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katie ta achoo
Oct 4, 2005, 12:10 AM
Since I can totally see this turning into a huge flame-war-y thread, I figure I'd post it here first and save the mods a little trouble of moving it.

I did a quick searchydoo and nothing came up, so I thought I'd share...



...However, these propagandists aren’t just targeting the young. Take for example Apple Computers, makers of the popular Macintosh line of computers. The real operating system hiding under the newest version of the Macintosh operating system (MacOS X) is called… Darwin! That’s right, new Macs are based on Darwinism! While they currently don’t advertise this fact to consumers, it is well known among the computer elite, who are mostly Atheists and Pagans. Furthermore, the Darwin OS is released under an “Open Source” license, which is just another name for Communism. They try to hide all of this under a facade of shiny, “lickable” buttons, but the truth has finally come out: Apple Computers promote Godless Darwinism and Communism.

But is this really such a shock? Lets look for a moment at Apple Computers. Founded by long haired hippies, this company has consistently supported 60’s counter-cultural “values”. But there are even darker undertones to this company than most are aware of. Consider the name of the company and its logo: an apple with a bite taken out of it. This is clearly a reference to the Fall, when Adam and Eve were tempted with an apple by the serpent. It is now Apple Computers offering us temptation, thereby aligning themselves with the forces of darkness.

This company is well known for its cult-like following. It isn’t much of a stretch to say that it is a cult. Consider co-founder and leader Steve Jobs’ constant exhortation through advertising (i.e. mind control) that its followers should “think different”. We have to ask ourselves: “think different than whom or what?” The disturbing answer is that they want us to think different than our Christian upbringing, to reject all the values that we have been taught and to heed not the message of the Lord Jesus Christ!

Given the now obvious anti-Christian and cultish nature of Apple Computers, is it any wonder that they have decided to base their newest operating system on Darwinism? This just reaffirms the position that Darwinism is an inherently anti-Christian philosophy spread through propaganda and subliminal trickery, not a science as its brainwashed followers would have us believe.

Are Mac-heads really just brainwashed pawns of the human form of Lucifer himself, AKA Steve Jobs?

*scratches chin*

...Discuss! :)



leekohler
Oct 4, 2005, 12:14 AM
Is this a joke? You've got to be kidding, right? Good Lord, I was raised by people like this.

Thomas Veil
Oct 4, 2005, 12:16 AM
This has been posted a number of times. It's a put-on.

stoid
Oct 4, 2005, 12:16 AM
Yeah, this is a satire, it's been linked to before.

TheMonarch
Oct 4, 2005, 12:16 AM
LOLZ









***shifty eyes***

Thomas Veil
Oct 4, 2005, 12:20 AM
And apparently you're not the only one taking it seriously (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2002/04/22/apple_promotes_godless_darwinism/). :p

xsedrinam
Oct 4, 2005, 12:20 AM
About as old and believable as Numerology and Gates From Hell (http://egomania.nu/gates.html) I think Flip Wilson and "da devil made me do it" comes closer to both speculations.

iMeowbot
Oct 4, 2005, 12:21 AM
Oh, that thing! It used to be up at the Landover Baptist Church (http://landoverbaptist.org/) site (actually, one of their "sister churches"). Yes, it's a spoof.

leekohler
Oct 4, 2005, 12:22 AM
And here's the proof (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2002/04/22/apple_promotes_godless_darwinism/).

Thank you.

tristan
Oct 4, 2005, 03:55 AM
Ha! I can see how you were taken in, it's one of those things that's funny because it could be true. :o

mactastic
Oct 4, 2005, 09:13 AM
The search button is your friend! ;)

Zaid
Oct 4, 2005, 09:23 AM
Ha! I can see how you were taken in, it's one of those things that's funny because it could be true. :o

Which when you come to think about it is also rather scary. There are really people out there that are THAT stupid. :eek:

katie ta achoo
Oct 4, 2005, 10:40 AM
The search button is your friend! ;)


I searched and nothing came up for apple adam eve... Maybe it's a plot!

:p

and I thought someone was actually nuts enough to think this.. aie!

zimv20
Oct 4, 2005, 01:12 PM
and I thought someone was actually nuts enough to think this.. aie!
someone probably is. but the satirists beat them to the punch.

solvs
Oct 4, 2005, 06:49 PM
I think this is older than Katie. But it's still funny everytime I hear it.