(cue the Les Miserables sountrack...)
Macrumors.com guy:
"One day more
Another day, another pause in life
This never-ending road to my new G5
O cursed Motorola chips
why can't they raise a gigabit
One day more!"
New iMac purchaser:
"I did not live until today
How can I live when we are parted?
Tomorrow you'll be over Guam
I'll track you on UPS.com!"
One more day!
Steve Jobs:
"One more day till mass production
We will ship them like a flood
We'll be ready for these Maine schools
They will wet themselves....'Ayuh!'"
Bill Gates:
"Watch 'em run amuck
Kick 'em as they fall
We do what we want
because we own the law
Stupid Apple fans
paying way too much
I just copycat whatever
comes in March!"
PowerMac User:
"One more day till revolution!
When I get my new G5
Gigahertz to keep me running
Gigahertz to stay alive!"
All:
"Tomorrow towers come our way
Tomorrow towers come our way
Tomorrow we'll discover what
Steve Jobs will have in store
One more dawn
One more day
One day more!!!!!"
Intermission time....
Macrumors.com guy:
"One day more
Another day, another pause in life
This never-ending road to my new G5
O cursed Motorola chips
why can't they raise a gigabit
One day more!"
New iMac purchaser:
"I did not live until today
How can I live when we are parted?
Tomorrow you'll be over Guam
I'll track you on UPS.com!"
One more day!
Steve Jobs:
"One more day till mass production
We will ship them like a flood
We'll be ready for these Maine schools
They will wet themselves....'Ayuh!'"
Bill Gates:
"Watch 'em run amuck
Kick 'em as they fall
We do what we want
because we own the law
Stupid Apple fans
paying way too much
I just copycat whatever
comes in March!"
PowerMac User:
"One more day till revolution!
When I get my new G5
Gigahertz to keep me running
Gigahertz to stay alive!"
All:
"Tomorrow towers come our way
Tomorrow towers come our way
Tomorrow we'll discover what
Steve Jobs will have in store
One more dawn
One more day
One day more!!!!!"
Intermission time....