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MrMacMan
Apr 14, 2003, 06:44 PM
Wow, stunning...

I'm speechless. But not typeless obviously.

Wow, wow, wow. (http://www.gooff.com/NM/templates/Breaking_News.asp?articleid=780&zoneid=2)

Just amasing who they give these jobs to these days... :rolleyes:

wow.


scem0
Apr 14, 2003, 06:49 PM
OMG that is hillarious. wow...... ahahahahahah. I can't stop
laughing. God, what I would do to get my hands on a video
of that. ;). 83 year old!!!!! ahahahha.
MacFan25
Apr 14, 2003, 07:30 PM
damn, that is pretty funny. she was in a wheelchair too! i didnt know grannys could be so dangerous! ;) :D
scem0
Apr 14, 2003, 07:39 PM
wheelchair bound as well as only 95 pounds! :D
janey
Apr 14, 2003, 07:46 PM
awesome! if only i had her courage...
MrMacMan
Apr 14, 2003, 07:49 PM
Judo Chop! *whack*
Take this! *wham*
And this! *whoosh*
:D
howard
Apr 14, 2003, 07:53 PM
wow that was hilarious...thank you for making my day
MrMacMan
Apr 14, 2003, 08:00 PM
Originally posted by howard
wow that was hilarious...thank you for making my day

No problem.

I thought it was great and I posted it. I guess how that is suppose to work. :D :cool:
Mr. Anderson
Apr 14, 2003, 08:05 PM
That was truly funny, thanks for sharing. But I have to be a bit skeptical - how do we know it really happened?

D
scem0
Apr 14, 2003, 08:18 PM
I agree, it is great for laughs, but is it true?
Steradian
Apr 14, 2003, 08:23 PM
:eek:
how can you find this soooo funny...Jeez they were just doing thier jobs...I mean this site is totally full of B.S anyway...look at the other articles...i.e
"BREAKING ANNOUNCEMENT: US MEDIA AIRS ALLEGED ZIONIST ROLE IN IRAQ WAR
March 14, 2003"

and what did she say about her situation
"Here they were letting guys who looked just like terrorists walk through without searching them"
How the *(#@$*(&(* does SHE know what terrorists look like...She is an 80 who thinks she is above the law because of her age... Common guys...
Ensign Paris
Apr 14, 2003, 08:25 PM
Hey,

Its funny but, am I the only one who feels that she got away with a serious crime? one of assult? she really hurt some people, badly, if this really happened she should be punished, just because of her age and condition she still commited a crime, and should not be allowed to get away with it.

I agree the airport staff may have made a stupid mistake, but this is not how anybody should act, no matter there age, status or ailments. I will probably be the only person in the world with this view, but she should be behind bars or similar right now, not free. What she did was evil, she attacked people, thats not right! I couldn't get away with it, the people with serious learning difficulties at my mother work (basically a mental asylm) wouldn't get away with it, its not right.

Also, I am not sure if the airport staff made such a mistake, *IF* they stopped her because they thought she might be dodgy and then she did this, well, looks like she was dodgy! She should be in jail, full stop (IMHO!)

Have I got this all wrong?

Ensign
scem0
Apr 14, 2003, 08:46 PM
I agree with you Ensign, but don't you think prison would be
a little rough on an 83 year old.... well, not on this 83 year
old, but still...... :)
rainman::|:|
Apr 14, 2003, 08:55 PM
oh thank god

i thought it was *my* grandma for a minute.

pnw
Dignan
Apr 14, 2003, 09:10 PM
That article is crap.

No 300 pound guy would be run over by a motorized wheel chair.

and the cheering and clapping...and the fact that you havent heard about this on any legit site.

i am saddened at the amount of people that thought it to be true.
howard
Apr 14, 2003, 09:13 PM
http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/granny.htm


its false..but funny just the same...

by the way..if it were true ensign i would side with you probably.
MrMacMan
Apr 14, 2003, 09:15 PM
Originally posted by paulwhannel
oh thank god

i thought it was *my* grandma for a minute.

pnw

Now THAT would of been funny.

Originally posted by Steradian
:eek:
how can you find this soooo funny...Jeez they were just doing thier jobs...I mean this site is totally full of B.S anyway...look at the other articles...i.e
"BREAKING ANNOUNCEMENT: US MEDIA AIRS ALLEGED ZIONIST ROLE IN IRAQ WAR
March 14, 2003"

and what did she say about her situation
"Here they were letting guys who looked just like terrorists walk through without searching them"
How the *(#@$*(&(* does SHE know what terrorists look like...She is an 80 who thinks she is above the law because of her age... Common guys...

Um I agree that jews do have some role in the destruction of Iraq, just nothing that extreme. Anyway, no one know what a terriost 'looks' like, I mean what 'he looks middle eastern, get him!' no I don't think so...

Originally posted by Dignan
That article is crap.

No 300 pound guy would be run over by a motorized wheel chair.

and the cheering and clapping...and the fact that you havent heard about this on any legit site.

i am saddened at the amount of people that thought it to be true.

Its very possible, I've seen obese people being beaten up by people much smaller than them because they could move as fast anyway, those motorized wheel chairs can go anyway. ;) A fat man shouldn't be to hard to roll over.
MrMacMan
Apr 14, 2003, 09:18 PM
Originally posted by howard
http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/granny.htm


its false..but funny just the same...

by the way..if it were true ensign i would side with you probably.

Bah, thanks for ruining my fun.

:( :( :(
howard
Apr 14, 2003, 09:38 PM
Originally posted by MrMacman
Bah, thanks for ruining my fun.

:( :( :(


i'm sorry, even though its not true its still funny. just like the onion
MrMacMan
Apr 14, 2003, 09:41 PM
Originally posted by howard
i'm sorry, even though its not true its still funny. just like the onion

It could have lasted another hour or two before the 'omg, that can't be true' people flooded this thread, now that was shot...

oh well.

it's not about the oil, REALLY ;) (http://www.theonion.com/onion3913/oil_wells_liberated.html)
Mr. Anderson
Apr 14, 2003, 10:35 PM
I'm just surprised no one questioned it before me, there was no proof, just a nice set of things you'd like to believe all strung nicely together.

D
jelloshotsrule
Apr 14, 2003, 10:48 PM
of course this was fake. c'mon...

"doofus"???
mymemory
Apr 14, 2003, 11:08 PM
Originally posted by Steradian


"Here they were letting guys who looked just like terrorists walk through without searching them"
How the *(#@$*(&(* does SHE know what terrorists look like...She is an 80 who thinks she is above the law because of her age... Common guys...

Well, this is how a terrorist looks like to me, just imagine a plane full of these...
shadowfax
Apr 14, 2003, 11:20 PM
looks like we found a new entry for this place (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=21138).

lol.
scem0
Apr 14, 2003, 11:40 PM
Originally posted by Shadowfax
looks like we found a new entry for this place (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=21138).

lol.

That is exactly what I thought when I first read the article. :D
MrMacMan
Apr 15, 2003, 12:20 AM
Right. ;)
GeneR
Apr 15, 2003, 07:30 AM
I agree with mymemory. :(
wdlove
Apr 15, 2003, 02:29 PM
I went to the original link and got this: The Article cannot be displayed : Template File Not Found! Did I miss anything?
MrMacMan
Apr 15, 2003, 04:36 PM
Originally posted by wdlove
I went to the original link and got this: The Article cannot be displayed : Template File Not Found! Did I miss anything?

Yes you did.

read story (http://www.lewrockwell.com/wallace/wallace42.html)

The come back to this thread.
GeneR
Apr 15, 2003, 09:12 PM
Come on. Does anyone really know a granny that hip? Doofus? I think that word alone made the entire thing look fake.

However, I wish it were true. :D
mymemory
Apr 15, 2003, 09:47 PM
Originally posted by GeneR
Come on. Does anyone really know a granny that hip? Doofus? I think that word alone made the entire thing look fake.

However, I wish it were true. :D

Well, last saturday a 70 year old woman slap our president on his face really hard, I mean, this woman is from the country, a woman that work with cows and horses and the espectators said that she really hit the president with her soul. That was to president Chavez here in Venezuela, now the woman is called "Maria la inquisidora".
GeneR
Apr 15, 2003, 10:12 PM
Originally posted by mymemory
Well, last saturday a 70 year old woman slap our president on his face really hard, I mean, this woman is from the country, a woman that work with cows and horses and the espectators said that she really hit the president with her soul. That was to president Chavez here in Venezuela, now the woman is called "Maria la inquisidora".

Darn. I forgot you're in Venezuela. If it was a 70 year old woman in the US doing that to Bush, I'd be a very happy camper. :D (Sorry, I know it's a political thang :D)...
MrMacMan
Apr 16, 2003, 01:03 AM
Originally posted by GeneR
Darn. I forgot you're in Venezuela. If it was a 70 year old woman in the US doing that to Bush, I'd be a very happy camper. :D (Sorry, I know it's a political thang :D)...

Ha, and then the secret service would shoot and rip the person into pieces. :(