Amusing thread titles

[Lau]

Want to get a 360 with my brother (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=408211)

It's not really a fair swap...

[calculus]

Want to get a 360 with my brother (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=408211)

It's not really a fair swap...

Depends on the brother surely?

[c-Row]

Steam Sale (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=407643)

Get yourself some nice hot steam today!

[Cassie]

One hand or two? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=4692957#post4692957)

http://deephousepage.com/smilies/rofl5.gif

[dukebound85]

One hand or two? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=4692957#post4692957)

http://deephousepage.com/smilies/rofl5.gif

hey welcome back Cassie!

[Cassie]

hey welcome back Cassie!

Thank you, that would be my 2nd timeout, and hopefully my last!

I had withdrawl symptoms :D

[MacNut]

How much should I ebay my thingy for (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=4702925#post4702925)
:p

[Cassie]

How much should I ebay my thingy for (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=4702925#post4702925)
:p

Someone wasn't concentrating when they titled that thread. :)

[Doctor Q]

I wonder if some of these thread titles are purposely ambiguous or provocative in order to get people to read them.

[MacNut]

But would they really want the shame of this thread.

[Dagless]

I wonder if people just title them so they can end up on here?

[Nickygoat]

So I get sniffed in Chruch

I'm trying to work out if that means church or crotch.

Which is more bizarre? :eek:

[spork183]

strange thing i found in tiger (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=4048294#post4048294)

little to close to the SF zoo incident? :confused:

[ghall]

Not exactly an amusing thread title, but...well I just found this funny...

[eric55lv]

this thread has a good title

[nickster9224]

Not exactly an amusing thread title, but...well I just found this funny...

which one?

[Cassie]

which one?

It's just funny that both of those threads are right next to each other.

[ghall]

It's just funny that both of those threads are right next to each other.

I'm glad someone gets it. :o

[themadchemist]

Meta threads? C'mon guys, seriously?!:p

[Doctor Q]

Meta threads? C'mon guys, seriously?!:pJust be glad we don't have a thread called "Links to the best meta-threads!"

[Jasonbot]

Just be glad we don't have a thread called "Links to the best meta-threads!"

This is the part where someone actually does that and gets bann3d.... :p

[Doctor Q]

This is the part where someone actually does that and gets bann3d.... :pOr gets banned for talking too much about people talking about people getting banned for talking about people being banned for their bad jokes.

[themadchemist]

Or gets banned for talking too much about people talking about people getting banned for talking about people being banned for their bad jokes.

My head just exploded. Excuse me while I go clean up the apartment.

[iTeen]

This made me LMAO.
Maybe because I have a dirty mind. :)
Lol...what elso could it mean?

[calculus]

Difference between 3.0 and 3.2? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=4718459#post4718459)

That would be 0.2

[Lau]

poker during the week? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=412147)

Chance would be a fine thing. ;)

[MacNut]

Why not poke her on the weekends instead.:D

[calculus]

relative positioning misshap (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=4731991#post4731991)(sic)

I'm sure I left my Aunt somewhere ...

[iBlue]

I am so mature...

What hard drive will work in PowerBook G4 Tit? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=4732666)

(he wants to get a bigger one.. one? :eek: )

:D

[mad jew]

One at a time, I guess.

[MacNut]

I am so mature...

What hard drive will work in PowerBook G4 Tit? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=4732666)

(he wants to get a bigger one.. one? :eek: )

:D

One at a time, I guess.Maybe he has 2 different size hands.

[xUKHCx]

best way to get big in 4 weeks? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=412867)

[iMpathetic]

Browsing my local Craigslist... I know it's not MR, but it's slightly amusing.
http://img.skitch.com/20080113-mbm63xx9h82ryw9cfaimdeh44q.jpg

[Muzzway]

Are MacBooks really THAT hot? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=417482)

[Lau]

questions before buying a ram? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=418394)

Check for woolly coat, wet nose, curly horns. :)

[Jaffa Cake]

I was a little disappointed that this thread failed to live up to my admittedly sordid expectations... :o

becoming dirty... (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=4798087#post4798087)

[Doctor Q]

Man, ordered with 2-3 day shipping

That's an impressive delivery time for a mail-order husband. When my wife ordered me (BTO of course) it took weeks and weeks!

[PowerFullMac]

MikeTheC, I laughed so hard I cried!!!

I havent laughed so hard since I saw National Lampoons Loaded Weapon 1!

[mad jew]

Man, ordered with 2-3 day shipping

That's an impressive delivery time for a mail-order husband. When my wife ordered me (BTO of course) it took weeks and weeks!


That's because she ordered so much extra RAM. Silly woman. She should have gone the third party route.

[iTeen]

Anyone get a HUMMER? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=431396&highlight=anyone+get+a+HUMMER)

yea last night:D.

EDIT: just found "how hot does it get? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=435886)"

depends.

[PowerFullMac]

Yay one of my threads is on here! w00t! :D

[MacNut]

Does that have anything to do with the Huge Meat Recall (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=436472).:p

[PowerFullMac]

FAT32 What am I doing wrong?... (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=4986900)

DONT BREAK UP WITH ME! We can work it out!

Yeah not that funny, I know, but I tried! :p

[iTeen]

haha just found this...

I will not be naked anymore!!! (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=435632)

Too bad...

[Fuzzy14]

a couple of 20" questions... (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=4991407#post4991407)
To be honest, I'm not sure if I'm suitably endowed to answer them...

[Stampyhead]

Wet iPod Touch (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=436868)

Is it me or is there something faintly pornographic about this title?

[klymr]

Sex or a 50" plasma TV? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=430932)

[iTeen]

Wet iPod Touch (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=436868)

Is it me or is there something faintly pornographic about this title?

haha...i almost posted that one here...glad i'm not the only one who has a bit of a sick mind....

[BoyBach]

Gay's 'cause earthquakes' says Israeli MP (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=5005356#post5005356)

This appeared on the Forum Spy and resulted in me shooting out tea through my nose!

[zephead]

Hotmail not compatible with Vista (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=438614)

2nd post, which puts it quite well:
Welcome to the world of Microsoft, where not even our own apps and protocols can understand each other.

[mkrishnan]

Gay's 'cause earthquakes' says Israeli MP (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=5005356#post5005356)

This appeared on the Forum Spy and resulted in me shooting out tea through my nose!

It would've been funnier if you were listening to Sexual Eruption at the time. :eek: :D

[MacNut]

American Athletes to bring their own meat to Olympics (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=439544):p

[Doctor Q]

Annoying neighbors.

I thought it was a how-to guide and I'd learn some new techniques for annoying my neighbors, but alas it was something else entirely! ;)

Hmmm, I wonder if I live next door to the poster?

[Stampyhead]

Yahoo push mail down??? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=437538)
Yahoo sounds like that bully in the school yard...

[Rhosfelt]

Persuading Your Girlfriend To... (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=443108)

[Luis]

HELP My hard drive turned&walked - Anyone seen it? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=5055375#post5055375)

Nope, not over here :D

[klymr]

Omg Dog Piss On My Penryn Mbp !!!! ( http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=444039 )

Well, maybe if you hadn't of replaced your love for him with something else...

[klymr]

I need a quickie (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=446385)

Umm…why are you searching online then? ;)

[BoyBach]

Rrrrroll up the rim to win! (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=5114828#post5114828)

Ooh er, missus! :eek:

[mkrishnan]

"Iv had alotta problems and i found my self here" (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=451099)

Honesty is always a good start. :)

[BoyBach]

Shooting a band? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=451831)


I'm not a fan of U2 either, but don't you think that that is taking it a bit far!? :eek:

[mkrishnan]

I realize it was an edit in hindsight, but I hereby close the case. Best. Thread title. Evar. 2008.

NOT a virus, (who woulda thunk it) DIDN'T wipe my drive. Advice no longer needed! (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=452681)

If only I could clone you, my friend, and intersperse the copies of you, much like the final five Cylons, throughout the cloud of newbies everywhere.

[xUKHCx]

i have little Q.... (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=455028)

I shall have to alert Doctor Q that his little-uns are loose again.

[Doctor Q]

I shall have to alert Doctor Q that his little-uns are loose again.Thanks for the tip. I guess the superglue didn't hold them to their seats. I'll get my lasso, jump on my horse, and round them up before they get all over the neighborhood.

[MacNut]

Any Members with kids? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=159356) That is usually how it happens. Without a member you can't have kids.

Any other horse people here? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=454339) That must hurt to give birth to one.:p

[Doctor Q]

Any other horse people here? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=454339) That must hurt to give birth to one.:pHorse people are more common called centaurs.

[IJ Reilly]

No dong? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=456450)

Some things, you really don't want to find out.

[PowerFullMac]

A year old mac user and loving IT (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=456686)

Computer enthusiasts are getting younger and younger these days... :D

[IJ Reilly]

Need basic laptop for wife... (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=457194)

This might be a fair trade, but I'd have to see your wife first.

[GradientMac]

A year old mac user and loving IT (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=456686)

Computer enthusiasts are getting younger and younger these days... :D

I read it as loving IT, like tech support.

[Doctor Q]

Need basic laptop for wife... (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=457194)

This might be a fair trade, but I'd have to see your wife first.To me that headline means "I need a basic laptop to be my wife." But that's not any better.

[IJ Reilly]

To me that headline means "I need a basic laptop to be my wife." But that's not any better.

Who needs a wife when you can have a laptop?

Wait a second, that didn't come out quite right...

[mkrishnan]

Who needs a wife when you can have a laptop?

Wait a second, that didn't come out quite right...

I think you were thinking of lap dance.

[IJ Reilly]

I think you were thinking of lap dance.

No, you were thinking of lap dance. I was thinking of, um, nothing.

[Doctor Q]

Old School Photographer needs advice...

Could it be a school photographer of advanced age? Or a shutterbug who specializes in photos of venerable academic institutions?


Blame those lousy natural languages with all their ambiguities!

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas." -- Groucho Marx as Captain Spaulding (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbyzTI0M8eo)

[mkrishnan]

No, you were thinking of lap dance. I was thinking of, um, nothing.

Well, yeah, of course I am now. :o

[amanda kathryn]

i thought for sure i was seeing things when i saw this one...

Fish possess rudimentary math skills (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=458961)

[IJ Reilly]

Does your air wobble? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=457584)

No, but my teeth itch and my hair hurts.

[mkrishnan]

Not strictly the thread title, but I am easily amused...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/mkrishnan/webcache/20080323-HotDamn.jpg

[IJ Reilly]

Not strictly the thread title, but I am easily amused...

I should say so.

But I won't.

[SpookTheHamster]

Is Delia Smith Bad for the Environment? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=460656). All that hot air leads to global warming.

[iMpathetic]

I should say so.

But I won't.

What's the browser he's using?

[mkrishnan]

What's the browser he's using?

Why don't you ask me? I'm more likely to know. :p

That's Firefox 3.0 Beta 3 on Ubuntu 7.10 ... the toolbar looks totally different on the current beta, though.

[SpookTheHamster]

Please help me with my master's thesis (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=461807)

Dominatrixes have to get their work done somehow.

[Aranince]

Medium size for good quality?
http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=5230141#post5230141

[iMpathetic]

Why don't you ask me? I'm more likely to know. :p

That's Firefox 3.0 Beta 3 on Ubuntu 7.10 ... the toolbar looks totally different on the current beta, though.

Sorry, I was using a notebook with an appallingly bad keyboard (read: iBook :D)

What machine are you desecrating or improving? (if it's a Mac or PC)

[mkrishnan]

What machine are you desecrating or improving? (if it's a Mac or PC)

It's an Asus EeePC... and neither really, since it came with Linux pre-installed (albeit a different flavor). :)

[iTeen]

Problem with adding .mov files in iPod shuffle (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=5233991#post5233991)

lolz...:D

[Tankgunk]

need five minutes of your time..please
link (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=462394)

That please looks too much like a desperate plea. Should have been "May I please have five minutes of your time?", or even better, "May I waste five minutes of your time on a survey?"...

[PowerFullMac]

Problem with adding .mov files in iPod shuffle (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=5233991#post5233991)

lolz...:D

Now THAT is funny! :D

[Doctor Q]

Memory Loss

Don't they say that Gingko biloba helps?

[119576]

10 Day old Mac Virgin - questions... (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=5239003#post5239003)

My question is; how is somebody that young posting here?
:o

[IJ Reilly]

Memory Loss

Don't they say that Gingko biloba helps?

Maybe, I can't recall.

[IJ Reilly]

Constant blowing sound on my 2.4 GHz MacBook (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=464661)

Sure beats the constant sucking sound you get on Windows PCs.

[SpookTheHamster]

good mice? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=5348733#post5348733)

Mine are always misbehaving.

[iJohnHenry]

Panicing Atheist.

Without the "k" (panicking), I 'saw' Prancing Atheist.

Sorry, weird sense of humour here. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g158/MouseMeat/Smilies/Idiot.gif

[PowerFullMac]

Will Apple give me a new iPod? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=5350884#post5350884)

If you pay them enough! :p

[IJ Reilly]

What Are You Paying for Gas? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=473961)

Is "money" the correct answer?

[riscy]

Small Bluetooth travel mouse? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=5351288#post5351288)

That rodent really should brush more, and definitely floss!!!

[PowerFullMac]

Hi Ladies, should we have Steve's sperm frozen? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=474898)

Speaks for itself...

[arkitect]

Hi Ladies, should we have Steve's sperm frozen? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=474898)

Speaks for itself...

!! You beat me to it. :p I was just getting a cup of coffee before I nominate it…

Gotta be fast around here. :D

[PowerFullMac]

!! You beat me to it. :p I was just getting a cup of coffee before I nominate it…

Gotta be fast around here. :D

I have no life outside these forums so I am very quick on the click! :p

[IJ Reilly]

Teen Abstinence a Mounting Problem (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=475692)

This is either a redundancy or an oxymoron, I can't decide which.

[bsheridan]

Not a thread but a BBC news story;

Great tits cope well with warming (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7390109.stm)

:D

[Melrose]

Teen Abstinence a Mounting Problem (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=475692)

This is either a redundancy or an oxymoron, I can't decide which.

People really don't check the wording in their sentences before they post! LOL

[IJ Reilly]

People really don't check the wording in their sentences before they post! LOL

Hence, the amusement. ;)

[PowerFullMac]

Not a thread but a BBC news story;

Great tits cope well with warming (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7390109.stm)

:D

Ha! Very funny! :D

[Melrose]

Hence, the amusement. ;)

whence, I guess my last post was stupid, then... some of these are really pretty amazing that they go un-checked prior to posting... :D

[riscy]

A very personal question :

What's in your bag? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=5433540#post5433540)

[mkrishnan]

A very personal question :

What's in your bag? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=5433540#post5433540)

Okay, I admit it. One copy: "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby". :o

[ergdegdeg]

How do you date a macbook? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=5466901#post5466901) :D

[MacNut]

A few drinks a nice dinner.

[IJ Reilly]

I don't know, but you might have to ask its father first.

[JNB]

Learning to program, do I need a computer?
Post was asking how much could be learned solely through textbooks (specifically, the "...for Dummies" series!)

Turning on my mother.
Post was referring to the OP's recent incivility towards his mother.

Dad's marrying my aunt, am I my own cousin?
I guess the title says it all.

Is it illegal to shoot someone if they don't want you to?
General social topics forum, photography related thread. Whew!

G/F has diarrhea in the mouth.
Post complaining about how his girlfriend wouldn't stop talking, he obviously meant of the mouth. A good example of why you should learn expressions & colloquialisms correctly before attempting use.

What's this smell like?
Accompanied by a picture of Canistel, a Central American fruit.

[Cromulent]

G/F has diarrhea in the mouth.
Post complaining about how his girlfriend wouldn't stop talking, he obviously meant of the mouth. A good example of why you should learn expressions & colloquialisms correctly before attempting use.

HAHAHA. I bet that thread got to torn to shreds. That wasn't on this forum though right? I normally catch things like that (the thread titles that is before any smart arses say anything).

[JNB]

HAHAHA. I bet that thread got to torn to shreds. That wasn't on this forum though right? I normally catch things like that (the thread titles that is before any smart arses say anything).

Actually, none of them were from MR. Ours can be just as amusing, but more along the lines of "you had to be there" references. Outsiders just wouldn't see the joke.

[mkrishnan]

What to do with MacBook at night? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=488950)

Well, let me cut the lights off so you can see what I can do. :p

[zephead]

Well, let me cut the lights off so you can see what I can do. :p

Dude, TMI. :eek: :D

[PowerFullMac]

Learning to program, do I need a computer?
Post was asking how much could be learned solely through textbooks (specifically, the "...for Dummies" series!)

Turning on my mother.
Post was referring to the OP's recent incivility towards his mother.

Dad's marrying my aunt, am I my own cousin?
I guess the title says it all.

Is it illegal to shoot someone if they don't want you to?
General social topics forum, photography related thread. Whew!

G/F has diarrhea in the mouth.
Post complaining about how his girlfriend wouldn't stop talking, he obviously meant of the mouth. A good example of why you should learn expressions & colloquialisms correctly before attempting use.

What's this smell like?
Accompanied by a picture of Canistel, a Central American fruit.

These are hilarious!

[spoon man]

I have'nt seen this one been added yet

How to wake up an insomniac?

My self and Mr.noisy did smile at that one the other night in the office could this be the new ghall ???

p.s its on page 2 of community discussions

[IJ Reilly]

I have'nt seen this one been added yet

How to wake up an insomniac?

Nice. This one has a certain Zen quality to it.

[calculus]

Poll: Do you Vote? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=36895)

I think there is a slight flaw in this idea...

[Melrose]

There is a difference between polling and voting. I don't know what it is, but the words are spelled differently, so that means they must be different ;)

[IJ Reilly]

Am I violating AT&T by selling my iPhone? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=490483)

That depends. Is AT&T a consenting adult?

[lancestraz]

Apple Launches Back to School Promo: Free iPod Touch with Mac Purchase (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=492974)

So you get to touch an iPod for free with the purchase of a $1000+ computer. Thanks Apple. Last year they actually gave you an iPod Nano.

[Tilpots]

Profanity Rules (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=495601)

****** A right it does! ****!

[IJ Reilly]

I didn't know profanity had any rules. I thought that was the entire point.

[PowerFullMac]

Feeling low? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=500809)

I started thnking about certain parts when I first read this today... ;)

[Father Jack]

Not a thread but a BBC news story;

Great tits cope well with warming (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7390109.stm)

:D
Bit of an anticlimax .... :(
I was expecting to see a nice pair ...... etc.etc.

FJ .. :o:o

[IJ Reilly]

US Marines tossed a puppy..comes full circle (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=498861)

Presumably, escape velocity was achieved.

[PowerFullMac]

Ha! Look at this, not exactly a thread title but its funny and there is no fail thread anymore, so I suppose this is the next best place!

Look at this eBay listing, go down a bit and look at "Condition" (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Cars-Trucks___1981-DeLoren_W0QQitemZ160254015095QQddnZCarsQ20Q26Q20TrucksQQddiZ2282QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item160254015095&)

Picture attached for those who are lazy!

Look at the line "New like a 27 year old Virgin" :D

[ergdegdeg]

New Mac owner, getting very hot! (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=508869)

[calculus]

Long term air user (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=5703361#post5703361)

It's the new drug baby...

[IJ Reilly]

I'm addicted to it myself.

[Lau]

I'm addicted to it myself.

Cocoa and SOAP....the pain...it hurts me... (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=509880)

Unusual bathing habits?

[IJ Reilly]

Unusual bathing habits?

Not necessarily.

http://www.4urbody.com/Coconut___Papaya_Soap_w-Vanilla_Beans.jpg

Unless we're talking chocolate. That would be weird.

[Lau]

"How To" book for my wife? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=512504)

Presumably as they don't come with a manual...

[IJ Reilly]

Presumably as they don't come with a manual...

Some prefer an automatic.

[Raid]

"Long term air user" (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=510580), I saw this and said to myself 'Me too'! I've been breathing on my own since birth. ;)

[Tilpots]

New one, "Long term air user" (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=510580), I saw this and said to myself 'Me too'! I've been breathing on my own since birth. ;)

Not new (scroll up a bit), but still funny.:)

[klymr]

Not really a humorous thread title, but rather the name of the last poster when I spotted this gem:

[Doctor Q]

Fans Swell Up

It's true that we had donuts in line while waiting for the iPhone 3G to go on sale last Friday, but some of the Apple fans in line said no thanks.

[IJ Reilly]

Stung by bees, perhaps?

[Doctor Q]

People often insult me in thread titles. :(

Example: Dumb Q

I have no idea why. I don't even know some of these people! :confused:

[és:]

9 to be stoned in Iran. (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=526946)

It's no big deal, man. All the kids are doing it.

apologies to anyone offended by making like of the title of a serious thread


Also

Cyclists in the house? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=518211)

Don't be daft.

[Tilpots]

People often insult me in thread titles. :(

Example: Dumb Q

I have no idea why. I don't even know some of these people! :confused:

Those Bastards! They truly don't know who they're messing with. You should smite them.:D

[IJ Reilly]

Anyone Use Their Touch NAKED? With Pouch? Bag? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=535097)

I always wear a pouch or a bag when use my touch naked.

[Lau]

What is the warranty for Students? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=539481)

I think you can get your money back on a student as long as they haven't obviously been dropped in a pint of lager.

[calculus]

What is the warranty for Students? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=539481)

I think you can get your money back on a student as long as they haven't obviously been dropped in a pint of lager.

Ooh, you just beat me to it :)

[Nabooly]

Funniest.Thread.Ever

[Tilpots]

Can anyone give a quick Invisible Shield review?? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=540269)

I'm more of an invisible cloak kinda guy, but yeah, the shield works alright, too. I really need to lose some wieght before I use that shield, though. That "mysterious floating beer gut" always gives me away. Plus you totally have to crouch for like hours on end and forget about walking...:D

[Tilpots]

Can anyone give a quick Invisible Shield review?? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=540269)

I'm more of an invisible cloak kinda guy, but yeah, the shield works alright, too. I really need to lose some wieght before I use that shield, though. That "mysterious floating beer gut" always gives me away. Plus you totally have to crouch for like hours on end and forget about walking...:D

Holy! I just found this (http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/science/08/11/invisibility.cloak.ap/index.html) on CNN.com:

That's what I get for trying to be a smartass!

[IJ Reilly]

I've made one of the most important decisions of my life. I ditched the skin. (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=542740)

Owwwwch.

[BoyBach]

I've made one of the most important decisions of my life. I ditched the skin. (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=542740)

Owwwwch.


Surely this deserves a "pictures or it didn't happen" response!?! :eek:

[IJ Reilly]

Surely this deserves a "pictures or it didn't happen" response!?! :eek:

No pictures please!

[Lau]

I've made one of the most important decisions of my life. I ditched the skin. (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=542740)

Owwwwch.

Similarly, Who just uses a full body skin instead of a case ? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=543288) has got to imply a fairly sick luggage choice.

[PowerFullMac]

Giant dog turd reeks havoc (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=543030)

Speaks for itself... :D

[IJ Reilly]

Speaks for itself... :D

Reeks for itself, you mean.

[WildCowboy]

How easy is it to fry a PB motherboard ??

Fairly easy...I prefer it panko-encrusted and done in peanut oil.

[calculus]

I'm about to throw his thing!!!! (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=6065225#post6065225)

Lorena Bobbitt strikes again...

[zephead]

why can i no longer access or send pms? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=543083)

Makes me think of what else this guy is gonna complain about. "MacBook is too cold on my lap", "I get too much signal on my iPhone", or even better, "Help, more booty calls than I know what to do with". ;)

[Tilpots]

why can i no longer access or send pms? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=543083)



Menopause?

[Raid]

ok this might seem wierd...drool on trackpad (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=6082853)

The situation is funny enough, but I first interpreted the title to mean the OP wanted people to drool on their trackpads. :p

[Schtumple]

I read this as the OP wanted people to drool on their trackpads. :p

I was literally in the process of copying the title from Forum Spy, beat me too it :p

[IJ Reilly]

The situation is funny enough, but I first interpreted the title to mean the OP wanted people to drool on their trackpads. :p

If you really love your Mac, you will drool on it.

[Lau]

Bug found typing my girlfriend's name. Seriously! (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=549642)

Is this like the monkeys and typewriters thing? Given enough insects, and enough Macs...

[IJ Reilly]

Archie lives! (http://www.donmarquis.com/archy/)

http://www.donmarquis.com/archy/firstarchy.gif

[calculus]

Should Condi return to Hoover after this term? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=6095665#post6095665)

I'm guessing she might need to do the washing up and clean the bathroom as well...

[IJ Reilly]

Help I'm getting this message (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=551014)

Don't worry, we all hear voices in our heads sometimes.

[Consultant]

MILF fighters raiding Philippine villages... (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=548467&highlight=milf)

[kaylis1980]

lol these are cracking me up, especially bug typing girlfriends name :D

[calculus]

How do you remove existing wallpaper? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=6112539#post6112539)


Score it with a knife and spray it with water first...

[Lau]

Hey Photographers, I'm looking for a Photo gallery with a shopping basket (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=549596)

If you use your eyes to look instead you might have more luck. ;)

[calculus]

Iron Man disses Batman (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=6114080#post6114080)


"Iron Man, disses Batman. Batman, disses Iron Man. Right, that's the introductions over..."

[IJ Reilly]

First Mac baby! (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=551176)

Considering the number of people who own two Macs and leave them alone in the dark every night, this comes as a real surprise.

[Berlepsch]

Where in the world to start with Java?! (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=6126533#post6126533)

My tip: Indonesia!

[calculus]

Customize leopard (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=6128396#post6128396)


There you go... (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/HowTo:Change_a_leopard's_spots)

[IJ Reilly]

Had my this deleted from Apple's support discussion forum (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=553324)

Well you've still got your that, so be thankful for small blessings.

[IJ Reilly]

Can't add words to Microsoft Word (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=202851)

Try plugging in your keyboard?

[robbieduncan]

From another forum but I did like Balls Out to Save Brown (http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&t=578920&nmt=Balls%20Out%20to%20Save%20Brown)

[Fuzzy14]

Well if you can get away with that one....
From the Beeb today

Clarke issues fresh Brown warning (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7597464.stm)
and
Sturgeon faces chamber grilling (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/7597839.stm)

[mkrishnan]

Where in the world to start with Java?! (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=6126533#post6126533)

My tip: Indonesia!

I <3 Indonesian coffee. :o

[IJ Reilly]

Sturgeon faces chamber grilling (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/7597839.stm)

That must have given him a real haddock.

[Tilpots]

Can't add words to Microsoft Word (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=202851)


When you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

[Lau]

Should I get this air from craigslist (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=557634)

I think when you're considering the purchase of a essential life-giving element, getting it from a reputable place is better.

[Doctor Q]

Should I get this air from craigslist (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=557634)

I think when you're considering the purchase of a essential life-giving element, getting it from a reputable place is better.
"They" want you to think that going outside and taking a deep breath will give you an infusion of fresh air.

But it turns out that all of that so-called fresh air is in fact used air! :eek:

[iWaldo]

Crap in it (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=6183851#post6183851)

Man, they make a bathroom app for the iPhone now? I've GOT to get one...

[klymr]

Crap in it (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=6183851#post6183851)

Man, they make a bathroom app for the iPhone now? I've GOT to get one...

Funny you mention it... I don't remember how, where, or why I came across this, but I was on the iPhone when I saw it.

http://www.diaroogle.com

[MacNut]

Taking a MacBook Air to Disneyland. (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=556169)

Is it big enough to ride the rides.:p

[Raid]

Ahh! My freakin dog! Can this be fixed? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=6194088#post6194088)

Yes, in fact Bob Barker reminded you to have your pets spade or neutered at the end of every show. :)

[Fuzzy14]

Safari crashing (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=6199824#post6199824)

I would think a jeep into a hippo ought to do it

[Schtumple]

"macbook shuts down when battery dies" - because normally when the battery dies the macbook opens up to reveal the meaning of life...(42)

I swear I saw this one too, but I now can't find it:
"Me and my 12inch" - No need to boast now is there...

[Doctor Q]

Doesn't Turn On... help!

Even though Timothy Leary advised us all to turn on (http://www.amazon.com/Turn-Tune-Drop-Leary-Timothy/dp/1579510094), it's OK if you don't. After all, he's now dropped out himself.

[xUKHCx]

Help me become a mac pro... please? - odd choice of fancy dress however I suggeset lots of tin foil

Should i go naked ?

I hope these two people don't go to the same party because it seems like there might be cross-wires somewhere.

[mrwizardno2]

You're breakin' my balls! You're breakin' my balls man! (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=6280896)


Yeaaaaaaah. Ballbuster.

[IJ Reilly]

iPhone Screen Bleed (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=567976)

Not to worry, it's probably only a flashwound.

[calculus]

Best 3d software? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=6285006#post6285006)

Only slightly better than tuppeny-halfpenny software...

[Lau]

Best 3d software? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=6285006#post6285006)

Only slightly better than tuppeny-halfpenny software...

You're so old school money. ;)

[Tilpots]

The Apple store is not down. (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=568582)

Tuesday's...:rolleyes:

I'm going to start a "The sky is blue" thread.

[xUKHCx]

I'm going to start a "The sky is blue" thread.

You obviously don't live in England :)

[Tilpots]

You obviously don't live in England :)

lol:D

You just made my morning!

[Rhosfelt]

lol I Screened this one to save

[tyranna]

hi, i'm tyranna and i need professional help. my bank and accountants have informed me of this very serious problem–i spend WAY too many teens.

does anybody have Tips for controlling teen spending? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=570107)

[BoyBach]

Slick Willy -- asset or baggage? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=6340350#post6340350)

Definitely an asset! :eek: :D

[xUKHCx]

^not in all cases, I guess it is baggage for this man "Man claims penis amputated without consent (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=569990)"

[BoyBach]

^not in all cases, I guess it is baggage for this man "Man claims penis amputated without consent (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=569990)"


Perhaps if he'd had slicked-up the ol' boy first the surgeon wouldn't have been able... doesn't bear thinking about! *Shudder*

[calculus]

Big issues with getting my iphone to work (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=6350714#post6350714)

It just won't get up in the mornings...

[calculus]

Writing essay on Apple (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=6361314#post6361314)


Is it about how many angels can dance on the end of a pin?

[IJ Reilly]

push down again? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=576186)

For best results, shake before using.

[Doctor Q]

Can anyone identify this snake??

I figured it would be a picture of a used car salesman, or maybe a guy who borrowed money and didn't give it back.

[IJ Reilly]

Sleep light off? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=585851)

Sure! I haven't been afraid of the dark since I was like 18 years old.

[GadgetCollector]

Sleep light off? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=585851)

Sure! I haven't been afraid of the dark since I was like 18 years old.

:D:D:D

Now that's funny. :)

[MacNut]

What kind of a bank account can a minor get? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=571597)

Depends how much coal he has.

[mkrishnan]

What kind of a bank account can a minor get? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=571597)

Depends how much coal he has.

See, now that would be funny if it had the typical spelling error. With the word spelled correctly, it's not that funny. :o

[MacNut]

See, now that would be funny if it had the typical spelling error. With the word spelled correctly, it's not that funny. :oEvery time I see that thread that is all I can think of.:o

[arkitect]

Best slip case for NAKED iPhone Users (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=6483485#post6483485)

With a strap, perhaps?
:rolleyes:

[dilbert4life]

Well, I didn't title it this, because it was pulled out of one thread, and put in another, but I am credited with the starting of the thread titled as follows:

The "Started as Shaving and Somehow Turned into a Discussion on Evolution" threadlet

That's probably the best I've seen.

[mkrishnan]

New Mac owner, getting very hot! (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=508869)

As Nelly would say, "So take off all your clothes."

Unfortunately not anywhere near the Sex Drive (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=589224) thread. :D

[IJ Reilly]

Is there a point in the Air now? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=580984)

Yes, and it's called an "arrow" -- watch out!

[IJ Reilly]

Can someone tell me whats wrong with my code? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=592043)

I don't know, but it sounds like it's gotten into your nodes.

[chilipie]

Do I need TNT to get rid of a disc image? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=6538167#post6538167)

I think using explosives is a little excessive.

[mkrishnan]

Number 2 is going back :( (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=593683)

My personal policy is that, once it gets out, it's staying out, and getting flushed! :eek: ;)

[IJ Reilly]

Number 2 is going back :( (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=593683)

My personal policy is that, once it gets out, it's staying out, and getting flushed! :eek: ;)

Sounds like somebody was disappointed with a Sesame Street episode.

[MacNut]

Site is Crawling (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=586220). Soon it will stand up and be able to walk.:cool:

[11800506]

iPhone Halloween Costume (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=587377). For whatever reason I couldn't help but think of someone making a Halloween costume for an iPhone!

[Tilpots]

Does anyone have a chumby? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=446286)

Uh, no... eh, it's just a, uh, iPhone. Yeah, it's an iPhone and it's in my pocket. Why? Why do you ask?

[Raid]

Were you polled? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=594885)
Um no, wrong sex/don't swing that way... but I have been floored though! ;)

[themoonisdown09]

iMac Makes Loud High-Pitch Squealing Noise (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=563820)

Well... don't be so rough with it! It reminds me of the movie Deliverance.

[PowerFullMac]

Do you pee in the shower? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=597457)

Kinda speaks for itself...

[mkrishnan]

Do you pee in the shower? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=597457)

Kinda speaks for itself...

There's something foul about that thread.

[MasterNile]

How do you clean your nipple? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=6584079#post6584079)

You only clean one?

EDIT-
Where's my Bong at? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=6584117#post6584117)

Someone got too high last night

[themoonisdown09]

How do you clean your nipple? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=6584079#post6584079)

You only clean one?

EDIT-
Where's my Bong at? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=6584117#post6584117)

Someone got too high last night

Both of those were already posted a while back here (http://forums.macrumors.com/showpost.php?p=3465919&postcount=74) and here (http://forums.macrumors.com/showpost.php?p=3598091&postcount=122).

[MasterNile]

Both of those were already posted a while back here (http://forums.macrumors.com/showpost.php?p=3465919&postcount=74) and here (http://forums.macrumors.com/showpost.php?p=3598091&postcount=122).

Damn not only am I not original but I'm slow too.
Ok feel free to tar and feather me now. :p

[themoonisdown09]

Damn not only am I not original but I'm slow too.
Ok feel free to tar and feather me now. :p

I can't do that to you because you live too far away.

[MasterNile]

I can't do that to you because you live to far away.

Ok then feel free to give me a "LOL Nile's a unoriginal slow loser"

[IJ Reilly]

There's something foul about that thread.

Urine trouble now!

[mkrishnan]

Urine trouble now!

Don't get pissy with me.

[IJ Reilly]

Don't get pissy with me.

What's the bladder?

[mkrishnan]

What's the bladder?

Sorry I didn't respond to this right away. When you gotta go, you gotta go. And while I'm at it, I might as well finish showering.

[IJ Reilly]

Sorry I didn't respond to this right away. When you gotta go, you gotta go. And while I'm at it, I might as well finish showering.

Will you be posting a streaming video? Interest in this topic seems to have been reduced to a trickle.

[mkrishnan]

Will you be posting a streaming video? Interest in this topic seems to have been reduced to a trickle.

It would seem, rather than any lack of bandwidth, the issue is that one particular customer is drinking it all up (http://forums.macrumors.com/showpost.php?p=6584420&postcount=2).

[IJ Reilly]

It would seem, rather than any lack of bandwidth, the issue is that one particular customer is drinking it all up (http://forums.macrumors.com/showpost.php?p=6584420&postcount=2).

This entire discussion is leaving me feeling just a little drained.

[mkrishnan]

This entire discussion is leaving me feeling just a little drained.

It could be worse. It could leave you feeling pooped.

[IJ Reilly]

It could be worse. It could leave you feeling pooped.

What anus guy.

[themoonisdown09]

sleeves that fit the new macbook, like actually fit? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=589057)

What?

[mkrishnan]

sleeves that fit the new macbook, like actually fit? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=589057)

What? Like, what?

Fixed that for you. :)

[themoonisdown09]

Fixed that for you. :)

Like, thanks! Ha.

[Tilpots]

Will you be posting a streaming video? Interest in this topic seems to have been reduced to a trickle.

This topic is still #1. If it were #2, well, that would stink.

[themoonisdown09]

hot in xp (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=598189)

Nice.

[benflick]

hot in xp (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=598189)

Nice.

Ah, beat me too it...