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Jan 8, 2007, 03:50 PM
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Link: Macworld Expo 2007 rumor roundup: is the Apple Phone more than expected? (http://www.macbytes.com/link.php?sid=20070108165005)
Description:: Steve's keynote is tomorrow morning and indications are that Apple's forthcoming phone may be a entirely new class of device...

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dornoforpyros
Jan 8, 2007, 04:18 PM
sweet, I hope it makes waffles for me

Spanky Deluxe
Jan 8, 2007, 04:25 PM
sweet, I hope it makes waffles for me

An Apple Phone that doubles as a waffle cooker?? Count me in!

MrFirework
Jan 8, 2007, 04:33 PM
sweet, I hope it makes waffles for me

You guys are being too short-sighted. Why stop at cooking the waffle, when you could EAT the waffle with it, too. Here's a post I made from earlier today:

I know what Jobs is announcing tomorrow. It's going to be the iFork.

Fork.

MP3 player.

Cell phone.

All in one, stunning design.

Magic.

He'll be eating ramen noodles through the whole keynote with a STUNNING fork, then at the end he'll say "Oh, and one more thing." Pulling his fork from the ramen, and holding it to his ear, "Yes? Oh, hi Jet Li, yeah, eating with it now. Ta-ta. ::-pause-:: This is the iFork."

Mark my words, people. Mark my words.

IJ Reilly
Jan 8, 2007, 05:04 PM
sweet, I hope it makes waffles for me

Only if they're Belgian style. Otherwise I will be very disappointed.

zephead
Jan 8, 2007, 05:07 PM
Why stop and making the waffles and having to manually put the fork in your mouth? The damn thing better feed me too. :D

Killyp
Jan 8, 2007, 05:14 PM
You guys are being too short-sighted. Why stop at cooking the waffle, when you could EAT the waffle with it, too. Here's a post I made from earlier today:

I expect it will be plagued with overeating issues and random restarts.

I can see it now, thousands flocking into Apple stores demanding Apple replace their broken vegetables due to faulty iForks™.

There will also be some idiot who will claim he was struck by lightning because of his iFork™ or something

IJ Reilly
Jan 8, 2007, 05:16 PM
Why stop and making the waffles and having to manually put the fork in your mouth? The damn thing better feed me too. :D

If you want to get forked, you need to buy Microsoft products.

zephead
Jan 8, 2007, 05:19 PM
If you want to get forked, you need to buy Microsoft products.

Been there, done that. :rolleyes:

MrFirework
Jan 8, 2007, 05:26 PM
I expect it will be plagued with overeating issues and random restarts.

I can see it now, thousands flocking into Apple stores demanding Apple replace their broken vegetables due to faulty iForks™.

There will also be some idiot who will claim he was struck by lightning because of his iFork™ or something

The iFork™ recall... the blackest day in Apple history.

SeaFox
Jan 9, 2007, 01:03 AM
The iFork™ recall... the blackest day in Apple history.

Almost as black as the lives of those unfortunate kids who got Microsoft Sporkz™ instead.

ToastMaster
Jan 9, 2007, 02:05 AM
Wow, it's incredible how fast this thread got from discussing a MacWorld article to talking about a music player/phone/waffle maker/automated fork. This site has gone straight to the madhouse.

iFork. Seriously. I'd buy one though.

solvs
Jan 10, 2007, 01:20 AM
No iFork! :mad: I hate Apple now. Steve lied to me. I'm only buying 3 iPhones now. Or should I wait for rev B?

;) :p :)