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AP - "AOL Time Warner Acquired by Software Engineer

Plano TX - Ted Legpull, a 31-year-old software engineer, today became the major stockholder in AOL Time Warner Corp.

"I don't see what's the big deal," said Legpull. "I had some change left over from the sushi-to-go, so I bought 'em".

Asked what he intended to do about the corporation's multi-billion-dollar debt, he said, "They'll get their money when I get it."
 
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