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deanbo
Jun 20, 2005, 04:39 AM
I started this thread because I still haven't seen any good old fashioned blokeness on this website.

Some good sexist jokes would be nice, against either gender is fine by me. (I like hearing good jokes about us fellas!)

Here's one to start you all off: Why are guys just like tiles? Lay them properly and you can walk all over them forever.


Patmian212
Jun 20, 2005, 07:08 AM
Here are some of my favourites(sorry girls)
1 What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Kick the batch and tell her to get back to work.

2 Why dont women skii? Theres no snow in the kitchen.

3 Why did the woman cross the road? Thats no the point, why is she out of the kitchen?

4 Whats the useless skin around a mans penis? The woman

5 Why aare a blonds tits squared? She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

6 How do you drown a blond? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

7 You mom is so nasty she thinks safe sex is keeping the car door closed

ENJOY
Patmian212
Sun Baked
Jun 20, 2005, 07:10 AM
Why do men like blonde jokes? Because they cannot understand anything more complex.
iGary
Jun 20, 2005, 07:12 AM
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept rejecting all the "W's." :D
Patmian212
Jun 20, 2005, 07:17 AM
Heres some mor yo mama jokes
yo mama is so fat when she was sunbathing greenpeace came and took her back into the water.

yo mama is so stupid she triped over a cordless phone

yo mama is so ugly when she stuck her head out the window she got arrested for mooning.

yo mama is so fat last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale
Jaffa Cake
Jun 20, 2005, 07:24 AM
Why do men like blonde jokes? Because they cannot understand anything more complex.I don't get it.

;)
deanbo
Jun 20, 2005, 05:09 PM
Why do men like blonde jokes? Because they cannot understand anything more complex.

Go on, you can admit it.
MongoTheGeek
Jun 20, 2005, 05:10 PM
Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car?

She was a woman

:)
Peterkro
Jun 20, 2005, 05:20 PM
Why do women need men? Because a vibrator can't use a lawnmower. :D
skunk
Jun 20, 2005, 05:23 PM
Why is this thread?
WinterMute
Jun 20, 2005, 05:25 PM
Why do women need men? Because a vibrator can't use a lawnmower. :D

Apparently vibrators can do a lot of things men can't....

Scramble eggs for instance... :D
Mr. Anderson
Jun 20, 2005, 05:27 PM
what happens when people get bored and post spam?

D :D