Katie Price and Peter Andre - A Whole New World

[edesignuk]

Not going to mean anything much to anyone outside the UK I imagine, but for anyone who knows these too you're sure to find the fantastic and persistent level of sarcasm in reviews of this wondrous new album on Amazon highly amusing :D

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000JU8FXK.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V49818098_.jpg
for the love of god click me! (http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/customer-reviews/B000JU8FXK/ref=cm_rev_next/026-5827168-6785200?ie=UTF8&customer-reviews.sort%5Fby=-SubmissionDate&n=229816&s=music&customer-reviews.start=11)

[devilot]

I think he might be more beautiful than she. :p

[liketom]

there is something wrong with both of them :D me and my mrs call them Barbie and Ken (as in plastic)
http://musicweb.cz/data/1695/nahled_barbie.jpg

[MacBoobsPro]

Its amazing what Photoshop can do.

[vniow]

Make no mistake, if you are into gary action, this is the album to have in the background. The dulcet whines of Jordan will have you pumping harder and harder - making for a much more satisfying listening experience. It's hard to believe that these 2 talented successful performers could come together when they have no need to just for their fans and fans of gary action around the world.


:D

[EGT]

Makes yee sick, doesn't it?

Ahhh, they are harmless enough though. Sickening, but harmless.

[MacBoobsPro]

Makes yee sick, doesn't it?

Ahhh, they are harmless enough though. Sickening, but harmless.

The sad thing is though she actually looks quite nice in that pic. She could do with a portable 'gaussian blur' filter on her head for when shes out and about oh and a 'free transform' on those boobs to make them smaller (much smaller). :p

[liketom]

link to the UK iTunes store if you can stomach 30 secs of it http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=206090074&s=143444

read the reviews very funny:D

[iBlue]

The reviews are brilliant! :D

[calculus]

Fantastic reviews! I wonder if Pete and Kate have seen them? It's a great example of British humour.

[Jaffa Cake]

I'd love to tell you what I think about this album, but as that would involve buying and listening to it, I think I'll pass. :o

[oceanzen]

Songs so emotional, they make me go weak at the sphincter.

A brilliant read - Very Funny

[BoyBach]

I've only read one page of reviews and it's put a great big grin on my face and a bounce in my step.

:D

And that's just from reading reviews, so imagine what a life changing effect actually listening to the album would have?

Go on, imagine.

[Xeem]

While definitely entertaining at first, it got pretty sad every time you'd come across a glowing review that wasn't being sarcastic (and I'd bet that many of those real fans thought that the rest of them were real, too).

[Apemanblues]

Katie Price is actually a Japanese manufactured android (Jordan XL series 3) and Peter Andre is totally CGI (Industrial Light and Magic).

They have never actually met.

[toontra]

I think he might be more beautiful than she. :p

Yes, but his tits aren't as big.

[Queso]

Katie Price is actually a Japanese manufactured android (Jordan XL series 3) and Peter Andre is totally CGI (Industrial Light and Magic).

They have never actually met.
And now I have miso soup all over the laptop. Thanks for the laugh :D

[Jaffa Cake]

Is the Music Discussion forum really the right place for this thread? :p

[kretzy]

I loves me some British sarcasm - no body on the planet does it better. :D

And just in passing I also noticed this...

as this is an album worthy of comparison with Fleetwood Mac's "Rumours"
...which also amused me to a degree.