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Oct 27, 2005, 05:58 PM
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Link: iPod Porn Now Available (http://www.macbytes.com/link.php?sid=20051027185810)

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mpw
Oct 27, 2005, 06:03 PM
...iPod Porn Now Available...

mmmm...1000 breasts in your pocket!:D

katie ta achoo
Oct 27, 2005, 06:10 PM
'bout time.

I mean..
uhh..
:innocent:

dubbz
Oct 27, 2005, 06:12 PM
What? No samples? Stupid article.

katie ta achoo
Oct 27, 2005, 06:15 PM
What? No samples? Stupid article.

You want a 30-second preview like on iTunes?

Chacala_Nayarit
Oct 27, 2005, 06:15 PM
Anybody could convert their porn videos to the iPod format using Mac the Ripper, HandBrake, Quicktime Pro, et cetera. :D

winmacguy
Oct 27, 2005, 06:16 PM
Let the wisecracks begin!:p :D ( ok they started about 5 posts back:rolleyes: )

mpw
Oct 27, 2005, 06:17 PM
You want a 30-second preview like on iTunes?
Is that an offer Katie?:D

stoid
Oct 27, 2005, 06:21 PM
Is that an offer Katie?:D

I'd be careful there pal, she's only 17. Depending on what country you're in, that could land you in serious trouble! :eek:

katie ta achoo
Oct 27, 2005, 06:21 PM
Is that an offer Katie?:D


I dunno, I don't work for these companies.

Hmm... if I were CFO of a porno operation, I wonder what kind of benefits I would get...

/retirement$
//awesome stock options
///Haaaa yes!

katie ta achoo
Oct 27, 2005, 06:24 PM
I'd be careful there pal, she's only 17. Depending on what country you're in, that could land you in serious trouble! :eek:


and word; check back in 6 months.
(widget says 13^2 days. I put it in this form so mpw wouldn't giggle when he saw the number. it's for his own safety.)

...actually, my widget isn't until my 18th, it's for until I'm buying AppleCare! It's 2 weeks before my warranty runs out.

winmacguy
Oct 27, 2005, 06:24 PM
Is that an offer Katie?:D
Geez I hope so;) :p

winmacguy
Oct 27, 2005, 06:26 PM
I'd be careful there pal, she's only 17. Depending on what country you're in, that could land you in serious trouble! :eek:
16 is the legal age of consent in NZ:D

katie ta achoo
Oct 27, 2005, 06:27 PM
16 is the legal age of consent in NZ:D

Stop that smiling!

and put those eyebrows back down!

mpw
Oct 27, 2005, 06:33 PM
I'd be careful there pal, she's only 17. Depending on what country you're in, that could land you in serious trouble! :eek:
Age of consent in Vienna's 14years old. When is that trip of your Katie?

dubbz
Oct 27, 2005, 06:35 PM
Age of consent in Vienna's 14years old. When is that trip of your Katie?

:eek:

stoid
Oct 27, 2005, 06:38 PM
Age of consent in Vienna's 14years old. When is that trip of your Katie?

14?!? Some kids haven't even hit puberty yet! :eek:

katie ta achoo
Oct 27, 2005, 06:39 PM
Age of consent in Vienna's 14years old. When is that trip of your Katie?


March. *points to sig*
and stop that!

*slaps wrist with ruler*

/points to sig again
//taps sig
///AH! I BROKE MY LCD!
////AppleCare'd?

winmacguy
Oct 27, 2005, 06:39 PM
Age of consent in Vienna's 14years old. When is that trip of your Katie?
14 is indecent!:eek:

mpw
Oct 27, 2005, 06:44 PM
March. *points to sig*
and stop that!

*slaps wrist with ruler*

/points to sig again
//taps sig
///AH! I BROKE MY LCD!
////AppleCare'd?

'sig' is also my wife's nick-name for her...oh never-mind.

I tried the link in your sig and just got a server error message.?

SuperSnake2012
Oct 27, 2005, 06:44 PM
mmmm...1000 breasts in your pocket!:D
I like the sound of that :D

solvs
Oct 27, 2005, 06:47 PM
14 is indecent!:eek:
Not if you're 15. ;) Me being 28, yes, 14 would be wrong. Actually, even 18 is still kinda wrong. 19's ok. :p

katie ta achoo
Oct 27, 2005, 06:51 PM
'sig' is also my wife's nick-name for her...oh never-mind.

I tried the link in your sig and just got a server error message.?



Nope.
Try again.
With a larger amount.
:D

/I KEED!
//get back on topic, y'all!
///sorry. I'm like.. an off-topic magnet.
////I'll leave now.

plinkoman
Oct 27, 2005, 06:52 PM
it may be time for me to get a new iPod...

winmacguy
Oct 27, 2005, 07:00 PM
Very dodgy 'Mac related' topic this if i do say so myself:eek:

jsw
Oct 27, 2005, 07:02 PM
Nope.
Try again.
With a larger amount.
:D
Yeah, I've found that you need to donate at least $0.05. Damn thing won't accept less. Took me five tries to figure that out....

dubbz
Oct 27, 2005, 07:05 PM
So... iPod porn... iPod Socks... hmmm...

katie ta achoo
Oct 27, 2005, 07:05 PM
Yeah, I've found that you need to donate at least $0.05. Damn thing won't accept less. Took me five tries to figure that out....


First you imply that I'm worth $5/hr and now you're telling me that I should cost less than five cents?

/rips up postcard
//or.. will rip it up in March.
///paypal takes 1.2% and 39 cents.
////*sigh* it's a business. I can deal.

jsw
Oct 27, 2005, 07:13 PM
First you imply that I'm worth $5/hr and now you're telling me that I should cost less than five cents?

/rips up postcard
//or.. will rip it up in March.
///paypal takes 1.2% and 39 cents.
////*sigh* it's a business. I can deal.I NEVER implied you were worth $5/hour. I implied you were giving me a great deal, charging only $5/hour. A lot for a wife to charge, but still...

And I was implying 500 hours of... professional help.

And I just paid $0.05 at a time to see how many emails I'd get back. Now I see I need to spend at least $0.40 for you to break even... so I'll send $0.45. Will that get me a "thank you"?

jsw
Oct 27, 2005, 07:15 PM
rips up postcard
And, by the way... how is it that you already have a postcard... one which supposedly was going to come from Vienna?

** moves finger away from "Submit Payment" button **

DaPt
Oct 27, 2005, 07:17 PM
Age of consent in Vienna's 14years old. When is that trip of your Katie?

Just to put things right, 14 isn't the age of consent any more here in Vienna. The age has been changed to 16 for everybody, since the former law was discriminating against homosexuals, who's age of consent used to be 18.

katie ta achoo
Oct 27, 2005, 07:19 PM
And I just paid $0.05 at a time to see how many emails I'd get back. Now I see I need to spend at least $0.40 for you to break even... so I'll send $0.45. Will that get me a "thank you"?

I'll tell my robot to do it.

and that's 1.2% + 39 cents PER TRANSACTION.
You'd be making me lose money, you punk!

/SUPPLY AND DEMAND!
//Hmmm...
///buys 3 iPods
////preloads them with porn
/////????
//////PROFIT!

jsw
Oct 27, 2005, 07:20 PM
I'll tell my robot to do it.

and that's 1.2% + 39 cents PER TRANSACTION.
You'd be making me lose money, you punk!

/SUPPLY AND DEMAND!
//Hmmm...
///buys 3 iPods
////preloads them with porn
/////????
//////PROFIT!You wouldn't lose money at $0.45/donation. You'd make a nickel. And given that you're using bogus postcards, I don't feel bad about it.

And who are the iPods for?

DaPt
Oct 27, 2005, 07:25 PM
Maybe the next special iPod edition is not gonna be the rumored "Madonna-iPod", but e.g. a "Jenna Jameson"-Edition, with all movies preloaded ;-)

jsw
Oct 27, 2005, 07:27 PM
Maybe the next special iPod edition is not gonna be the rumored "Madonna-iPod", but e.g. a "Jenna Jameson"-Edition, with all movies preloaded ;-)
Cool. I'll buy one then because, by definition, it would be cheap. ;)

katie ta achoo
Oct 27, 2005, 07:28 PM
You wouldn't lose money at $0.45/donation. You'd make a nickel. And given that you're using bogus postcards, I don't feel bad about it.

And who are the iPods for?

the ??? contained:
obtaining rights to sell the pics on the iPod
and then
selling them all on eBay.

and DaPt that's a brilliant marketing move!

mpw
Oct 27, 2005, 07:29 PM
Just to put things right, 14 isn't the age of consent any more here in Vienna. The age has been changed to 16 for everybody, since the former law was discriminating against homosexuals, who's age of consent used to be 18.
But judge I read it on the internet! Damn lying Austrian prostitution website
:mad:

winmacguy
Oct 27, 2005, 07:39 PM
Might have to read this when I get home tonight. Too hard to keep a straight face:rolleyes: ;)

sethypoo
Oct 27, 2005, 07:50 PM
Might have to read this when I get home tonight. Too hard to keep a straight face:rolleyes: ;)

I know, this is hilarious.

I don't do much posting on the boards anymore, I want to get back "into it," but sometimes sitting back and just reading is fun.

DaPt
Oct 27, 2005, 07:53 PM
But judge I read it on the internet! Damn lying Austrian prostitution website
:mad:

The change was made only a year or two ago. Our conservative government had refused to alter the law until they were forced to by the Austrian Sepreme Court.

For prostitution, there's an even higher age limit of 18 nowadays.

winmacguy
Oct 27, 2005, 08:06 PM
I know, this is hilarious.

I don't do much posting on the boards anymore, I want to get back "into it," but sometimes sitting back and just reading is fun.
Yeh its a bugger reading it at work;) :rolleyes:
I do more submitting (including this article) but have started posting more as well.

winmacguy
Oct 27, 2005, 08:12 PM
the ??? contained:
obtaining rights to sell the pics on the iPod
and then
selling them all on eBay.

and DaPt that's a brilliant marketing move!
Great business idea!

cb911
Oct 27, 2005, 08:21 PM
LOL :D

bring the Jenna Jameson Limited Edition iPod!!

winmacguy
Oct 27, 2005, 08:48 PM
LOL :D

bring the Jenna Jameson Limited Edition iPod!!
if you thought the Shuffle sold out fast, you aint seen nuthin yet!:D

dejo
Oct 27, 2005, 08:59 PM
bring the Jenna Jameson Limited Edition iPod!!

Hope it comes with two click-wheels...

DaPt
Oct 27, 2005, 09:04 PM
Hope it comes with two click-wheels...

LOL :D

A very special christmas present.

winmacguy
Oct 27, 2005, 09:09 PM
LOL :D

bring the Jenna Jameson Limited Edition iPod!!
I might be up for some of those:eek:

winmacguy
Oct 27, 2005, 09:26 PM
I'll tell my robot to do it.

and that's 1.2% + 39 cents PER TRANSACTION.
You'd be making me lose money, you punk!

/SUPPLY AND DEMAND!
//Hmmm...
///buys 3 iPods
////preloads them with porn
/////????
//////PROFIT!
you could trial with a podcast to gage viewer feed back;)

TrenchMouth
Oct 27, 2005, 09:32 PM
So... iPod porn... iPod Socks... hmmm...

alright...see...now that is funny...

Whyren
Oct 27, 2005, 09:39 PM
alright...see...now that is funny...

There are about a hundred iPod case names that could be fodder for this...iSkins, TuffWrapz...not to mention all the silicone ones.

winmacguy
Oct 27, 2005, 10:13 PM
This would be one of the funniest forums I have seen for a while.

TwitchOSX
Oct 27, 2005, 10:45 PM
Yes this is a good read. Reminds me of the posts I was just reading on Fark. To the guy that said he is 28 and 18 would feel wrong but 19 is ok.. WTF? 18 here in the states is pretty much the standard on "legal".. wtf? Chicks are all tight in more ways than one when they are 18 (most of em) AND legal. Why is 19 ok.. but 18 not? My ex was 28 when I hooked up with her. Bout 8 years older than me at that time. No problems and she was great in bed. Anywho.. I really want a iPod video. I have tons of stuff I can uh.. download to it.. er upload? not sure on that one. Just dont want to "clog" up the scroll wheel. Although, I have yet to mess up a keyboard. Although...

http://www.neoliquid.com/damnit.gif

neocell
Oct 28, 2005, 12:08 AM
Yes this is a good read. Reminds me of the posts I was just reading on Fark. To the guy that said he is 28 and 18 would feel wrong but 19 is ok.. WTF? 18 here in the states is pretty much the standard on "legal".. wtf? Chicks are all tight in more ways than one when they are 18 (most of em) AND legal. Why is 19 ok.. but 18 not? My ex was 28 when I hooked up with her. Bout 8 years older than me at that time. No problems and she was great in bed. Anywho.. I really want a iPod video. I have tons of stuff I can uh.. download to it.. er upload? not sure on that one. Just dont want to "clog" up the scroll wheel. Although, I have yet to mess up a keyboard. Although...

http://www.neoliquid.com/damnit.gif
Eww that's nasty





Gigidy, gigidy, gigidy

Dark
Oct 28, 2005, 12:47 AM
^^That makes me want to vomit.



Oh boy I cant wait untill Christmas:D !

winmacguy
Oct 28, 2005, 01:53 AM
Yes this is a good read. Reminds me of the posts I was just reading on Fark. To the guy that said he is 28 and 18 would feel wrong but 19 is ok.. WTF? 18 here in the states is pretty much the standard on "legal".. wtf? Chicks are all tight in more ways than one when they are 18 (most of em) AND legal. Why is 19 ok.. but 18 not? My ex was 28 when I hooked up with her. Bout 8 years older than me at that time. No problems and she was great in bed. Anywho.. I really want a iPod video. I have tons of stuff I can uh.. download to it.. er upload? not sure on that one. Just dont want to "clog" up the scroll wheel. Although, I have yet to mess up a keyboard. Although...

http://www.neoliquid.com/damnit.gif
hope that is not what I think it is, because if it is then that is the scariest pic I have ever seen posted on a Macbytes forum post:eek:
Some people, sheesh!:rolleyes: Very interesting forum topic though, even if I did post the initial link:D

Edit: Makes me think though, if someone has to do THAT on their keyboard, I think they need to get out more and have a life;) :rolleyes:

I must admit that there is something to be said about dating an older woman;)

You want a 30-second preview like on iTunes?
Sounds like a good place to start katie, I am sure you could drum up some business:D

Stop that smiling!

and put those eyebrows back down!
I dont think my eyebrows were ever raised;)

DaPt
Oct 28, 2005, 02:31 AM
Eww that's nasty





Gigidy, gigidy, gigidy

Well I guess Windows-Users love their computer in a different way.

Stridder44
Oct 28, 2005, 03:05 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v114/raidei/HIT_IT.jpg

redAPPLE
Oct 28, 2005, 05:22 AM
I'll tell my robot to do it.

and that's 1.2% + 39 cents PER TRANSACTION.
You'd be making me lose money, you punk!

/SUPPLY AND DEMAND!
//Hmmm...
///buys 3 iPods
////preloads them with porn
/////????
//////PROFIT!


AAAAAAAHHHHH. WTFks going on? i think i'm lost in this thread!!!

Marky_Mark
Oct 28, 2005, 06:45 AM
if you thought the Shuffle sold out fast, you aint seen nuthin yet!:D

Maybe Apple should rechristen the video iPod as the 'five knuckle shuffle'

greatdevourer
Oct 28, 2005, 08:32 AM
Anyone else subscribed to SGTV? :D

angelwatt
Oct 28, 2005, 08:55 AM
By how fast this forum went to the crapper it is a clear indicatication that the end of the week is upon us. I don't think any of us doubted porn would come to the ipod even if there was no video, I mean there is audio porn. Though people taking porn to class? I doubt that will be too much an issue because it would be rather hard (no pun intended) to get into it with a wrinkly sagging old history teacher leacturing right above your ipod in the distance. I mean if you can enjoy it with that in your mind good grief. I doubt porn will be any more of a problem now than before, has a new vehicle. Also most schools would confiscate an ipod simply because it plays music and is a distraction to class, just like when teachers take away cell phones or walkmans.

winmacguy
Oct 28, 2005, 12:16 PM
AAAAAAAHHHHH. WTFks going on? i think i'm lost in this thread!!!
I think temptation got the better of this forum when it listed yesterday.:rolleyes:
Bit hard not to really

AlmostThere
Oct 28, 2005, 12:39 PM
At the very least, I expect we will see fewer threads from frustrated iPod owners.

TwitchOSX that's sick ... I mean ... a Dell keyboard. Then again, Apple has always made hardware for discerning computer user who doesn't want their indiscretions to be quite so obvious.

winmacguy
Oct 28, 2005, 05:27 PM
At the very least, I expect we will see fewer threads from frustrated iPod owners.

TwitchOSX that's sick ... I mean ... a Dell keyboard. Then again, Apple has always made hardware for discerning computer user who doesn't want their indiscretions to be quite so obvious.
I think a pic of vomit would be more appropriate for a Dell keyboard:D

AlmostThere
Oct 28, 2005, 05:40 PM
Just noticed the sig:
Fat chicks need lovin too... they just have to pay
DP 800 G4 / 768mb / GeForce 3 / 70GB / Dell Sucks
Well that explains that, then.

applegurl
Feb 10, 2006, 04:50 PM
LOL! I can't believe there is actually porn for your iPod out there, already in mp4 format! I looked it up and found that there are so many sites offering it now that there's an iPorn Directory (http://linkremoved)! This is getting crazy...