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Thomas Veil
Sep 21, 2005, 11:03 AM
BEIJING (AP) — A rubber company in China has begun marketing condoms under the brand names Clinton and Lewinsky, apparently seeking to exploit the White House affair that led to the impeachment of America's 42nd president.

Spokesman Liu Wenhua of the Guangzhou Rubber Group said the company was handing out 100,000 free Clinton and Lewinsky condoms as part of a promotion to raise consumer awareness of its new products.

He said that after the promotion ends, the Clinton condoms will go on sale in southern China for 29.8 Yuan ($3.72) for a box of 12, while the Lewinsky model will be priced at 18.8 Yuan ($2.35) for the same quantity.

"The Clinton condom will be the top of our line," he said. "The Lewinsky condom is not quite as good."

Liu said the company had chosen to use the Clinton name because consumers viewed the former president as a responsible person, who would want to stress safe sex as an effective way to prevent the spread of the HIV virus.

"The names we chose are symbols of people who are responsible and dedicated to their jobs," he said. "I believe Bill Clinton cannot be unhappy about this because he's a very generous man." :rolleyes: x100

Not to mention, timing is everything when hitting the market. This product would have been a dumb idea five years ago, but now, it's both dumb and way too late.

Leak...er, I mean, Link (http://www.adelphia.net/news/read.php?id=12216236&ps=1018&cat=&cps=0)



jsw
Sep 21, 2005, 11:06 AM
"The Lewinsky condom is not quite as good."

I believe it's sized to fit over cigars....

~loserman~
Sep 21, 2005, 11:10 AM
:rolleyes: x100

Not to mention, timing is everything when hitting the market. This product would have been a dumb idea five years ago, but now, it's both dumb and way too late.

Leak...er, I mean, Link (http://www.adelphia.net/news/read.php?id=12216236&ps=1018&cat=&cps=0)

Na it's China.
No free press.
They may have just now heard about it.

katchow
Sep 21, 2005, 11:45 AM
Na it's China.
No free press.
They may have just now heard about it.

actually they're making some progress. their 'Exxon-Valdez' condom line just hit the market a couple of years ago.
:p

Don't panic
Sep 21, 2005, 12:02 PM
actually they're making some progress. their 'Exxon-Valdez' condom line just hit the market a couple of years ago.
:p
and it was a real disaster.
Not as bad as the Bobbit line, though.

~loserman~
Sep 21, 2005, 12:12 PM
actually they're making some progress. their 'Exxon-Valdez' condom line just hit the market a couple of years ago.
:p

I almost wet myself :D

katchow
Sep 21, 2005, 12:26 PM
and it was a real disaster.
Not as bad as the Bobbit line, though.

so bad that half of their marketing dept. got the axe.

where could this thread be expected to go? :rolleyes:

Deepdale
Sep 22, 2005, 05:16 AM
I believe it's sized to fit over cigars....

A good Havana deserves to be accessorized.

Abstract
Sep 22, 2005, 10:32 AM
actually they're making some progress. their 'Exxon-Valdez' condom line just hit the market a couple of years ago.
:p

Named so because it breaks? ;)

wrxguy
Sep 22, 2005, 10:39 AM
The LAST thing i want to think about when I'm about to have sex and putting on a condom is Bill Clinton or Monica Lewinsky ... i cringe at the thought

Don't panic
Sep 22, 2005, 10:56 AM
Named so because it breaks? ;)

causing very problematic spills

Abstract
Sep 22, 2005, 11:13 AM
Or maybe it's extra lubed up. ;)