Photo Contest: Steve Jobs @ NY Apple Store Opening

[JDOG_]

Well, I thought in light of the new NY Apple retail store opening today, I'd throw up a caption contest. No prizes to give out, but I think we can have some fun with this one :D

[andym172]

My hands are CLEAN I'm telling you. It wasn't me who left those prints...

[FF_productions]

Talk to the hand, because Steve Jobs doesn't want to talk to you.

Damn, Steve needs some new clothes...

[monke]

Honestly guys, I don't think my palm can tell us the future of Apple.

[Spanky Deluxe]

I'm telling you, I own Apple. Now let me in!!

[mcarnes]

Are you honestly telling me you don't see the purple dog I'm holding?

[monke]

I couldn't resist one more....

The new iPod Invisa, look at it quickly before it floats away.

[andym172]

I'm going to count to 10, if I don't have one of those lovely black MacBook's in my hand there's going to be murder!

Ten, nine, eight, seven...

[Felldownthewell]

"Hey...you can't be Steve Jobs....I'm Steve Jobs!"

[Daveway]

How many times do I have to tell you guys? I'm not giving up my $600 black cardigan and jeans!

[macOSX-tastic]

whaddaya mean you cant find the keys to the store? the people are waiting!!!

2) look pal, ive got two hands, and i can slap you with either one of them so move out of the way!
S

[Phat_Pat]

"why is that jackass behind me wearing a Red Sox hat"

[Phobophobia]

"I'm about to make you an offer you can't refuse."

[w_parietti22]

"See the grey and jeans just doesnt look good. You should really try black and jeans sometime"

[shuurajou]

".... where the hell is the ribbon!"

[Doctor Q]

"Whoever left that 30-foot scratch is gonna get such a slap!"

[Afro1989]

http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/5061/steve9cv.jpg

[FF_productions]

"I'm about to make you an offer you can't refuse."

A PowerBook G5.

[EricNau]

This cube does NOT look 60 feet tall. 60 feet! I SAID SIX-TY FEET! :mad:

[beatle888]

Well, I thought in light of the new NY Apple retail store opening today, I'd throw up a caption contest. No prizes to give out, but I think we can have some fun with this one :D


its my latest invention, the new palm pilot we're calling it the "hand job"

[Doctor Q]

"How do you do that 'Live long and prosper' thing again?"

[monke]

Before I open the door, I want you to count how many people are staring at me. :)

[Glenn Wolsey]

My hands are CLEAN I'm telling you. It wasn't me who left those prints...

I love it! :D

[Peyton]

"what can you do about this police man sticking his tongue out at me!?!"

[2nyRiggz]

"You see these hands boy!....i'll slap you if you dont move outta my way...bastard"


Bless

[Johnny.MacLeod]

"Oh crap I walked into it again! Whos idea was it to make it a "CLEAR" cube?"

[Lurk]

"Oh crap I walked into it again! Whos idea was it to make it a "CLEAR" cube?"
Lol, nice one.

"Use the force!"

[ITASOR]

"Where is it?"

[Peyton]

"Where is it?"

Haha, exactly, 'where is this thing I spent $33 million on!

[Counterfit]

"Are you sure you gave me the keys?"

[CompUser]

Sorry, I could not resist.

[Afro1989]

Agreed ^^

[iamhammill]

"This is how we raise the mysterious elevator."

[monke]

"I had the golden ticket in my hand, but the wind blew it away. Can I get in anyway?"

[mulletman13]

" Hello everybody. I'd like to welcome you to the 147th

http://att.macrumors.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=47966&d=1148076903

Arple.. store?"

*slight look of confusion*

[FF_productions]

I must warn you, I have a blackbelt in karate and I will kick your ass...

[dornoforpyros]

hehe

[flyfish29]

"Now, how did Leonard Nemoy make that gesture?"


"Now, why is this guy(edit- guys) behind me taking a picture of my ass?" (look closely!)

[FF_productions]

"Now, why is this guy(edit- guys) behind me taking a picture of my ass?" (look closely!)

I have been working out my buttocks lately, and it's paying off!!

[ChrisFromCanada]

Are you honestly telling me you don't see the purple dog I'm holding?

By far the funniest response so far.

[Abstract]

"Whaddaya mean you think I manicure? I don't manicure, b****."

"In my hands is the G5 PowerBook."

[monke]

Jobs: "It just doesn't add up"

Grey Shirt: "What doesn't?"

Jobs: "5+1, it should equal six right, but in this hand all I can get is five."

Grey Shirt: "Steve, look at your thumb"

Jobs: "Ohh, that would explain the recent calculator problems" :D

[jessica.]

And I'm where exactly?

[balamw]

Pick a hand to find the iPod AV. Nope not that one!

B

[blackfox]

"woah...what exactly do we put in the kool-aid?"

[fuzzn]

My hands are CLEAN I'm telling you. It wasn't me who left those prints...

HAHAHAHAHA... you juss made me laugh for the first time this day... yes... it has been a very boring day :)

[JDOG_]

Thought I'd throw one in here. :D Sausage source... (http://www.cargillturkey.com/PackagingLinks/HSW-Sausage/HSWSaugItalHot.jpg)

http://images17.fotki.com/v304/photos/1/115471/2865848/SausageJuggler-vi.jpg

[Rickay726]

Thought I'd throw one in here. :D Sausage source... (http://www.cargillturkey.com/PackagingLinks/HSW-Sausage/HSWSaugItalHot.jpg)

http://images17.fotki.com/v304/photos/1/115471/2865848/SausageJuggler-vi.jpg



very very very random.:confused:

[miTunes75]

Yes, this hand is always busy... look at these calluses :eek:

[miTunes75]

Hey... that dude standing to my right with his tongue sticking out... is he lookin at my butt?? I don't think I can get these jeans any tighter.