To get some of the oiliness off, I boiled the gluten in water. Somewhere around the internets, it said to blanch it. I managed to burn myself dropping it into the water.. Ow!
I was going to adapt a recipe for Kung Pao Chicken, but then it was too spicy, so I used the sweet and sour stuff instead.
And ya, I'm lazy so I used the little packets of seasoning. One day when I'm not half asleep, I will learn how to make "real" sauce.
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First, I wilted a bunch of the bok choy, salted it up some, and cooked the broccoli.
I smushed up a buncha garlic and sautéed it with the green onions.
I mixed the sauce and let the fried gluten marinate in that for a while. I then cooked the stuff with the sauce and mixed all of it together and put it on rice...

It was pretty good.
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I'm definitely gonna learn how to use this stuff more tastily.
Thanks y'all!! If anyone else has recipes or tips for it, I'll go on another gastric adventure.
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