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miloblithe
Apr 25, 2005, 07:31 AM
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MosNews (http://www.mosnews.com/news/2005/04/22/monkeynazis.shtml)

Victory Day Show at Russian Circus to Feature Nazi Monkeys

To celebrate the 60th anniversary of Soviet victory in World War II a circus show will dress monkeys as Nazis and have them act in wartime stories, NewsRu reports.

The director of the Yekaterinburg circus, Anatoly Marchevsky, said he opted for monkeys to represent Nazis because it was easy to design costumes for them.

“You can not dress a horse like a Nazi,” he told the UralPolit.Ru website.

“People see Nazis as beasts anyway,” he added.

The festive show running from May 1 is going to consist of several wartime stories featuring both people and animals. A tightrope walker for example will set up a Soviet banner high above the audience to represent the taking of the Reichstag.

Originally the show’s authors intended to have leopards act as Nazis. “Leopards are carnivores. And they fit ideally when it comes to representing aggressors,” Marchevsky explained.

But in the end they had to change their minds because it was almost impossible to dress leopards in Nazi uniforms, NewsRu reports.

Entrance to the show for all war veterans who come dressed in uniforms and with military medals will be free.



Jaffa Cake
Apr 25, 2005, 07:54 AM
Entrance to the show for all war veterans who come dressed in uniforms and with military medals will be free.
I'm guessing not German veterans, though.

miloblithe
Apr 25, 2005, 07:56 AM
No, probably not German veterans--unless they are monkeys, of course.

Thomas Veil
Apr 25, 2005, 02:26 PM
Will there be Gestapo gorillas? Luftwaffe lemurs?

mkrishnan
Apr 25, 2005, 03:10 PM
Will there be Gestapo gorillas? Luftwaffe lemurs?

I don't think the world is yet ready for parachuting monkeys, my friend. :(

This whole thing is very surreal to me. :eek:

Thomas Veil
Apr 26, 2005, 12:55 AM
The Nazi monkey flag:


http://users.adelphia.net/~tjveil/images/bananaflag.jpg