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browserman
Oct 12, 2005, 01:54 PM
Provide a caption or a paragraph for these "Before and After" photos. (Relaxing fun )

How did the man in the LEFT photo turn into the man in the RIGHT photo?
What happened to him?
What is his story?
(the more ludicrous the better :D )
http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/O-050-0458.jpghttp://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/3321-000145.jpg

xraydoc
Oct 13, 2005, 11:53 PM
Mortimer and Randolph Duke made a bet...
http://teacherweb.ftl.pinecrest.edu/crawfor/apmacro/Trading/dukes.jpg

Sdashiki
Oct 14, 2005, 11:04 AM
They arent the same guy, thusly your proposal is moot.

stonyc
Oct 14, 2005, 11:14 AM
Provide a caption or a paragraph for these "Before and After" photos. (Relaxing fun )

How did the man in the LEFT photo turn into the man in the RIGHT photo?
What happened to him?
What is his story?
(the more ludicrous the better :D )
http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/O-050-0458.jpghttp://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/3321-000145.jpgThat's what you get when you combine equal parts Company Office Party, One Too Many Peach Kamikaze's, and One 17-Year Old Daughter of Company CEO.

Chundles
Oct 14, 2005, 11:31 AM
Yuppieman knew his secret identity was safe, nobody would ever suspect Joe Bloggs, the overweight, semi-retarded auto mechanic. By day he changed tyres - badly, but the people who knew him were ready to forgive that cause he was "a bit slow." By night, he was faster than the come-down off some rotten charlie, more powerful than Gordon Gekko, able to leap tall pimps in a single bound - he was YUPPIEMAN!!

Chundles
Oct 14, 2005, 11:32 AM
"The Apprentice" my arse!!

That Donald Trump is full of ***** man.

dornoforpyros
Oct 14, 2005, 01:02 PM
Before the morning starbucks latte,
http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/3321-000145.jpg
After the morning starbucks latte
http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/O-050-0458.jpg

jeremy.king
Oct 14, 2005, 01:29 PM
Upside Down in 90 Days.

Jeremy King
Staff Reporter

Guess you can't have your cake and eat it too...

Creamy Chrispy Donut Company CEO, John Important, was fired last Thursday after bitter divorce drove him to donut addiction where he singlehandedly consumed almost all of CCDC's bottom line.

Mr. Important of Springfield was sitting atop the donut kingdom until his adulturous wife decided to end the 26 year marriage, citing body odor as the cause. The bitter divorce precedings ended last May, with Mrs. Important - now known as Sugar Mama - being awarded $30 million including the shirt off of John's back.

Due to the loss of his nest egg and wife, John spiraled into a deep depression and began a donut consumption marathon which ultimately led to his dismisal from the CCDC.

John has since taken on odd jobs including an internship at the Topless Tire Shop (pictured above). Despite the turn for the worse, John was excited about starting over and has starting dating a blue haired stay at home mom, Marge. Asked about his recent decline, John simply replied "Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"

browserman
Oct 14, 2005, 09:40 PM
Upside Down in 90 Days.

Jeremy King
Staff Reporter

Guess you can't have your cake and eat it too...

Creamy Chrispy Donut Company CEO, John Important, was fired last Thursday after bitter divorce drove him to donut addiction where he singlehandedly consumed almost all of CCDC's bottom line.

Mr. Important of Springfield was sitting atop the donut kingdom until his adulturous wife decided to end the 26 year marriage, citing body odor as the cause. The bitter divorce precedings ended last May, with Mrs. Important - now known as Sugar Mama - being awarded $30 million including the shirt off of John's back.

Due to the loss of his nest egg and wife, John spiraled into a deep depression and began a donut consumption marathon which ultimately led to his dismisal from the CCDC.

John has since taken on odd jobs including an internship at the Topless Tire Shop (pictured above). Despite the turn for the worse, John was excited about starting over and has starting dating a blue haired stay at home mom, Marge. Asked about his recent decline, John simply replied "Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"

best one yet..... :)

browserman
Oct 14, 2005, 09:44 PM
They arent the same guy, thusly your proposal is moot.

Don't take it seriously. It's just harmless humor! ;) :)

browserman
Oct 14, 2005, 09:45 PM
Yuppieman knew his secret identity was safe, nobody would ever suspect Joe Bloggs, the overweight, semi-retarded auto mechanic. By day he changed tyres - badly, but the people who knew him were ready to forgive that cause he was "a bit slow." By night, he was faster than the come-down off some rotten charlie, more powerful than Gordon Gekko, able to leap tall pimps in a single bound - he was YUPPIEMAN!!

nice - especially By day he changed tyres - badly, but the people who knew him were ready to forgive that cause he was "a bit slow." :D

jsw
Oct 14, 2005, 09:48 PM
What happened to 90's tycoons who put all of their money into pets.com....

wdlove
Oct 15, 2005, 11:19 AM
Cute

http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/items891/1027.jpg

browserman
Oct 15, 2005, 02:39 PM
http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/O-050-0458.jpghttp://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/3321-000145.jpg

I'll toss in one of my own:

BEFORE: "I'm stopping at the Jones Brothers garage to pick up the Porsche. I used to know them in high school. What a bunch of losers; all four of them!

They were learning how to fix cars while I was named "Most Likely to Succeed". Now it's twenty years later and they own this crummy garage, and I am a $200,000 a year investment banker. My SOCKS cost more than they make in a day! But they do know engines!

When I dropped off the car they recognized me. They started joking. They said they always resented me back in high school. They told me they would find a way to bring me down off my high horse and turn me from an executive into a grease monkey!

ME! A GREASE MONKEY! In a $2,000 suit, $100 tie, cufflinks and Italian shoes! I asked them how they planned to do it? They said they would steal my wallet and my identity and take all of my savings and sell all my stocks; then they would ruin my credit; then they would take my car and office keys and my briefcase, take my suit and tie, and even take the Italian shoes right off my feet; then they would stuff me with junk food, teach me to talk like a Bubba and put me to work as their assistant.

They really put a lot of thought into this crazy joke!

I joked with then too, and told them I would never do menial work. What a bunch of jokers they are! What can you expect? Gotta go - I'm at the garage...."


AFTER: six months later: "They're using my Ferragamo wingtips for a spittoon. Some people wait a long time for revenge..."

SummerBreeze
Oct 15, 2005, 03:30 PM
Joe Yuppie lived a happy life until he found out that his ex-girlfriend was a member of an elite black-ops sector of the CIA. When he phoned her for a booty call aboard his yacht, she agreed. Unbeknownst to her, she had been followed by a group of Romanian spies who were trying to steal a top-secret technology: an implantable chip that allows you to play video games inside your brain, effectively letting anyone pretend to pay attention while actually trying to get Mario to the next level.

Joe had failed to satisfy his spy-ex Sadie by the time the Romanians showed up. Sadie had to knock out the Romanians whilst wearing sluttly red-lingerie while Joe watched in awe. When Joe told Sadie how much he had enjoyed the cat-fight, she slapped him because he was being inappropriate. They then rehashed all the fights they had had while they were together, and Sadie stormed away.

The next day, CIA operatives knocked on Joe's door and informed him that he had been seen by some really bad Romanian mafia dude, and that he would have to go into the witness protection program. "Don't worry," the operative said, "Sadie made a request for how to take care of you, you'll be just fine."

Six months later, Joe is now working at the Domingez Brother's Garage under the alias Carlos. At first he felt the position to be beneath him, but after repeated government brainwashings he's never felt better.

homerjward
Oct 15, 2005, 03:40 PM
what world of warcraft can do to a man...

ecche
Oct 15, 2005, 03:51 PM
http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/O-050-0458.jpghttp://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/3321-000145.jpg

"Darling, guess what, I got that fabulous job! I'll be 'turning the wheels of the industry' they said and I can start right away..."

browserman
Oct 15, 2005, 04:04 PM
Joe Yuppie lived a happy life until he found out that his ex-girlfriend was a member of an elite black-ops sector of the CIA. When he phoned her for a booty call aboard his yacht, she agreed. Unbeknownst to her, she had been followed by a group of Romanian spies who were trying to steal a top-secret technology: an implantable chip that allows you to play video games inside your brain, effectively letting anyone pretend to pay attention while actually trying to get Mario to the next level.

Joe had failed to satisfy his spy-ex Sadie by the time the Romanians showed up. Sadie had to knock out the Romanians whilst wearing sluttly red-lingerie while Joe watched in awe. When Joe told Sadie how much he had enjoyed the cat-fight, she slapped him because he was being inappropriate. They then rehashed all the fights they had had while they were together, and Sadie stormed away.

The next day, CIA operatives knocked on Joe's door and informed him that he had been seen by some really bad Romanian mafia dude, and that he would have to go into the witness protection program. "Don't worry," the operative said, "Sadie made a request for how to take care of you, you'll be just fine."

Six months later, Joe is now working at the Domingez Brother's Garage under the alias Carlos. At first he felt the position to be beneath him, but after repeated government brainwashings he's never felt better.

Ha, ha :D

This is great: At first he felt the position to be beneath him, but after repeated government brainwashings he's never felt better. Joe the suited yuppie becomes Carlos the grease monkey, and he likes it! - our government can do anything!

I can see the brainwashing sessions: "You never wore expensive suits. You never went to college. What gucci shoes? What condo? Repeat after me, Carlos...." :eek:

browserman
Oct 15, 2005, 04:05 PM
"Darling, guess what, I got that fabulous job! I'll be 'turning the wheels of the industry' they said and I can start right away..."

chuckle :) I would like to see the job interview. :D

w_parietti22
Oct 15, 2005, 05:22 PM
http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/3321-000145.jpg
Before Switching to a Mac ^^^
http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/O-050-0458.jpg
After Switching to a Mac ^^^

:p

browserman
Oct 15, 2005, 09:49 PM
http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/O-050-0458.jpghttp://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/3321-000145.jpg

BEFORE: Alexander Smythe, corporate executive and Ivy League graduate, was confident, happy, successful - but he had one problem. He had been hearing a voice in his head for years.

It was the voice of his inner bubba.

He did his best to ignore it, to drown it out, but each day he felt it coming after him - trying to destroy his identity and take over his mind.

"You know you ain't got a chance, suit boy" said the voice. "You ain't meant for this high and mighty job or those fancy clothes or that stupid high-class attitude. I'm gonna take you over and make you the man you're meant to be - a Joe Sixpack...so just give up!"

Alexander Smythe struggled against the voice. He did his best, until finally, one day...he drove up to an auto body shop....

AFTER: ....and gave up.

jeffzoom
Oct 16, 2005, 09:48 PM
Provide a caption or a paragraph for these "Before and After" photos. (Relaxing fun )

How did the man in the LEFT photo turn into the man in the RIGHT photo?
What happened to him?
What is his story?
(the more ludicrous the better :D )
http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/O-050-0458.jpghttp://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/3321-000145.jpg



thats what happened when he started watching Lost......

Phat_Pat
Oct 16, 2005, 10:36 PM
Provide a caption or a paragraph for these "Before and After" photos. (Relaxing fun )

How did the man in the LEFT photo turn into the man in the RIGHT photo?
What happened to him?
What is his story?
(the more ludicrous the better :D )
http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/O-050-0458.jpghttp://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/3321-000145.jpg
Hookers cost alot of money, and when they slip things into your beer you get the munchies. When your mug appears of CNN for a federal offense that you committed when you had the munchies and you are locked in a room for 3 years without the ability of any exercise you gain alot of weight.

He's stealing those tires by the way. With a few cuts they'll make a good roof for that dumpster

cgratti
Oct 20, 2005, 02:39 PM
Provide a caption or a paragraph for these "Before and After" photos. (Relaxing fun )

How did the man in the LEFT photo turn into the man in the RIGHT photo?
What happened to him?
What is his story?
(the more ludicrous the better :D )
http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/O-050-0458.jpghttp://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/3321-000145.jpg

I used to work at ENRON.

Or

Bill Gates in 2005 and Bill again in 2007 after releasing Longhorn.

cheekyspanky
Oct 20, 2005, 02:50 PM
Herpes: The real life truth.

(That's a Mark II Vauxhall Astra/Opel Kadett on the ramp just in case anyone was wondering..)

XNine
Oct 20, 2005, 02:51 PM
http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/3321-000145.jpg
"Having a tough day without your Starbucks beverage?"

http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/O-050-0458.jpg
"Turn your day around with our new Grande Latte' Enima!?"

2nyRiggz
Oct 20, 2005, 04:41 PM
look what trimspa can do for you!!

just ask anna nicole!

browserman
Oct 20, 2005, 04:46 PM
Herpes: The real life truth.

(That's a Mark II Vauxhall Astra/Opel Kadett on the ramp just in case anyone was wondering..)

Good eye! ;)

wdlove
Oct 20, 2005, 07:09 PM
http://www.funmansion.com/images/33.gif

watcher2001
Oct 20, 2005, 10:05 PM
what world of warcraft can do to a man...
ROTFLMAO

Three of the five people I supervise play WOW and I have to sit here all night and listen to them ramble on and on and on.. I can see how it would ruin your life.

wdlove
Oct 23, 2005, 04:49 PM
Better Lips

http://www.firstimpressionlips.com/firstimpression/FI01/images/randy_lips2.jpg

dcv
Oct 23, 2005, 05:32 PM
http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/O-050-0458.jpghttp://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/3321-000145.jpg

* I guess this is why you shouldn't try to reinvent the wheel *

jcarm24
Oct 28, 2005, 08:32 AM
Provide a caption or a paragraph for these "Before and After" photos. (Relaxing fun )

How did the man in the LEFT photo turn into the man in the RIGHT photo?
What happened to him?
What is his story?
(the more ludicrous the better :D )
http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/O-050-0458.jpghttp://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/3321-000145.jpg

Suzy, cancel my afternoon appointments....I feel like Atlantic City tonight

wdlove
Oct 31, 2005, 04:04 PM
David Letterman Costumes

http://wwwimage.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/newsletter/images_blue/ls_newsletter_museum_frame_halloween.jpg

browserman
Nov 4, 2005, 11:28 PM
Suzy, cancel my afternoon appointments....I feel like Atlantic City tonight

:D :D

jamesW135
Nov 16, 2005, 06:38 PM
Provide a caption or a paragraph for these "Before and After" photos. (Relaxing fun )

How did the man in the LEFT photo turn into the man in the RIGHT photo?
What happened to him?
What is his story?
(the more ludicrous the better :D )
http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/O-050-0458.jpghttp://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/3321-000145.jpg


Attacked?

Chip NoVaMac
Nov 16, 2005, 07:02 PM
Before "Hey, honey! Remember I was worried about the meeting today? Well, thanks to the new tax cuts and such - well my job was outsourced; but they said they had a position elsewhere in the area".

After "Just three more years, till I get my revenge!"

xsedrinam
Nov 16, 2005, 08:19 PM
Before: Hey, ya, Apple's dumped IBM for an Intel chip. Ya! Right! I told you they were nuts. Sell all Apple stock, immediately. Buy 2000 Round Lots of Microsoft. I can't wait for Longhorn! WooT, we're gonna be...
After ......Pwnnneeeed.

browserman
Nov 18, 2005, 12:54 PM
ha! :)

browserman
Jul 2, 2006, 04:55 PM
Before: Hey, ya, Apple's dumped IBM for an Intel chip. Ya! Right! I told you they were nuts. Sell all Apple stock, immediately. Buy 2000 Round Lots of Microsoft. I can't wait for Longhorn! WooT, we're gonna be...
After ......Pwnnneeeed.

Checked on this after a LOOOOOONG time - clever work :)

quigleybc
Jul 3, 2006, 06:58 PM
David Letterman Costumes

http://wwwimage.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/newsletter/images_blue/ls_newsletter_museum_frame_halloween.jpg



The estranged "third" Medendez twin is discovered living the life of a cowboy...