Has MR got Cancer? [Archive]

kretzy

Apr 25, 2006, 01:32 PM

I think the real question is "Does MR have Crabs?"
:eek: :D

I had a very strong feeling that something like this would pop up!

I think the answer to it is "yes", because it seems to have spread through all of the demis. I really don't want to know what they get up to in that private forum of there's.

SilentPanda

Apr 25, 2006, 01:32 PM

I can't help but think of this TV ad.

Edit: (found google video link) http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4437542986033816310

http://automobiles.honda.com/element/index.aspx

Bottom left one.

Mitthrawnuruodo

Apr 25, 2006, 01:33 PM

I think the real question is "Does MR have Crabs?"So that is what starting itching...? :D

~Shard~

Apr 25, 2006, 01:34 PM

My, everyone seems a little crabby today.... :cool:

XIII

Apr 25, 2006, 01:37 PM

What crabs?

gauchogolfer

Apr 25, 2006, 01:37 PM

My, everyone seems a little crabby today.... :cool:

Which nebula is that again:rolleyes:

Clix Pix

Apr 25, 2006, 01:38 PM

My, everyone seems a little crabby today.... :cool:

Crabby? Who, Me???

:D

kretzy

Apr 25, 2006, 01:38 PM

My, everyone seems a little crabby today.... :cool:
And I'm itching to know why...perhaps it's because of all the itching! :eek: :p

treblah

Apr 25, 2006, 01:42 PM

"…We called him the Governor of Maryland."

Anyone know the reference?

MacNut

Apr 25, 2006, 01:42 PM

What crabs?lucky crab.:p

freeny

Apr 25, 2006, 01:44 PM

"…We called him the Governor of Maryland."

Anyone know the reference?
Be sure to use plenty of Old Bay!!

~Shard~

Apr 25, 2006, 01:45 PM

Which nebula is that again:rolleyes:

Oooh, we have a fellow astronomy buff in the crowd - excellent! ;) :D

vniow

Apr 25, 2006, 01:49 PM

I'm really tempted to go over and have a nice crab lunch by the Bay later.

WildCowboy

Apr 25, 2006, 01:49 PM

"…We called him the Governor of Maryland."

He did have quite the case of crabs after all...

kretzy

Apr 25, 2006, 01:50 PM

Oooh, we have a fellow astronomy buff in the crowd - excellent! ;) :D
Funnily enough, yours was the first crabby 'tar that noticed. A clever variation on a theme!

freeny

Apr 25, 2006, 01:53 PM

I'm really tempted to go over and have a nice crab lunch by the Bay later.
Very very jealous:(

Havent had Md blue crabs in almost two years.

vniow

Apr 25, 2006, 01:55 PM

Havent had Md blue crabs in almost two years.

They're blue in Maryland? Everyone I've seen around San Francisco is red! :D

floriflee

Apr 25, 2006, 01:55 PM

Mmm... crab cakes from G&M's with a little Old Bay....

*mouth is a gushing waterfall right now*

UberMac

Apr 25, 2006, 01:55 PM

[EDIT: @ ~Shard~] What else would it be with all the crabby references?! :p

(but yeh, I'll admit to being a lil' Astonomy Bum-esque)

kretzy

Apr 25, 2006, 01:58 PM

Mmm... crab cakes from G&M's with a little Old Bay....

*mouth is a gushing waterfall right now*
All this reminds me of these crab balls I had a few days ago at a Japanese restaurant. They had the claw poking out of them to use as a handle.

runplaysleeprun

Apr 25, 2006, 01:59 PM

freeny, who is in your tar? i may be in love.

~Shard~

Apr 25, 2006, 02:00 PM

Funnily enough, yours was the first crabby 'tar that noticed. A clever variation on a theme!

Why thank you, I appreciate the compliment. ;) :)

iSaint

Apr 25, 2006, 02:04 PM

He did have quite the case of crabs after all...

...anyone have any of that medicated shampoo????

emw

Apr 25, 2006, 02:04 PM

All this reminds me of these crab balls I had a few days ago at a Japanese restaurant.Are those like Rocky Mountain Oysters (http://www.funlinked.com/testicle/recipe.html)?

freeny

Apr 25, 2006, 02:04 PM

They're blue in Maryland? Everyone I've seen around San Francisco is red! :D
Blue crabs are blue before they are cooked when they then turn red. Or did I miss the joke?:o
http://www.jaxshells.org/bcrabs.jpg

freeny, who is in your tar? i may be in love.
Her name is Masumi Max. Enjoy!

vniow

Apr 25, 2006, 02:06 PM

...anyone have any of that medicated shampoo????

This place may have some...

45827

treblah

Apr 25, 2006, 02:07 PM

freeny, who is in your tar? i may be in love.

Pretty sure it's Masuimi Max, I think I can see her tattoos in one of the frames.

EDIT: freeny beat me to it.

MongoTheGeek

Apr 25, 2006, 02:07 PM

Many years ago Virginia used in its advertising "Virginia is for Lovers"

Not to be outdone Maryland used "Maryland is for crabs"

Don't believe me...

http://www.celebratemaryland.com/IBS/SimpleCat/product/ASP/hierarchy/0000/product-id/23080702.html

freeny

Apr 25, 2006, 02:10 PM

Pretty sure it's Masuimi Max, I think I can see her tattoos in one of the frames.

EDIT: freeny beat me to it.
Correct! She also at times spells it w/o the first "i" -Masumi

I used to have a Tee shirt that said "I got crabs in Maryland" some years back:p

Doctor Q

Apr 25, 2006, 02:11 PM

CRAB spelled backwards is BARC, which could be a sly reference to Microsoft's Bay Area Research Center (http://research.microsoft.com/aboutmsr/labs/sanfrancisco/). I'm sure that's proof of a dark conspiracy of some kind.

And CRAB rotated spells RABC, which stands for "Robotics and Automation in Biomolecular Computing", proving that robot life forms are taking over the forums.

vniow

Apr 25, 2006, 02:13 PM

~Shard~

Apr 25, 2006, 02:14 PM

kretzy

Apr 25, 2006, 02:15 PM

...anyone have any of that medicated shampoo????
Or perhaps this (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=147106&highlight=shaving) thread may be of some use....

Are those like Rocky Mountain Oysters?
LOL!

Not quite, something more along these (http://southernfood.about.com/od/seafoodappetizers/r/bl30710f.htm) lines...though the oysters sound interesting to say the least.

gekko513

Apr 25, 2006, 02:15 PM

Are crabs high or low in carbs?

Crab in Norwegian is 'krabbe', which also means to crawl. That's why all Norwegian kids crawl sideways.

emw

Apr 25, 2006, 02:17 PM

Among all of these crab-onyms, I think that BACR (http://www.bacr.org.uk/) is more appropriate to this thread.

WildCowboy

Apr 25, 2006, 02:17 PM

Are crabs high or low in carbs?

More info than you ever wanted to know can be found here (http://www.carb-counter.org/fish/search/%20crab/1500)...

freeny

Apr 25, 2006, 02:26 PM

Some famous and noteworthy crabs-

Jaffa Cake

Apr 25, 2006, 02:28 PM

...it seems to have spread through all of the demis.It's just a claws we all had to agree to. :)

kretzy

Apr 25, 2006, 02:30 PM

I'll bet that all of these organisations have something to do with the greatest conspiracy of our time!

Coastal Research Amphibious Buggy
Civilian Reconnaissance Aid Battalion
Centralized Requisition Accounting & Billing

Base Realignment And Closure (US DoD)
Bangladesh Rural Advancement Committee
Building Regulations Advisory Committee
Budget Rent A Car system
Bathymetric Recovery Area Chart
Biomedical Research Advisory Committee

Remote Area Border Crossing (between Canada and USA)RABC
Realtor Association of Bay County (Bay County, Michigan)
Radio Advisory Board of Canada

American Bashkir Curly Registry
ATP-Binding Cassette Transporter, Retina-Specific
As Built Configuration Report
Association of British Cartridge Remanufacturers

Bipartisan Campaign Reform Act
Banco Central de la Republica Argentina
British Cave Research Association (UK)
British Columbia Reining Association
British Ceramic Research Association
Bureau Centrale de Renseignements et d'Action (De Gaulle's Secret Intelligence Service)
Beach Community Redevelopment Agency (Hollywood, FL, USA)
Bay City Recreation Area (Michigan)
Based on Criminal Report Affidavit

Mitthrawnuruodo

Apr 25, 2006, 02:30 PM

Some famous and noteworthy crabs-You forgot (at least one):

freeny

Apr 25, 2006, 02:34 PM

You forgot (at least one):
Not familiar with that one.....

emw

Apr 25, 2006, 02:36 PM

I'll bet that all of these organisations have something to do with the greatest conspiracy of our time!I read somewhere that those were all just shell companies.

kretzy

Apr 25, 2006, 02:37 PM

Not familiar with that one.....
Me neither. But how could we forget Sebastian from The Little Mermaid?

http://hometown.aol.com/eeyorebelden/images/sebastian%202.jpg

WildCowboy

Apr 25, 2006, 02:38 PM

Not familiar with that one.....

Hawthorne (http://www.slagoon.com/charactr/hawthorne.html) from the comic strip Sherman's Lagoon.

freeny

Apr 25, 2006, 02:43 PM

Me neither. But how could we forget Sebastian from The Little Mermaid?

http://hometown.aol.com/eeyorebelden/images/sebastian%202.jpg
Good one.

Still not familiar with Hawthorne.

Mitthrawnuruodo

Apr 25, 2006, 02:43 PM

Not familiar with that one.....Hawthorne...? (http://www.slagoon.com/charactr/hawthorne.html) He's my favourite "lagoonian", along with Ernest (http://www.slagoon.com/charactr/ernest.html), the geeky fish... That's why I had Jim Tomey draw them both for me... :D

http://geek.no/_klenodier/tomey_groo.jpg

kretzy

Apr 25, 2006, 02:49 PM

I'm almost positive this whole thing was orchestrated by this crab (http://www.jengajam.com/r/Obey-The-Crab).

raggedjimmi

Apr 25, 2006, 02:52 PM

Just then he fell into the sea, whoops!
MAN OVERBOARD
do something fast
swim for it!
I.. I can't swim!
Cant swim? well well, fancy that.
the lifeboat came to the rescue
*trumpet*
I've been shipwrecked
well after being shipwrecked no doubt you'll be ready for some lunch
when the fisherman got his breath back
they had a lovely picnic supper of fish and chips
it was the best fish supper they ever tasted
it
was
delicious.

vniow

Apr 25, 2006, 02:53 PM

I'm almost positive this whole thing was orchestrated by this crab (http://www.jengajam.com/r/Obey-The-Crab).

Waiter, I'll take that with a side order of chicken (http://www.subservientchicken.com/) pleeze. Hold the sauce.

2nyRiggz

Apr 25, 2006, 02:54 PM

Crabs huh.....glad i've been missing for several days.

Bless

Doctor Q

Apr 25, 2006, 02:54 PM

I'll bet that all of these organisations have something to do with the greatest conspiracy of our time!

Coastal Research Amphibious Buggy
Civilian Reconnaissance Aid Battalion
...
Bay City Recreation Area (Michigan)
Based on Criminal Report AffidavitYou compulsive people drive me bananas...
batty...
bonkers...
buggy...
cracked...
crackers...
crazy...
cuckoo...
daffy...
daft...
dotty...
gaga...
loco...
loony...
loopy...
mad...
nuts...
touched...
unbalanced...
zany...
and off my rocker.

gekko513

Apr 25, 2006, 02:56 PM

I'll bet that all of these organisations have something to do with the greatest conspiracy of our time!

Or maybe it's the cackling, roaring, aberrant, barking ... ...

Onizuka

Apr 25, 2006, 02:59 PM

I love crabs, I love crabs, I love crabs, they're the chicken of the sea!

freeny

Apr 25, 2006, 03:01 PM

Okay, whats up with all the MadJew quotes??????

Lets see, Mad Jew + Crab... Hmmmm???

Crabby Jew?
Mad Crab?
The Jewish Crab people from South Park?

2nyRiggz

Apr 25, 2006, 03:03 PM

I've missed alot....crabs,MJ quotes...what else did i miss...did i miss PJ party as well:(

Bless

kretzy

Apr 25, 2006, 03:06 PM

I've missed alot....crabs,MJ quotes...what else did i miss...did i miss PJ party as well:(

Bless

I know how you feel. I've been away for a while as well and I get back to all of this crabby, jewy madness.

Okay, whats up with all the MadJew quotes??????

Lets see, Mad Jew + Crab... Hmmmm???

Crabby Jew?
Mad Crab?
The Jewish Crab people from South Park?
Perhaps it has something to do with MJ clawing his way up the MR posting ladder?

zelmo

Apr 25, 2006, 03:09 PM

I know how you feel. I've been away for a while as well and I get back to all of this crabby, jewy madness.

It's taking over the forums.;)

freeny

Apr 25, 2006, 03:14 PM

Has Mad Jew become a moderator? Has he actually taken over MR?

Does Lacero have anything to do with this?

vniow

Apr 25, 2006, 03:33 PM

Crab people from South Park?

http://forums.macrumors.com/member.php?u=48043

baby duck monge

Apr 25, 2006, 03:36 PM

For all you folks into this crab business, I recommend checking out the seventh episode of Clone High titled "Plane Crazy: Gate Expectations."

For everyone else, I recommend checking out the entire first (and only) season of this amazing animated show.

freeny

Apr 25, 2006, 03:46 PM

http://forums.macrumors.com/member.php?u=48043
Need a little help on that one.....

WildCowboy

Apr 25, 2006, 03:49 PM

Need a little help on that one.....

Check out the avatar...

freeny

Apr 25, 2006, 03:57 PM

Check out the avatar...
Ah yes, The crab people:)

So is this some conspiracy or are you guys just havin' a little fun?

WildCowboy

Apr 25, 2006, 04:29 PM

So is this some conspiracy or are you guys just havin' a little fun?

Purely a coincidence...amazing, isn't it? ;)

zach

Apr 25, 2006, 04:55 PM

yeah, it's amazing what happens when everyone gets a little crabby.

GilGrissom

Apr 25, 2006, 05:35 PM

Purely a coincidence...amazing, isn't it? ;)
Yes...coincindential. I see no evidence to support other claims...

mad jew

Apr 25, 2006, 06:07 PM

And I thought I was mad. What are y'all talking about? :confused:

kretzy

Apr 25, 2006, 06:31 PM

And I thought I was mad. What are y'all talking about? :confused:
Must have dreamt it all up Mr. I don't change my 'tar! :p ;)

How does it feel being licked by several MR members?

vniow

Apr 25, 2006, 06:40 PM

Strangest damn sunburnt crab I ever tasted.

mad jew

Apr 25, 2006, 06:50 PM

How does it feel being licked by several MR members?

Infectious, I guess... :D

gekko513

Apr 25, 2006, 06:53 PM

How does it feel being licked by several MR members?
Don't listen to him. He's loving it.

So far I've gotten lots of moaning, three "that's it right there", one "a bit further down" and a "hey, watch it buddy!".

vniow

Apr 25, 2006, 06:55 PM

"hey, watch it buddy!".

That was me I think. Whoops. :o

Mitthrawnuruodo

Apr 25, 2006, 07:00 PM

How does it feel being licked by several MR members?Now, there's a sentence I'm not even in my wildest (or even wettest) dreams would ever have imagined reading here at MR... :p <-- Was that the right smilie for that one, or what?

DZ/015

Apr 25, 2006, 07:02 PM

Just an fyi:

True crabs are classified in the phylum Arthropoda, subphylum Crustacea, order Decapoda. Although the many species of true crabs are similar in appearance, DNA evidence suggests that that similarity is a result of convergent evolution among several groups of sometimes only distantly related decapods.

They are mighty tasty also.

lem0n

Apr 25, 2006, 07:11 PM

Yikes... I'm allergic to crabs and everything that swims except squid.... *run away*

Mitthrawnuruodo

Apr 25, 2006, 07:11 PM

They are mighty tasty also.Yes, but I usually crack them and eat them... only rarely lick them... ;)

kretzy

Apr 25, 2006, 07:13 PM

Yes, but I usually crack them and eat them... only rarely lick them... ;)
Did he at least give a wine recommendation to go with himself? :D

gekko513

Apr 25, 2006, 07:15 PM

That was me I think. Whoops. :o
Maybe you found some of his missing genitalia?

Mitthrawnuruodo

Apr 25, 2006, 07:16 PM

Did he at least give a wine recommendation to go with himself? :DNah... but I guess a good Jacob's Creek should be a good choice...

vniow

Apr 25, 2006, 07:19 PM

Maybe you found some of his missing genitalia?

So that's what got caught in my teeth.

DZ/015

Apr 25, 2006, 07:19 PM

With a name like 'mad jew', Manischewitz is the obvious choice.

Jaffa Cake

Apr 25, 2006, 07:22 PM

Did he at least give a wine recommendation to go with himself? :DI'd recommend d'Arenberg Hermit Crab (http://www.oldbridgecellars.com/store_catalog/darenberg-the-hermit-crab-viognier-marsanne-2004.htm) – to quote the review...

"Added complexity comes from a nutty touch." :D

mad jew

Apr 25, 2006, 07:31 PM

I'd recommend d'Arenberg Hermit Crab (http://www.oldbridgecellars.com/store_catalog/darenberg-the-hermit-crab-viognier-marsanne-2004.htm)...

Woah, creepy. I was at cellar door three days ago and bought a bottle. :eek:

I didn't lick myself after to see how well I went with it though. :o

Jaffa Cake

Apr 25, 2006, 07:36 PM

Woah, creepy. I was at cellar door three days ago and bought a bottle. :eek:Those pincers must make it bloody tricky to use a corkscrew...

mad jew

Apr 25, 2006, 07:52 PM

Just gotta be creative.

Pick up bottle.
Smash bottle over counter.
Slurp up remaining wine from floor.
Pick glass from between teeth.
And repeat...

baby duck monge

Apr 25, 2006, 08:51 PM

Just gotta be creative.

Pick up bottle.
Smash bottle over counter.

You could save a step in there by just squeezing really hard when you pick it up. Pincers have to be useful for something, eh?

devilot

Apr 25, 2006, 09:33 PM

Me neither. But how could we forget Sebastian from The Little Mermaid?Between Daria and this-- I <3 you. :D

amateurmacfreak

Apr 26, 2006, 12:06 AM

Correct! She also at times spells it w/o the first "i" -Masumi

I used to have a Tee shirt that said "I got crabs in Maryland" some years back:p
Am I the only one who thinks she looks like a slut??

Oh, let me answer that, of course not, I'm just probs the only person here who looks at that as as such a bad thing. :p And, well, I gotta say that this whole reply is kinda stupid... :o
These boards are so male dominated.... :rolleyes:

And btw, this must be one of the oddest MR threads I've ever encountered.
Nope, it's the oddest.

~Shard~

Apr 26, 2006, 12:14 AM

Am I the only one who thinks she looks like a slut??

Oh, let me answer that, of course not, I'm just probs the only person here who looks at that as as such a bad thing. :p And, well, I gotta say that this whole reply is kinda stupid... :o
These boards are so male dominated.... :rolleyes:

And btw, this must be one of the oddest MR threads I've ever encountered.
Nope, it's the oddest.

Humph, someone's a little crabby... :p ;) :D

iBlue

Apr 26, 2006, 12:29 AM

Humph, someone's a little crabby... :p ;) :D

i was going to say the same thing! :p

amateurmacfreak

Apr 26, 2006, 12:45 AM

Humph, someone's a little crabby... :p ;) :D
Awww, thanks guys. :p

Eh, I'm not crabby. Okay, eh is sort of crabby I guess.
Okay, I'll shut up now.
:D

I find the whole crab thing highly amusing, though, actually. ;)

mad jew

Apr 26, 2006, 01:23 AM

Let me get this straight. amateurmacfreak, are you a female crab? :p

kretzy

Apr 26, 2006, 08:12 AM

Between Daria and this-- I <3 you. :D

Aww shucks...:o

You know, it's funny that this entire thread still gives no explanation as to the whole crabby MJ theme. :D

UberMac

Apr 26, 2006, 08:47 AM

Let me get this straight. amateurmacfreak, are you a female crab? :p

I'm a female crab...and I can't get enough! *licks lips and runs to look for crab and matching wine*

Uber

EDIT: Max_altitude raises a very valid point! What the dickens is going on!? So far I've decided:

Mad Jew went out for dinner with a hot topless 18 y/o (from here), ate some crab and then went to a bar. Discovered he is a crab! Smashes bottle with claws, licked up remaining wine...kissed said topless 18 y/o who wasn't best pleased with the glass she now had her mouth filled with. Mad JEw came on here and posted in the private forums (grrr...you guys are so secretive!) about his night in a crabby manner and you're all taking the mick! (OK, so that seems a bit different to what really happened...but it's a good theory...) :rolleyes:

EDIT: But this doesn't account for Mad Jew being Licked by many forum members...hey, hang on, how come I'm not allowed to lick him?!

freeny

Apr 26, 2006, 09:03 AM

Am I the only one who thinks she looks like a slut??

Nope, you are right, she definately looks like a slut. A VERY VERY HOT slut!

mad jew

Apr 26, 2006, 09:11 AM

UberMac, you got it in one. :p

EDIT: But this doesn't account for Mad Jew being Licked by many forum members...hey, hang on, how come I'm not allowed to lick him?!

You actually want to lick me? I had to pay for the other member's lickingness. :(

UberMac

Apr 26, 2006, 09:12 AM

UberMac, you got it in one. :p

You actually want to lick me? I had to pay for the other member's lickingness. :(

Well, if you do taste like the wine you had the other night it wouldn't be such a bad thing! :o ;) :D

2nyRiggz

Apr 26, 2006, 12:11 PM

Wait:confused: ...i missed something again...whos a slut? MadJew had topless woman parties without me:eek: ..how dare you MJ..u know whenever there is topless women there gots to be a 2ny!!

Bless

GilGrissom

Apr 26, 2006, 12:15 PM

I had to pay for the other member's lickingness. :(
Money well spent!

:p

katie ta achoo

Apr 26, 2006, 12:24 PM

You actually want to lick me? I had to pay for the other member's lickingness. :(

Was everyone else paid in seashells?

UberMac

Apr 26, 2006, 12:35 PM

I'm surprised he didn't pay you in posts! He has plenty to his name! :D

(Yeh, topless parties...three of them!)

Uber

mad jew

Apr 26, 2006, 05:44 PM

Wait:confused: ...i missed something again...whos a slut? MadJew had topless woman parties without me:eek: ..how dare you MJ..u know whenever there is topless women there gots to be a 2ny!!

Sorry buddy. I'll get you along to the next one, but admission is US$25. :p

Was everyone else paid in seashells?

Yeah, everyone else was paid in seashells. ;)

I'm surprised he didn't pay you in posts! He has plenty to his name! :D

Maybe I should have paid in posts of seashells. Seems far more apt, no? :D

lilstewart

Apr 26, 2006, 05:45 PM

Crabs are teh aewsome. :D

Kardashian

Apr 26, 2006, 05:56 PM

~Shard~

Apr 26, 2006, 05:58 PM

We all have no idea what you're talking about. :cool:

P.S. Crab.

amateurmacfreak

Apr 26, 2006, 06:00 PM

Yes, yes, I am a female... If that's what the "female crab" was referring too.... :p ;)

Kardashian

Apr 26, 2006, 06:01 PM

We all have no idea what you're talking about. :cool:

P.S. Crab.

Damn you and your Demi=Godness! :confused:

Go on, your dying to tell me :p

2nyRiggz

Apr 26, 2006, 06:02 PM

Yup crabs...wait what?:confused: ...oh yea crabs!

Bless

Jaffa Cake

Apr 26, 2006, 06:06 PM

Okay.. whats the relation between all the Gods, Mods and inbetweens, oh, and Mad Jew... and

1. Crabs - in sigs, pics, and posts
2. Sigs involving Mad Jew quotes

Its driving me I-N-S-A-N-E! :confused:Hey, you're the one going on about crabs and stuff, mate... can't say I've noticed anything untoward going on myself. :confused:

GilGrissom

Apr 26, 2006, 06:50 PM

Hey, you're the one going on about crabs and stuff, mate... can't say I've noticed anything untoward going on myself. :confused:
I have to agree. No crabiness whatsoever. No talk of crabs and their natural crabby habitat. No mention of our secret crabby club where we all dress up as crabs, eat crab sticks and seemingly lick Mad Jew.

No no...I see no evidence of anything to do with crabs here! Crabs nonsence if u ask me! I think you're maybe seeing crabs too much!
Crabs crabs crabs crabs.

Clix Pix

Apr 26, 2006, 07:44 PM

Howzat? Crabs? :blinks:

asherman13

Apr 26, 2006, 08:30 PM

I think it's hilarious.

C'mon people, it's not that hard to figure out what happened...:)

LimeiBook86

Apr 26, 2006, 09:57 PM

I think it's hilarious.

C'mon people, it's not that hard to figure out what happened...:)
I'm sorry but, we can neither confirm or deny the existence of crabs at this time. :p
OW! I think I stepped on one!

lilstewart

Apr 26, 2006, 10:01 PM

I've stepped on at least 4 just browsing on the forums.

I think we should move the crabs. Damn crabs. :o

~Shard~

Apr 26, 2006, 10:05 PM

I've stepped on at least 4 just browsing on the forums.

I think we should move the crabs. Damn crabs. :o

Hey, are you an anti-crabbite? :eek: :p

zach

Apr 26, 2006, 10:07 PM

you're all just crabby, settledown.

~Shard~

Apr 26, 2006, 10:11 PM

you're all just crabby, settledown.

Yeah, can't we call just get a long and play a game of scrabble?

P.S. I especially approve of that quote zach. ;) :)

gekko513

Apr 26, 2006, 10:40 PM

I'm sorry but, we can neither confirm or deny the existence of crabs at this time. :p
OW! I think I stepped on one!
Check out crabrumors.com for the crab-news and crab-rumors you care about.

It seems Quanta ditched Apple, not the other way around, to manufacture the rumored iCrab.

eva01

Apr 26, 2006, 10:42 PM

Check out crabrumors.com for the crab-news and crab-rumors you care about.

Is it bad that i actually went there to see if it was an actual owned site or not :P just for the hell of it

iBlue

Apr 26, 2006, 11:26 PM

....But this doesn't account for Mad Jew being Licked by many forum members...hey, hang on, how come I'm not allowed to lick him?!

as for the licking: it started with my avatar (done in photobooth and photoshop) and went all downhill from there. that's all i have to say about that though. :p

as for the existence or non-existence of crabs: I'm not disclosed to bespeak any such information to you, nor would I, even if I had said information you want, at this juncture, be able. ;) :D

the first rule about crab-club is you cannot talk about crab-club.

(i love that movie) fight club, for those who aren't lucky enough to have seen it

kretzy

Apr 27, 2006, 12:02 AM

I've come up with a new theory. All of the MR deities are migrating to Christmas Island!

45926

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gekko513

Apr 27, 2006, 12:16 AM

Do sea otters eat crabs?

DZ/015

Apr 27, 2006, 12:19 AM

They are one of the staples of a sea otter's diet, along with sea urchins, clams, mussels, octopus and other invertebrates.

gekko513

Apr 27, 2006, 12:21 AM

They are one of the staples of a sea otter's diet, along with sea urchins, clams, mussels, octopus and other invertebrates.
:eek: Crawl for your lives, there's a sea otter in the bay!

xsedrinam

Apr 27, 2006, 12:24 AM

Do sea otters eat crabs?
Even with Hi Res binoculars, I don't see others eat crabs. :confused:

kretzy

Apr 27, 2006, 12:25 AM

:eek: Crawl for your lives, there's a sea otter in the bay!

Muahahaha! (or whatever sound sea otters make when they're laughing malevolently) :D

vniow

Apr 27, 2006, 01:08 AM

you're all just crabby, settledown.

How did he (http://forums.macrumors.com/member.php?u=15332) get into this?

LimeiBook86

Apr 27, 2006, 01:12 AM

How did he (http://forums.macrumors.com/member.php?u=15332) get into this?
Swing and a miss! :p haha

mad jew

Apr 27, 2006, 02:20 AM

I've come up with a new theory. All of the MR deities are migrating to Christmas Island!

If I was a deity, I'd pack a hammer.

kretzy

Apr 27, 2006, 02:30 AM

If I was a deity, I'd pack a hammer.
We all know you're deity. You're just still in the closet about it. :D

mad jew

Apr 27, 2006, 02:34 AM

No no no, I'm not a deity. You can't lick deities.

ReanimationLP

Apr 27, 2006, 02:47 AM

I'm gonna get flamed for this, I know.

But I live in Maryland.

And I hate seafood with a passion. >.>

Flame away. :D

UberMac

Apr 27, 2006, 03:03 AM

as for the licking: it started with my avatar (done in photobooth and photoshop) and went all downhill from there. that's all i have to say about that though. :p

So if I post 348 messages in the next couple of days (to get a 'tar) and then create my own wonderfully lickingy 'tar, can I get a piece of Mad Jew?! :p

Uber

/So where does the topless thing fit in...?! WHERE?!
//maybe iBlue was topless for the original 'tar pics
///and then mad jew took great pleasure in resizing them
////maybe not

mad jew

Apr 27, 2006, 04:22 AM

When iBlue goes topless, everything resizes.

kretzy

Apr 27, 2006, 06:41 AM

:eek:
Maybe a little too much information...

This thread has gone so many places and all I ever wanted to know was why everyone was getting crabby. :D

jadekitty24

Apr 27, 2006, 07:15 AM

Oh my lord, what clever banter...it feels like the PF. And an awful lot of usage of the word "crab". :D :eek: :D I do believe that creature hasn't been more beloved than right now!

GilGrissom

Apr 27, 2006, 08:40 AM

When iBlue goes topless, everything resizes.
Here speaks the voice of past experience!

~Shard~

Apr 27, 2006, 11:11 AM

So if I post 348 messages in the next couple of days (to get a 'tar) and then create my own wonderfully lickingy 'tar, can I get a piece of Mad Jew?! :p

Nah, you'll probably just get banned for spamming. :p :cool:

emw

Apr 27, 2006, 11:12 AM

Nah, you'll probably just get banned for spamming. :p :cool:
You didn't.

devilot

Apr 27, 2006, 11:13 AM

You didn't.:eek:

emw

Apr 27, 2006, 11:17 AM

:eek:
Speaking of spamming... :p

Oh, come on now, you know he deserved that. :D

~Shard~

Apr 27, 2006, 11:18 AM

You didn't.

That's right, I got banned for something else. :eek:

Plus, I don't think even I have made 348 posts in 2 days. Perhaps 340, yes, but 348, no way! :D

GilGrissom

Apr 27, 2006, 02:34 PM

That's right, I got banned for something else. :eek:

:eek: Surely not, Shard?! My spotless image of you has been shattered! :confused: :p

Doctor Q

Apr 27, 2006, 04:23 PM

I'm gonna get flamed for this, I know.

But I live in Maryland.

And I hate seafood with a passion. >.>

Flame away. :DWHY DO YOU LIVE IN MARYLAND!?!? THAT'S A TERRIBLE STATE!!! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT THE OFFICIAL MARYLAND STATE CRUSTACEAN IS CALLINECTES SAPIDUS, WHICH IS A DISGUSTING CREATURE. SHAME ON YOU FOR LIVING THERE!!!

(Is that the flame you had in mind?)

zelmo

Apr 27, 2006, 04:40 PM

I'm gonna get flamed for this, I know.

But I live in Maryland.

And I hate seafood with a passion. >.>

Flame away. :D

That's okay. It leaves more for us Marylanders who do love seafood.

Mmmmm..Bo Brooks (Damn I wish they were still in Gardenville. So much closer to home.:( )

katie ta achoo

Apr 27, 2006, 04:42 PM

Are hushpuppies seafood?

I could eat a wheelbarrow full of those fried goodness.

Saluki Alex

Apr 27, 2006, 04:49 PM

Are hushpuppies seafood?

I could eat a wheelbarrow full of those fried goodness.

Not quite seafood, but I love them too. Ever tried a corn popper, they're similiar, although I still prefer the orignal hushpuppies. :D

WildCowboy

Apr 27, 2006, 04:51 PM

Are hushpuppies seafood?

I could eat a wheelbarrow full of those fried goodness.

While often eaten with seafood, hushpuppies are just a cornmeal bread product.

But you're right...damn tasty!

katie ta achoo

Apr 27, 2006, 04:53 PM

Not quite seafood, but I love them too. Ever tried a corn popper, they're similiar, although I still prefer the orignal hushpuppies. :D

corn popper? (http://www.fisher-price.com/us/products/product.asp?id=199)
Do you mean corn fritters? Little fried bits with corn? YUM.

Ever since I was a kid, I never liked seafood. I think I've only eaten crab once in my life. (Mad Jew is safe! :p)

Just as long as there's hush puppies, this vegetarian will go to the seafood party. :D

PS
crab, crab... conspiracy, crab crabbed was crabbing with WHO?
With Sheila!
:eek:!

vniow

Apr 27, 2006, 05:15 PM

PS
crab, crab... conspiracy, crab crabbed was crabbing with WHO?
With Sheila!
:eek:!

Who the frack is Shelia?

mad jew

Apr 27, 2006, 05:20 PM

Sheila's me woman. Burns a stellar barbie when she's not offin' a croc.

emw

Apr 27, 2006, 05:20 PM

Who the frack is Shelia?
In case you were serious, Sheila = Australian slang for a woman

mad jew

Apr 27, 2006, 06:00 PM

You know, I actually don't know what any of you are talking about.

~Shard~

Apr 27, 2006, 07:00 PM

:eek: Surely not, Shard?! My spotless image of you has been shattered! :confused: :p

Sorry Gil, sometimes the truth hurts... ;) That was in the past though, I'm much better now... :o :cool:

You know, I actually don't know what any of you are talking about.

Is that crab grass on your hill? :eek:

mad jew

Apr 27, 2006, 07:07 PM

Is that crab grass on your hill? :eek:

Squint at the clouds above my crab grass and I swear you can make out a really sexy crab. It's a birdseye shot of a crab facing left (but obviously skittering off in a confusingly perpendicular direction).

iBlue

Apr 27, 2006, 07:38 PM

When iBlue goes topless, everything resizes.

hahaha :D

not sure how we got onto the topic of me topless though :o <shrugs>

zelmo

Apr 27, 2006, 08:31 PM

hahaha :D

not sure how we got onto the topic of me topless though :o <shrugs>

:confused: You mean you've never seen that thread?:confused:

~Shard~

Apr 27, 2006, 09:37 PM

Squint at the clouds above my crab grass and I swear you can make out a really sexy crab. It's a birdseye shot of a crab facing left (but obviously skittering off in a confusingly perpendicular direction).

Oh yeah, I see it now - cool. :cool: