Down" just to name a couple. Can't forget The Knack's 1979 hit "My Sharona," with the lines "Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind" and "keeping it a mystery, it gets to me, running down the length of my thighs, Sharona." The best part about that song is no one really ever pays that much attention to the lyrics so they don't realize it's a dirty song.
Oh, and can't forget Warrant's "Cherry Pie." In case you hadn't noticed, I'm a big fan of the thinly veiled lyrics (and not-so-thinly sometimes). The Stones' "Honky Tonk Women" has one of the greatest lyrics ever, in my opinion "She blew my nose, and then she blew my mind." Then of course there's also "Rosie" by Jackson Browne, "Pictures of Lily" by The Who, and "Turning Japanese" by The Vapors. If you can't figure out what all of those 3 songs are about, you obviously haven't heard any of them, or you're just not thinking hard enough. ;)