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JDOG_
May 19, 2006, 05:16 PM
Well, I thought in light of the new NY Apple retail store opening today, I'd throw up a caption contest. No prizes to give out, but I think we can have some fun with this one :D

andym172
May 19, 2006, 05:22 PM
My hands are CLEAN I'm telling you. It wasn't me who left those prints...

FF_productions
May 19, 2006, 05:28 PM
Talk to the hand, because Steve Jobs doesn't want to talk to you.

Damn, Steve needs some new clothes...

monke
May 19, 2006, 05:31 PM
Honestly guys, I don't think my palm can tell us the future of Apple.

Spanky Deluxe
May 19, 2006, 05:41 PM
I'm telling you, I own Apple. Now let me in!!

mcarnes
May 19, 2006, 05:45 PM
Are you honestly telling me you don't see the purple dog I'm holding?

monke
May 19, 2006, 05:47 PM
I couldn't resist one more....

The new iPod Invisa, look at it quickly before it floats away.

andym172
May 19, 2006, 05:59 PM
I'm going to count to 10, if I don't have one of those lovely black MacBook's in my hand there's going to be murder!

Ten, nine, eight, seven...

Felldownthewell
May 19, 2006, 06:00 PM
"Hey...you can't be Steve Jobs....I'm Steve Jobs!"

Daveway
May 19, 2006, 06:01 PM
How many times do I have to tell you guys? I'm not giving up my $600 black cardigan and jeans!

macOSX-tastic
May 19, 2006, 06:05 PM
whaddaya mean you cant find the keys to the store? the people are waiting!!!

2) look pal, ive got two hands, and i can slap you with either one of them so move out of the way!
S

Phat_Pat
May 19, 2006, 06:07 PM
"why is that jackass behind me wearing a Red Sox hat"

Phobophobia
May 19, 2006, 06:16 PM
"I'm about to make you an offer you can't refuse."

w_parietti22
May 19, 2006, 06:25 PM
"See the grey and jeans just doesnt look good. You should really try black and jeans sometime"

shuurajou
May 19, 2006, 06:28 PM
".... where the hell is the ribbon!"

Doctor Q
May 19, 2006, 06:30 PM
"Whoever left that 30-foot scratch is gonna get such a slap!"

Afro1989
May 19, 2006, 06:32 PM
http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/5061/steve9cv.jpg

FF_productions
May 19, 2006, 06:37 PM
"I'm about to make you an offer you can't refuse."

A PowerBook G5.

EricNau
May 19, 2006, 06:37 PM
This cube does NOT look 60 feet tall. 60 feet! I SAID SIX-TY FEET! :mad:

beatle888
May 19, 2006, 06:39 PM
Well, I thought in light of the new NY Apple retail store opening today, I'd throw up a caption contest. No prizes to give out, but I think we can have some fun with this one :D


its my latest invention, the new palm pilot we're calling it the "hand job"

Doctor Q
May 19, 2006, 06:46 PM
"How do you do that 'Live long and prosper' thing again?"

monke
May 19, 2006, 06:49 PM
Before I open the door, I want you to count how many people are staring at me. :)

Glenn Wolsey
May 19, 2006, 06:51 PM
My hands are CLEAN I'm telling you. It wasn't me who left those prints...

I love it! :D

Peyton
May 19, 2006, 06:52 PM
"what can you do about this police man sticking his tongue out at me!?!"

2nyRiggz
May 19, 2006, 07:37 PM
"You see these hands boy!....i'll slap you if you dont move outta my way...bastard"


Bless

Johnny.MacLeod
May 19, 2006, 07:41 PM
"Oh crap I walked into it again! Whos idea was it to make it a "CLEAR" cube?"

Lurk
May 19, 2006, 08:23 PM
"Oh crap I walked into it again! Whos idea was it to make it a "CLEAR" cube?"
Lol, nice one.

"Use the force!"

ITASOR
May 19, 2006, 08:29 PM
"Where is it?"

Peyton
May 19, 2006, 08:33 PM
"Where is it?"

Haha, exactly, 'where is this thing I spent $33 million on!

Counterfit
May 19, 2006, 08:46 PM
"Are you sure you gave me the keys?"

CompUser
May 19, 2006, 08:52 PM
Sorry, I could not resist.

Afro1989
May 19, 2006, 09:02 PM
Agreed ^^

iamhammill
May 19, 2006, 09:04 PM
"This is how we raise the mysterious elevator."

monke
May 19, 2006, 09:16 PM
"I had the golden ticket in my hand, but the wind blew it away. Can I get in anyway?"

mulletman13
May 19, 2006, 09:39 PM
" Hello everybody. I'd like to welcome you to the 147th

http://att.macrumors.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=47966&d=1148076903

Arple.. store?"

*slight look of confusion*

FF_productions
May 19, 2006, 09:41 PM
I must warn you, I have a blackbelt in karate and I will kick your ass...

dornoforpyros
May 19, 2006, 09:41 PM
hehe

flyfish29
May 19, 2006, 10:03 PM
"Now, how did Leonard Nemoy make that gesture?"


"Now, why is this guy(edit- guys) behind me taking a picture of my ass?" (look closely!)

FF_productions
May 19, 2006, 10:18 PM
"Now, why is this guy(edit- guys) behind me taking a picture of my ass?" (look closely!)

I have been working out my buttocks lately, and it's paying off!!

ChrisFromCanada
May 19, 2006, 11:05 PM
Are you honestly telling me you don't see the purple dog I'm holding?

By far the funniest response so far.

Abstract
May 20, 2006, 12:15 AM
"Whaddaya mean you think I manicure? I don't manicure, b****."

"In my hands is the G5 PowerBook."

monke
May 20, 2006, 12:27 AM
Jobs: "It just doesn't add up"

Grey Shirt: "What doesn't?"

Jobs: "5+1, it should equal six right, but in this hand all I can get is five."

Grey Shirt: "Steve, look at your thumb"

Jobs: "Ohh, that would explain the recent calculator problems" :D

GoCubsGo
May 20, 2006, 01:31 AM
And I'm where exactly?

balamw
May 20, 2006, 01:49 AM
Pick a hand to find the iPod AV. Nope not that one!

B

blackfox
May 20, 2006, 02:04 AM
"woah...what exactly do we put in the kool-aid?"

fuzzn
May 20, 2006, 11:00 AM
My hands are CLEAN I'm telling you. It wasn't me who left those prints...

HAHAHAHAHA... you juss made me laugh for the first time this day... yes... it has been a very boring day :)

JDOG_
May 20, 2006, 09:31 PM
Thought I'd throw one in here. :D Sausage source... (http://www.cargillturkey.com/PackagingLinks/HSW-Sausage/HSWSaugItalHot.jpg)

http://images17.fotki.com/v304/photos/1/115471/2865848/SausageJuggler-vi.jpg

Rickay726
May 29, 2006, 10:04 AM
Thought I'd throw one in here. :D Sausage source... (http://www.cargillturkey.com/PackagingLinks/HSW-Sausage/HSWSaugItalHot.jpg)

http://images17.fotki.com/v304/photos/1/115471/2865848/SausageJuggler-vi.jpg



very very very random.:confused:

miTunes75
Jun 9, 2006, 03:13 PM
Yes, this hand is always busy... look at these calluses :eek:

miTunes75
Jun 9, 2006, 03:17 PM
Hey... that dude standing to my right with his tongue sticking out... is he lookin at my butt?? I don't think I can get these jeans any tighter.