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yellow

Moderator emeritus
Oct 21, 2003
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Portland, OR
Can't believe it.. why would you tell the cop that? I could think up a million lies better than that. Cheese-eatin' surrender monkeys.
 

cr2sh

macrumors 68030
May 28, 2002
2,554
3
downtown
That's pretty sick.

I've always wondered though... at what age do people stop having sex? Or do they? Does my grandma do it?

:confused:
 

yellow

Moderator emeritus
Oct 21, 2003
16,018
6
Portland, OR
cr2sh said:
at what age do people stop having sex? Or do they? Does my grandma do it?

Thanks to viagra (and it's ilk), I think the answer is "never". Nice to know I'll be getting nice in 40 years. Yikes.
 

aloofman

macrumors 68020
Dec 17, 2002
2,206
3
Socal
My favorite part is that she's still married to his father. In addition to the dad finding out that his wife is trolling the internet for another man, the man she seemed to want is their son.

"Monsieur, I'd like you to meet Oedipus." :eek:
 

mymemory

macrumors 68020
May 9, 2001
2,495
-1
Miami
The internet has caused me so many troubles in my love life. Yes, I had scored a few times but is not the natural way, people play games in tehir minds, specially when there are pictures involved. Is a fake sense of communication and that mental game is so adictive.

Relationships that grows in a regular way are way more healthy just because they are realistic.
 

yellow

Moderator emeritus
Oct 21, 2003
16,018
6
Portland, OR
I think it's funny (and stupid) that they "dated" for 6 months... without meeting.
Perhaps my definition of "dating" is radically different than those of kids today..
 

xsedrinam

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Oct 21, 2004
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yellow said:
I think it's funny (and stupid) that they "dated" for 6 months... without meeting.
Perhaps my definition of "dating" is radically different than those of kids today..
If there's any doubting the shallowhood of this "cheese eater", as you put it, his summation after the fact pretty much slam dunks it. "The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that." :eek: Oedipus when that happens.
 

steve_hill4

macrumors 68000
May 15, 2005
1,856
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NG9, England
Nice to see Have I Got News For You was mentioned in that Wikipedia article, this week's episode is repeated in half an hour.

Anyway, just a comment about the definition of dating these days. Someone I know of that used to work at the same place as I accidentally received a text message that was destined for someone with a similar number. A brief exchange followed, they met, fell in love and got married recently. Large portions of that time were seperated by a few hundred km, but you could say they were dating. Fortunately, the woman was no relation to him.:)
 
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Lau

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It's interesting, in spite of being very amusing. The cliche of a son not finding anyone to live up to their mother's standards might not be so far from the truth. The connection you have with you family can't be explained.

When I was a kid, my best friends mum was a social worker, and had worked with a man and woman who were madly in love as they fought a court case to stay together. Why the court case? They met at a party as adults. Bam. Instant attraction, they wanted to get married and have kids. The problem? They were (biological) brother and sister, and had been brought up separately in care, and that was the first time they had properly met.

I found this interesting, as I know I have a bond with my brother that can't be explained. However, as we grew up together any thought of anything dirty is "Ewww!:eek: ". But I have a similar feeling about friends I've known since I was a kid. One of my best friends I've known longer than my brother (he's my age) and any thought of getting it on with him (although he's very attractive, funny and successful) also leaves me cold, because he feels like my brother (no pun intended :D ).

So, I wonder if, like the brother and sister mentioned above, when the usual growing up together bit is taken away, either by people growing up separately, or by 're-meeting' on the internet, that the bond you have with a family member is as strong as in real life, but free from the taboos that are built in to avoid incest. When you (as a boy) have been brought up by your mum (and you have had a reasonably good relationship), it's presumably natural that you then look for a partner who will continue to look after you in a similar fashion to your mum. So who better to choose than...your mum!
 

cr2sh

macrumors 68030
May 28, 2002
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downtown
I knew a BF/GF combo in highschool that both were adopted and both looked a LOT alike. I always suspected that might be the case of a split of brother/sister combo.... but coul never prove it!
 

alexstein

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Aug 23, 2004
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Funny story. A little embarrassing for both I guess. However I got a good laugh out of it!!
 

Lacero

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Jan 20, 2005
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mymemory said:
The internet has caused me so many troubles in my love life. <snip> Relationships that grows in a regular way are way more healthy just because they are realistic.
I had a feeling you'd post in this thread.

I'll agree. The fact his mom showed a picture that was not her and she expected her online lover to accept her for the first time at face value is irresponsible and fraudulent. I wouldn't want to meet anyone online until I saw what they looked like. And even then, they could turn out to be murderers or just plain creepy.

Here's to the Crazy Ones
 

NewbieNerd

macrumors 6502a
Sep 22, 2005
512
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Chicago, IL
Lacero said:
I wouldn't want to meet anyone online until I saw what they looked like. And even then, they could turn out to be murderers or just plain creepy.

Is that why you won't meet ~Shard~ in Vegas?? :rolleyes:
 

dornoforpyros

macrumors 68040
Oct 19, 2004
3,070
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Calgary, AB
yellow said:
Can't believe it.. why would you tell the cop that? I could think up a million lies better than that. Cheese-eatin' surrender monkeys.


Exactly!
Cop:"What are you doing on the beach"
Mom & Son:
"Smoking Pot"
"Drinking"
"Taking a friendly walk"
"Having a discussion"
"Catching up"
 
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