View Full Version : The funny pictures thread
spazum64
Dec 13, 2002, 08:02 PM
Crocodiles.
spazum64
Dec 13, 2002, 08:03 PM
Watch out for crocodiles, Grandma...
spazum64
Dec 13, 2002, 08:04 PM
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spazum64
Dec 13, 2002, 08:24 PM
Some of my own:
This first batch comes as a result of a thread on the Mac Observer forums from a while back, about who could get Mac OS X running on the most obscure platform. It started with someone posting "Talk about unsupported hardware..." and an obviously fake picture of OS X running on an old 68k Performa. It eventually became a photoshopping contest.
This is OS X running on my own hand, for whenever I need it:
http://www.atommic.com/images/Hand_OSX.jpg
OS X and Linux are very compatible.
http://www.atommic.com/images/Penguin_OSX.jpg
I also got it working on my calclulator:
http://www.atommic.com/images/TI83_OSX.jpg
And my watch:
http://www.atommic.com/images/Timex_OSX.jpg
I hope Apple releases a color iPod soon:
http://www.atommic.com/images/iPod_OSX.jpg
Remeber our favorite hoax, the iWalk?
http://www.atommic.com/images/iWalk_OSX.jpg
---
Here's the next bunch, in no particular category. This one came out of the mysterious hype slogans leading up to the MacWorld Expo in January 2002:
http://www.atommic.com/images/apple.gif
Even Michael Dell uses a PowerBook:
http://www.atommic.com/images/dellpb.jpg
Gateway being not very creative:
http://www.atommic.com/images/igateway.jpg
What the iMac might look like if an external monitor were required: (Or you can strap 2 on your chest and have "portable cluster computing!")
http://www.atommic.com/images/imaconeandahalf.jpg
Some evil banner ads that were my contributions to a "the worst banner ad in the world" contest:
First one (http://www.atommic.com/adofdoom.gif)
Second one (http://www.atommic.com/seizuread.gif)
Bush speaking at Alcoholics Anonymous:
http://www.atommic.com/bushaa.jpg
A modernized version of the Blue Screen of Death, this one found in Windows XP SP1:
http://www.atommic.com/blackscreen.gif
I think that's plenty...
Wes
Dec 14, 2002, 08:14 AM
http://www.lamer.net/l33t-tombstone.jpg
http://www.lamer.net/owned-roadkill.jpg
http://www.lamer.net/spykids.jpg
http://www.lamer.net/scooter.jpg
All from lamer.net
scem0
Dec 14, 2002, 01:23 PM
the </life> one is the best. That is so great :D. lol.
Wes
Dec 14, 2002, 03:00 PM
Originally posted by scem0
the </life> one is the best. That is so great :D. lol.
I like that one because it's so original, but I like the roadkill too.
wdlove
Dec 16, 2002, 11:46 AM
Treatment for sinus trouble!
mcrain
Dec 16, 2002, 12:52 PM
x-mas fun.
mcrain
Dec 16, 2002, 12:53 PM
One more. Whoops, forgot the pic.
mcrain
Dec 16, 2002, 12:54 PM
Originally posted by mcrain
One more. Whoops, forgot the pic.
3rdpath
Dec 16, 2002, 02:03 PM
couldn't resist
pgwalsh
Dec 16, 2002, 03:37 PM
Originally posted by 3rdpath
couldn't resist That's pretty damn funny.
rasha
Dec 16, 2002, 04:30 PM
This thread has made my bad Monday into something bearable. Even an actual good Monday.
MacBandit
Dec 17, 2002, 02:54 AM
Originally posted by 3rdpath
couldn't resist
Who are all the weirdos with Jackson? ;) :D
mcrain
Dec 17, 2002, 09:42 AM
Weirdos with Jackson? Ha, that's hilarious.
spazum64
Dec 22, 2002, 09:47 PM
...
spazum64
Dec 22, 2002, 09:49 PM
Hot play
spazum64
Dec 22, 2002, 09:52 PM
Another picture like that of two posts ago...
spazum64
Dec 22, 2002, 09:55 PM
Top-secret
spazum64
Dec 22, 2002, 09:57 PM
Some highly dangerous cows.
spazum64
Dec 22, 2002, 10:01 PM
Hooray
spazum64
Dec 22, 2002, 10:05 PM
STOT
spazum64
Dec 22, 2002, 10:12 PM
This photo (Bush speaking at Alcoholics Anonymous, 'tis just a quick Photoshop job) was for a caption contest in my personal message board.
http://www.atommic.com/bushaa.jpg
The winning caption was:
I must take the side of the alcoholics. I know how they feel! It's all just a misununderstanding, and I'm sure if we... uh... I must take... uh... miserstanding... uh... Hi, you all must be here for the alcohalics thingy. I think they need help from this alcohol, and I'm going to give it to them. Not the alcohol, I'm not going to give them alcohol, I'm going to give them help. This is just a misunderestimation.
spazum64
Dec 22, 2002, 10:19 PM
yay
scem0
Dec 23, 2002, 07:01 AM
ahahahaha, I am going to write that on my car as soon as it
gets dirty. I am only 15, so I don't have a wife, but it is funny
none-the-less. lol, that is great. :D :D
MrMacMan
Dec 23, 2002, 02:59 PM
If you read Tom's Hardware you know what I mean :eek: (http://www17.tomshardware.com/cpu/20021216/index.html)
http://www17.tomshardware.com/cpu/20021216/images/aufmacher_en.jpg
EEK!
Don't expect that chip to come to homes like ours till atleast 2004-2005 :(
Luqid Nitro cooling, wow.
King Cobra
Dec 23, 2002, 03:12 PM
Originally posted by scem0
ahahahaha, I am going to write that on my car as soon as it
gets dirty. I am only 15, so I don't have a wife
Write it on somebody else's car! That should have been your first thought! :p :eek: :eek: :eyebrow:
blogo
Dec 23, 2002, 04:08 PM
For more funny pictures you should visit http://www.b3ta.com/ daily, they also got a weekly challenge were you can prove your photoshop skills. ;)
MacBandit
Dec 23, 2002, 05:42 PM
Originally posted by King Cobra
Write it on somebody else's car! That should have been your first thought! :p :eek: :eek: :eyebrow:
That would be classic but written this way.
"If only your wife were this dirty last night."
Make sure nobodies around and they guy isn't built like a gorilla first.
:D :D :D :D
wdlove
Dec 23, 2002, 05:56 PM
A new way to get clean!
MacBandit
Dec 23, 2002, 06:07 PM
Originally posted by wdlove
A new way to get clean!
Ahh a new meaning to an old Pink Floyd favorite. On the inside looking out hahahahahaha.
wdlove
Dec 23, 2002, 07:39 PM
"And all you touch and all you see, is all your life will ever be" Pink Floyd
King Cobra
Dec 24, 2002, 03:16 PM
http://home.pacifier.com/~ltdltd/SirusTub.jpg
wdlove
Dec 24, 2002, 09:01 PM
That's cute King Cobra, the cat looks so calm and peaceful! Is it real, photshop, or a cutout. Whatever I like it, pets do the most precious things. The trick is to capture it on camera, happens to me alot, wish I had a camera righ now. By the time you get the camera the moment is gone, sadly.
Wes
Dec 24, 2002, 09:15 PM
Originally posted by King Cobra
http://home.pacifier.com/~ltdltd/SirusTub.jpg
Am I missing something? All I see is a cat in a bath... what is so funny?!:confused: :confused:
wdlove
Dec 24, 2002, 09:55 PM
Originally posted by W-_-W
Am I missing something? All I see is a cat in a bath... what is so funny?!:confused: :confused:
I just think its funny in a cute sort of way, just enjoy! ;)
Mr. Anderson
Dec 24, 2002, 09:57 PM
Originally posted by W-_-W
Am I missing something? All I see is a cat in a bath... what is so funny?!:confused: :confused:
You've never tried to bathe a cat obviously - however, I've recently learned that Persian Cats aren't as skitish around water and some even don't mind being immersed in it. But in general a cat in a tub is a good trick.
D
King Cobra
Dec 25, 2002, 10:13 PM
Nah. It's not my own photo. But it is kind of wierd to see something like that pop out. :D
I accidently found it at http://home.pacifier.com/ when I was doing a search for something else.
Royal Pineapple
Dec 26, 2002, 05:35 AM
the best PC mod ever
mcrain
Dec 26, 2002, 09:21 AM
Great moments in sports.
mcrain
Dec 26, 2002, 09:23 AM
Great moments in sports 2.
mcrain
Dec 26, 2002, 09:24 AM
Great moments in sports 3.
mcrain
Dec 26, 2002, 09:24 AM
Great moments in sports 4.
mcrain
Dec 26, 2002, 09:25 AM
Great moments in sports 5.
mcrain
Dec 26, 2002, 09:25 AM
And finally, great moments in sports 6.
wdlove
Dec 26, 2002, 10:28 PM
That was definitely an embarassing experience for the weight lifter!
Being too clean has its disadvantages!
Mr. Anderson
Dec 27, 2002, 12:37 PM
Some personal work.
D
Wes
Dec 27, 2002, 12:40 PM
Originally posted by dukestreet
Some personal work.
D
"Sup Dawg?" For once is appropriate in this picture.
Giaguara
Dec 27, 2002, 12:49 PM
Originally posted by King Cobra
http://home.pacifier.com/~ltdltd/SirusTub.jpg
http://homepage.mac.com/zisa/0003s.jpg
Did your ownder discover what you did to his computer or why you had to go to the bath..? :o
Hmm.. looks like i have to hide my traces before my owner comes to her mac .. one moment...
http://homepage.mac.com/zisa/0001.jpg
wdlove
Dec 27, 2002, 03:44 PM
"Elmer Fudd breeds with Bugs Bunny"
scem0
Dec 27, 2002, 03:47 PM
Let's hope that picture is fake... for the baby's sake ;).
funkywhat2
Dec 27, 2002, 08:32 PM
Don't let this happen to you:
(I found it at Tom's Hardware)
Wes
Dec 27, 2002, 08:39 PM
Originally posted by crazy_will
Don't let this happen to you:
(I found it at Tom's Hardware)
Processor $150
Motherboard $200
Case $75
Everybody knowing you forgot a fan, Priceless!
MrMacMan
Dec 27, 2002, 09:04 PM
Originally posted by W-_-W
Processor $150
Motherboard $200
Case $75
Everybody knowing you forgot a fan, Priceless!
Acually, they wanted to know how fast a processor could go without buring up.
AMD's chips didn't do to well. :rolleyes:
I think in most cases You couldn't use the chip ever again, the best case senerio was that the game crahsed and the comp locked up. :eek:
Wes
Dec 27, 2002, 09:13 PM
Originally posted by MrMacman
Acually, they wanted to know how fast a processor could go without buring up.
AMD's chips didn't do to well. :rolleyes:
I think in most cases You couldn't use the chip ever again, the best case senerio was that the game crahsed and the comp locked up. :eek:
If they wanted to get rid of a few chips they could have just given them to me! I need a nice pc to play ut2003 for the week until it comes out at MWSF. Did they overclock the chips? Or just not put a fan in the machine?:confused:
MrMacMan
Dec 27, 2002, 09:17 PM
Originally posted by W-_-W
If they wanted to get rid of a few chips they could have just given them to me! I need a nice pc to play ut2003 for the week until it comes out at MWSF. Did they overclock the chips? Or just not put a fan in the machine?:confused:
The test was How hot they got and if they burnt up fast.
They had fans and then they take them off while playing a game. Then they put a device that reads heat and checked how hot it got and if the games continuted to play.
In most cases the comp crashed and in some cases the processor fried. :eek:
wdlove
Dec 28, 2002, 04:43 PM
Fatguy dance routine!
MacBandit
Dec 29, 2002, 02:31 AM
Originally posted by mcrain
And finally, great moments in sports 6.
The female weightlifter thing is actually very common among women in high physical strain. Watch a few female weightlifting contests and you will see what I mean. Wet crotches everywhere and I don't mean the arrousal type.
MacBandit
Dec 29, 2002, 02:33 AM
Originally posted by scem0
Let's hope that picture is fake... for the baby's sake ;).
It's a prank pacifier. Look closer.
Doctor Q
Dec 29, 2002, 12:22 PM
A similar item: http://www.getbubbateeth.com/item.html?PRID=436613
wdlove
Dec 29, 2002, 02:45 PM
U.S. Navy sailor Rick Pellicciotti from Follansbee, West Virginia, dressed as Santa Claus clowns around with the painted nose cone of a S-3B Viking on the deck of the USS Constellation in the Persian Gulf.
Photo by Joe Raedle/Getty Images
MrMacMan
Dec 31, 2002, 12:19 AM
Originally posted by wdlove
U.S. Navy sailor Rick Pellicciotti from Follansbee, West Virginia, dressed as Santa Claus clowns around with the painted nose cone of a S-3B Viking on the deck of the USS Constellation in the Persian Gulf.
Photo by Joe Raedle/Getty Images
Didn't you forget the first copy? ;)
Sun Baked
Dec 31, 2002, 02:03 AM
I wonder who bought the shirt, mom or dad?
wdlove
Dec 31, 2002, 12:23 PM
Originally posted by Sun Baked
I wonder who bought the shirt, mom or dad?
My guess would be the dad, but you never know. Wives could like that kind of thing for a joke, no! :)
MrMacMan
Dec 31, 2002, 12:44 PM
acually I think that's from
Tshirthell.com (wrong spelling probably)
They have tons of great shirts. :D
wdlove
Dec 31, 2002, 09:49 PM
Curosity got the cat!
http://www.afreegreetingcard.com/postcards/java/flash/fcuriouscat1.shtml
Sun Baked
Dec 31, 2002, 10:32 PM
There's more ...
Royal Pineapple
Jan 1, 2003, 03:10 AM
Originally posted by MrMacman
acually I think that's from
Tshirthell.com (wrong spelling probably)
They have tons of great shirts. :D
some of their nice ones
Royal Pineapple
Jan 1, 2003, 03:12 AM
and...
(apologys to anyone who might be offended)
wdlove
Jan 1, 2003, 05:40 PM
A laugh on Bill Gates!
http://www.lamer.net/adoptahighway.jpg
http://www.lamer.net/segway-r.jpg
MrMacMan
Jan 1, 2003, 05:53 PM
Originally posted by Royal Pineapple
http://forums.macrumors.com/attachment.php?postid=212691
and...
(apologys to anyone who might be offended)
The worst part about that shirt is that I have it. :D
(Sorry for people who were offended)
I like the 'I support the Int' Terrorism Fund' And it have a Picture of Pot :rolleyes: .
MrMacMan
Jan 1, 2003, 05:57 PM
Originally posted by W-_-W
http://www.lamer.net/segway-r.jpg
Hehehe, Don't we all *Love* RICE?
Ricecop (http://www.ricecop.com)
LOL from Ricecop http://www.ricecop.com/ricepics/DSCN5479.jpg
mcrain
Jan 1, 2003, 06:45 PM
Children should probably avert their eyes.
spazum64
Jan 1, 2003, 07:13 PM
Oh boy, I hate the Family Circus. Here goes...
http://www.thefunny.org/images/familycircus1.jpg
spazum64
Jan 1, 2003, 07:14 PM
http://www.thefunny.org/images/familycircus2.jpg
spazum64
Jan 1, 2003, 07:15 PM
http://www.thefunny.org/images/familycircus3.jpg
Sun Baked
Jan 1, 2003, 07:44 PM
:)
Since people a pushing the limits a bit.
spazum64
Jan 1, 2003, 08:00 PM
http://www.thefunny.org/images/familycircus4.jpg
spazum64
Jan 1, 2003, 08:01 PM
http://www.thefunny.org/images/familycircus5.jpg
spazum64
Jan 1, 2003, 08:02 PM
http://www.thefunny.org/images/familycircus8.jpg
spazum64
Jan 1, 2003, 08:02 PM
http://www.thefunny.org/images/familycircus9.jpg
spazum64
Jan 1, 2003, 08:03 PM
http://www.thefunny.org/images/familycircus10.jpg
wdlove
Jan 1, 2003, 08:04 PM
This would be a little hard to take!
spazum64
Jan 1, 2003, 08:04 PM
http://www.thefunny.org/images/familycircus12.jpg
spazum64
Jan 1, 2003, 08:05 PM
http://www.thefunny.org/images/familycircus13.jpg
spazum64
Jan 1, 2003, 08:05 PM
http://www.thefunny.org/images/familycircus14.jpg
spazum64
Jan 1, 2003, 08:07 PM
Don't view this picture (http://www.thefunny.org/images/familycircus15.jpg) if you wouldn't like to see an incest-themed Family Circus.
spazum64
Jan 1, 2003, 08:08 PM
http://www.thefunny.org/images/familycircus16.jpg
spazum64
Jan 1, 2003, 08:08 PM
http://www.thefunny.org/images/familycircus17.jpg
spazum64
Jan 1, 2003, 08:09 PM
Another potentially offensive one (http://www.thefunny.org/images/familycircus19.jpg)...
spazum64
Jan 1, 2003, 08:10 PM
http://www.thefunny.org/images/familycircus20.jpg
spazum64
Jan 1, 2003, 08:11 PM
http://www.thefunny.org/images/familycircus21.jpg
spazum64
Jan 1, 2003, 08:12 PM
Hooray, more slightly incest-themed Family Circus (http://www.thefunny.org/images/familycircus23.jpg) (don't click there if you don't mind being slightly offended)
spazum64
Jan 1, 2003, 08:13 PM
http://www.thefunny.org/images/familycircus24.jpg
spazum64
Jan 1, 2003, 08:14 PM
Heh heh, they use an iMac...
http://www.thefunny.org/images/familycircus25.jpg
spazum64
Jan 1, 2003, 08:14 PM
http://www.thefunny.org/images/familycircus26.jpg
spazum64
Jan 1, 2003, 08:15 PM
http://www.thefunny.org/images/familycircus27.jpg
spazum64
Jan 1, 2003, 08:16 PM
http://www.thefunny.org/images/familycircus28.jpg
wdlove
Jan 1, 2003, 08:16 PM
How to get it laid!
MacBandit
Jan 1, 2003, 08:16 PM
spazum64. I think that's enough for now. You're going to get in trouble for spamming and kicked off if you don't combine some of these pictures into one post in the future.
I do fine them funny though.
spazum64
Jan 1, 2003, 08:17 PM
The person who made all these apparently really likes making incest jokes, so if you want to see yet another one, click here (http://www.thefunny.org/images/familycircus30.jpg).
wdlove
Jan 1, 2003, 08:17 PM
When mom runs out of milk!
spazum64
Jan 1, 2003, 08:21 PM
Finally, something that's not Family Circus.
http://www.funny-city.com/photos/323.jpg
spazum64
Jan 1, 2003, 08:22 PM
Originally posted by MacBandit
spazum64. I think that's enough for now. You're going to get in trouble for spamming and kicked off if you don't combine some of these pictures into one post in the future.
I do fine them funny though.
It's ok, I'm done with the Family Circus ones. I'll post groups in the same message now.
wdlove
Jan 1, 2003, 08:29 PM
Loose tongue, loose lips!
wdlove
Jan 1, 2003, 08:30 PM
Playboy for geeks!
spazum64
Jan 1, 2003, 08:30 PM
http://www.funny-city.com/photos/318.jpg
http://www.funny-city.com/cartoons/87.jpg
http://www.funny-city.com/cartoons/28.jpg
http://www.funny-city.com/cartoons/84.jpg
http://www.funny-city.com/photos/49.jpg
http://www.funny-city.com/photos/57.jpg
http://www.funny-city.com/photos/117.jpg
spazum64
Jan 1, 2003, 08:36 PM
http://www.funny-city.com/cartoons/58.jpg
http://www.funny-city.com/cartoons/102.jpg
http://www.funny-city.com/cartoons/161.jpg
http://www.funny-city.com/cartoons/43.jpg
That's all for now...
King Cobra
Jan 1, 2003, 08:39 PM
LMFAO with that woman chemical analysis pic.
As for the family circus, the non-sexual one I liked was the Big Bird one.
I bet Lisa might be starting to frown with these types of jokes...
Sun Baked
Jan 1, 2003, 09:30 PM
Since people have reposted the Dancing Fat Man and the Lost Dog, here's a new one ...
Sun Baked
Jan 1, 2003, 09:32 PM
http://www.alledegodenavnevaroptaget.dk/gallery/computer/bigimages/windows-vuilnisbak.jpg
http://www.alledegodenavnevaroptaget.dk/gallery/computer/bigimages/caution.jpg
And more fat people ...
hesdeadjim
Jan 1, 2003, 10:19 PM
Originally posted by hitman
Not sure if this has been posted before...
http://www.rlwoolsey.com/humor/pix/outhouse.jpg
My advisor has this on this door, accept it says professors on top and students on bottom.
wdlove
Jan 2, 2003, 12:18 PM
A Bull of many talents!
wdlove
Jan 2, 2003, 02:28 PM
A topless Chick! ;)
wdlove
Jan 2, 2003, 08:42 PM
Can you see It?
King Cobra
Jan 2, 2003, 08:58 PM
that's one rather tall sexy code :p
wdlove
Jan 2, 2003, 08:59 PM
Hydrophillia of the leg!
wdlove
Jan 2, 2003, 09:01 PM
Getting help from the Church, not help!
King Cobra
Jan 2, 2003, 09:08 PM
Greg Damnit, wdlove. I found a couple of pics with what you're posting!
anyways...
http://www.dukester.uk2k.com/jokes/signs1.jpg
http://www.dukester.uk2k.com/jokes/signs2.jpg
http://www.dukester.uk2k.com/jokes/signs3.jpg
http://www.dukester.uk2k.com/jokes/signs4.jpg
http://www.dukester.uk2k.com/jokes/signs5.jpg
All right. These arent pictures, but take a look anyways.
Honest to Jeff bumper stickers (http://www.dukester.uk2k.com/jokes/bumper.txt)
Real signs and ads (http://www.dukester.uk2k.com/jokes/signsads.txt)
This one I heard from my parents before I saw them. Enjoy... (http://www.dukester.uk2k.com/jokes/church.txt)
MrMacMan
Jan 2, 2003, 09:34 PM
I nominate Kobra for the longest post this month (Award).
whoo, wow majorly long post.
wdlove
Jan 3, 2003, 04:41 PM
The buffalo needs to use a phone!
King Cobra
Jan 3, 2003, 08:28 PM
http://npi.ath.cx/PICS/Trips/cajuly4th2k1/pics/signs_01.jpg
A place for more street signs:
http://www.donotenter.com/graphics/dne5.jpg
Do Not Enter (http://www.donotenter.com)
spazum64
Jan 3, 2003, 09:17 PM
Originally posted by wdlove
The buffalo needs to use a phone!
Wow, whoever made that is a real expert in Microsoft Paint!
Royal Pineapple
Jan 4, 2003, 01:38 AM
Originally posted by wdlove
How to get it laid!
ok now the real funny part
turn the picture over (or turn your head upside down)
and cover up her head and hand ;)
anyone who wants to do this digitaly has my blessing but im not going to do it because it is a bit...bad:):D
http://forums.macrumors.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=213069
wdlove
Jan 4, 2003, 06:08 PM
What happens when the photo is turned?
A full train!
PC Clone
Jan 4, 2003, 07:33 PM
http://www.misc-stuff.net/mac_1.jpg
PC Clone
Jan 4, 2003, 07:33 PM
http://www.misc-stuff.net/mac_2.jpg
MrMacMan
Jan 4, 2003, 07:46 PM
Um, thanks for that PC Clone...
:look for disturbed smiley:
:fails to find one:
MacBandit
Jan 4, 2003, 07:48 PM
Those two sick Switch commercial parodies are really unecessary. If it had a picture of Bill Gates or Bill Clinton or someone else like that I could take it.:D
PC Clone
Jan 4, 2003, 07:49 PM
Loosen up guys... everyones else laughs at them :D
MacBandit
Jan 4, 2003, 07:50 PM
Originally posted by wdlove
What happens when the photo is turned?
It looks like a woman grabbing her crotch. This is an old one and must have been totally intentional on the part of the person placing the add. The picture and the title and everything are just to coincidental.
wdlove
Jan 4, 2003, 07:53 PM
Originally posted by MacBandit
Those two sick Switch commercial parodies are really unecessary. If it had a picture of Bill Gates or Bill Clinton or someone else like that I could take it.:D
I couldn't agree more Apple doesn't deserve to have its reputation tarnished. Apple is a positive outlook company. I would like to add Hillary!
wdlove
Jan 4, 2003, 07:54 PM
Back to the fun!
A risky postition to get into!
spazum64
Jan 5, 2003, 10:16 AM
http://www.funny-funny-pictures.com/dp/files/1-189.jpg
http://www.funny-funny-pictures.com/dp/files/1-184.jpg
http://www.funny-funny-pictures.com/dp/files/1-167.jpg
http://www.funny-funny-pictures.com/dp/files/1-166.jpg
Sun Baked
Jan 5, 2003, 10:35 AM
http://www.alledegodenavnevaroptaget.dk/gallery/computer/bigimages/hostsetup.jpg
http://www.alledegodenavnevaroptaget.dk/gallery/people/bigimages/019.jpg
spazum64
Jan 5, 2003, 10:51 AM
Originally posted by Sun Baked
http://www.alledegodenavnevaroptaget.dk/gallery/people/bigimages/019.jpg
I can't find that picture that funny, because when I was her age, I was reading things like that (I think I was 7 or 8 years old when I developed a basic programming language and parser on top of HyperCard).
MacBandit
Jan 5, 2003, 02:24 PM
Originally posted by spazum64
I can't find that picture that funny, because when I was her age, I was reading things like that (I think I was 7 or 8 years old when I developed a basic programming language and parser on top of HyperCard).
She's not even old enough to read. I'm guess she's 18months or so.
If you could read at that age you were definitely a talented individual.
spazum64
Jan 5, 2003, 03:03 PM
Originally posted by MacBandit
She's not even old enough to read. I'm guess she's 18months or so.
If you could read at that age you were definitely a talented individual.
:) I was ... um ... slightly exaggerating. I did start reading early, but not that early. And I didn't start reading heavy-duty technical manuals until I got my first computer, a Mac IISI, when I was 5. ;)
Besides, that's not always a good measurement of how talented someone is-- Grand master Douglas Adams didn't even start talking until he was around 4, let alone read...
wdlove
Jan 5, 2003, 05:59 PM
Will I survive? Weeeeeee!!
wdlove
Jan 6, 2003, 02:27 PM
A bar is closed?
wdlove
Jan 7, 2003, 02:41 PM
A party animal!
wdlove
Jan 8, 2003, 12:24 PM
The nagging significant other!
wdlove
Jan 9, 2003, 12:05 PM
Computer air bag!
mcrain
Jan 9, 2003, 02:52 PM
To all you computer people...
It is worth clicking or typing in the links to see this one!
This you have to see to believe. The phone rings: tech support: "hello computer tech support " customer: "Hello my computer was making a strange hissing noise last night and this morning when I turned it on there was a crackling noise and some smoke then nothing, if I bring it in can you fix it?"
Take a look at the pictures.....you won't believe it!!!!
http://www.uq.edu.au/education/extra/images/FwTechSupport0.jpg
http://www.uq.edu.au/education/extra/images/FwTechSupport1.jpg
http://www.uq.edu.au/education/extra/images/FwTechSupport2.jpg
http://www.uq.edu.au/education/extra/images/FwTechSupport3.jpg
mcrain
Jan 9, 2003, 02:53 PM
Pokemon
http://www.dirtydiggs.com/punchie.wmv
mcrain
Jan 9, 2003, 02:53 PM
The big mystery...
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/britney_breasts.asp
wdlove
Jan 9, 2003, 03:37 PM
I'm wedged in!
mcrain
Jan 10, 2003, 10:16 AM
I apologize in advance for several posts in a row.
mcrain
Jan 10, 2003, 10:17 AM
These are on my hard drive, otherwise I'd combine them. Sorry again.
mcrain
Jan 10, 2003, 10:18 AM
Does anyone know how to attach more than one pic to a... wait, maybe I have it figured out. Nope.
mcrain
Jan 10, 2003, 10:19 AM
Four of seven.
mcrain
Jan 10, 2003, 10:20 AM
5 of 7
mcrain
Jan 10, 2003, 10:24 AM
6 of 7
mcrain
Jan 10, 2003, 10:25 AM
And, finally 7 of 7. They all came to me all at one time, so I apologize again.
MacBandit
Jan 10, 2003, 11:03 AM
Originally posted by mcrain
And, finally 7 of 7. They all came to me all at one time, so I apologize again.
You could use nearly any photo editing program to at least combine a couple of them.
Thanks, though many of those were very good.:D
wdlove
Jan 10, 2003, 12:02 PM
Cute!
Doctor Q
Jan 10, 2003, 12:33 PM
Hey, wdlove, isn't that the same as this photo?
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/images/asia/jan-june00/koreas_6.jpg
pgwalsh
Jan 10, 2003, 01:08 PM
ha ha ha!
wdlove
Jan 10, 2003, 06:14 PM
Amazinh he's been cloned!
Doctor Q
Jan 11, 2003, 01:11 AM
The baby photo is funny. Here's another mug shot (http://prodtn.cafepress.com/5/1925945_F_tn.jpg).
(All right, maybe the mug shot isn't actually funny, but I bet you smiled when you saw it.)
pgwalsh
Jan 11, 2003, 01:24 AM
Originally posted by Doctor Q
The baby photo is funny. Here's another mug shot (http://prodtn.cafepress.com/5/1925945_F_tn.jpg).
(All right, maybe the mug shot isn't actually funny, but I bet you smiled when you saw it.) No not really, I just thought you were sniffing arns arse.
Will Jones
Jan 11, 2003, 01:32 AM
Originally posted by pgwalsh
No not really, I just thought you were sniffing arns arse.
LOL.
The mugshot thing was mildly humerous.
Doctor Q
Jan 11, 2003, 02:16 AM
OK, pgwalsh. Is this more to your liking? (I loved those Wallace and Grommit movies.)
http://www.sundance.com/edge/images/team/pic_jjw_mug-shot.jpg
Juventuz
Jan 11, 2003, 02:43 AM
http://www.redstarmultimedia.com/jokes/capacity.jpg
Juventuz
Jan 11, 2003, 02:46 AM
http://www.redstarmultimedia.com/jokes/halloweenfirehydron.jpg http://www.redstarmultimedia.com/jokes/onlythedogknowsforsure.jpg http://www.redstarmultimedia.com/jokes/redneck_wind_chimes.jpg
Juventuz
Jan 11, 2003, 02:49 AM
Sorry, but I found a couple more...
http://www.redstarmultimedia.com/jokes/stupidthreadwarning.gif http://www.redstarmultimedia.com/jokes/timeline.gif
wdlove
Jan 11, 2003, 12:01 PM
Water skiing military style!
Doctor Q
Jan 11, 2003, 08:45 PM
If you have Mac OS X, you already have some funny pictures on your system. Just type
open /Applications/Mail.app/Contents/Resources/senders.tiff
in the Terminal application. Preview will open and you'll see photos of the Mail application development team.
wdlove
Jan 11, 2003, 08:54 PM
Originally posted by Doctor Q
If you have Mac OS X, you already have some funny pictures on your system. Just type
open /Applications/Mail.app/Contents/Resources/senders.tiff
in the Terminal application. Preview will open and you'll see photos of the Mail application development team.
Thank you, but I don't have Mac OS X yet, waiting on Steve Jobs major upgrade!
My wife has an iBook, where is the Terminal Aplication located?
Child thirsty!
Wes
Jan 11, 2003, 09:22 PM
Originally posted by wdlove
Thank you, but I don't have Mac OS X yet, waiting on Steve Jobs major upgrade!
My wife has an iBook, where is the Terminal Aplication located?
Child thirsty!
Terminal is: your mac /applications/utilities/terminal
Doctor Q
Jan 11, 2003, 10:15 PM
Originally posted by wdlove
...where is the Terminal Application located?In the Utilities folder of the Applications folder.
You can also get to the secret Mail photos in the Finder as follows: In the Applications folder, control-click the Mail icon and select Show Package Contents. Then open the Content folder, the Resources folder within that, and finally double-click on senders.tiff.
wdlove
Jan 12, 2003, 07:39 PM
Being followed!
MacBandit
Jan 12, 2003, 08:15 PM
Originally posted by wdlove
Being followed!
Technically the picture should have a Harrier in the mirror rather then an F16.
Oh wait maybe I'm just missing the point and getting to technical again.;)
G4scott
Jan 12, 2003, 09:08 PM
Originally posted by wdlove
Water skiing military style!
that's funny...
King Cobra
Jan 12, 2003, 09:40 PM
My pictures folder's icon:
http://www.riaa.com/graphics/PA1.gif
Nah, just kidding.
I use a version of that for my KC folder, which has more than 9GB of sh** inside, including 2 legally copied DVDs. :cool:
wdlove
Jan 13, 2003, 11:23 AM
Big mouse story!
wdlove
Jan 14, 2003, 12:11 PM
Exotic pole dancer!
Sun Baked
Jan 14, 2003, 12:21 PM
Please do not click on the following link unless you like tits.
Tit lovers only! (http://www.nice-tits.org/pics.html)
Thank you, drive through.
wdlove
Jan 14, 2003, 12:28 PM
Thanks for the warning, I'll pass!
mc68k
Jan 14, 2003, 03:25 PM
here's another one
wdlove
Jan 14, 2003, 06:16 PM
Bagpiper!
britboy
Jan 14, 2003, 06:33 PM
First of three
britboy
Jan 14, 2003, 06:34 PM
no. 2
britboy
Jan 14, 2003, 06:37 PM
public transport? :rolleyes:
wdlove
Jan 14, 2003, 07:05 PM
Iraqi voting form.
mc68k
Jan 14, 2003, 08:22 PM
gary coleman
MrMacMan
Jan 14, 2003, 09:43 PM
As posted in another thread: Bush's War V2 (very funny & scary at the same time) (http://www.idleworm.com/nws/2002/11/iraq2.shtml)
Ah...
gerror
Jan 15, 2003, 06:29 PM
For the dutch folks:
http://home.wanadoo.nl/jnoordermeer/dart_vader.jpg
mc68k
Jan 15, 2003, 09:25 PM
ghetto ball
wdlove
Jan 15, 2003, 09:42 PM
Chainsaw!
wdlove
Jan 16, 2003, 12:16 PM
Monday's suck!
MacBandit
Jan 17, 2003, 02:58 AM
Redneck toilet paper.
mc68k
Jan 17, 2003, 10:41 AM
merry christmas
MacBandit
Jan 17, 2003, 11:09 AM
Redneck Wheel of Fortune
MacBandit
Jan 17, 2003, 11:10 AM
How to launch your jetski.
wdlove
Jan 17, 2003, 12:43 PM
Whoops!
mc68k
Jan 17, 2003, 12:50 PM
x
Sun Baked
Jan 18, 2003, 12:25 AM
http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/picturejokes/6363.jpg
http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/picturejokes/7622.jpg
Will Jones
Jan 18, 2003, 05:02 AM
http://www.boomspeed.com/willdjones/kurt.jpg
3777
Jan 18, 2003, 10:14 AM
Originally posted by spazum64
http://www.funny-funny-pictures.com/dp/files/1-184.jpg
This is the funniest picture i've ever seen. :D And I'm not a Democrat either:o
wdlove
Jan 18, 2003, 01:13 PM
Welcome Muhammand!
mc68k
Jan 18, 2003, 04:34 PM
sexes
runningman
Jan 18, 2003, 06:36 PM
poke man got fu
well you got the picture
3777
Jan 18, 2003, 07:01 PM
Originally posted by runningman
poke man got fu
well you got the picture
WTF:confused:
Wes
Jan 18, 2003, 07:18 PM
Originally posted by 3777
WTF:confused:
You know what? I was *just* thinking the same thing. I thought I had missed something. ;) :confused: :confused:
wdlove
Jan 18, 2003, 08:09 PM
Straight up Ghetto!
King Cobra
Jan 18, 2003, 08:31 PM
Ugh. I have 78 of these things I made up, with some assistance from the guys developing the satire Windows RG and from my classmates. Some of these are just dumb.
wdlove
Jan 18, 2003, 08:41 PM
Do you have a link to see the rest?
King Cobra
Jan 18, 2003, 08:45 PM
No. I made these on my iBook and just copied all the files to my main computer. They are not linked to the internet.
Oh, and the folder has about 5MB of error messages inside.
blogo
Jan 18, 2003, 09:18 PM
Originally posted by wdlove
Back to the fun!
A risky postition to get into!
That place is just were i live.
iAndy
Jan 19, 2003, 12:51 AM
This was recently posted on a Sony photography forum
Frodo Failed !
http://216.119.120.28/f7x7/images/FrodoFailed.jpg
Edited to try a different link
runningman
Jan 19, 2003, 12:51 AM
Originally posted by runningman
poke man got fu
well you got the picture
Referring to the web sight dirtydog.com/punchie.
iAndy
Jan 19, 2003, 01:08 AM
This was recently posted on a Sony photography forum
Frodo Failed
iAndy
Jan 19, 2003, 01:13 AM
Oops !
Sorry for double post folks, but I had trouble posting just before and then just after sys maintenance period.
Now I can't delete either of them..... spot the newbie ! :o
Doctor Q
Jan 19, 2003, 02:11 AM
Originally posted by iAndy
Oops!Sorry for double post folks...I forgive you. I just had to laugh twice instead of once.
MrMacMan
Jan 19, 2003, 01:53 PM
Originally posted by iAndy
This was recently posted on a Sony photography forum
Frodo Failed
lol.
wdlove
Jan 19, 2003, 03:58 PM
One Way!
King Cobra
Jan 19, 2003, 08:10 PM
You should see the bulls**t in Westchester. After 10 years, the construction guys have a section of the city where almost the entire side of the road is littered with signs. Not to mention both sides of the road are clogged with traffic.
All right. I had to make this joke a picture for the thread. This is probably the dumbest joke I've ever seen.
mcrain
Jan 20, 2003, 10:10 AM
Originally posted by King Cobra
All right. I had to make this joke a picture for the thread. This is probably the dumbest joke I've ever seen.
I obviously can't be in the Mensa thread because I can't figure out what the joke is.
wdlove
Jan 20, 2003, 12:20 PM
Hot play!
Doctor Q
Jan 20, 2003, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by King Cobra
All right. I had to make this joke a picture for the thread. This is probably the dumbest joke I've ever seen.
Originally posted by mcrain
I obviously can't be in the Mensa thread because I can't figure out what the joke is.Maybe it was meant to be this ancient kid's joke:
Q: What's green and sings?
A: Elvis Parsley!
Sun Baked
Jan 20, 2003, 05:35 PM
http://www.85merk.com/stuff/temp/whydogskill.jpg
85Merc's pic
wdlove
Jan 20, 2003, 06:33 PM
Home alone!
King Cobra
Jan 20, 2003, 07:19 PM
arn's irony...
wdlove
Jan 20, 2003, 09:28 PM
Red Neck Horse shoes!
wdlove
Jan 21, 2003, 11:48 AM
Doctor said!
mcrain
Jan 21, 2003, 03:39 PM
A series of redneck pics...
mcrain
Jan 21, 2003, 03:40 PM
Another alarm
mcrain
Jan 21, 2003, 03:40 PM
You just gotta love the vehicles.
mcrain
Jan 21, 2003, 03:41 PM
Improvise if you can't get a bassmaster.
mcrain
Jan 21, 2003, 03:42 PM
RV
mcrain
Jan 21, 2003, 03:42 PM
Of course, just as some people love RV's, some also like houseboats.
mcrain
Jan 21, 2003, 03:43 PM
Y'all gotta remember to keep your ride clean.
mcrain
Jan 21, 2003, 03:44 PM
Remember to brush your teeth.
mcrain
Jan 21, 2003, 03:44 PM
And your dog's too! (Forgot to attach...)
mcrain
Jan 21, 2003, 03:45 PM
Of course, there is only one way to determine who the best redneck is...
wdlove
Jan 21, 2003, 03:46 PM
Kid feeding!
mc68k
Jan 21, 2003, 04:16 PM
hacked roadsign
Wes
Jan 21, 2003, 05:03 PM
Not exactly a picture, it's flash but still funny.
Click me to laugh! (http://fetchfido.co.uk/games/donkey/donkey.htm)
I could swear I've seen him somewhere before... hmmmm:confused:
MontanaMacster
Jan 21, 2003, 05:18 PM
thats where I seen the pbj rapper before
wdlove
Jan 21, 2003, 05:29 PM
Freaky Tatto!
scem0
Jan 21, 2003, 05:44 PM
Originally posted by mc68k
hacked roadsign
How exactly could you hack a roadsign? They aren't connected to
a network of some kind are they?
mc68k
Jan 21, 2003, 06:31 PM
Originally posted by scem0
How exactly could you hack a roadsign? They aren't connected to
a network of some kind are they? No. I think the picture is either photo-shopped or the person in question hacked into the roadsign manually under the cover of night.
wdlove
Jan 21, 2003, 08:51 PM
A budget cab!
MrMacMan
Jan 21, 2003, 09:21 PM
Originally posted by mc68k
No. I think the picture is either photo-shopped or the person in question hacked into the roadsign manually under the cover of night.
It really isn't to hard, they have like a tablet processor in those tho.
It isn't hard to modify words once you crack the system. (Which takes about 3 seconds)
Edit: I have made the 500th post for this topic. Cheer for me!! :-D
YAY!
Doctor Q
Jan 22, 2003, 01:28 AM
Originally posted by MrMacman
I have made the 500th post for this topic. Cheer for me!! :-DIn your honor, I contribute this link to the oddest and silliest Flash animation in recent memory: I'm a cow (http://riddleme.com/html/cow.html).
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