"For Every Animal You Don't Eat, I Will Eat Three" and more from Maddox

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Who else here finds maddox.xmission.com (or thebestpageintheuniverse.net) to be an incredibly hilarious site?

There have been petitions to remove it and all they have done is made him more hilarious. But now I have a new quote,

"For Every Animal You Don't Eat, I'm Going To Eat Three"

Comments?

[kjr39]

Maddox's page is awesome.

His review on children's art is one of the classic sites on the web.

[homerjward]

i love maddox's site. so much awesome stuff. i especially like the thing about orbitz and the one where he talks about eating his neighbor's kids :D

[scem0]

Maddox's page is awesome.

His review on children's art is one of the classic sites on the web.

Definitely agree with this. The dude is a total ass, but it works. I can't help but wonder what he is going to think on his deathbed though - I've been such an ass and gained so much popularity for what? I just couldn't imagine living life like that, but that's me.

scem0

[dotdotdot]

Definitely agree with this. The dude is a total ass, but it works. I can't help but wonder what he is going to think on his deathbed though - I've been such an ass and gained so much popularity for what? I just couldn't imagine living life like that, but that's me.

scem0

I think he fakes it for his site, by the way.

If not, he needs mental help - he thinks hes a robot and a pirate!

[mcarnes]

Makes you wonder how far the guy would get if he didn't reference genitals or excrement. His articles would be cut in half. :rolleyes:

[Linkjeniero]

Maddox's page is awesome.

His review on children's art is one of the classic sites on the web.

I just went to read them, and I had never lol'ed so long in my life. And I mean for real, like 10 minutes with almost no breathing and tears running down my face. Now, back to reading some more.. :D

[BakedBeans]

its amazing how many people "JUST DONT GET IT" - he is a very very funny writer, very clever writer also and people just get up themselves about it...

try having a sense of humour for god sake

[brap]

Witty guy, that Maddox... the persona he puts forward, as the "anti-nerd", is just right.

[superbovine]

:)

[scem0]

I think he fakes it for his site, by the way.

If not, he needs mental help - he thinks hes a robot and a pirate!

Well, yeah, but think about the time he has devoted to that site. So in a way he has become the character he is trying to be just because of the time he spends with the site. But I don't know the first thing about Maddox, so whatever ;).

scem0

[munkle]

its amazing how many people "JUST DONT GET IT" - he is a very very funny writer, very clever writer also and people just get up themselves about it...

try having a sense of humour for god sake

But then there wouldn't be the hate mail section ;) :p

[Omen88]

Maddox' site is the funniest I have ever seen. I've been following it for some years now.

I find it amazing how big his fan base is, as he is almost anti-everything. It leads me to suspect that there *is* a mass of people that just isn't satisfied with the popular kind of entertainment and marketing BS.

Any fame and money the guy gets is fully deserverd. He never put ads on his site and always remained crude.

[BakedBeans]

But then there wouldn't be the hate mail section ;) :p

very very true, thats why he is the genius writer and im the follower

[Abstract]

Well, I've said it here before, but he's not funny anymore. It has all been downhill for a while now, like he's really trying hard to come up with an insult. It was funny when it seemed to come more naturally.