Masturbation Proven to Reduce Cancer Risk

[Daveway]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3072021.stm

A recent study showed that men who masturbated 5x a week were least likely to develop prostate cancer than men who didn't.

You know what this means?

No more bit*hing about it. :D

[Phat_Pat]

giggity giggity giggity giggity

http://s8.xinil.net/images/avatars/quagmire.gif

[cooknwitha]

Gee, I wonder if it were men who conducted the study. :D

[mkrishnan]

Sweeeeeeeeet. :D

On a non-facetious note, it isn't that surprising. There has been research for some time, that suggests that sexual activity reduces the risk of prostate cancer in men, hasn't there?

[Giaguara]

Hm.. if DIY reduces it, just imagine how healthy those who don't have to DIY but can practise their muscle with somebody else, are? ;)

[edesignuk]

Good to know the last 5 minutes weren't wasted :eek: :eek: :eek: :p





...that was sick, just sick, I apologise.

[barneygumble]

oh thank god for that :rolleyes:, i was worrying i was doing it for nothing ;)

[AmigoMac]

Mom: What are you doing that long in the bathroom?

Son: Taking care of my prostate.

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;)

BTW: This should go in "Other news", not "Community".

I know, it doesn't matter, anyway, MR male members will joke about this and will talk how healthy we'll be.

MR Members above 40 remember their teenage and will say: "Uff! Great" :p

[deanbo]

So what does jacking off five times a day get you?

[barneygumble]

So what does jacking off five times a day get you?
hairy palms ;)

[Lacero]

So, just to get this straight, you're saying I won't go blind?

[skunk]

So, just to get this straight, you're saying I won't go blind?Aim away from your face....

[DeSnousa]

Good to know the last 5 minutes weren't wasted :eek: :eek: :eek: :p





...that was sick, just sick, I apologise.

Whoa, what i coincidence ....... same time and all ;) :eek: :eek:


I must apoligise, could not resist :o bound to happen in this thread :p

[mgargan1]

you know what i noticed... the google ad on the bottom of the page is for something sooo completely random and has nothing to do with the topic of this thread. Hmmm... imagine what they could do...

[iGav]

hairy palms ;)

and an arm like PopEyes... heheheh

[yellow]

Good to know the last 5 minutes weren't wasted

Muahahahaaa!!!!!

[Lacero]

http://www3.telus.net/poojja/popeye.gif

[MBHockey]

giggity giggity giggity giggity

http://s8.xinil.net/images/avatars/quagmire.gif



HAHA.

[mad jew]

http://www3.telus.net/poojja/popeye.gif


Only way to get great forearms...

[PlaceofDis]

i've heard this before, so its no big surprise to me...
and prostate cancer runs in my family too...
hmm.....

[Applespider]

A recent study showed that men who masturbated 5x a week were least likely to develop prostate cancer than men who didn't.


So what useful excuse is there for women? :p

[skunk]

So what useful excuse is there for women? :pJust good, healthy exercise when you're too old to trampoline...
:)

[redeye be]

Guidelines (http://www.yuru.be/mr/masturbation.mp3) (4:24 mp3).
Listen, learn, practise.

;) :D

[Peterkro]

On the other hand Masters found in a study, arthritis was more common in the hand that people use for masturbation.(sorry can't find study on interweb) :D

[xsedrinam]

Only way to get great forearms...
http://www3.telus.net/poojja/popeye.gif
Garsh Olive, That's enbariskin, akuh-kuh-kuh-kuh
X

[devilot]

So what useful excuse is there for women? :p
Kegel exercises--- strengthen your PC muscles= easier to give birth, maximize your bladder control (sort of preventitive), but most importantly-- to improve your orgasms.

[MacNut]

The next time I go for my physical I hope the doctor doesn't say, I want to show you a new exercise for your prostate. :eek:

[Lacero]

The next time I go for my physical I hope the doctor doesn't say, I want to show you a new exercise for your prostate. :eek:Can't pass up a free handjob.

[zelmo]

Can't pass up a free handjob.

What doctor do you go to that doesn't have an office fee? And if you pay the $20, doesn't that make your doc a pro?

[Lacero]

We have free clinics here at Main and Hastings. We get free dope and heroin as well as part of the city's pilot project to help addicts.

[Phat_Pat]

this thread is just to damn funny

[eva01]

We have free clinics here at Main and Hastings. We get free dope and heroin as well as part of the city's pilot project to help addicts.


hehe methadone clinic :P believe it or not i am on methadone right now o_O not for heroin addiction thou, for headaches -_-

and yay freedom to masturbate more >_>

[wdlove]

So, just to get this straight, you're saying I won't go blind?

Definitely not. It is a serious subject that is hard to discuss in public. Should discuss this with a physician that you feel comfortable.

As for going blind, there have been studies that some men on Viagra have gone blind. They are not sure if it was the medication or the narrowing and plaque in arteries that caused the impotence.

[masterapple04]

This thread just reminds how much I love MR for the community. Now that I've had a good laugh for the night, I think I need to go "relax" and take care of my prostate. :cool:









(Yet another joke. Then again, maybe not. Maybe I'm lying about lying. You never really know about those honest people. :D

[MacRy]

Aim away from your face....

That is definitely the funniest thing i've ever read on MacRumors! That made me laugh so much. Thanks dude.

[skunk]

That is definitely the funniest thing i've ever read on MacRumors! That made me laugh so much. Thanks dude.You're welcome!
:D

[Les Kern]

Then I'm upping my smokes to 2 packs a day. (Let's just say I have quite a bit in the bank)

[.Andy]

That is definitely the funniest thing i've ever read on MacRumors! That made me laugh so much. Thanks dude.
Me too :). I hope you don't mind if I use that skunk!

As for this study there has been quite a few corroborating it so that's great news. No blindness, no hairy palms, no increased cancer. It's a good healthy thing to do. Blowing out the old dead ones also helps keeping them clean, fresh, and healthy and therefore increases the fertility levels if you're trying to conceive :).

re: Prostate cancer it is thought by some researchers that if nothing else gets us guys the prostate will in the end. Unless we come up with a cure for prostate cancer it's going to be the limiting factor in our longevity :(.

[LethalWolfe]

Kegel exercises--- strengthen your PC muscles= easier to give birth, maximize your bladder control (sort of preventitive), but most importantly-- to improve your orgasms.

I think you need to change that to "improves everyones' orgasms" 'cause it ain't just the chics that reap the benefits of Kegels.

I've known girls that, well, like an iron fist in a velvet glove...
[/fond memories]


Ahem. 'cuse me, I have to take care of my prostate now.


Lethal

[Roger1]

So what useful excuse is there for women? :p

Helping their husband take care of their prostate. :D

[gwuMACaddict]

interesting... like others have said, probably just linked to sexual activity, not neccessarily just masturbation...

here's to our health! :D

[mad jew]

So what useful excuse is there for women? :p


"Just beating 'round the bush..."






Okay, sorry, that was gross. :(

[Fukui]

On the other hand Masters found in a study, arthritis was more common in the hand that people use for masturbation.(sorry can't find study on interweb) :D
Thats where the iJaculator comes in to play...

[devilot]

Helping their husband take care of their prostate. :D
*snort* 'cause that's all a woman's good for, right? :rolleyes:

:edit: woo hoo! my 1,000th post! hee. :o

[anonymous161]

Imagine the commercial for this:

Shots of just the faces of a teenager, a 30 something, a 50 something, and a 70 year old without his dentures. All sort of straining, looking flushed. Then the last face you see is the oldest guy, just grinning.

Then black screen that says:

Give your prostate a helping hand.

[markjones05]

This is just stupid. It's like making an excuse to masturbate...who the **** needs one.

[Xephian]

Interesting article...

[devilot]

This is just stupid. It's like making an excuse to masturbate...who the **** needs one.There are still people who believe that masturbation is not only "dirty" but downright "bad for you." Hopefully, more studies like this can help to show that it is a normal occurence and can even be beneficial.

[Lacero]

Nothing wrong with masturbation. Just don't do it in front of my face.

[clayj]

Nothing wrong with masturbation. Just don't do it in front of my face.You'd rather they did it behind your back? ;)

This whole conversation is just so bizarre...

[mkrishnan]

*snort* 'cause that's all a woman's good for, right? :rolleyes:

Nah, we'll take care of you now and come up with an excuse later. :D

[Applespider]

Helping their husband take care of their prostate. :D

:p Nah, I can think of much better ways of doing that...

[Phat_Pat]

Imagine the commercial for this:

Shots of just the faces of a teenager, a 30 something, a 50 something, and a 70 year old without his dentures. All sort of straining, looking flushed. Then the last face you see is the oldest guy, just grinning.

Then black screen that says:

Give your prostate a helping hand.
hahahaha

[wdlove]

Then I'm upping my smokes to 2 packs a day. (Let's just say I have quite a bit in the bank)

I certainly hope that you are not smoking. The example of Peter Jennings should be a warning. I'm sure that he hopes others will not follow in his footsteps. Your lungs will thank you.

[Lacero]

I just wanted everyone to know I reduced my risk for prostate cancer today.

[Benjamin]

...

wow.. rotfl.

[PlaceofDis]

I just wanted everyone to know I reduced my risk for prostate cancer today.

thank you for sharing Lacero..... i think i may have to help my own hahahaha ;) :rolleyes: :cool:

[skunk]

Let's not keep score, eh? :cool:

[wdlove]

I just wanted everyone to know I reduced my risk for prostate cancer today.

You did something for your health today. Can't fault that.

[iDM]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3072021.stm

A recent study showed that men who masturbated 5x a week were least likely to develop prostate cancer than men who didn't.

You know what this means?

No more bit*hing about it. :D

Does anyone else feel relieved after reading this?

[leekohler]

Good Lord- I'm never getting cancer! :)

[Apple Hobo]

It's been a while since the last tasteless thread on genitals. It's good to see another one. :D

Fighting cancer this way is more fun than Folding@Home.


So what does jacking off five times a day get you?

A very sore crimson rod. And Popeye arms.

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[3rdpath]

and suddenly, the term Macrumors member takes on an entirely new meaning...

[MyLeftNut]

I'm now buying stocks in Johnson & Johnson...Ka Ching!! Thanks for the heads up guys...ahem. ;)

[MacFan26]

It's surprising to know that prostate cancer is so frequent considering how often it seems every guy does it.

[quackattack]

Wow, I can't beleive I actually took the time to read this whole thread. I learned WAY too much personal information about all of you....

I guess an the plus side I feel like we have bonded as a forum ;) :eek:

[SurfinSHELL23]

I'm now buying stocks in Johnson & Johnson...Ka Ching!! Thanks for the heads up guys...ahem. ;)
I've already got mine... :)

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What happened guys, it went down (the stock...) since this thread started!