Looking for some advise on a business card ad!

So i've designed these business card "flyers" for a new marketing campaign.

I dont want to explain anything because i want to see if you understand what im doing just buy the business card. I basically need another set of eyes to look at it, and also critique the design!

Thanks

Front and back of the cards.

haha i see that now, i always call other people out on that too, i hate CAPS. It's how the font is, but i think i might want to change it now cus it does just look like all capital letters. Ill have to try and find a modern type font

Thanks for the suggestions!