What's best - poker or porn?

[eebra82]

Okay, here goes.

1) You watch Jenna Jameson on your brand new Apple monitor and you haven't masturbated in five years.
2) Or how about you win $1,000 at some online poker room?

What would you choose? :P

[jsw]

Odd topic, but I'd choose the $1000 every time.

Especially because, barring paralysis, no way would it have been five years.

[Lacero]

1) This thread gets wastelanded.
2) You get banned.

I pick number 2.

[jsw]

Damn it. Too little sleep last night. Didn't notice the sig. Yup... bye bye.