The funny pictures thread

[crassusad44]

OK, this thread can become very long, or very short. Post funny pictures you've find on the web (or photos you've taken yourself...).

Here is one of your all-time favourite president, and wannabe world ruler.... (let's hope he does not get his wishes granted....)

[evildead]

Best Holloween costume ever!

[evildead]

Network security... this is how I connect when ever im on an NT network

[evildead]

This is a real stain glass window... I think they had good intentions when they put it up, but.....

[evildead]

... and I bet if I told this guy to move his car... he would break my leggs

[evildead]

I think some one was asleep at the switch in the PR department

[crassusad44]

heheheheheheheheheheh... this is getting really funny! :P :)

here is more on the political side...

[crassusad44]

In court....

[evildead]

.. but then again.. they did just release their new Sex abuse policy... I cant beleive that they need a policy ... I mean.. what is there to argue about... we are talking about children here!

[jrv3034]

This one's just cute.:)

[jrv3034]

Ok, sorry about that, let me actually post the picture now...:rolleyes:

[Spike Spiegel]

just some striking resemblences...oops, didnt quite load

[maluscanis]

:)

[maluscanis]

:D

[maluscanis]

:cool:

[maluscanis]

:p

[evildead]

...

[maluscanis]

;)

[medea]

.

[medea]

an actual defaced billboard, not a photoshop:D

[medea]

no macworld eh.....

[diorio]

Man, I tried to make a thread like this, but it died. Here is a funny pic (though liable to make some people of a certain gender angry)
http://oracle9.net/funnypics/4.jpg :D

[Sun Baked]

The third sniper exposed.

[diorio]

Also in bad taste. Though I never eat at Taco Bell so I'm not worried if this is true or not.


http://oracle9.net/funnypics/26.jpg :eek: :D ;) :p

[vniow]

I think you might rememeber this one.

[vniow]

You should all go to www.photoshopcontest.com,they've got some great pics.

[vniow]

Like this one:

[diorio]

How bout this for freaky?

http://oracle9.net/funnypics/41.jpg

[vniow]

.

[vniow]

bad bunny

[crassusad44]

Here is one for all you sport fans! :p

[edit] see post below...

[vniow]

Strong bunny

[vniow]

Tigger Bunny

[crassusad44]

Um, well, here it is...

(arn, would it be possible to make it possible to attach a file, when you edit a post...???)

[diorio]

Here is a pretty ironic one.

http://oracle9.net/funnypics/19.jpg

[vniow]

Who can forget Gatcheman?

[diorio]

[i]Originally posted by crassusad44 Um, well, here it is...

(arn, would it be possible to make it possible to attach a file, when you edit a post...???)

In response to your picture.:D

http://oracle9.net/funnypics/48.jpg

[vniow]

Manly men!

[crassusad44]

Originally posted by diorio


In response to your picture.:D



More sports, yay!!!!! :D

[diorio]

I don't know where this one came from.:D

http://oracle9.net/funnypics/5.jpg

[diorio]

This is some funny stuff getting posted. Here is my last one for a while at least.

http://oracle9.net/funnypics/52.gif

[vniow]

Rower's going to kill me


pic provided by dukestreet

[Sun Baked]

http://www.drunkbastard.net/cartoons/rudeb.jpg

[vniow]

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/forumpix/Bush,%20hit%20it.jpg

[diorio]

Originally posted by edvniow
Rower's going to kill me

So, which picture has the real Rower? (Just kidding, no one get pissed off at me):D

[diorio]

Fine, fine, I'll post another picture. It has nothing to do with any of the other pictures but here goes.

http://oracle9.net/funnypics/18.jpg

[vniow]

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/forumpix/6thsense.jpg

[diorio]

Originally posted by edvniow
http://www.ianai.net/jokes/forumpix/6thsense.jpg

Geez, thats harsh, I didn't know you felt like that.:( :D

[vniow]

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/forumpix/dude-owned.jpg

[Sun Baked]

Excuse me but ... another insanity test.

[vniow]

Originally posted by diorio


Geez, thats harsh, I didn't know you felt like that.:( :D

http://www.drunkbastard.net/photos/balls2.jpg

[vniow]

http://www.drunkbastard.net/photos/yoga.jpg

[vniow]

more sports

http://www.drunkbastard.net/photos/benny.jpg

[vniow]

http://www.drunkbastard.net/photos/knocker2.jpg

[vniow]

http://www.drunkbastard.net/photos/shootkids.jpg

[vniow]

http://www.drunkbastard.net/photos/nohump.jpg

[vniow]

http://www.drunkbastard.net/photos/usedtp.jpg

[vniow]

http://www.drunkbastard.net/photos/billboard1.jpg

http://www.drunkbastard.net/photos/billboard2.jpg

http://www.drunkbastard.net/photos/billboard3.jpg

http://www.drunkbastard.net/photos/billboard4.jpg

http://www.drunkbastard.net/photos/billboard5.jpg
http://www.drunkbastard.net/photos/billboard6.jpg

http://www.drunkbastard.net/photos/billboard7.jpg

[medea]

.

[medea]

;)

[Mr. Anderson]

Originally posted by edvniow
Rower's going to kill me

Hey!! I was going to use that one - you should have at least mentioned I did the work - bastard!

D

[Sun Baked]

This really should have made the first page...

http://www.rock103.com/crew/pics/earlyms.jpg

[vniow]

Originally posted by dukestreet


Hey!! I was going to use that one - you should have at least mentioned I did the work - bastard!

D


Jeez duke, calm down.

I got that pic when I was browsing through the forums way before I registered, I didn't even remember who did it until now.

Post edited.

[Mr. Anderson]

Originally posted by edvniow

Jeez duke, calm down.

I am calm - you just posted the pic before I could, that's all.

And some of your other posts have dead links, what's up with that?

D

[vniow]

Originally posted by dukestreet
And some of your other posts have dead links, what's up with that?

D


Hmmmmm...I'll have to check that, I was in a rush and I have a slow connection.

[zimv20]

this truck belongs to someone on my street. in case you can't read it, it's the indiana environmental plate

edit: is there some trick to posting photos? it didn't take my attachment.

[Doctor Q]

From Engrish.com (http://www.engrish.com/toys/source/dangerengrish.html):

http://www.engrish.com/toys/image/dangerengrish.jpg

[scem0]

I like this one:

[scem0]

:D

[Sun Baked]

http://www.rock103.com/crew/pics/bad_alvin.jpg

[scem0]

I wonder what the baby's thinkin'.....

[scem0]

LOL this one is great

[scem0]

Here are 2:

http://www.veryfunnypics.com/microsoft/images/error7.gif

and

http://www.veryfunnypics.com/signs/images/getgas.jpg

[scem0]

This is a joke against blondes and microsoft!

[scem0]

another baby one :D

[scem0]

OK I got about 4 more, that I think are hallarious.

This one doesn't have a fat baby but something else that is fat.

[scem0]

http://www.veryfunnypics.com/mailinglistpics/july/plasticsurgery.jpg

[scem0]

http://www.veryfunnypics.com/celebrity/images/catherinezetabig.jpg

[medea]

:) Gamecube all the way.

[MacBandit]

I have a ton here's a few

[MacBandit]

more

[MacBandit]

Okay this is the last for now. If you want more just let me know. As I said I have a ton. Hundreds more.

[Gus]

The reason I don't golf.
Gus

[scem0]

Originally posted by MacBandit
Okay this is the last for now. If you want more just let me know. As I said I have a ton. Hundreds more.

Obviously photoshopped, but still funny.

[Rower_CPU]

Why, oh why, hasn't anyone posted any of these...?

And don't worry about trotting those pics of me and my girlfriend out...again...I will have my revenge. ;)

[mmmdreg]

here's a few http://members.optushome.com.au/wabz/GIRLDRIVER1.JPG http://members.optushome.com.au/wabz/GIRLDRIVER2.JPG http://members.optushome.com.au/wabz/GIRLDRIVER3.JPG http://members.optushome.com.au/wabz/GIRLDRIVER4.JPG

[crassusad44]

hehehe... this is getting funny!

[crassusad44]

hehe

[crassusad44]

OK, rower... recognice this warrior??? :p :D :D :eek:

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by crassusad44
OK, rower... recognice this warrior??? :p :D :D :eek:

oh no! :eek:

so I'm wondering just how many times has my mug appeared on Macrumors...either on my own body or another? ;)

[Mr. Anderson]

No one's posted your winning shot yet, have they? That's been used quite a few times.....

D :D

[dnte42]

This is something I made for my art class. Funny, maybe, disturbing, mostly likely. Let's see if I can manage not to screw this up....


[EDIT: Hrm, where'd that black line come from? Oh well]

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by eyelikeart
oh no! :eek:

so I'm wondering just how many times has my mug appeared on Macrumors...either on my own body or another? ;)

not as many times as mine... and not in as many variations....


ps. thanks row

[Rower_CPU]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule
not as many times as mine... and not in as many variations....

ps. thanks row

De nada, muchacho...;)

[Mr. Anderson]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule


not as many times as mine... and not in as many variations....

But we all know you're *special* ;)

And see, you complain, but you get to flaunt it - ha!

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by dukestreet
But we all know you're *special* ;)

And see, you complain, but you get to flaunt it - ha!

i think the stars (*) should have been around "flaunt"....

i just don't want eye to get a big head. from the halloween picture, it's clear it's big enough as is............. ha

[Rower_CPU]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule
i think the stars (*) should have been around "flaunt"....

i just don't want eye to get a big head. from the halloween picture, it's clear it's big enough as is............. ha

Oh snap!

You just called eye "hydrocephalic"! :eek: :p

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by dukestreet


But we all know you're *special* ;)

And see, you complain, but you get to flaunt it - ha!

oh but he knows he loves it... ;)

personally...it's flattering...scary...but flattering...he he :D

[diorio]

Gots to keep the gonja away from those damn puppets...http://oracle9.net/funnypics/28.jpg

[diorio]

And of course, the single guy.


http://oracle9.net/funnypics/25.jpg

[crassusad44]

This says it all.... :p :D

[diorio]

Here is a picture showing exactly how self centered The united states is.:D

http://oracle9.net/funnypics/7.jpg

[diorio]

Stupid blondes!

http://oracle9.net/funnypics/22.jpg

[crassusad44]

If a pint don't satisfy you enough....

:D

[crassusad44]

Hmmm... Maybe something to put up on my door.... :p

[King Cobra]

>Hmmm... Maybe something to put up on my door.... :p

crassusad44, did you Photoshop those words in?

How about some real ones? No! I mean pictures, err...of funny stuff,... :D

http://www.travel-to-wyoming.com/buffalo/buffalo_images/gatchell_street_sign.jpg


Here's someone from the Sum 41 Fat Lip music video. I guess this is why you don't see this style around much. :p

[King Cobra]

Cows!

[MrMacMan]

God you people forgot ALOT
http://thor.osd.wednet.edu/~carit/dunkin.jpg :D

http://www.macslash.com/images/j.jpg ;)

http://www.ricecopforums.com/stuff/areyoureallystupid.jpg

Aw damn all the other ones I think are lost cause he took down his the apple .Mac account.
Way I have acouple ... bah they have curses, hm... I'll repost when I upload em to host and then u have the option of clicking on em or not. :D

[wdlove]

I enjoy all of them so far, its interesting to see accidental occurences!

[scem0]

Pictures of britney.... not being sexy:


http://www.matmice.com/home/britbrit/vcbvcxb.jpg
http://www.matmice.com/home/britbrit/funny3.jpg
http://www.matmice.com/home/britbrit/funny8.jpg
http://www.matmice.com/home/britbrit/funny4.jpg


Britney and Justin:
http://www.celebrity-pics.net/babies/spears-sync-1.jpg

What their kid would look like:
http://www.celebrity-pics.net/babies/spears-sync-2.jpg

:D:D:D

[scem0]

And now, after looking at another thread I have to add this :D :

[G4scott]

:eek:

[diorio]

Originally posted by King Cobra
Cows!

Here is a link to a video of those cows.
http://oracle9.net/index2.html

I'm not sure if it will take you right to the video index, if not, click video's, and then "why cows hate snow".

[Stike]

Now this is an innovative way to use old hardware...!:D

[Fezwick]

This is so true...

[King Cobra]

>(diorio) "why cows hate snow"

Yeah, that's it. I downloaded that one a while back. :D

[scem0]

http://www.maths.tcd.ie/~lawlessg/bush.jpg

http://www.gwbushart.com/categories/dumbass/gwreading.jpg

I am trying to find this picture I saw of george bush reading an
upside-down book. It is kind of funny.

[King Cobra]

>I am trying to find this picture I saw of george bush reading an
upside-down book. It is kind of funny.

This?

http://forums.macrumors.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=177477

:p

[vniow]

Originally posted by King Cobra
Cows!


http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/missle2.gif

[King Cobra]

I think cow tipping is more fun that cow shooting, even though I haven't tried either one. :D

I have a thing for plecostomus catfish. A while back I started to collect various photos of catfish. The original of this one is almost 2MB, and is the biggest one I've seen. It may not be funny, but I think it's cute. :p

[job]

Originally posted by King Cobra
I have a thing for plecostomus catfish.

So you like big, slimy, wet things? :p

[King Cobra]

>(hitman) So you like big, slimy, wet things? :p

Takes one to know one! Are you drunk or something?
http://www.rx7club.com/forum/images/smilies/40oz.gif

:D

No, man. When I first started to gather some pics of plecos (over 20) we had four plecos in our bigger indoor tank: three black, one gold. However, a few months ago, an accident occured, killing two black catfish.

[scem0]

Originally posted by King Cobra

This?
:p

lol
exactly. Thanks.

[MrMacMan]

Well some of my better ones have curses, does anyone mind?

http://rail2u.hypermart.net/wootwoot.jpg
I need some input, people.
If you do not I'll post em, if not, Give me someplace to host 2 files, :rolleyes: .
Oh yeah I'll post this one too.
http://tribalfusion.speedera.net/m.tribalfusion.com/media/39906/banner.gif
OMFG, YOU CAN TRACK ME? I HAVE AN IP, OMFG, I NEVER KNEW CABLE MODEMS HAD IP ADDRESSES. :D

[job]

Originally posted by King Cobra
Takes one to know one! Are you drunk or something?

Nope, never was, never will be.. ;) :D


No, man. When I first started to gather some pics of plecos (over 20) we had four plecos in our bigger indoor tank: three black, one gold. However, a few months ago, an accident occured, killing two black catfish.

Damn man, that sucks. Do you guys buy them from a breeder, or can you find them at your regular pet store? ;)

[Hemingray]

My personal favorite:

[Sun Baked]

Originally posted by King Cobra
I have a thing for plecostomus catfish. A while back I started to collect various photos of catfish. The original of this one is almost 2MB, and is the biggest one I've seen. It may not be funny, but I think it's cute. :p
So they may be cute, but how do they taste?

:D

[job]

Not sure if this has been posted before...

http://www.rlwoolsey.com/humor/pix/outhouse.jpg

[wdlove]

I like it, quite a message. A very nice scenic view. A positive view that the management is always on top!

[wdlove]

Originally posted by Sun Baked

So they may be cute, but how do they taste?

:D

I like it, quite a message. A very nice scenic view. A positive view that the management is always on top!

Tried to delete this, guess don't have that privilege. Sorry! :confused:

[scem0]

I thought Einstein was a genius......

http://www.stanford.edu/dept/physics/old/Images/einstein.funny.jpg

[vniow]

Would you buy software from a company run by this man? http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/veronica/ballmer1.gif

[Sum_Gai]

Here's one that you may have missed:

http://www.thevines.com/images/video_outtathaway.jpg

Craig Nicholls from The Vines in their new video.

[scem0]

That dude does the weirdest facial expressions when he
performs. It puzzles me...

[job]

Originally posted by scem0
That dude does the weirdest facial expressions when he performs. It puzzles me...

Well isn't it obvious?

He's stoned out of his mind.. :p :D

[wdlove]

Originally posted by scem0
I thought Einstein was a genius......

http://www.stanford.edu/dept/physics/old/Images/einstein.funny.jpg

He was being examined by his physician"Stick our your tongue"

[scem0]

Pretty much. Still, there are plenty of stoners in the music
industry and he is the only one with facial expressions like that.

[Sum_Gai]

One more big one involving Craig. I apologize if it's a bit too big.

http://www.thevines.com/images/downloads/desktopLrg_3.jpg

[vniow]

How about the Japenese version of Ellen Feiss?
http://forums.macrumors.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=172836]

[scem0]

Or the american Ellen Feiss......

[King Cobra]

>(Sun Baked) So they may be cute, but how do they taste?

Catfish Filet?

Not sure, never really tried catfish before.

>(scem0) Or the american Ellen Feiss......

Like...where's the photo? I'm kinda like...hungh? :p

[Sum_Gai]

Here's some more:

http://www.oracle9.net/funnypics/2.jpg

http://www.oracle9.net/funnypics/3.jpg

http://www.oracle9.net/funnypics/6.jpg

*EDIT*

[scem0]

Here is one that I think is pretty funny:

A Developer preview of Mac OS X:

http://www.macintosh.ru/articles/osxdp3pictures/big/aboutmac.JPG

[job]

Errr...

What's so funny?

[scem0]

The dock...

[edesignuk]

Originally posted by scem0
The dock...
hehe, it's hideous! :D What year is this from, it must be a while back now?

[scem0]

let me see if I can figure out:
http://www.macintosh.ru/articles/osxdp3pictures/level2head.gif

That is what it is. I don't know what date that was released.

[G4scott]

thank goodness Apple got that transparency thing worked out...

Here's another funny pic: The Man's Brain...

[edesignuk]

A couple more places where you can see some interesting snaps of OS X in it's early days...
http://arstechnica.com/reviews/1q00/macos-x-dp3/macos-x-dp3-1.html
http://www.macintosh.ru/articles/osxdp3pictures/

[MrMacMan]

I asked earlier if anyone minds me posting images with curses and so far 0 people have said anything...
Soo... does anyone mind?
One has Ghey and the other has the word ***** ... so?

[crassusad44]

Originally posted by MrMacman
I asked earlier if anyone minds me posting images with curses and so far 0 people have said anything...
Soo... does anyone mind?
One has Ghey and the other has the word ***** ... so?

If you have any funny pics, then POST THEM!!! :D
I don't think the mods or arn will be upset for images with foul languague, unless they are over the egde otherwise.

[scem0]

I don't really think anyone on these forums really is offended by
offensive laguage :D:D:D... I know I am not.

[wdlove]

Originally posted by edvniow
How about the Japenese version of Ellen Feiss?
http://forums.macrumors.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=172836]

"I'm horrified and disgusted" Lets keep our Ellen Feiss! ;)

[King Cobra]

If the pics are sexually or graphically explicit in a strong manner don't bother putting them up. In other words, if you can easily observe...dare I say it...the "connection" :eek: then it isn't worth it and your pic may be removed.

Other than that, of course...let's see the pictures! :D

[Sum_Gai]

The Bush-isms never end.

http://www.oracle9.net/funnypics/38.jpg

[G4scott]

Hey King Cobra, do you have the movie clip that that came from? A friend showed it to me, and it's hilarious... My cat hasn't done anything THAT stupid...

[Hemingray]

Originally posted by G4scott
Hey King Cobra, do you have the movie clip that that came from? A friend showed it to me, and it's hilarious... My cat hasn't done anything THAT stupid...

Ahh yes, Suicide Cat! Here, I'll go ahead and post the link (one of several places to find it):

http://rebarb.homeip.net:8081/videos/comedy/Suicidecat.mpeg

I gathered my whole group of friends over one day and watched this thing on loop... we all had a good laugh! :D

[Hemingray]

The Fighting Cats are pretty funny too... this little scrawny black cat is waving his paws in front of this big cat, and after several seconds of this, the big cat decides he's had enough and takes it out. Good stuff! :D Here's the animated gif of it. Couldn't find the actual movie online, tho. Someone else know?

[MacBandit]

Originally posted by Hemingray
The Fighting Cats are pretty funny too... this little scrawny black cat is waving his paws in front of this big cat, and after several seconds of this, the big cat decides he's had enough and takes it out. Good stuff! :D Here's the animated gif of it. Couldn't find the actual movie online, tho. Someone else know?


I don't know where it is but I have it.

[Mr. Anderson]

I guess I should contibute....

[MacBandit]

Damn falling livestock any how. It could ruin your whole day.

[MacBandit]

The only way to deal with a cat!!!

[diorio]

Don't get me wrong, I like Bush, but this is too good to pass up.

http://oracle9.net/funnypics/38.jpg

[diorio]

A new feature in windows...

http://oracle9.net/funnypics/44.gif

[diorio]

And, before and after six beers...

http://oracle9.net/funnypics/37.gif

[MrMacMan]

I'll break the ice... A Picture with a Curse word
*wait for everyone to gasp*
*everyone gasps*
Okay. :D

[MrMacMan]

Another first a picture with the word 'gay' in it. :rolleyes:
So far I have not needed to use it on this fourm, luckily.

[job]

Originally posted by diorio
A new feature in windows...

Heh, I'm laughing at the fact that they spelled "cancel" with an s...

[scem0]

Originally posted by diorio
Don't get me wrong, I like Bush, but this is too good to pass up.



Someone already beat you to posting that. Look a couple posts
up from your post.

[scem0]

Here is the picture from the Ellen Feiss thread, that certainly
fits the description of a picture that belongs in this thread:

[job]

That's not a real pic is it?

[scem0]

No it isn't... You can tell because she has the exact facial expression
from her commercial. Just photoshopped.

[job]

I don't really care about Ellen...

I'm looking at that filly in the middle of the pic... :D :D

[scem0]

Ellen if funny, but I certainly have no obsession with her.

Its kind of like..........................................................................
................................................................................................
................................................................................................
................................................................................................
...............................................................................a bummer.

[Sun Baked]

http://www.boners.com/content/787767.1.jpg

[Sun Baked]

http://www.mugshots.org/misc/bill-gates.jpg

[crassusad44]

Originally posted by diorio
Don't get me wrong, I like Bush, but this is too good to pass up.



Well, we all remember Clinton as well :D :p

[crassusad44]

A nice little Halloween pic.... :D :D

[King Cobra]

This is probably more bizzare than funny. Here's what the wiring of a cube would look like in 6 dimensions! :p

[vniow]

http://pluto.spaceports.com/~capt1/images/gates_2.jpg

[MrMacMan]

This is only funny and sad:
How can a black male been transformed into a ugly pale skined/asian 3 noses freak?
Ask HIM!
Original Jackson:
http://anomalies-unlimited.com/OddPics/Images/MJ/MJ79.jpg
Mad Fugly Jackson:
http://anomalies-unlimited.com/OddPics/Images/MJ/Nov%2013%202002.jpg
:eek:
'EWWWWW get her away from me mommy'
'Its a man'
'AHHHHHHHHHH'
:D

[evildead]

... is it just me or should they have reviewed this ad before theymailed it out?

[Royal Pineapple]

ill add one
i got it from spymac, but its still funny

[King Cobra]

We've all heard of Test Crashes...

But this guy gives new meaning to TestEEE Crashes! :eek:

[King Cobra]

Step back, sanity. I have a shovel! :p

[vniow]

True. So true.

[King Cobra]

CATFIGHT!

[MrMacMan]

Ahh America's Bestest president...
http://www.thismodernworld.com/media/arc/american%20prospect/20-is-bush-stupid.jpg
Boy I love these.
http://www.bushfordummies.com/images/Im-with-stupid.jpg
http://pearly23.tripod.com/bush/bush-limo2.jpg YAY take a Ride on the OIL Election Limo!

[wdlove]

Originally posted by edvniow
True. So true.

This would make an interesting ad! The power of the Mac.

[wdlove]

Originally posted by edvniow
True. So true.

This would make an interesting ad! The power of the Mac.

[Doctor Q]

From Funny-Photo-Photos.com:

http://www.funny-photo-photos.com/pictures/icar.jpg

[scem0]

Wow, that is so ugly that it is funny. I really hope apple doesn't
release 'iCar'... :D ;)

[Doctor Q]

Originally posted by scem0
Wow, that is so ugly that it is funny. I really hope apple doesn't release 'iCar'
It may be ugly, but it has a Velocity Engine and never crashes!

[scem0]

Lol, that was a very clever joke. Here is my pitiful attempt:

I bet its pipes are in a line.

Oh god, now everyone is going to point at me and laugh, and
then I will start to cry, and that will just make them laugh more.
:::Tear rolls down cheek::::.

I need to learn how to make a good joke. Do cars really even
have any pipes. I don't even know anything about cars. God.
I just need to stop typing. It is 6:03 in the morning and I woke up
22 hours ago, I have the right to make stupid jokes and then
rant on about random things that make no sense. Typing = must
stop now. Good.

[Doctor Q]

Guess what! DaimlerChrysler did make an iCar, except that they call it the Smart Car. You can't buy them in the U.S. yet, but they have been in Europe for four years.

http://www.msnbc.com/modules/slideshow/990819car/images/990819car04.jpg

[Mr. Anderson]

I actually saw something like this in Florence, Italy back in 1999 - crazy little thing, but for getting around in an ancient city like Florence or anywhere in Europe it would be a pleasure to have when looking for a parking spot.

D

[scem0]

Oh god, those are all over paris. Well, maybe not those
exact cars, but there are some crazy cars over there in
Europe. 3 wheeled cars, skinny cars, regular cars,
you think of it, they got it. Well, maybe not EVERYTHING,
but they got a lot of cool cars.

[wdlove]

Originally posted by Doctor Q
Guess what! DaimlerChrysler did make an iCar, except that they call it the Smart Car. You can't buy them in the U.S. yet, but they have been in Europe for four years.

http://www.msnbc.com/modules/slideshow/990819car/images/990819car04.jpg

Is the Smart Car an electric, gasoline, or a hybrid car. According to the Boston Globe Saturday 11/23/02 we can expect more hybrid cars in the US.

More information to follow about hybrid cars this Saturday!

The only problem for me being 6' 8" is that doubt I would fit in the car, unless it made anything like a VW Bug. That was my 1st car, a great fit. For the price it couldn't be beat.

[Sun Baked]

Originally posted by J._Barry

[edit - sorry didn't want to get anyone pissed off so I just left the link]

meow!

Shaved ***** (http://images.andale.com/f2/129/114/8606484/1038438420737_kitty.jpg)

A little ***** never hurt anyone...but this cat looks pissed.

[Doctor Q]

Originally posted by wdlove
Is the Smart Car an electric, gasoline, or a hybrid car.
We're getting off topic, but I'll answer your question before getting back to the serious business of finding more funny pictures...

I believe the Smart Car is a gas car, not a hybrid. It reportedly gets something like 50 miles per gallon, which is important given the high European gas prices. By the way, the Smart Car comes in many colors, including "Phat Red" and "Numeric Blue"!?

[King Cobra]

Have you seen the new Sum 41 art cover for "Does This Look Infected"?

I'll show you the clean photo: http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00007BH8S.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

but I don't think the original would be suitable here.

Original photo [Explicit - Yikes!]: http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00007BH56.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Now this guy has really wierd hair. :D

[wdlove]

He appears to be bleeding, could be a tribal ritual. Under his eyes looks like cosmetics. Expression on his face is of pain. Wonder what he's doing with his right hand?

[Royal Pineapple]

another good one

[King Cobra]

Some people have too much time on their hands.

Is that yours, Royal Slut? :p

[scem0]

Originally posted by wdlove
He appears to be bleeding, could be a tribal ritual. Under his eyes looks like cosmetics. Expression on his face is of pain. Wonder what he's doing with his right hand?

well his right hand is touching his head. you must be talking about
his left hand. :D

[Royal Pineapple]

Originally posted by King Cobra
Some people have too much time on their hands.

Is that yours, Royal Slut? :p
yea thats me
MR is the only forum i can actully remain a member of
i dunno but the other ones just slip away
maby when they become bigger

[etoiles]

Originally posted by Doctor Q
Guess what! DaimlerChrysler did make an iCar, except that they call it the Smart Car. You can't buy them in the U.S. yet, but they have been in Europe for four years.


The smart car concept was started by the Swiss Watch maker 'SWATCH', then developed together with DC. Swatch revolutianized the watch market by introducing cheap yet fashionable plastic mechanic watches in bright colors in the early 80s. The Smart car follows the same marketing principle: cheap, practical, cool - choose your color. Wait, that reminds me of something...I wonder what kind of watch Jobs wears :D

http://www.smart.com/?country=E

[Royal Pineapple]

Originally posted by etoiles
I wonder what kind of watch Jobs wears :D

i dunno about jobs but bill clinton wore a Timex Ironman all throughout his presedency

[Sun Baked]

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/clinton_censored.jpg

[wdlove]

Just seeing Bill & Hillary Clinton angers & saddens me. A Ciminial president, because he's a Democrat will never be punished. A Republican doing what he did would be in prison. One example selling nuclear secrets to China which put them 5 years ahead in nuclear technology and in return campaign contibutions to the DNC. Laura Ingraham, Bill OReilly, & Jay Severin have all talked about this at length.

[King Cobra]

This CD is for immature audiances only.

http://store3.yimg.com/I/laughstore_1714_39917

http://store3.yimg.com/I/laughstore_1711_597152

"Adam Sandler - What The Hell Happened To Me?

Lowest price on the Internet for this CD. This album is worth the few dollars we are asking for it, if only for Adam’s recording of The Chanukah Song. This holiday classic makes people of all religious backgrounds roar with laughter. And if you love fart humor, you are in the right place."

http://store3.yimg.com/I/laughstore_1708_1068830

In other words, it's the perfect gift for the holidays. Happy December, everyone who just woke up. :p

[King Cobra]

Found these by accident :D

http://www.cobbaut.be/computers/vidconf.jpg

Where's the poop thread for this one?
http://www.cobbaut.be/computers/chiottes.gif

http://www.cobbaut.be/computers/chatter.jpg

Word Perfect for Assholes (http://www.cobbaut.be/computers/wp.jpg)

http://www.cobbaut.be/computers/mouse2.jpg

Cybersex (http://www.cobbaut.be/computers/cybersex.jpg)

http://www.cobbaut.be/computers/sex2000.jpg

Warning: Strong Sexual Content
Bart caught standing and occupied (http://www.cobbaut.be/sexy/bartxrt.jpg)

Easter Eggs!
http://www.cobbaut.be/animals/paashaas.jpg

http://www.cobbaut.be/shockin/emerg.jpg

http://www.cobbaut.be/comics/lapinou.jpg

http://www.cobbaut.be/animals/peacock.jpg

[wdlove]

King Cobra, I'm glad you found them, all are very cute. Especially like the computer technology diagram!

[scem0]

yeah, the mouse is great on that toilet diagram thingy :D:D:D.

[evildead]

Voted Best Halloween Costume In Texas

[King Cobra]

http://www.cobbaut.be/animals/badboy.jpg

http://www.cobbaut.be/animals/cochon.jpg

This one is damn cute: :D

http://www.cobbaut.be/animals/dalm.jpg

http://www.cobbaut.be/animals/aardvark.jpg

Why dogs lick their balls (http://www.cobbaut.be/animals/dogballs.jpg)

http://www.cobbaut.be/animals/fish.jpg

http://www.cobbaut.be/animals/b4coffee.jpg

Squirrel with balls (http://www.cobbaut.be/animals/squirrel.jpg)

http://www.cobbaut.be/animals/turtle.jpg

http://www.cobbaut.be/animals/frogs.jpg

[King Cobra]

Cute easter one :)

http://www.cobbaut.be/animals/heaster.jpg

I didn't say sh... (http://www.cobbaut.be/animals/sit****.jpg)

And, now, for the windows sh**.

http://www.cobbaut.be/microsoft/willwork.jpg

http://www.cobbaut.be/microsoft/billsux.jpg

Truly a comic! :eek:

http://www.cobbaut.be/microsoft/msslave.jpg

http://www.cobbaut.be/microsoft/msfun.jpg


http://www.cobbaut.be/misc/worst.jpg

Signs!

http://www.cobbaut.be/misc/caution.gif

Food Mistaken (http://www.cobbaut.be/misc/french.jpg)

[King Cobra]

For the holidays! :p

http://www.cobbaut.be/misc/misself.jpg

http://www.cobbaut.be/misc/stopsnta.jpg

http://www.cobbaut.be/misc/santa.jpg

http://www.cobbaut.be/misc/pat.gif

http://www.cobbaut.be/misc/gaysold.jpg

Ahh, improving work time is as easy as finding the right seat.

http://www.cobbaut.be/misc/chair.jpg

http://www.cobbaut.be/misc/washand.jpg

The childhood of Moses (http://www.cobbaut.be/misc/moses.jpg)

Death By A Fart (http://www.cobbaut.be/misc/fart.gif)

http://www.cobbaut.be/misc/60miles.gif

[King Cobra]

Why Tarzan uses a vine and a buttflap (http://www.cobbaut.be/misc/tarzan.jpg)

[Explicit] -- Chinese Menu (http://www.cobbaut.be/misc/chinese.jpg)

[Explicit] -- The right muscles (http://www.cobbaut.be/comics/plage.jpg)

http://www.cobbaut.be/comics/beta.jpg

http://www.cobbaut.be/comics/scarecat.jpg

Roadkill :rolleyes:

http://www.cobbaut.be/shockin/govern.jpg

Batgirl Logo (http://www.cobbaut.be/art/batgirl.jpg)

http://www.cobbaut.be/business/gotmilk.jpg

Have a great day/night, folks! :cool:

http://www.cobbaut.be/business/berhelps.jpg

[Juventuz]

Here are a few, hope you don't mind

http://www.redstarmultimedia.com/jokes/capacity.jpg

http://www.redstarmultimedia.com/jokes/notice.gif

http://www.redstarmultimedia.com/jokes/pillsbury.jpg

http://www.redstarmultimedia.com/jokes/smart.jpg

http://www.redstarmultimedia.com/jokes/training.jpg

http://www.redstarmultimedia.com/jokes/wtfdog.jpg

[scem0]

http://individual.utoronto.ca/arash/ci/funny_pictures/funny_pictures_17.jpg

[MacBandit]

And..........

[MacBandit]

Another reason not to play golf.

[Sun Baked]

Here's a Dear Santa Letter (http://my.execpc.com/~ddputz/dearsanta.jpg) that is quite funny.

[MacBandit]

Originally posted by Sun Baked
Here's a Dear Santa Letter (http://my.execpc.com/~ddputz/dearsanta.jpg) that is quite funny.

For some reason that reminded me of the Dear P•nis (http://www.rodneycarrington.com/videos.htm) song.

I would have given a direct link but the damn profanity blocker keeps screwing up the link.:mad:

[pgwalsh]

Here's some cartoons that are pretty funny. These are not for the lighthearted.

http://home.earthlink.net/~pgwalsh/fun/cartoons.html

[Sun Baked]

pgwalsh,

you could have at least put this one up.

http://home.earthlink.net/~pgwalsh/fun/images/ihatethat_2.jpg

[pgwalsh]

Originally posted by Sun Baked
pgwalsh,

you could have at least put this one up.
You're right... I could have put a few of them up, but that's about it.

[Durandal7]

...

[wdlove]

Political humor!


file:///G4%20Hard%20Drive/Desktop%20Folder/clinton_memorial.jpg

file:///G4%20Hard%20Drive/Desktop%20Folder/clinton_starwars.jpg

file:///G4%20Hard%20Drive/Desktop%20Folder/clinton_titanic.jpg

[Doctor Q]

You didn't upload them, wdlove. Are these the ones you meant to show us? I've seen the Star Wars one before; maybe it was already in this thread, but I don't have time today to look through and check!

http://www.laughingshop.com/pictures/fullsize/10.jpg
http://www.funsenders.com/pictures/2.jpg
http://www.megatonman.com/text/monica/pics/titanic.gif

[wdlove]

I'm not sure what is wrong, tried to copy image not work. Then download image to disk, used both http:// & IMG with no success, would someone be kind enough to give me the directions or where do I find them? I don't know if it makes a difference but the site is running very slow for me today. Thanks for the help. :)

[Doctor Q]

Rather than upload an image that you find on the web, you can either point at the web page that contains it or point at the image file directly.

You can use this format to point at a web page:

[ U R L = h t t p : / / . . . ] words you want to have appear [ / U R L ]

You can use this format to point directly at the image file:

[ I M G ] h t t p : / / ... [ / I M G ]

(I inserted the extra spaces so these tags will be readable in this post.)

[scem0]

THose pics are on your Hard Drive wdlove....

To post things from your HD, you need to attach them to a post.
(Or multiple posts if necessary.) There is an option to attach a file
below where you type in your message. Well, if they are on the
internet. You go to their location on the internet, anc copy the
URL, and there is a button over the message input area, that says
'IMG' and you click that, and it asks you what the URL of the image
is.

But for that you need to have the URL of the image and the image
only. Not the page the image is on. To figure out the URL of only
the image, right click, and say 'Open image in New Window'.

[wdlove]

Clinton Comics, here goes!

[wdlove]

Clinton comics! I found out that it only allows one at a time using the 'browse' in the Attach file:

[evildead]

PRAYBOY

[evildead]

elmo

[wdlove]

Two faces of Lott, the good and the bad side!

[King Cobra]

Junk :D

[wdlove]

Saddam the Survivor!

[wdlove]

I put the wong photo above, then on edit not allowed to change, didn't want a duplicate image.

[MrMacMan]

Who is he killing in that pic?
It looks like african tribes. :confused:

[MacBandit]

Originally posted by MrMacman
Who is he killing in that pic?
It looks like african tribes. :confused:

I don't actually know but think about it. They are playing on Survivor the series. Which I believe originally took place in Africa.

[MacBandit]

This is great. Look at the smile on the dog.

[wdlove]

Originally posted by wdlove
I put the wong photo above, then on edit not allowed to change, didn't want a duplicate image.

Remember Saddam gased his own people, the Kurds!

[Remus]

If affected by motion sickness please use this bag ?
Introductory Photo Offer! ?
Please take this bag with you and pass it on to family or friends if you are unable to use ?


Please if I am going to use this bag I do not need pics of it....

[spazum64]

Some funny signs, and these are real:

[spazum64]

Another:

[spazum64]

Personally I'd like an Ellen Feiss one, "How many times has Ellen Feiss said 'like' today?"