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sambo.
Aug 25, 2005, 04:09 AM
iDoch, an abbreviation of "insert Deity of choice here"

pronounciation: iD - as in iDiot -och as in Loch

ever needed swearword you could use in front of a Rabbi, an Imam, a Llama, an Elder and a Priest all at the same time? iDoch is your friend.

i should trademarke this....

remember, you saw it here first.....
sambo. :D



mad jew
Aug 25, 2005, 04:18 AM
Thanks for that. :D

Nermal
Aug 25, 2005, 04:20 AM
You Aussies :rolleyes:

DeSnousa
Aug 25, 2005, 04:20 AM
Your meant to trademark before telling people about iDoch. *thinks about trademarking iDoch for himself* :D

DeSnousa
Aug 25, 2005, 04:22 AM
You Aussies :rolleyes:

Yeah the creators of all things great.

sambo.
Aug 25, 2005, 04:40 AM
Thanks for that. :D
your welcome, use it in a sentence today :)
"iDoch knows your a fool Dubya!"
"for iDoch's sake, who gives a five year old a chainsaw for christmas......"

got a good gutteral bit at the end you can get some venom into :D

i always liked TANJ from Larry Niven (There Aint No Justice)....

my contribution to the lexicon. :)

mad jew
Aug 25, 2005, 04:45 AM
I keep pronouncing it iDock. :(

I need more practice.

sambo.
Aug 25, 2005, 11:20 PM
I keep pronouncing it iDock. :(

I need more practice.

och as in Loch... or ock as in Clock, it's a made-up word so it really doesn't matter i suppose....

use it today!

mkrishnan
Aug 25, 2005, 11:22 PM
I hope iDoch makes this thread burn in iPope. :D

(insert place of punishment eternal)

clayj
Aug 25, 2005, 11:22 PM
och as in Loch... or ock as in Clock, it's a made-up word so it really doesn't matter i suppose....

use it today!I dunno, man... "aye doch" makes you sound like some weird combination of a Scot and a German. :)

sambo.
Aug 26, 2005, 01:25 AM
I dunno, man... "aye doch" makes you sound like some weird combination of a Scot and a German. :)

iD as in iDiot. :rolleyes:
where's the 'aye' coming from? :confused:

clayj
Aug 26, 2005, 02:36 AM
iD as in iDiot. :rolleyes:
where's the 'aye' coming from? :confused:Um, iPod, iMac, iBook, iLife, iWork, iSight, etc.

Your suggestion that the "i" should be soft goes against our ingrained pronounciation of all things Apple. Ergo, it's "aye doch".

mad jew
Aug 26, 2005, 05:14 AM
I pronounce iMac like "eye mack" but maybe that's just me. :)

Anyway, used it twice today at uni and only got six strange looks. Admittedly, I was wearing a bright pink T-shirt (don't ask).

Lacero
Aug 26, 2005, 05:16 AM
Should I turn on the timer?

mad jew
Aug 26, 2005, 05:33 AM
It would have dinged by now...

Nermal
Aug 26, 2005, 05:47 AM
Admittedly, I was wearing a bright pink T-shirt (don't ask).

I'm curious as to why you even *have* one on the first place :eek:

DeSnousa
Aug 26, 2005, 05:57 AM
I'm curious as to why you even *have* one on the first place :eek:

Its the new trend. I see so many guy's wearing pink shirts, im thinking of buying one also :eek: Ive building up though, ive got a stripped pink shirt and next up is all pink :D

Nermal
Aug 26, 2005, 06:00 AM
*pastes post #3 in here again*

mad jew
Aug 26, 2005, 06:24 AM
I'm curious as to why you even *have* one on the first place :eek:


Hey! I said "don't ask"! :D

It's for a play I'm in. It's kind of a promotional T-shirt. It's kind of hot pink too, which vBulletin doesn't seem to have. :(

Trust me, you'll be getting pink shirts in NZ in about three years. That's generally how long it takes for fashion to reach you over there. :p

Oh, and I have a pale pink shirt that I wear proudly of my own accord.

Nermal
Aug 26, 2005, 07:09 AM
Trust me, you'll be getting pink shirts in NZ in about three years. That's generally how long it takes for fashion to reach you over there. :p

I'm not sure whether to feel relieved or insulted :rolleyes:

mkrishnan
Aug 26, 2005, 08:35 AM
Hey, pink rawks! :p

I'm wearing black pinstripe trousers from H&M and a hot pink dress shirt from Express today. :)

sambo.
Aug 26, 2005, 10:57 AM
iDoch knows what has happened to this thread..... :eek:

DeSnousa
Aug 26, 2005, 04:27 PM
iDoch knows what has happened to this thread..... :eek:

Just a little bit of metrosexual (http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en-us&q=define:metrosexual&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8) fun going on :p ;)

yellow
Aug 26, 2005, 04:51 PM
idoch.. idoch.. sounds Klingon. How dorky.

mkrishnan
Aug 26, 2005, 05:43 PM
Just a little bit of metrosexual (http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en-us&q=define:metrosexual&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8) fun going on :p ;)

You know that's right! :) Don't let the Star Trek references stop it either! :D

sambo.
Aug 27, 2005, 06:35 AM
idoch.. idoch.. sounds Klingon. How dorky.
go forth and get iDoch'ed......
today is a good day to iDoch? :eek:

skunk
Aug 28, 2005, 05:40 PM
I'm wearing black pinstripe trousers from H&M and a hot pink dress shirt from Express today. :)I'm wearing a leopardskin sarong and pink flip-flops. iDoch, but we'd make a lovely couple!
:D

ohcrap
Aug 28, 2005, 05:55 PM
Um, iPod, iMac, iBook, iLife, iWork, iSight, etc.
You forgot iTunes, iCal, iPhoto, iMovie, iChat, iDVD, iSync, iDisk, um. Yeah, just sayin.. :D

dmw007
Aug 28, 2005, 06:01 PM
iDoch...hmm...iLike it! :D ;)

mkrishnan
Aug 28, 2005, 06:45 PM
I'm wearing a leopardskin sarong and pink flip-flops. iDoch, but we'd make a lovely couple!
:D

Well, then, I shall meet you in Wong Foo! (And thanks for the memories!)

:eek: ;) :D

clayj
Aug 28, 2005, 06:53 PM
You forgot iTunes, iCal, iPhoto, iMovie, iChat, iDVD, iSync, iDisk, um. Yeah, just sayin.. :DKinda thought my 5 examples were enough to make my point... :p

7on
Aug 28, 2005, 11:43 PM
What about iD software?

I win.

sambo.
Sep 10, 2005, 09:00 AM
What about iD software?

I win.

iDoch knows what your talking about..... :eek: