What are the bases in looove?

[goodtimes5]

I've heard too many interpretations of the whole first base, second base, etc. when it comes to dates and relationships and such. I just wanted to set the facts straight.

What does each base represent?

[miloblithe]

smoochin', gropin', oral, penetration.

[QCassidy352]

smoochin', gropin', oral, penetration.

The man doesn't know what he's talking about! ;)

I learned it as the four "F's" - frenching, fingering (meaning touching with a finger, in this case), feeling, ****ing.

Alternate version - french kissing, hands under the shirt, hands down the pants, and finally sex.

As you can, there's no universally accepted answer here, though most people agree that "1st" = kissing and "home" = sex.

[mad jew]

Us Australian play cricket, not baseball. So, we only have two bases:

1. Handshake

2. Crotch pummelling.

[Dr. Dastardly]

I learned it as the four "F's" - frenching, fingering (meaning touching with a finger, in this case), feeling, ****ing.

I would think fingering and feeling would be flipped. :p

Whoa say that three times fast.

[zelmo]

Us Australian play cricket, not baseball. So, we only have two bases:

1. Handshake

2. Crotch pummelling.


ROFL! I think I''m going to start playing Cricket! :D

[ohcrap]

I think it's Frenching, Fondling, Fingering (as in "prepping it" lol), and Facial, I mean ****ing. :D

[mkrishnan]

ROFL! I think I''m going to start playing Cricket! :D

You'd better start training. Score two or three runs in baseball, and you're a hero. You're going to have to hit it about 100 times to be impressive in the cricket world! :eek: :eek: :D

[mad jew]

You'd better start training. Score two or three runs in baseball, and you're a hero. You're going to have to hit it about 100 times to be impressive in the cricket world! :eek: :eek: :D


We've just got higher standards, that's all. :p

[OnceUGoMac]

Originally, it was Kissing, Fondling, Fingering, and Sex.
After Monicagate, Gen Y changed it to Kissing, Fondling, Oral, and Sex.
That's what I gather from talking to people from my generation and above and Gen Y.

[mkrishnan]

We've just got higher standards, that's all. :p

True, true, but then your cricket teammates catch it barehanded...we Americans definitely recommend using a glove unless you really know your teammates well! :D

Ahhhh, wasteland, wie ich liebe Dich.

[gwuMACaddict]

never know whats going to show up in the community section, eh?

i've always head to it refered to as the 4 F's...

why do you ask?

[goodtimes5]

why do you ask?

For future reference. Just one of the necessities of life, yknow.

[quackattack]

Funniest thread ever.

[stevietheb]

Us Australian play cricket, not baseball. So, we only have two bases:

1. Handshake

2. Crotch pummelling.Very special...hehe

[tpjunkie]

yeah, the four F's work well, especially as you can throw a sloppy in there to indicate oral activities as well.

[superbovine]

Funniest thread ever.


i am still laughing at the Crotch pummelling comment.

[kalisphoenix]

1st -- Kissing
2nd -- Fondling
3rd -- Sex
Home -- Her bringing you a beer and cleaning the house.

[CanadaRAM]

Largemouth, Smallmouth, Striped and Spotted

Oops sorry, that's the 4 Basses of love.

[CanadaRAM]

Data, Customer, Fan and Road

Fender Precision, Fender Jazz, Rickenbacker, and Double

Adenine, Thymine, Cytosine, and Guanine

NaOH, Mg(OH)2, KOH, NH4OH

Binary, decimal, octal, hexadecimal

[mkrishnan]

Largemouth, Smallmouth, Striped and Spotted

Oops sorry, that's the 4 Basses of love.

Damn, that's kinky! :eek: :o :D

[Abstract]

Kissing, sex, nagging, divorce. ;)

[mkrishnan]

Kissing, sex, nagging, divorce. ;)

Well, that's a sight better than:

Bumping into each other, obsessing, stalking, restraining order! :eek: ;) :D

[e²Studios]

Well, that's a sight better than:

Bumping into each other, obsessing, stalking, restraining order! :eek: ;) :D


Nothing says "I Love You" like a restraining order..

Ed