whats your favorite ready.gov graphic? [Archive]

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Kwyjibo

Mar 1, 2003, 01:07 AM

I'm sure most people have been to ready.gov and see the little graphics about possible atacks on america. Personally my favorite graphic is the one below. They guy notices the visible fumes and dead fish and proceeds to think about it. Classic, if you see one you think is funny post it here!

Kwyjibo

Mar 1, 2003, 01:21 AM

Or this classic picture in case of a nuclear attack

janey

Mar 1, 2003, 01:40 AM

why don't you stop spamming it looks as though you're trying to get more and more posts :(
spammer!!!
(btw i'm in NY sorrie!)

Kwyjibo

Mar 1, 2003, 01:56 AM

I don't care about the posts, I really just thought these pics were funny and the ppl here might find them as amusing as I did.
and to be clear i'm a reformed spammer.

beez7777

Mar 2, 2003, 12:23 AM

there was a thing about this on the daily show, which is one of the greatest shows on tv. some of them are really funny, and if i weren't relly lazy and really tired right now i'd try to find my favorite.

beez7777

Mar 2, 2003, 12:28 AM

here's a few:

"if attacked by a giant aerosol can, slowly walk away."

beez7777

Mar 2, 2003, 12:29 AM

"if your building is collapsing, hide under your desk."

beez7777

Mar 2, 2003, 12:31 AM

here's the previous one, it didn't go through before:

If your building is collapsing, hide under your desk.

MrMacMan

Mar 2, 2003, 01:03 AM

No...
http://ready.gov/i/vis_rad_local3.gif

YES PLEASE LET IT HAPPEN WHILE BUSH IS THERE!

Kwyjibo

Mar 2, 2003, 01:21 AM

classic images, how can someone take these seriously, they remind me of the "new flight" brochures in Fight Club when they showed the plane on fire and the people panicking. heheh

MrMacMan

Mar 2, 2003, 01:34 AM

Originally posted by Kwyjibo
classic images, how can someone take these seriously, they remind me of the "new flight" brochures in Fight Club when they showed the plane on fire and the people panicking. heheh

Yeah really. In case of the plane landing in water carefully take out your life vest under your seat and please singlefile to the exits.
:eek:

Roger1

Mar 2, 2003, 01:45 AM

Argh! How do I insert an image that is on my desktop?!

Roger1

Mar 2, 2003, 01:51 AM

Never Mind :rolleyes: I didn't scroll down far enough to see the attach feature.

It's not ready.gov, but I still like it.

Kwyjibo

Mar 2, 2003, 02:18 AM

Fight club did make an interesting point about oxygen tho. It does make u like droggy/high so maybe people wouldn't panic so much, maybe the bush admin needs to send each person in america a three day supply of pure oxygen...

Rags

Mar 2, 2003, 02:19 AM

In the event of fire, cry like a little child.

Rags

Mar 2, 2003, 02:21 AM

I can't even find a flashlight around my house in non emergences. As if I'm going to happen to have one after I'm buried under a pile of rubble :)

Kwyjibo

Mar 2, 2003, 02:23 AM

see i knew the intelligent MR ppl had been to ready.gov and would found the images funny.

in response to Cr2sh, i wrote this pozt very late at night just before sleeping, and I see what you mean so I fixed this post, geez its just a message board.

cr2sh

Mar 2, 2003, 03:54 AM

Originally posted by Kwyjibo
see i new the intelligent MR ppl had been to ready.gov and had found the images funny.

Amazingly those 'MR ppl' use neither correct spelling nor intelligible sentences. :p

This one's my favorite, for nuclear attack.
http://www.sininc.org/boom.gif

RandomDeadHead

Mar 2, 2003, 05:02 AM

My personal favorate: