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browserman
Oct 19, 2005, 08:31 PM
http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_steps.jpg

EJBasile
Oct 19, 2005, 09:06 PM
Be sure to move your hands.

jimsowden
Oct 19, 2005, 09:12 PM
I always knew you were crazy, but now i can see your nuts.

Chaszmyr
Oct 19, 2005, 09:13 PM
Why step on a ladder when you can step on a person?

Laser47
Oct 19, 2005, 10:04 PM
"Here step on my fingers so you can reach higher"

Deepdale
Oct 19, 2005, 10:16 PM
"Never again will I place an ad in the paper seeking a unique experience that would send shivers down to my fingertips."

OutThere
Oct 19, 2005, 10:24 PM
"Don't worry the test for osteoporosis will be over in just a moment."

:eek:

dmw007
Oct 19, 2005, 10:31 PM
"Don't worry the test for osteoporosis will be over in just a moment."

:eek:

Wow, that was great. Thanks for the laugh! :D :D :D

jsw
Oct 19, 2005, 10:35 PM
*** singing ***

I am the wind beneath your wingtips....

Deepdale
Oct 19, 2005, 10:47 PM
"Stop complaining ... you said you wanted something cheaper than acupuncture."

2nyRiggz
Oct 20, 2005, 12:19 AM
I'm i going or coming?




Bless.

Prelude2Tragedy
Oct 20, 2005, 01:16 AM
"Jeez, someone over exaggerated the stairway to heaven."

SummerBreeze
Oct 20, 2005, 03:31 AM
Hurry up! It's my turn on the slide next!

Orlando Furioso
Oct 20, 2005, 04:03 AM
"Can we move past the foreplay now?"

iSaint
Oct 20, 2005, 08:05 AM
Once again, Stretch Man met himself coming where he should be going.

Hoef
Oct 20, 2005, 08:07 AM
Quick, get another pair of hands, I still can't reach the cookie jar

grapes911
Oct 20, 2005, 08:25 AM
1. Darn-it. I have a person stuck to my shoes.

2. Are you sure you only weigh 195?

3. What did you think I meant when I said I was going to use your fingers?

4. Nice watch.

watcher2001
Oct 20, 2005, 08:30 AM
Do you mind, I am trying to climb here..

Raid
Oct 20, 2005, 10:33 AM
http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_steps.jpg
1. Who says you have to step on peoples toes to climb the corportate ladder?

2. Hey! These are not a step!!!

3. How many executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4. Thank you Jenkins, I couldn't risk damaging the ladder with all this sandpaper on my soles.

jsw
Oct 20, 2005, 10:45 AM
Once again, Stretch Man met himself coming where he should be going.
:D

iAlan
Oct 20, 2005, 10:53 AM
Q: What's harder to get off your shoes than gum?
A: Limbs.

Dagless
Oct 20, 2005, 10:57 AM
"oh dearest you stood in human again"

wdlove
Oct 20, 2005, 11:22 AM
I need to get a better grip or I'm going to fall.

browserman
Oct 20, 2005, 05:02 PM
1. Who says you have to step on peoples toes to climb the corportate ladder?

2. Hey! These are not a step!!!

3. How many executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4. Thank you Jenkins, I couldn't risk damaging the ladder with all this sandpaper on my soles.

:D

browserman
Oct 20, 2005, 05:02 PM
Q: What's harder to get off your shoes than gum?
A: Limbs.

good one ;)

.:*Robot Boy*:.
Oct 20, 2005, 06:03 PM
"Well, this is the most painful hand-job I've ever experienced"


:rolleyes:

jcarm24
Oct 24, 2005, 08:01 PM
"Finally something black stepping all over the white man"

wdlove
Oct 24, 2005, 09:54 PM
Someone should post a new picture to keep this thread active. A lot of fun so far.

Les Kern
Oct 24, 2005, 10:11 PM
"The Bush administration climbs into the bunker above the oval office. They try to keep Rove below to fend off the hourde. 'Arbeit macht frei, turdblossom".

montom
Oct 24, 2005, 10:34 PM
Ancient Chinese Wisdom say: "Man who climb ladder in closed universe step on his own finger"

OutThere
Oct 24, 2005, 11:17 PM
Let's start anew, shall we? :)


http://img481.imageshack.us/img481/5716/fishing3nh.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

njstaffer
Oct 25, 2005, 11:42 AM
Can we say "Redneck"

wdlove
Oct 25, 2005, 11:43 AM
"This is my favorite hole."

grapes911
Oct 25, 2005, 02:35 PM
Will fish for food.

jcarm24
Oct 26, 2005, 12:53 AM
1) You should have seen him crabbing in the bathtub

2) At least it keeps the Black Knight at bay

grapes911
Oct 26, 2005, 10:12 AM
No new captions in about 9 hours. Sounds like time for a new pic.

yellow
Oct 26, 2005, 10:19 AM
Man, the sun was HOT today.. I think I got a little cooked.

tsaxer
Oct 26, 2005, 10:57 AM
"So I told them, only if it's artistic."

jcarm24
Oct 28, 2005, 08:35 AM
Yet another way to classify white and dark meat

tsaxer
Oct 28, 2005, 11:43 AM
It's been stale for a couple of days, so mind if I chande direction?
http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/dangerous_dog.jpg

grapes911
Oct 28, 2005, 11:51 AM
Bet you'll never tell Fido to beg for a treat again.

zarathustra
Oct 28, 2005, 12:00 PM
It's been stale for a couple of days, so mind if I chande direction?
http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/dangerous_dog.jpg

Gunter, the German shepherd has a brief flashback to a previous life - Lights, flickered, books burned and a funny man with a funny moustache was shouting. It was all gone in a flash, but he never dared sit in THAT seat again.

JesseJames
Oct 28, 2005, 12:14 PM
For the original post pic.

"Welcome to Corporate America."

jcarm24
Oct 28, 2005, 12:25 PM
McGruff the Crime Dog's promotion

ibook30
Oct 28, 2005, 12:44 PM
1. US Military desperate for new recruits- any species.

2. Dog fight?

3. Fido knows how to get a bone.....

iPhil
Oct 28, 2005, 12:52 PM
I got a Bigger Gun than you. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


iphil

camomac
Oct 28, 2005, 01:25 PM
Yet another way to classify white and dark meat

"yeah i'm half black, no... just the bottom half"

monkeydo_jb
Oct 28, 2005, 02:24 PM
For the original pic:

"That guy has such soulful fingers."

ecche
Oct 28, 2005, 02:59 PM
pic 1: (movie still from music video ) "These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you."

pic 2: "Damn, I gotta make the hole a bit wider to get the marlin out..."

pic 3: For every 20,000 eggs laid Henrietta's company throws in a 2 week holiday in Miami.

pic 4: They call them ' The Dogs of War' and they are the only ones to stop the invasion from The Planet of the Cats!

ecche
Oct 28, 2005, 03:03 PM
http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/dangerous_dog.jpg

"no one, I repeat NO ONE, sniffs at my behind!"

wdlove
Oct 28, 2005, 05:45 PM
"Nobody messes with me, I'm in full control."

jcarm24
Oct 29, 2005, 11:14 AM
"yeah i'm half black, no... just the bottom half"
Steve Martin?

carpe diem
Oct 29, 2005, 11:26 AM
Do you mind

maya
Oct 29, 2005, 11:34 AM
"Stepping on your own fingers." Looks like the guy has the special power of Mr. Fantastic. ;) :)

tsaxer
Oct 29, 2005, 12:26 PM
Keeping with the animal theme:
http://www.mypkhome.com/cat-dog/cat-dog-28.jpg

BTW: 100th post!!!!

w_parietti22
Oct 29, 2005, 01:09 PM
Keeping with the animal theme:
http://www.mypkhome.com/cat-dog/cat-dog-28.jpg

BTW: 100th post!!!!

"The Food Chain"

wdlove
Oct 29, 2005, 01:32 PM
Keeping with the animal theme:
http://www.mypkhome.com/cat-dog/cat-dog-28.jpg

BTW: 100th post!!!!

"Well don't we look very cool and dapper."

the next reviva
Oct 30, 2005, 03:35 PM
*raises Men in Black memory swipers*... 100th!

jcarm24
Oct 31, 2005, 01:49 PM
New Pick...........
33854

iPhil
Oct 31, 2005, 01:55 PM
New Pick...........
33854


Stupid? with no waxpaper to protect the cutting board :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

tsaxer
Oct 31, 2005, 02:21 PM
This is how to make fatback

grapes911
Nov 1, 2005, 04:28 PM
Some people will circumcise anything.

tsaxer
Nov 4, 2005, 12:10 PM
well, I'll try to keep it alive (sorry 'bout the size)
http://wiw.org/~corey/beijing/sights/funny/weird-traffic-light-1024x768.JPG

yellow
Nov 4, 2005, 12:30 PM
Stupid traffic lights.. probably made in Taiwan.

browserman
Nov 4, 2005, 11:26 PM
What happened to my thread?! :eek:

Funny :D

Raid
Nov 4, 2005, 11:43 PM
This is what happens when you get quantum physicists designing a simple switch ... on, off, both???

wdlove
Nov 5, 2005, 01:33 PM
This is nice for a quiet Sunday ride.

jamesW135
Nov 21, 2005, 07:08 PM
interesting

MankieApple
Nov 22, 2005, 05:46 PM
Egg Fried Rice?

browserman
Dec 9, 2005, 09:32 PM
http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/Untitled-1%20copy.jpg

The old ball and chain...

iPhil
Dec 10, 2005, 08:30 AM
http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/Untitled-1%20copy.jpg

The old ball and chain...


Dead-end Career?

browserman
Apr 1, 2006, 10:05 PM
Another ordinary photo begging for a ridiculous caption ;) :)

http://www.thespoof.com/picstore/animalsnature/ACF4523_a.jpg

jadekitty24
Apr 1, 2006, 10:41 PM
"Does this outfit make my butt look big???"

me_94501
Apr 2, 2006, 12:40 AM
Former Intel employees down on their luck.

iPhil
Apr 2, 2006, 08:32 AM
Is this shade of yellow slimming on me ? ;) :p

redAPPLE
Apr 2, 2006, 09:14 AM
"Finally something black stepping all over the white man"

*lol*

sorry, i ain't so quippy today.

Electro Funk
Apr 2, 2006, 10:29 AM
http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_steps.jpg

After this will you put on the spiked stillettos and kick me in the groin?

Les Kern
Apr 2, 2006, 10:34 AM
When reaching for the top, crush those below you - Paid For By Corporate America

jamesW135
May 17, 2006, 06:40 PM
The old ball and chain...


"It fell out."

imac abuser
May 17, 2006, 06:44 PM
climbing that corporate ladder

on top steve jobs on bottum bill gates ;)

emmawu
May 17, 2006, 06:51 PM
For the first one "The same people you meet on the way up, you meet on the way down"

Felldownthewell
May 17, 2006, 06:56 PM
http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/Untitled-1%20copy.jpg

The old ball and chain...

I knew Enron was a bad career choice!