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bluespider
Sep 19, 2013, 05:56 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of IOS7.
Clean Install.

If I could offer you only one tip for the future, a clean install would be it.
The long term benefits of a clean install have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience...

I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of IOS 7; oh nevermind; you will not understand the power and beauty of IOS7 until you’ve fully experience it.
But trust me, you can compare it to past releases and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous it really is...
It’s not as bloated as you Imagine.

Don't worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum.
The real troubles in your life could be things that never crossed your worried mind.
The kind that blindside windows phone users at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.

Install one thing everyday that intrigues you.

Sing.

Don't be reckless with other people's phones, don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.

Game.

Don't waste your time on jealousy;
Sometimes you're ahead,
Sometimes You're behind.
The race is long, and in the end, it's only with itself.

Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults;
If you Succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.

Explore.

Maybe you'll game, maybe you won't, maybe you'll use it for business, maybe you won't, maybe you'll upgrade, maybe you'll dance the iTunes shuffle on your new iTunes Radio.
Whatever you do, don't get frustrated too much or berate change either.
Your choices are half chance, so are everybody else's.
Enjoy your it, Use it every way you can... Don't be afraid of it, or what other people Think of it,
It's the greatest instrument you'll ever own...

Dance... even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.

Read the directions, even if you don't follow them.

Do NOT read magazine reviews, they will only make you feel dummer.

Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth.

But trust me on the clean install...

glawrence33
Sep 19, 2013, 06:03 PM
Nice

Defender2010
Sep 19, 2013, 06:57 PM
How many threads are you going to post this tosh in?

emseven
Oct 12, 2013, 06:35 PM
What was that dribble?

digitalfailure
Oct 13, 2013, 05:26 AM
It's an ios7 based parody of Baz Lurhmann's sunscreen.