Do you have "pr0n" in your home?

[iGary]

You can be anonymous - I'm just curious.

If you do discuss it, please keep it clean so the thread does not get shut down.

[kretzy]

What's pr0n? :confused: :p

[iGary]

What's pr0n? :confused: :p

So are you the one who voted yes or no. :D :p

[Stratification]

Emphatically no.

[iGary]

Emphatically no.

OK, question answered. :D

LMAO

[kretzy]

So are you the one who voted yes or no. :D :p
Wouldn't you like to know. Perhaps I haven't voted at all.

[yellow]

Ummm.. no... as far as anyone knows...

http://upload.yo-momma.net/uploads/smilies/dogeyes.gif

[floriflee]

Never have. Hopefully never will. If I find it there will probably be much intense discussion within the household.

[emw]

Where's the "No, but wish I did" option? ;)

[taytho]

What's pr0n? :confused: :p
read the poll question.

[iGary]

Wouldn't you like to know. Perhaps I haven't voted at all.

Sorry just giving you a difficult time. :) :o

[Koodauw]

Even if you dont have any, I think Oni has enough for everyone to share.
although there may be a fight for it.

[kretzy]

read the poll question.
Thanks, I just couldn't work it out.

Sorry just giving you a difficult time.
I was doing the same to you. :p ;)

[nbs2]

Now that I no longer use ME to surf the interweb, not even spyware can bring it in.

[jaydub]

I plead the FiF

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/page/i-21938.jpg

[iBlue]

sure.

(a friend of mine is a producer, he's given me tons of the stuff)

[mpw]

I've answered 'Yes', but I have a question; Do Photoshopped images from the MacRumors Members Photo Directory (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=170119) count?

If so then I'll need to change my answer to 'Hell Yes!'

I've actually got very little pr0n at home compared to my teenage years but I've been toying with the idea of starting a pr0n magazine. I just need, funding, a marketing plan, a photographer, some models etc. etc. etc., trouble is everytime I start thinking about researching the industry I get side-tracked somehow??

[emw]

sure.

(a friend of mine is a producer, he's given me tons of the stuff)Damn, I've got boring friends.

[BakedBeans]

Emphatically, Yes

;)

Nah, I mainly use the interweb for my porn needs ;)

[2nyRiggz]

Nope no porn.....proud to say that too.


Bless

[vniow]

I loaned what little sexuality related DVDs I have to a friend awhile back, no there's nothing like that in my home.

[Applespider]

Does having a book about two people trying to make a pr0n movie count?
Or one about a brothel receptionist in Adelaide?

[emw]

Does it count if you've made your own "home movies"?

[iBlue]

I've answered 'Yes', but I have a question; Do Photoshopped images from the MacRumors Members Photo Directory (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=170119) count?

If so then I'll need to change my answer to 'Hell Yes!'...

you trying to discourage people from posting pictures? :rolleyes:

[wordmunger]

I have DirecTV, so porn is constantly being beamed to my home (whether I actually watch it is a separate issue). I have Internet access, so porn is always a quick Google search away. But I don't have any porn mags, tapes, or DVDs, and I don't store any porn on my computer. So I guess whether the answer is yes or no depends on your definition of "in your home."

[Black&Tan]

I loaned what little sexuality related DVDs I have to a friend awhile back, no there's nothing like that in my home.


Hmmm... you loaned it. Does that mean you intend to get it back?

[gekko513]

I was going to vote "no", but then I remembered that DVD I bought in Barcelona. What a waste of money that was.

Does Internet pr0n count if you don't keep it?

[vniow]

Hmmm... you loaned it. Does that mean you intend to get it back?

Well, yeah. I don't usually watch or read stuff like that unless Ive got someone to share it with but since that hasn't happened in awhile I loaned them to a friend who needed them more than I.

[iGary]

I was going to vote "no", but then I remembered that DVD I bought in Barcelona. What a waste of money that was.

Does Internet pr0n count if you don't keep it?

Yeah, Internet pr0n technically counts...

[iGary]

Does it count if you've made your own "home movies"?


:eek:

[XNine]

The answer to this is simply "Yes." I'd die without Porn. Not that my sex life is bad at all, but it's always nice to see a new girl and not be in trouble for it. :D

[taytho]

Well, yeah. I don't usually watch or read stuff like that unless Ive got someone to share it with but since that hasn't happened in awhile I loaned them to a friend who needed them more than I.
sorry to hear that

[devilot]

Does it count if you've made your own "home movies"?Oooh, ma ma ma maaaah. I'm telling! :D

Yup. But to be fair, it's more of an instructional DVD. Literally, the person who made it normally writes sex advice columns and whatnot. :shrug: I find sexual behaviors and alternative sexual communities/lifestyles to be really interesting and important to know about and study. No dirtiness!

[camus]

sure.

(a friend of mine is a producer, he's given me tons of the stuff)

:cool:

[rdowns]

Do naked pictures of Roz Ho count?

[devilot]

Do naked pictures of Roz Ho count?If I remember what she looks like... :insert vomit smiliey: n/m I just googled her image... she's all right, I suppose. :o

[zelmo]

Does a picture of an old G3/266 DT with it's top off count as pr0n?:confused:

[iGary]

Do naked pictures of Roz Ho count?

:eek:

*here's a get into counseling for free card*

[emw]

Does a picture of an old G3/266 DT with it's top off count as pr0n?:confused:
Only if you've overclocked it.

[rdowns]

Does a picture of an old G3/266 DT with it's top off count as pr0n?:confused:


Depends on how big the RAM is.

[Electro Funk]

isn't that why we all bought computers? :p

[vniow]

Yup. But to be fair, it's more of an instructional DVD. Literally, the person who made it normally writes sex advice columns and whatnot.


Bingo. Those are often more facinating that traditional porn which is hopelessly unrealistic most of the time. I actually find most porn boring for that reason.

[rdowns]

:eek:

*here's a get into counseling for free card*

I only have the 4 you sent me.

[Electro Funk]

Does a picture of an old G3/266 DT with it's top off count as pr0n?:confused:

Does the HARD DRIVE still work?

[devilot]

I actually find most porn boring for that reason.What do you mean?! Don't you find that the original soundtracks are so moving and complement the action so well? :p

[scem0]

I don't have any pr0n on my computer but I have gigs and gigs of porn ;). I don't have any physical movies of porn, per se, but I have full movies (uncompressed DVDs even, as well as compressed videos) of porn ripped onto my computer.

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[iGary]

I don't have any pr0n on my computer but I have gigs and gigs of porn ;). I don't have any physical movies of porn, per se, but I have full movies (uncompressed DVDs even, as well as compressed videos) of porn ripped onto my computer.

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Naughty boy. :p :D

[taytho]

What do you mean?! Don't you find that the original soundtracks are so moving and complement the action so well? :p
that and the completely unpredictable plot lines!

[iSaint]

I voted no. But, I have two live action figures. They aren't very exciting, though...well, at least one of them isn't.

[devilot]

that and the completely unpredictable plot lines!My bad, how could I have forgotten all of those twists?! :D

[iBlue]

My bad, how could I have forgotten all of those twists?! :D

yeah, keeps me on the edge of my seat.

[scem0]

Naughty boy. :p :D

about 15 gigs naughty! :p :o :D

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[taytho]

For how many of you is this material public knowledge? Like, spouse or significant other knows about it. Does your mom know about this?

[devilot]

For how many of you is this material public knowledge? Like, spouse or significant other knows about it. Does your mom know about this?Yes. Probably. :p

[scem0]

For how many of you is this material public knowledge? Like, spouse or significant other knows about it. Does your mom know about this?

S.O. - Yes.
Mom - Yes. She knows that I have porn, but she doesn't know how much. She doesn't know what kind of porn it is (she knows it is gay porn, but she doens't know anything beyond that).
Friends - Yes. Some know what kind it is, and some have even watched some of it :P. Back in my dorm we had a gay porn education night where me and mah gay friends taught the straight girls about gay porn. Oh how I miss living in my dorm.... :)

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[emw]

For how many of you is this material public knowledge? Like, spouse or significant other knows about it. Does your mom know about this?Luckily, my mom doesn't live with me. This doesn't mean she isn't aware of it. I believe she is aware of any "improper" thing I have ever owned, and likely has cataloged the location of each of these in some sort of "mom database" so that she can casually reference it later in life.

Example: Hey, the Salvation Army is running a collection for old clothes. Do you have any shirts in your closet you don't wear? Perhaps those ones that hang over the pile of jeans with holes in them? You know, that sits on that bag with the locked box in it where you keep your dirty magazines?

[vniow]

For how many of you is this material public knowledge? Like, spouse or significant other knows about it. Does your mom know about this?

I loan my stuff to my friends so most of them know, I'm single so no worries about that and my mom already knows I'm a sort of kinky bitch so she probably wouldn't be suprised.

[miniConvert]

Example: Hey, the Salvation Army is running a collection for old clothes. Do you have any shirts in your closet you don't wear? Perhaps those ones that hang over the pile of jeans with holes in them? You know, that sits on that bag with the locked box in it where you keep your dirty magazines?
LoL! Too funny ;)

I think mums with sons generally understand that there'll be at least some porn around somewhere, even if it's on computer.

[jsw]

Does it count if you've made your own "home movies"?
*** runs to employee bathroom ***

*** retches ***

Come on, man. Please at least white that sort of thing out with a warning for me.

*** calls other brother to share the pain ***

On topic: yes, of course. How am I to stop the spread of such wretched filth if i do not educate myself as to what it is?
Example: Hey, the Salvation Army is running a collection for old clothes. Do you have any shirts in your closet you don't wear? Perhaps those ones that hang over the pile of jeans with holes in them? You know, that sits on that bag with the locked box in it where you keep your dirty magazines?Or in my case, while home from college and drying dishes she was washing...

"Hey Mom, did you put my old Omni magazines [note: sci-fi'ish early 80's magazine] somewhere?

"Yes, they're downstairs next to your Playboy collection."

Awk, meet Ward.

[emw]

Come on, man. Please at least white that sort of thing out with a warning for me.What, and ruin my fun?

And, no, we don't have any "home movies" so you can stop rifling through my closet when you come over looking for things to burn.

[Boggle]

Yes, but I never watched it. :D

[Queso]

I have no pr0n, but then I lost my genitalia some years back in an accident involving a combine harvester and a fruit juicer.

Of course the upside is, without any testosterone, I no longer have to shave in the mornings :cool:

[taytho]

I have no pr0n, but then I lost my genitalia some years back in an accident involving a combine harvester and a fruit juicer.

Of course the upside is, without any testosterone, I no longer have to shave in the mornings :cool:
uhhhhhhhh..................:confused:

[Cooknn]

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition is about as crazy as it gets around my place. Gotta set an example for the young'ns ;)

[mactastic]

Lol... what would life be without "pr0n"?

[SamIchi]

Ummm... doens't everyone have porn since the have a mac, and an internet connection? I mean, Google boobs, and Bam! Instant porn! How are there people answering no?

[miniConvert]

Ummm... doens't everyone have porn since the have a mac, and an internet connection? I mean, Google boobs, and Bam! Instant porn! How are there people answering no?
Y'know, Mac's are pretty hot all by themselves... oh baby.

[jsw]

Y'know, Mac's are pretty hot all by themselves... oh baby.
Literally, in the case of the MBP....

[Blue Velvet]

No. It holds no appeal at all.

I do have some movies that are fairly steamy though but I guess that doesn't count... Crash (David Cronenberg) being the first one that comes to mind, but that's also pretty soulless... but most porn is like that I guess.

[Felldownthewell]

Porn is...awesome.









And that would be a yes.

[4God]

Nope, that would be like cheating on my wife - IMO.

[freeny]

OOOH! My favorite topic!;)
Durring my stint as an Illustrator for Penthouse I was given more than I could possibly want in magazine form.

As far as video goes Ill also have to take the "fif".

And yes my wife knows and really doesnt have issue with it. I was doing erotic illustrations before I met her, so it was already on the table before marriage.
There are paintings I have done that she has become very attached to and wont let me sell.

Porn IS awesome Felldownthewell.;)

[mactastic]

Nope, that would be like cheating on my wife - IMO.
Not if you're watching it together! Just a suggestion. :D

[XNine]

Not if you're watching it together! Just a suggestion. :D

See, that's funny. Because my GF was all like "Porn is gross" and then I was like "whatever, don't expect me to get rid of it when we move in together." Now... she's always like "check this site out!" We watch it together, share it together. She really gets into the girl on girl thing... Which, I think ALL women are lesbians when their husbands/boyfriends aren't around. Which is fine by me.

[mad jew]

A woman's body is a sanctuary and should not be treated with such disrespect as to be pounding my love hammer in awe at their funkalicious booty and their rapturous mammaries as they perform sensual acts on my computer and/or television screen.

[skunk]

A woman's body is a sanctuary and should not be treated with such disrespect as to be pounding my love hammer in awe at their funkalicious booty and their rapturous mammaries as they perform sensual acts on my computer and/or television screen.Yeah!

Um, what?:confused:

[kretzy]

A woman's body is a sanctuary and should not be treated with such disrespect as to be pounding my love hammer in awe at their funkalicious booty and their rapturous mammaries as they perform sensual acts on my computer and/or television screen.
:eek: :eek: :eek:

I thought this was a FAMILY forum?

[mactastic]

Boy do I want to enter that sanctuary...:p

[skunk]

Boy do I want to enter that sanctuary...:pRemember to bare your head. Show proper respect.

[Blue Velvet]

Remember to bare your head. Show proper respect.

:eek: :D

[Lau]

Remember to bare your head. Show proper respect.

I was going to say "remove your shoes", which, although equally good advice for such a situation, is perhaps less amusing...

[mactastic]

:D Remember to bare your head. Show proper respect.
Is that the respect the sanctuary will be seeking come sunup?

[kretzy]

And so begins the steep, rapid decline...

:p

[Blue Velvet]

I was going to say "remove your shoes"...

And socks too. Socks are never sexy... unless they're iPod socks.

[skunk]

And socks too.All three of them.

[mad jew]

All three of them.


More like seven...

[kretzy]

More like seven...
Doesn't that get confusing?

[skunk]

More like seven...Regular soxmaniac, aren't you?

[skunk]

Doesn't that get confusing?Not if they're all the same colour. Except one.

[Lau]

Doesn't that get confusing?

Depends if they're all the same size. Although in his case, I'm not sure what's better.

[Cooknn]

Yeah!

Um, what?:confused:LMAO! :D

[someguy]

That depends, is this including Internet porn saved onto my hard drive? If so, yes. If not, yes.

[yg17]

I have some on my computer. No magazines or DVDs though. Although I get Cinemax with my digital cable, and at night, that become Skinemax :D

[mactastic]

And don't forget the kittie porn... Nothin' hotter than watching two cats go at it!:eek:

[mpw]

For how many of you is this material public knowledge?... ...Does your mom know about this?
Oh yes (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=1716932#post1716932)!:o

[scem0]

And don't forget the kittie porn... Nothin' hotter than watching two cats go at it!:eek:

uh oh, you're asking for the kittie porn avatar!

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[Mike Teezie]

I've answered 'Yes', but I have a question; Do Photoshopped images from the MacRumors Members Photo Directory (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=170119) count?

If so then I'll need to change my answer to 'Hell Yes!'

I've actually got very little pr0n at home compared to my teenage years but I've been toying with the idea of starting a pr0n magazine. I just need, funding, a marketing plan, a photographer, some models etc. etc. etc., trouble is everytime I start thinking about researching the industry I get side-tracked somehow??

You need a photographer, I'm your man.

:D

[vniow]

Which, I think ALL women are lesbians when their husbands/boyfriends aren't around. Which is fine by me.

Me too.

[Stridder44]

Naughty boy. :p :D


about 15 gigs naughty! :p :o :D

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I hope you two are opposite genders or else Im going to go scrub myself with a live curling iron.

[kretzy]

I hope you two are opposite genders or else Im going to go scrub myself with a live curling iron.
Start warming it up then...:p

[vniow]

I hope you two are opposite genders or else Im going to go scrub myself with a live curling iron.

OMG, gays!!! Run for your lives!!!

[scem0]

Start warming it up then...:p

thanks :).

Get that curling iron real hot, Stridder!

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[devilot]

I hope you two are opposite genders or else Im going to go scrub myself with a live curling iron.Who needs p0rn when you can watch a masochist in action?

[kretzy]

Who needs p0rn when you can watch a masochist in action?

Lol!

No worries scem0!;)

[vniow]

Who needs p0rn when you can watch a masochist in action?

If I had food in my mouth I would have spit it out. Thank you.

[iGary]

I hope you two are opposite genders or else Im going to go scrub myself with a live curling iron.

Do they have a burn clinic where you live?

[Felldownthewell]

I hope you two are opposite genders or else Im going to go scrub myself with a live curling iron.

The real question is why do you have a curling iron? :eek:

[Apple Hobo]

No. I do not have a copy of Hot Latin _____ in my middle desk drawer.

[2nyRiggz]

No. I do not have a copy of Hot Latin _____ in my middle desk drawer.

Yea those latin women are hot.....yummmmmm:) ...oh i'm sorry i went off on a tangent again.

make sure it's still there now....it might of fallen into my pocket when i was prying open that drawer.


Bless

[mkrishnan]

I hope you two are opposite genders or else Im going to go scrub myself with a live curling iron.

I'm going to ask the can open, worms everywhere question, and wonder if you actually already knew the answer to this before you asked or not? :eek: :o

Mmmm... ain't nuthin' wrong with hot boy-on-boy kissing.

I, erm, well, it usually depends on how recently I've emptied my cache. :eek: ;) :D

[iAlan]

As of this post 44.35% of respondants answered 'No'.

I wonder how many of them are liars!

:)

[Boggle]

I hope you two are opposite genders or else Im going to go scrub myself with a live curling iron.

This place provides "after care" I think you'll probably need some. BOUND (http://dc.bound.org/) Mazel Tov

[Boggle]

I hope you two are opposite genders or else Im going to go scrub myself with a live curling iron.

This place provides "after care" I think you'll probably need some. Mazel Tov (http://dc.bound.org/)


Mazza Fazza friggin' browser refresh button... SORRY EVERYBODY!

[Felldownthewell]

As of this post 44.35% of respondants answered 'No'.

I wonder how many of them are liars!

:)

Most of them. :rolleyes:

Nothing wrong with a little porn! As long as its not children and the people are consenting to whatever they are doing of course!

[truz]

I only got one dvd.. it's a bit old "playboy, no boys allowed - 100% girls". I have had it for a good amount of years.

[virus1]

Yeah, Internet pr0n technically counts...
oops, voted wrong then.
Basically, the problem is for dudes like me, i can't find anything that satisfies me, i can only find achem.. people.. older than i (due to legal issues of course) i mean im no rapist, i just want a kick from girls who are my age.. i think its better that way. but i have found a site or two...

[Felldownthewell]

oops, voted wrong then.
Basically, the problem is for dudes like me, i can't find anything that satisfies me, i can only find achem.. people.. older than i (due to legal issues of course) i mean im no rapist, i just want a kick from girls who are my age.. i think its better that way. but i have found a site or two...


I have this odd habit of clicking and highlighting text as I read it...it drives people sitting around me crazy but it has proven to be quite useful on MR... :D

And I guess it really depends on what your age is. And while I understand what you are feeling I'm pretty sure its still illegal. Anyway, I figure porn is fantasy; why fantasize about girls my own age when they are the ones who I date and...do other things with? Porn is for fantasies that will probably never happen.

[jaydub]

I only got one dvd.. it's a bit old "playboy, no boys allowed - 100% girls". I have had it for a good amount of years.
LOL my dad used to have that sort of stuff, all VHS. He's subscribed to Playboy for a number of years.

[TheMonarch]

oops, voted wrong then.
Basically, the problem is for dudes like me, i can't find anything that satisfies me, i can only find achem.. people.. older than i (due to legal issues of course) i mean im no rapist, i just want a kick from girls who are my age.. i think its better that way. but i have found a site or two...


1 - Problem with dudes like you is that you're not old enough to be watching those things in the first place.

2 - While I doubt I'll get you to change your mind; do you not realize that little girls are being photographed by pedophiles? And by visiting those sites, you're supporting such disgusting acts?

[virus1]

1 - Problem with dudes like you is that you're not old enough to be watching those things in the first place.

2 - While I doubt I'll get you to change your mind; do you not realize that little girls are being photographed by pedophiles? And by visiting those sites, you're supporting such disgusting acts?
1- are you kidding me? (yes i technically know its illegal, but don't start)

2- i strongly agree with you, when there are 8 year olds out there, close to naked.. that is terrible, but when they are older, i think that if it was thier own choice, it is much more tolerable, but if it wasn't, it is just as despicable.

[katie ta achoo]

2- i strongly agree with you, when there are 8 year olds out there, close to naked.. that is terrible, but when they are older, i think that if it was thier own choice, it is much more tolerable, but if it wasn't, it is just as despicable.

Older like what? :confused:
Legally, choices like that can't be made until the subject is 18.

A lot of maturity can happen between the ages of 14 to 18, but that's not saying a person who is the age of 17 is inherently less mature than someone who is of age.

Also, creepy kiddy fiddlers can see that "hey! this one 14 year old girl thinks it's OK to do that in pictures, maybe this one will think it's ok IRL! I'll go talk to her!"

And remember that your IP addy is recorded every time you go... and los federalés have access to server records.

why yes, I did watch law and order last night!

[TheMonarch]

1- are you kidding me? (yes i technically know its illegal, but don't start)

2- i strongly agree with you, when there are 8 year olds out there, close to naked.. that is terrible, but when they are older, i think that if it was thier own choice, it is much more tolerable, but if it wasn't, it is just as despicable.

1 - I won't start

2 - I'll put this is more pressing terms. You can get your parents arrested

[3rdpath]

just the stuff my wife buys.

;)

[virus1]

Older like what? :confused:
Legally, choices like that can't be made until the subject is 18.

A lot of maturity can happen between the ages of 14 to 18, but that's not saying a person who is the age of 17 is inherently less mature than someone who is of age.

Also, creepy kiddy fiddlers can see that "hey! this one 14 year old girl thinks it's OK to do that in pictures, maybe this one will think it's ok IRL! I'll go talk to her!"

And remember that your IP addy is recorded every time you go... and los federalés have access to server records.

why yes, I did watch law and order last night!that makes sense, and i think we are all in agreement that it is not fair. there is danger from people who see these pictures and actually want to go out and have sex with these underage girls.

the problem is, that i find most perticularly unfair is, our instinct is to crave sexual relations at this age, for reproduction. and recently, there have been baracades put on that, throwing off nature. it is nobody's fault, people just thought that we had enough time in our lives to wait till we were "of age" to go with our instinct.

god this makes me uncomfortable... :rolleyes:

[virus1]

1 - I won't start

2 - I'll put this is more pressing terms. You can get your parents arrested
1- Good, because you didn't want to start me up on that subject

2- why would the feds of all people go after a 14 year old guy just after some enjoyment? wouldn't they be a little more caught up in arresting the people who actually took these photos, or worse, the rapists and adults who actually get kicks out of this stuff, putting these kids in danger?

i hear ya, but before sayin im gonna get my whole family tossed in the clinker, you have to put it into perspective.

[katie ta achoo]

1- Good, because you didn't want to start me up on that subject

2- why would the feds of all people go after a 14 year old guy just after some enjoyment? wouldn't they be a little more caught up in arresting the people who actually took these photos, or worse, the rapists and adults who get kicks out of this stuff?

i hear ya, but before sayin im gonna get my whole family tossed in the clinker, you have to put it into perspective.

Some countries, including the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, New Zealand and The Netherlands, outlaw mere possession.
*edited* to add wikipedia link (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_pornography)
possession = viewing it on your Mac, having it download to the cache.

Aged 14 or 80, the viewer is still seeing illegal pictures and documents.

Read 18 USC § 2256 (http://www4.law.cornell.edu/uscode/html/uscode18/usc_sec_18_00002256----000-.html), esp bullet 8.

To the law, there is no perspective.

[m2uk]

Speaking as a European (look at New York, follow line across until you see a shape of a woman sitting down right to left.. that's the UK the start of Europe) some of the predominantly American comments about the four letter P word are predicatably entertaining.

:)

[freeny]

Speaking as a European (look at New York, follow line across until you see a shape of a woman sitting down right to left.. that's the UK the start of Europe) some of the predominantly American comments about the four letter P word are predicatably entertaining.

:)
Isnt Iceland technically the most Western European country and therefore the "start of Europe"?

[Queso]

Isnt Iceland technically the most Western European country and therefore the "start of Europe"?

The eastern half of it, yes. It straddles the join between Europe and North America.

http://geology.er.usgs.gov/eastern/plates.html

Although what that has to do with this thread is anyone's guess.

[m2uk]

Not an EU member and I don't think it falls on the continental shelf but it has been over 20 years since I needed to learn that stuff. But was making easy for the U.S. members to look at N.Y. on a map and go east !

Courtesy of the CIA: strategic location between Greenland and Europe; westernmost European country; Reykjavik is the northernmost national capital in the world; more land covered by glaciers than in all of continental Europe

[quigleybc]

Two words....

Stefani
Morgan....


:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[truz]

http://www.noobsparadise.com/smackass.gif had to post it. ;)


http://www.noobsparadise.com/rofl.gif

[Abstract]

Why would you need porn in the house when it's all over the net?

I just need, funding, a marketing plan, a photographer, some models etc. etc. etc., trouble is everytime I start thinking about researching the industry I get side-tracked somehow??

Side-tracked from porn? Hmmm.....I think I know how it happened. :eek:

I voted no. But, I have two live action figures. They aren't very exciting, though...well, at least one of them isn't.

Soooo......one's the "giver"?

[Boggle]

A relationship can be divided into stages of porn:

Stage 1: The guy is reluctant to admit to possession, use, & frequency of use; and the girl is reluctant to admit how much she wants to watch it too.
Stage 2: The stash is found & the woman checks out the material. And gets turned on!
Stage 3: The woman confronts the guy despite being turned-on!
Stage 4: The man defends himself and gets guilt trip that leads to watching together.
Stage 5: The woman initiates intimacy while viewing.
Stage 6: The guy becomes much more whipped than would otherwise be possible. However, he wears a mysterious grin @ all times.

This is a unviersal truth! Yeah, happens to every couple. Or that's what I keep telling myself.

[Abstract]

just the stuff my wife buys.

;)

*high fives 3rdpath*

[shadowmoses]

Not gonna deny it I DO I DO!!! but its all on my hard drive its not like I have a collection of mags and DVD's...

SHadoW

[iGav]

but its all on my hard drive

As though that's less shady than having some spank mags under your bed. :p

[clayj]

Does a complete collection of all Playboy magazines stretching back to 1988 count? :p

[TheEdisonEffect]

That tape in the VCR isn't mine... so just put it in the drawer with all those other tapes that aren't mine. :D

But back OT, I've got a couple Playboys laying around somewhere, mainly just because I got 'em free and they're an interesting read... nothing I'd really care to use for its unstated purpose, though. I don't really see how people can consider a picture in a magazine to be sexy... I mean, it's just a staged and retouched picture of a girl you can't have and probably wouldn't get along with anyway. Sure it can be beautiful, but arousing? No... :confused:

[janey]

Yes. Apparently too much too.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/chix0r/screenies/screenshot001.jpg
That was back in um...mid 2005. :p :o :o :o

[Mord]

Holy pornography batman!

yes, but it's not mine......

[vniow]

Holy pornography batman!

You have Batman and Robin porn?

[janey]

Holy pornography batman!
Considering that the bulk of that was high res pictures and DVDr's...no, not that much.

[clayj]

You have Batman and Robin porn?Ewwwww... :eek:

[Mord]

thats one fetish i have never seen.......


*runs off to google it*

:o :o :o

[mkrishnan]

Considering that the bulk of that was high res pictures and DVDr's...no, not that much.

That reminds me of when Spotlight first came out and we were spotlighting "porn" and other unsavory things to see what badness was on our drives. :o

Damn, Janey, I can't believe your porn collection is more than twice as big as my iPod!

:eek:

[janey]

Damn, Janey, I can't believe your porn collection is more than twice as big as my iPod!
It's gotten bigger since then, but again, they're mostly high res stuff..

[Abulia]

Yes, and the wife and I have been known to watch it together. :)

[vniow]

Damn, Janey, I can't believe your porn collection is more than twice as big as my iPod!

:eek:


I can. ;)

[dogbone]

No, it's mostly crap. I prefer our own real life pr0n.

... its all on my hard drive...


I think there's a joke in there somewhere about converting a floppy disk to a hard drive...

[HckySo]

Yes. Apparently too much too.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/chix0r/screenies/screenshot001.jpg
That was back in um...mid 2005. :p :o :o :o

Holy vagina thats a lot of porn.

I do have my fair share as well though.

[mkrishnan]

I can. ;)

At last, a reason to get a larger iPod!!! :D

[devilot]

Considering that the bulk of that was high res pictures and DVDr's...no, not that much.:D I wonder how many PMs you've gotten as a result of this thread. Is this ok in this thread to ask? Is it girl on girl action?

[Chip NoVaMac]

Does the "Joy of Sex" count? ;)

Remember iGary, it HAS been more than a year since the break-up. :D

Does it count if you've made your own "home movies"?

I think it does, but I won't tell. :)

For how many of you is this material public knowledge? Like, spouse or significant other knows about it. Does your mom know about this?

After my overseas trip this past February - with my sister doing a "Helen Keller" on me (cleaning and rearranging my apartment, she probably know more than she wanted. :eek: )

Do they have a burn clinic where you live?

LOL, glad I waited for my post to that! I was thinking of they should better start plugging that sucker in.

Does a complete collection of all Playboy magazines stretching back to 1988 count? :p

No, but Playgirl does. :D Sorry it had to be said. <blush>

thats one fetish i have never seen.......


*runs off to google it*

:o :o :o

It lives! Had a friend that sent me images long ago of "super hero" pOrn. Of all gender biases!

[Kernow]

Does having a book about two people trying to make a pr0n movie count?

'Once More, with Feeling'?

[maestro55]

Yeah, Internet pr0n technically counts...

In that case, my answer is technically 'yes'. However, since technically it is against the law in the United States for me to view Porn, than offically "no".

...as any 17 year old ever been prosecuted for looking at porn online? I highly doubt it.

Someone mentioned wanting to start a porn magazine. Actually, my idea was when I turned 18 to save my money for a good DSLR and start a website. I figured that if I had the cash to pay to a couple of good looking girls I could start a site and bring in enough revenue to continue paying the models and funding other things I want. Of course, there are so many free sites on the web, that I don't know if people really pay for it. umm..