Thanatoast
Feb 2, 2006, 07:47 PM
So, being generally fed up with Republican behaviour, and almost more fed up with Democratic sniveling, I went to Democrats.org (http://www.democrats.org) and clicked "contact. On the form provided, I filled out my name, address, and the following as my comments:"Excuse me, waiter?"
"Yes, sir?"
"I ordered my party with balls, and there don't seem to be any balls in this party."
"I'm terribly sorry sir, but you see, a Republican just muttered the phrase 'weak on national defense' and the balls of your party shrivled up before it could be brought to the table."
"Well this is unacceptable. I want a party with some balls! Why do my party's balls disappear whenever the Republicans say we are 'weak on defense'? It's *my* party that should be chastising the Republicans for putting party loyalty above what's good for the nation. *My* party should be nailing the Republicans for destroying civil liberties, for rushing into war, for spending the country into the ground, and for generally being the most corrupt group of power-drunk individuals on the face of the planet!"
"I'm sorry, sir. Perhaps I can find you another party with some balls that would suit you better."
"Thank you. And tell the chef not to do me any favors."
Obviously, this will solve nothing, except maybe give some poor college student staffer a laugh or an anuerism. I just felt the need to vent my frustration at the ineffective and pathetic Democratic party.
Please feel free to write your own fantasy letters (or real ones) in this thread. For humor or in all seriousness, if you had Dean, Hillary, Lieberman, Reid, and Pelosi in a room with you, what would you tell them?
"Yes, sir?"
"I ordered my party with balls, and there don't seem to be any balls in this party."
"I'm terribly sorry sir, but you see, a Republican just muttered the phrase 'weak on national defense' and the balls of your party shrivled up before it could be brought to the table."
"Well this is unacceptable. I want a party with some balls! Why do my party's balls disappear whenever the Republicans say we are 'weak on defense'? It's *my* party that should be chastising the Republicans for putting party loyalty above what's good for the nation. *My* party should be nailing the Republicans for destroying civil liberties, for rushing into war, for spending the country into the ground, and for generally being the most corrupt group of power-drunk individuals on the face of the planet!"
"I'm sorry, sir. Perhaps I can find you another party with some balls that would suit you better."
"Thank you. And tell the chef not to do me any favors."
Obviously, this will solve nothing, except maybe give some poor college student staffer a laugh or an anuerism. I just felt the need to vent my frustration at the ineffective and pathetic Democratic party.
Please feel free to write your own fantasy letters (or real ones) in this thread. For humor or in all seriousness, if you had Dean, Hillary, Lieberman, Reid, and Pelosi in a room with you, what would you tell them?
