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zimv20
Apr 4, 2007, 04:03 PM
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/04/03/us/04prexy-600.jpg


bartelby
Apr 4, 2007, 04:05 PM
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/04/03/us/04prexy-600.jpg

New style garden ornaments, set to fail?
xUKHCx
Apr 4, 2007, 04:08 PM
Cheney stalks another quail
princealfie
Apr 4, 2007, 04:21 PM
Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?
bartelby
Apr 4, 2007, 04:22 PM
Ugliest garden gnomes ever!
TheAnswer
Apr 4, 2007, 04:23 PM
Cheney: "Best time I've had looking at cherry blossoms in the bushes since that threeway with Jenna and Barbara"
Blue Velvet
Apr 4, 2007, 04:27 PM
'Now, Dick over there is showing how we pissed away a budget surplus'
bartelby
Apr 4, 2007, 04:29 PM
Lamp post realises it's more intelligent than company
Thomas Veil
Apr 4, 2007, 04:44 PM
(into lapel mic) "Okay, George, look stern. Now tell 'em we gotta fight 'em over there or we'll fight 'em over here. Scowl for the camera. And for God's sake stand up straight!"

(I was gonna do a pissing crack, but Blue Velvet beat me to it. :D )
bartelby
Apr 4, 2007, 04:45 PM
Cheney confused as to which bush he's meant to be talking to!


Cheney get more sense from hedge than Bush!
princealfie
Apr 4, 2007, 04:48 PM
PRESENTING: the first five minutes to the sequel of the movie directed by Abraham Zapruder.
beatzfreak
Apr 4, 2007, 04:52 PM
Dick Cheney in the garden admiring the Bush he and buddy Karl Rove planted with their own hands over six years ago.
yellow
Apr 4, 2007, 04:55 PM
Cheney to himself: "That's right Georgie.. keep up the obfuscation. Soon, I'll be humping that podium and you'll be dead with a birdshot wound to the face."


OR


Cheney to himself: "yeah.. that's how daddy likes it.. stroke that podium.. yeah... "
cwedl
Apr 4, 2007, 05:02 PM
Carry on speaking Bush, I'm only peeing on you! :p
dopey220
Apr 4, 2007, 05:25 PM
"AUUUGGGHHH!!!!"

(Heart attack. Get it?)
pilotError
Apr 4, 2007, 05:27 PM
I know there's a Lawyer in here somewhere!
zimv20
Apr 4, 2007, 05:28 PM
"dick is just barely abiding by the terms of my executive restraining order."
psychofreak
Apr 4, 2007, 05:32 PM
Cheney: You do realise you're speaking to a non-existant crowd, don't you?
atari1356
Apr 4, 2007, 05:34 PM
Dick Cheney: I wish George would lay off of the beans. I'll just wait over here while the gas clears and play with "little Dicky".
atszyman
Apr 4, 2007, 05:39 PM
"Due to poor camera placement Cheney's 'undisclosed location' has been revealed. The search is on for his next hiding place. Rumors are circulating that it might be behind the sofa."
jayb2000
Apr 4, 2007, 08:20 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, I can envision a day when the brains of brilliant men can be kept alive in the bodies of dumb people!
from The Man With Two Brains
MacNut
Apr 5, 2007, 01:26 AM
You mean I just spent 5 million dollars of tax payer money on a camouflage suit and they can still see me.
solvs
Apr 5, 2007, 04:32 AM
There's some kind of interference, so I have to hold the remote closer.
Roger1
Apr 6, 2007, 05:58 PM
"Ahhh, fond memories. Just how I remembered the grassy knoll."
b0tt094
Apr 6, 2007, 06:05 PM
Shhhhh, I believe i see another quail.... BANG
Roger1
Apr 7, 2007, 08:46 AM
I bet Quayle would be good with potatoe.

:D