Presenting the "Worst Parent Ever" award!

[macgeek2005]

http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/showthread.php?t=217008

This one takes the cake.

[freeny]

I AM SPEECHLESS:confused:

[leftbanke7]

Gear heads were never the brightest folk.

[Boggle]

Perfect! Absolutely Perfect!

[SamIchi]

That's retarded.

[blackfox]

I know I shouldn't laugh, but...

whether it is the BK reference, or the use of duct-tape, or the primary concern for the bike, it's all priceless...

[devilot]

Gear heads were never the brightest folk.I take offense at that comment. I know plenty of skilled mechanics who are intelligent and have had formal education.

[r1ch4rd]

His son has been taken away and he can't see him so his main question is...

"How do you think I could get my bike back? I'm leaving on Wednesday for bikeweek"

His response to all the flaming is even worse...

Classics like

Why feel sorry for my girl? I've cheated on her twice and she still won't leave me. She's like a leech.

and

Wost case they have her take custody of my son. Which isn't that bad.

[mactastic]

Wow... I sure hope that's someone's idea of a joke. Are people really that stupid?

[XNine]

This is what happens when stupid people are allowed to breed. I think a breeding license needs to be enforced.

[SamIchi]

Wow... I sure hope that's someone's idea of a joke. Are people really that stupid?

I'm sure there's plenty worse. There always is.

[Lau]

I don't believe it in the slightest. There's too many knowing comments in his post to be true. It's just someone trolling.

[Thomas Veil]

Huh. That guy lives in my neck of the woods.

And Memorial Day is coming.

Wonder if this character would mind if I tied him up, dragged his sorry ass to Cedar Point, and duct-taped him to the front car of the Millenium Force?

[leftbanke7]

I take offense at that comment. I know plenty of skilled mechanics who are intelligent and have had formal education.

There is a difference between gear heads and mechanics. This guy was a gear head.

[p0intblank]

That has to be a joke. Seriously, are people really that stupid?

[XNine]

That has to be a joke. Seriously, are people really that stupid?

How do you know it was a joke? Don't call everyone stupid if you can't prove it, jackass.

[Thomas Veil]

That has to be a joke. Seriously, are people really that stupid?Never assume that nobody could be that stupid. Believe me, they can be.

[Felldownthewell]

I hope this guy gets his legs sucked into his precious motorcycle. Gr.

[Sun Baked]

http://forums.macrumors.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2817

I guess this is why he was just possibly working his way into management at Burger King ...

[Queso]

The post quite clearly says at the bottom

This is BS.

No way is this true.

[Lau]

The post quite clearly says at the bottom



No way is this true.

Exactly! Why is no-one getting this...? :D

[Sun Baked]

Exactly! Why is no-one getting this...? :DBecause everyone probably really thinks the guy is a burger flipper.

[XNine]

The post quite clearly says at the bottom



No way is this true.


Because he's complaining about his bike being locked up as being BS. He makes later posts as well.

[Queso]

Because he's complaining about his bike being locked up as being BS. He makes later posts as well.

And have you read those later posts? People like that only exist on Jerry Springer :D

[Lau]

There's too many obvious triggers designed to cause a reaction in there for it not to be a big ol' fat troll I reckon.

[lem0n]

duct tape and towel instead of head protection, and it was snowing, what if he slip -_- the road and get pretty slippery with slush

[Bubbasteve]

I'm calling his bluff...he made the whole story up.

[zelmo]

This is simply too outrageously and viscerally wrong to possibly be true.:eek:

[Apple Hobo]

This story (true or not) reminds me of a Christmas favorite...Ding fries are done! (http://www.americanangst.com/dingfriesaredone2.html)

[2nyRiggz]

Told you before that some people are stupid....


Bless

[freeny]

Told you before that some people are stupid....
That is profound in sooo many ways.

[Sun Baked]

Told you before that some people are stupid....


BlessYou must have this bumper sticker...

http://att.macrumors.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3826&d=1041145909

[2nyRiggz]

^Thank you i'll put on my car when i'm wearing the shirt that has "im with stupid" printed on it....people hate that shirt, i wonder why:)


Bless

[Abstract]

I know I shouldn't laugh, but...


I laughed through most of it. ;)

[ieani]

Huh. That guy lives in my neck of the woods.

And Memorial Day is coming.

Wonder if this character would mind if I tied him up, dragged his sorry ass to Cedar Point, and duct-taped him to the front car of the Millenium Force?

I must be in our neck of the woods also. Thats the type of people we have living in cleveland. Not as a bad as detroit though...

[jsw]

I find it hard to believe, and it's mighty funny if it's just a tale. But if it's true, though, I really feel for that poor kid.

[CompUser]

Wow... really... how stupid do people get?

[iEdd]

Why didnt you have your mom come get him or call someone? Your a jackass. Your gonna trust your sons life with duct tape? Jesus christ no wonder you work at burger king.
Lmao! :D

[annk]

I don't believe it in the slightest. There's too many knowing comments in his post to be true. It's just someone trolling.

God, I was relieved when you posted that. My shoulders dropped down to normal position, my heart slowed back down. I was believing it :eek: :o *looks for gullible smiley*

[solvs]

Gotta be a joke. Plus it's from Feb. You guys are funny.

[true777]

Well... it does remind of those parents who leave their children alone in locked cars in a parking lot in the summer heat while they go to a bar, and then return drunk hours later to find their children dead from heat stroke.

It does happen, and it's not really something to joke about. Laughing about something like this is just not right.

[danired18]

It serves her right....lowlife that cares about her bike more than her son..what an idiot...and she works a BK...makes her even more of a lowlife

[macgeek2005]

It serves her right....lowlife that cares about her bike more than her son..what an idiot...and she works a BK...makes her even more of a lowlife

Uh, it's guy not a girl. He was talking about his girlfriend.

[illegalprelude]

Im gonna have to raise the BS flag. If this guy is this stupid, I dont think he would know how to log onto the interweb

[stubeeef]

He obviously cared a lot about his boy. He didn't duct tape him in a closet till his "girl" got back! And duct tape costs money, he splurged on the safety of his lil boy.

Has to be a joke, no one that stupid can use a computer. I hope.

[Psychic Shopper]

No way this can be true. If this was a real situation, the man would have left the baby in front of the Tv with a milk bottle full of Pepsi.

[Phat Elvis]

Total BS.

His occupation in his profile is "comedy."

[illegalprelude]

Total BS.

His occupation in his profile is "comedy."

might make sense. trying some of his comedic grip via the web to see how people react

[killuminati]

LMAO

In my opinion that is clearly a joke. There are so many details in there that were put in just to shock you. Little extra details that add nothing to the story but to make you more shocked and the story funnier.

I thought it was hilarious. Just the image of him doing that. I imagined it as a Tyron Biggums skit on the Chappelle Show.

[Aw4g63]

I hate to dig this up but:

http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/showthread.php?t=217008

This one takes the cake.

Thank you, I actually do this rather often then wait for the thread to "loop" back into my view on another forum.

It's pretty entertaining to "loop" the internet. Here's how my game works:

I post a silly thread
Idiots believe it
Repost it
Idiots believe it
Repost it
So on
Then an idiot reposts it on another forum I frequent.

I just ran into this while googling my screen name looking for an old thread I posted.

The thread in question currently has over 44,000 views. That's rather impressive for my record.

Gear heads were never the brightest folk.

Not only am I smarter then you, but I've also managed to fool you. Here I thought you Mac people had a sense of humor...O well.

Wow... I sure hope that's someone's idea of a joke. Are people really that stupid?

I don't understand how anyone would believe any of my stories.

Huh. That guy lives in my neck of the woods.

And Memorial Day is coming.

Wonder if this character would mind if I tied him up, dragged his sorry ass to Cedar Point, and duct-taped him to the front car of the Millenium Force?

Bring it, you tool. Shouldn't you be waxing your rainbow colored Apple sticker?


The post quite clearly says at the bottom



No way is this true.

My man! Nice, one of the few smart humans that could pick up on the BS.

There's too many obvious triggers designed to cause a reaction in there for it not to be a big ol' fat troll I reckon.

Werd Up

I'm calling his bluff...he made the whole story up.

Werd up, Gangster.



It does happen, and it's not really something to joke about. Laughing about something like this is just not right.

You're gay.

It serves her right....lowlife that cares about her bike more than her son..what an idiot...and she works a BK...makes her even more of a lowlife

You're an idiot. But your banned, I hope email notification sends this to you. Your reading level is under a child.

Total BS.

His occupation in his profile is "comedy."

One of the few that did "leg work". Nice.

LMAO

In my opinion that is clearly a joke. There are so many details in there that were put in just to shock you. Little extra details that add nothing to the story but to make you more shocked and the story funnier.

I thought it was hilarious. Just the image of him doing that. I imagined it as a Tyron Biggums skit on the Chappelle Show.

Thanks bro, I'm flattered.

I honestly do this kind of stuff while bored at work. It's fun and I enjoy writing insanely stupid stories.

[solvs]

Some of us knew it was a joke. Not a very funny one, but obviously untrue. I'd say welcome, but for some reason I think you're just going to get banned yourself soon. Oh, and calling others idiots and trolls... pot, meet kettle.

[Royale w/cheese]

Is this like the year anniversary or something? :rolleyes:

[Aw4g63]

Some of us knew it was a joke. Not a very funny one, but obviously untrue. I'd say welcome, but for some reason I think you're just going to get banned yourself soon. Oh, and calling others idiots and trolls... pot, meet kettle.

Your cleverness has destroyed me and your original sayings have beaten me up.

Wait a second, who did I call a troll? I did call a few people idiots but it was well warranted. Come on, they believed it. How could anyone be dumb enough to believe that?

[Aw4g63]

Is this like the year anniversary or something? :rolleyes:

Yes, please register at the "gay movie line screen name" table.

[Abstract]

I think you're better off actually being the idiot character you described before. At least this way, you'd have funny stories rather than lame insults.

[iBlue]

I think you're better off actually being the idiot character you described before. At least this way, you'd have funny stories rather than lame insults.
it wasn't funny either actually.

just got nothin'.

[Blue Velvet]

What a waste of my time and others...