In an earthquake, I would take my PISMO and run over everybody else to the exit.
In a fire I would run in to the house, get my PISMO, and do the same thing.
In a flood, I would take my PISMO, rape it in a plastic bag and claim to the roof of the house.
In an earth colition, I would take my PISMO, the some ones car (mine got stolen 2 weeks ago), then a plane to Orlando FL, and would get in to the space shoutle to save our lives.
If Satanas comes to burn us all in hell, I would take my PISMO and go to church and pray.
I guess we are clear about the realtion about my PISMO and I.
Ps.(Sorry my english is bad hehehehe).