Who is a Devientsexual Here ? [Archive]

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neildmitchell

Sep 28, 2005, 03:35 AM

Im just curious as to who here is a Devientsexual (Devient-Sexual)?
Are you having an affair with your ?desklamp? (or other non living being)

Have fun with this one guys & gals! :D Just run with it!

Lacero

Sep 28, 2005, 03:38 AM

WTF?

The opening in my couch. There, I said it.

TheMonarch

Sep 28, 2005, 03:38 AM

WTF?! :confused:

neildmitchell

Sep 28, 2005, 03:41 AM

WTF?

The opening in my couch. There, I said it.
LOL! You give a whole new meaning to couch surfing ! :D

neildmitchell

Sep 28, 2005, 03:46 AM

Im personally having mourning affairs with .......

OH man should I say it.....

My....

M...C

MY COFFEE MAKER!

THERE I SAID IT.

I wake up in the morning and its always there Hot & ready to give me what a man needs in the morning! RED HOT COFFEE!

TheMonarch

Sep 28, 2005, 03:47 AM

Grey Beard

Sep 28, 2005, 03:50 AM

Im just curious as to who here is a Devientsexual (Devient-Sexual)?
Are you having an affair with your ?!
Neil, not sure if this really counts, but I'm a self confessed deviantsexual and I've been having an affair with my iBook, but I'm nearly ready to start two timing him with an iMac too. He's a 20 incher, but that doesn't matter too much 'cause I've never been a size queen. Oh the thought of a mouse in my hand again instead to caressing a track pad.
Grey Beard

neildmitchell

Sep 28, 2005, 03:56 AM

Neil, not sure if this really counts, but I'm a self confessed deviantsexual and I've been having an affair with my iBook, but I'm nearly ready to start two timing him with an iMac too. He's a 20 incher, but that doesn't matter too much 'cause I've never been a size queen. Oh the thought of a mouse in my hand again instead to caressing a track pad.
Grey Beard
LOL! Does the thought of the warm glo of the screen keep you up all night.
The sleek curves of the mouse, fit your hand like it was made for it, as you slowly glide over the mouse pad, and it makes the pointer move into action! You click, and click some more, CLICK CLICK CLICK AHHHH! You open the document with care......
:D

Hey ! We could totally write for those cheap trashy romance novel companies!

Grey Beard

Sep 28, 2005, 04:11 AM

LOL! Does the thought of the warm glo of the screen keep you up all night. :D !
Hey, at my age and in my condition nothing can keep me up all night, not even viagra. Oh but the rhythmic pulsing of the sleep light.........
Grey Beard

mcadam

Sep 28, 2005, 04:58 AM

OOH, little funky dude,
you're sleek and smooth.
How could my fingers not
keep caressing you,
any time of day
and any time of night,
in the darkness of my pocket.
OOH, little green mini,
what did I do before...

A

mcadam

Sep 28, 2005, 05:21 AM

Apart Lacero and neildmitchell (respectively couch and coffeemaker)it seems that most people here are in fact:

iSexual

A

katie ta achoo

Sep 28, 2005, 06:31 AM

Apart Lacero and neildmitchell (respectively couch and coffeemaker)it seems that most people here are in fact:

iSexual

A

Ok, Ok!! I'll admit it.

I love you, PowerBook.

I'm not an iSexual, I'm a PowerSexual. I don't want any of that glossy white; it's alll llll about the BRUSHED METAL! OH YEA!!!

I can't get enough of that wonderful stuff (word for brushed metal that rhymes with "duff")!

Grey Beard

Sep 28, 2005, 06:53 AM

Ok, Ok!! I'll admit it.

I love you, PowerBook.

I'm not an iSexual, I'm a PowerSexual. I don't want any of that glossy white; it's alll llll about the BRUSHED METAL! OH YEA!!!

I can't get enough of that wonderful stuff (word for brushed metal that rhymes with "duff")!
Buff

DeSnousa

Sep 28, 2005, 07:00 AM

All right I have fallen for my sub, but she keeps on pushing me away ;)

katie ta achoo

Sep 28, 2005, 07:08 AM

Buff

Buff?
Does not compute.

dictionary.wdgt says... it's a leather thingiee. or a guy that's in shape.

Hmmm.

angelneo

Sep 28, 2005, 07:24 AM

Is there such a word? Deviantsexual? Out of curiosity, I did a right-click and "Search in Google", lo and behold....

katie ta achoo

Sep 28, 2005, 07:31 AM

Is there such a word? Deviantsexual? Out of curiosity, I did a right-click and "Search in Google", lo and behold....

:eek: MY EYES!

Google... sometimes I hate you for being so good.

/off to bathe in bleach
//you're coming too, powerbook
///my poor baby!