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clayj
Apr 28, 2005, 12:13 PM
Just saw this on the Microsoft web site:

http://i.microsoft.com/h/en-us/i/ExperienceTablet_4_10.jpg

Time for Celebrity Jeopardy with Sean Connery!



Sutekidane
Apr 28, 2005, 12:36 PM
I suppose that's sorta funny... :p

topicolo
Apr 28, 2005, 12:36 PM
Hahahaha... It remind me of the jokes we used to pull on each other back in 7th grade about being in the pen15 club. :D

quackattack
Apr 28, 2005, 12:42 PM
Time for Celebrity Jeopardy with Sean Connery!

One of the best SNL skits of all time. :D

Sutekidane
Apr 28, 2005, 12:53 PM
Hahahaha... It remind me of the jokes we used to pull on each other back in 7th grade about being in the pen15 club. :D

Hey! I was the captain of the pen15 club...
...oh wait.. :eek:

quackattack
Apr 28, 2005, 12:55 PM
Hey! I was the captain of the pen15 club...
...oh wait.. :eek:

Yeah I got into that club too........ that was a dark day :o :D

daveL
Apr 28, 2005, 01:41 PM
I hate to admit I have no idea what this thread is about, or what pen15 refers to.

PlaceofDis
Apr 28, 2005, 01:43 PM
I hate to admit I have no idea what this thread is about, or what pen15 refers to.

dont worry im just as confused as well http://www3.telus.net/poojja/s/huh.gif

buryyourbrideau
Apr 28, 2005, 01:46 PM
they are referring the ad to the snl skit where sean connery says the male reprodutive part's name instead of the PEN IS MIGHTIER..... he says....ahh i hope you get it now ;)

tpjunkie
Apr 28, 2005, 02:03 PM
imagine, if you will, what word "pen15" resembles. The way to gain entry to the pen15 club is to have a "member" write "pen15" on your hand with a pen.

PlaceofDis
Apr 28, 2005, 02:08 PM
wow i feel stupid now, guess i didnt get enought sleep, maybe i need a nap...

:::shakes head::: what is wrong with me today?

Blackheart
Apr 28, 2005, 02:37 PM
they are referring the ad to the snl skit where sean connery says the male reprodutive part's name instead of the PEN IS MIGHTIER..... he says....ahh i hope you get it now ;)

Celebrity Jeopardy is awesome!

ha ha... FOREIGN FLICKS

daveL
Apr 28, 2005, 03:00 PM
imagine, if you will, what word "pen15" resembles. The way to gain entry to the pen15 club is to have a "member" write "pen15" on your hand with a pen.
Ah, there's the problem. I went to an all boys prep school. That would be about the last thing that would ever happen.

PlaceofDis
Apr 28, 2005, 03:09 PM
Ah, there's the problem. I went to an all boys prep school. That would be about the last thing that would ever happen.

interestingly enough i went to an all boys catholic hs...... weird, guess this joke never made it past the co ed schools

notjustjay
Apr 28, 2005, 03:59 PM
interestingly enough i went to an all boys catholic hs...... weird, guess this joke never made it past the co ed schools

Nope, sorry, never heard of it :rolleyes:

brap
Apr 28, 2005, 04:52 PM
Since when was 'penis' censor material? 49% of the population have them.

nagromme
Apr 28, 2005, 04:54 PM
If you don't get it, you're allowed in the club :)

Don't feel bad. I was asked if I was PT (which they said meant Potty Trained). Of course I was... and then they said it meant I was PT! A Public Toilet!

So then I said, no I'm not PT! But then it turned out I was not Potty Trained!

There was much back and forth, but it really bothered me all year. Was I or was I not a Public Toilet? Was I or was I not Potty Trained?

Luckily, the senior year of college doesn't last forever.

Mr. Anderson
Apr 28, 2005, 05:04 PM
If you don't get it, you're allowed in the club :)

Don't feel bad. I was asked if I was PT (which they said meant Potty Trained). Of course I was... and then they said it meant I was PT! A Public Toilet!

So then I said, no I'm not PT! But then it turned out I was not Potty Trained!

There was much back and forth, but it really bothered me all year. Was I or was I not a Public Toilet? Was I or was I not Potty Trained?

Luckily, the senior year of college doesn't last forever.

senior year of college??!??! Damn, I'd have thought this would have been something for middle school.

Never heard of the pen15, either, though.

D

clayj
Apr 28, 2005, 05:14 PM
Since when was 'penis' censor material? 49% of the population have them.Well, I didn't feel like typing it. :) I don't know if the system would censor it or not (and I see that it doesn't).

Mr. Anderson
Apr 28, 2005, 05:19 PM
Well, I didn't feel like typing it. :) I don't know if the system would censor it or not (and I see that it doesn't).

I think it actually became *safe* to say after the Lorena Bobbit escapade (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorena_Bobbitt) - the media had to use the correct terminology and after that, the word was used more often.

D

homerjward
Apr 28, 2005, 05:22 PM
Just saw this on the Microsoft web site:

http://i.microsoft.com/h/en-us/i/ExperienceTablet_4_10.jpg

Time for Celebrity Jeopardy with Sean Connery!
are they available at pen island? http://www.penisland.net/

wdlove
Apr 28, 2005, 06:17 PM
I'm a little confused also. :confused: I was expecting pictures, wonder if our members are into the use of special pens?

Josh396
Apr 28, 2005, 06:51 PM
are they available at pen island? http://www.penisland.net/
LOL that's pretty good. I think what makes it really funny is the land part.

dotdotdot
Apr 28, 2005, 07:15 PM
are they available at pen island? http://www.penisland.net/

And for the ladies who may want some pen15 fun: expressionsexchange.com

(Expressions Exchange) not a pen site, but...

nagromme
Apr 28, 2005, 07:18 PM
senior year of college??!??! Damn, I'd have thought this would have been something for middle school.

I may have fabricated the senior part :D Kindergarten, more like it.

Thanks for the Island link... that's too funny.

Apple Hobo
Apr 28, 2005, 08:41 PM
are they available at pen island? http://www.penisland.net/

Whether you're looking for a long and skinny pen, a thick pen, a fountain pen that squirts ink, or even a black pen, we have just the one for you.

Wow... :D :D :D

sjpetry
Apr 28, 2005, 08:55 PM
Sean Connery: I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier.

Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.

Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?

Alex Trebek: It's not a product, Mr. Connery.

Sean Connery: Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen.

Alex Trebek: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing!

Nicholas Cage: Wait, wait, wait.. are you selling Penis Mightiers?

Alex Trebek: No! No, I'm not.

Sean Connery: Well, you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!

dotdotdot
Apr 28, 2005, 09:08 PM
Sean Connery: I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier.

Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.

Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?

Alex Trebek: It's not a product, Mr. Connery.

Sean Connery: Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen.

Alex Trebek: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing!

Nicholas Cage: Wait, wait, wait.. are you selling Penis Mightiers?

Alex Trebek: No! No, I'm not.

Sean Connery: Well, you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!

And you ALWAYS have (or used to anyway) Norm McDonald going "Uh, yea, the Penis mightier for a hundred"

sjpetry
Apr 28, 2005, 09:22 PM
And you ALWAYS have (or used to anyway) Norm McDonald going "Uh, yea, the Penis mightier for a hundred"
Thanks Dot i'm gonna use that in my sig. :)

Mr. Anderson
Apr 29, 2005, 12:01 AM
are they available at pen island? http://www.penisland.net/

you know at first I thought it was a joke, but its just too damn funny :D

Don't be fooled by those imposters at www.penisland.org, or www.pen-island.net, we're the real deal!

D

topicolo
Apr 29, 2005, 04:04 AM
heheh. I love how this this thread turned from crude to lewd :)

Lau
Apr 29, 2005, 11:21 AM
Since when was 'penis' censor material? 49% of the population have them.

I thought this when I saw the video on MTV for Goldie Lookin' Chain's "Your Mother's Got A Penis" and they bleeped it out. I think if they bleep that anatomical term, they should bleep them all:

Celine Dion's "My ***** Will Go On"
Radiohead's "My Iron ****"
Barenaked Ladies "******* vs *****"

Actually, that makes it funnier.