Man Cuts Off *****, Tosses It to His Wife

[medea]

A Filipino man cut off his ***** and tossed it through a window to his estranged wife in a bid to prove his fidelity, a Philippine newspaper reported on Thursday.
The man wrapped the severed member in a newspaper and threw it through the window of his wife's parents' house in the northwestern town of Malasiqui, the Philippine Star said.
"So you will not suspect I am courting another girl," the Star said the man shouted before he hobbled off into the night.
His shocked wife gave the severed ***** to police, who sought the help of an embalmer to preserve it until her husband could be found, the paper said.
http://channels.netscape.com/ns/news/story.jsp?floc=FF-RTO-reodd&idq=/ff/story/0002%2F20030227%2F080751292.htm&sc=reodd

Until her husband could be found? Just look for a man passed out a few blocks away, or dead from loss of blood.
You've got to say that he really loves his wife.....
but with no ***** she probably doesnt need him much anymore.:D

[eyelikeart]

now that's just ridiculous... :rolleyes:

why the hell would anyone in their right mind cut their yang off to "prove" their fidelity?!

[Dont Hurt Me]

Just when you think you heard it all, some idiot proves humans can even be more stupid!

[wdlove]

Love can cause people to do stupid things! :p

[beez7777]

wow. i don't even know what to say. i don't understand how one could do this unless they are so drunk out of their mind, or they are completely stupid. ow, it hurts just to think about this.:eek: :( :confused:

[pivo6]

My wife likes getting flowers from me every once in a while. I don't think she had something like this in mind though.:p

On another note. If you did survive such an idiotic stunt, would you want your ***** back after its been to an embalmer?

[meta-ghost]

At the gates of the Forbidden City in Beijing there are two lions. One has it's mouth closed, meant to symbolize that no one was to speak about the emporers absence for say - a hunting trip. Another lion has it's mouth open - meant to symbolize that all news should be reported to the emporer upon his return. As it happens, most of the power shuffling was attempted in the emporers absence. People were setup and ended up in trouble when certain things were said upon the hunting party's return.

One true story is of a general who new he was to be setup ahead of time and planned accordingly. The emporer returned from his hunting trip and was told by many that the general was messin with the wives. With his life on the line, he led the emporer to a leather poach in the emporer's saddle which contained the general's unit. The others were quickly done away with.

[scem0]

that is sweet... if you are a little twisted.... or a lot twisted... :rolleyes: ;)

[howard]

did that really happen?? thats disgusting....how?? why?? i don't get it...nevermind..

[wsteineker]

Wow. Just...wow. That guy's poor wang.

[shadowfax]

Originally posted by wsteineker
Wow. Just...wow. That guy's poor wang.

it's funny that this guy is so stupid you feel more sympathy for his ****** than the man himself. i am inclined to agree with you :rolleyes:

[scem0]

Originally posted by Shadowfax
it's funny that this guy is so stupid you feel more sympathy for his ****** than the man himself. i am inclined to agree with you :rolleyes:

It's hard to feel sorry for a guy that's so stupid. He got what he
deserved if you ask me...

[wsteineker]

Originally posted by scem0
It's hard to feel sorry for a guy that's so stupid. He got what he
deserved if you ask me...

But just think about the wang! What did it do to deserve such a fate as this? That poor, poor member. :D

[Sun Baked]

There's a future blonde joke in this story somewhere, that is if the story ends with bleached hair and breast implants.

[beatle888]

Originally posted by eyelikeart
now that's just ridiculous...


hahahahaha:D



wow, now thats love. or something.

[shadowfax]

Originally posted by beatle888
hahahahaha:D



wow, now thats love. or something.

love gives your d|ck wings... to fly through the window at your ex-wife?

[beatle888]

stupid?


damn you people are harsh. wheres the empathey? the guy could be a genius, jeeezus chRIST the poor guy is probably i'll. :confused: :mad: :confused: :mad:


who did van gogh cut off his ear for? i forget, i think it was some slut...that prostitute? i forget.


anyway, the guy probably needs some help is all.

[shadowfax]

Originally posted by beatle888
stupid?


damn you people are harsh. wheres the empathey? the guy could be a genius, jeeezus chRIST the poor guy is probably i'll.:confused: :mad: :confused: :mad:

he's certainly ill in the head, and genius is often associated with insanity... could he be a mac user?

[beatle888]

Originally posted by Shadowfax
ex-


:D its late. you should go to bed.

[shadowfax]

Originally posted by beatle888
:D its late. you should go to bed.

this is certainly true. why the ex-? i was sort of off, but she was estranged, so it's not like i was way out in left field. why split hairs? you aren't paying alimony, are you?

[beatle888]

:D oh man. hahaha. i like how you blow off the fact that you where wrong and spin uncertainty back in my court. :D thats good :D

[shadowfax]

Originally posted by beatle888
:D oh man. hahaha. i like how you blow off the fact that you where wrong and spin uncertainty back in my court. :D thats good :D

that wasn't my intention. i just didn't see the point of your exposing such a minor error; it has nothing to do with the image my post was trying to convey; it's like correcting a spelling error. but hey, alrighty then.

[topicolo]

I guess the moral of this story is that if you cut off your willy, you'll have to throw it through your wife's parent's window.

Well...at least that's what I learned from this story :D