Delete my account already!

[Metal Zombie]

Does one really have to go on some kind of offensive post spree just to get one's account deactivated/banned? It's not what I want and it's not what you want, so why isn't there an option to delete one's account?

[Sun Baked]

A PM to a mod will get your account closed if that is what you wish.

Seems like they heard anyways.

[jsw]

Banned per request; account will be closed instead of banned at some point.

[Doctor Q]

Account is now closed.