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kingcrowing
Dec 24, 2005, 10:25 AM
A ninja, a pirate, or a viking?

Its hard to say... but I think I have to say the Vikings


Blue Velvet
Dec 24, 2005, 10:26 AM
A mod with a padlock?
Darwin
Dec 24, 2005, 10:43 AM
I'm siding with either the Viking or the Ninja

I got nothing against the Pirate though :p
Deepdale
Dec 24, 2005, 10:47 AM
A ninja, a pirate, or a viking?

Its hard to say... but I think I have to say the Vikings

I will appropriately defer to a greater authority by waiting for the oddsmakers in Nevada to enlighten us.
w_parietti22
Dec 24, 2005, 10:48 AM
neither of them...

I would win! :D

*Flexes muscles*
~Shard~
Dec 24, 2005, 10:50 AM
Arrrgh, matey! I's be victorious! :cool:
Darwin
Dec 24, 2005, 10:53 AM
neither of them...

I would win! :D

*Flexes muscles*

lol

Good Answer
iSaint
Dec 24, 2005, 10:54 AM
I'll go with the Viking...pillaging is great experience for all out battle.
e˛Studios
Dec 24, 2005, 10:59 AM
Definetly the Viking. Nothing stops a good Berserker with a few kegs of mead in him.

See, since the pirates and vikings would be in hordes on their ships, they'd be the last to the fight. (Why hordes? you ask. Have you ever heard of pirates and vikings working alone? I don't think so.) So the landlubber loners go at it first.

Meanwhile the pirates have unsucessfully tried to sink the vikings with connon fire (vikings sail much faster than pirate ships), so the vikings storm ashore and wipe out the ninja who finds that nunchuks don't work well against the red furry fury of the north.

The pirates also come ashore, but find that their cutlasses don't fare too well against the sturdier steel of short swords and battleaxes.

All found with the help of google.. http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Who+would+win+in+a+fight%3F+A+ninja%2C+a+pirate%2C+or+a+viking%3F&btnG=Google+Search

I have had about 3 hours of drunken sleep... delirium is setting in, and i found my glasses.... on the floor next to the baseboard under my desk.. no clue how they ended up there

Ed
XIII
Dec 24, 2005, 11:06 AM
Ok, with the help of GoogleFight (http://www.googlefight.com): Ninja vs. Pirate.... PIRATE WINS! (20.6 million results, as opposed to 11.9 million).

So, we pit pirates againts Vikings in the final..

Pirate vs. Viking.....

Actually incredibly close...















wait for it...










still waiting?










VIKING! :p (With 21.5 million results, Viking beat Pirate with 20.6 million results)

There is your definitive answer.