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iGav
Apr 25, 2007, 08:08 AM
"so she walked him down here and asked us to have a look at it and we went to work and we managed to get it off in no time."

"But only after we stopped laughing our ********* heads off first" I bet. :p

I can't believe his mum walked her little angel down to the fire station with his toilet seat halo. Ahahahahahahahahaha.

The humiliation (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/6591185.stm)

lancestraz
Apr 25, 2007, 08:17 AM
What the **** was he sticking his head in a toilet for? I guess when you're two years old, anything is possible.

My favorite part.
"We put some dish washing liquid on his head and ears and it slid off nice as pie.
Easy as pie? WTF?

Thomas Veil
Apr 25, 2007, 08:35 AM
What the **** was he sticking his head in a toilet for?Isn't it obvious? The kid's a born ****head.

noaccess
Apr 25, 2007, 09:55 AM
Isn't it obvious? The kid's a born ****head.
Uhm, he's 2 yrs. old. At that age, they have no conception of 'germs' or anything like that and they make up excuses to do just about anything.

The sad part is his family inflating this thing turning it into a press article, and BBC actually thinking this is good enough material to just publish.

Big deal, the family could have released the kid themselves from that toilet seat instead of turning to the authorities. I imagine that kid still living with his parents in his 40s in their 'safe bubble'.

dornoforpyros
Apr 25, 2007, 10:00 AM
This story is nothing without the pictures.

Queso
Apr 25, 2007, 10:06 AM
The sad part is his family inflating this thing turning it into a press article, and BBC actually thinking this is good enough material to just publish.
BBC Local News is full of nonsense like this. What I worry about is the mother didn't have the sense to try any form of Lube™ herself. That's supposed to be something we all know through common sense.

Still, quite an amusing story if one that the kid will never be allowed to forget. I just wish we'd had pictures :)

PlaceofDis
Apr 25, 2007, 10:17 AM
poor mom and kid. but events like this will help define a person for better or worse.

Thomas Veil
Apr 25, 2007, 01:34 PM
Uhm, he's 2 yrs. old.I know, I've got a granddaughter almost that age. I'm just being a smartaleck.

On the other hand, this could be convenient. Instead of a time-out when the child is bad, you could just shut the lid.

Sorry. :D

camomac
Apr 25, 2007, 02:18 PM
This story is nothing without the pictures.

agreed.
but still pretty damn funny.

princealfie
Apr 25, 2007, 02:28 PM
Uh, where's the news story?

Jaffa Cake
Apr 25, 2007, 02:35 PM
Uh, where's the news story?There's a link at the end of the OP. ;)

I'm in agreement with dynamicv – 'stories' like this one are typical local BBC news fodder, the editors lap this sort of thing up. We never get anything as exciting up here, unfortunately, just reports on whether Louth should get a supermarket or not.

As for this young lad, perhaps a future career as a gurning champion beckons? :p

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dmw007
Apr 25, 2007, 07:37 PM
This story is nothing without the pictures.


I know, pictures for this kind of story are a must. Perhaps it is just as much fun imagining though... ;) :D

gkarris
Apr 25, 2007, 07:57 PM
Almost happend to me in college...;)

dmw007
Apr 25, 2007, 08:39 PM
Almost happend to me in college...;)

I bet that you were older than two though... :p ;)

zap2
Apr 25, 2007, 09:34 PM
wow, how the heck does one go about doing this?


And who's head is that big!!


****I kind of what to do see if I can fit in mine , but don't want to risk getting stuck :( ***

redAPPLE
Apr 26, 2007, 06:49 AM
the link had a typo. he was not 2, but 20.

Abstract
Apr 26, 2007, 09:03 AM
He's lucky his head got stuck. If he was able to go further down, he'd be eating his own feces, and his mother would be taking him to the hospital with poo in his mouth rather than a toilet-seat stuck on his head. :o

"Excuse me, sir, but your son's diet is terrible! What have you been feeding him?"

yojitani
May 4, 2007, 05:08 PM
Ah! This happened in Braintree, enough said. Seriously, I went to school just down the road from there in Coggeshall. It's a totally messed up place. Hard to explain...

mjstew33
May 4, 2007, 05:51 PM
Poor kid. :(

slayr-cxf50
May 5, 2007, 03:47 AM
How very strange. BBC must desperate for news...

Father Jack
Jun 2, 2007, 01:26 AM
What size was his head??? :eek:

FJ

anti-microsoft
Jun 2, 2007, 01:50 AM
What size was his head???

It said it was a training toilet (potty) so, it couldn't have been that big, could it?

Father Jack
Jun 2, 2007, 01:57 AM
Sorry I must have missed the "training" bit :o

FJ

A Pittarelli
Jun 2, 2007, 02:01 AM
eeww, that picture looks old, and if its old enough its prolly a gross wooden toilet seat too!

OllyW
Jun 2, 2007, 02:19 AM
Perhaps he was trying to retrieve his MP3 player?

http://www.macdailynews.com/gfx/article_gfx/061110_zune_dock.jpg

furious
Jun 2, 2007, 02:46 AM
Must be a relative.

http://images6.theimagehosting.com/smart_kid.th.jpg (http://server6.theimagehosting.com/image.php?img=smart_kid.jpg)

http://images6.theimagehosting.com/581_Head-stuck-in-chair-copy.th.jpg (http://server6.theimagehosting.com/image.php?img=581_Head-stuck-in-chair-copy.jpg)
:p

Counterfit
Jun 2, 2007, 04:37 AM
Ah! This happened in Braintree, enough said. Seriously, I went to school just down the road from there in Coggeshall. It's a totally messed up place. Hard to explain...

I would have figured that for a North Shore kind of antic...