To hell with you

[KingYaba]

Face it, you're going to hell. But what level? http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

I'm in the Fourth Level of Hell

Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.


Let us see where the fellow MacRumor user will end up? Who knows, maybe you will be lucky and end up in purgatory.

[Fearless Leader]

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.


ohh yah I'm a horrible person. Good thing I don't believe in this stuff else I'm screwed.

[Cassie]

Wow I'm a horrible person...

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge
Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

[Daveway]

I'm Third Level:rolleyes:

[swiftaw]

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

[Fearless Leader]

dang i was close 9 by reading the description.

[yg17]

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Same here.


I was hoping to be a couple levels deeper. Damn :D

[Cassie]

Same here.


I was hoping to be a couple levels deeper. Damn :D

Damn you all! (Just sucking up);) :p):D)

Is it possible to get to the ninth level? I answered everything I though would be wrong, and I got level 7?:confused:

[Fearless Leader]

Damn you all! (Just sucking up);) :p):D)

Is it possible to get to the ninth level? I answered everything I though would be wrong, and I got level 7?:confused:

The homosexuality puts you at seven.., though I don't why im not there.

[DZ/015]

I only made level 7. I must be getting soft with age. Damn!

[cwedl]

Seventh Level of Hell

guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

[bartelby]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!

Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

:rolleyes:

[xfiftyfour]

Sixth level for me :p

[Kingsly]

w00t! I'm in heaven! :p :D

[DZ/015]

w00t! I'm in heaven! :p :D
Greetings from ring 7. I hope you enjoy paradise, you bastard!:D

[nplima]

Is it possible to get to the ninth level? I answered everything I though would be wrong, and I got level 7?:confused:

one you reach that level, you need to find 4 hidden gems then kill the boss :D

[LethalWolfe]

2nd.


Lethal

[Kingsly]

Greetings from ring 7. I hope you enjoy paradise, you bastard!:D

*points*

"Ha Ha!"

*sticks out tongue*

[Ashapalan]

*points*

"Ha Ha!"

*sticks out tongue*

And drops a level by doing so...

[DZ/015]

And drops a level by doing so...

Gotta put him in ring 2 at least. Feel the heat, baby.

[Kingsly]

*Brings buckets of ice water with me to share with you all*

*Act of good will bumps me back up to heaven*

:D

[it5five]

I got 6 because I don't believe in God. Surprised that didn't get me sent to the 9th. :p

[DZ/015]

*Brings buckets of ice water with me to share with you all*

*Act of good will bumps me back up to heaven*

:D

Man, good people just bring me down...why can't you just be rotten like the rest of us? Misery loves company, you know.

[Jaffa Cake]

Ooo, Sixth Level here. Fancy that!

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

It sounds a bit like Leeds, to be honest.

[walangij]

What the? Limbo?

First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

so boring

[DZ/015]

It sounds a bit like Leeds, to be honest.

Or Worcester.

so boring

Time to step up and raise your level of sin.

[Scarlet Fever]

I got 6 because I don't believe in God. Surprised that didn't get me sent to the 9th. :p

apparently you have to be gay as well as athiest to get there

[angelneo]

Damm, I was thinking I am definitely a 9th level caliber, ended on the 6th floor instead.

[Nickygoat]

Ooo, Sixth Level here. Fancy that!

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

It sounds a bit like Leeds, to be honest.

You owe me a new keyboard - I just spat coffee onto it :p

The description is pretty close.

I got Level Seven. Hey ho more work to do :D

[Evangelion]

I made it to Sixth Level of Hell

This got me thinking about the whole idea of Hell... So those who end up in Hell are those who go against God etc. etc. But why would Satan want to punish them? I would think that if someone goes against God, Satan would be waiting for them in hell saying "Hey dude, great job! Here, have a beer".

Then again, our only source for this stuff is the Bible, and I don't think that it could be considered an unbiased and objective source in this case ;). It's like asking Jerry Fallwell his opinion about gays.

BTW: I bet Fallwell is in Ninth Level of Hell as we sepak

[zap2]

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Me too

[irmongoose]

Third level.

I'll take no afterlife instead.



irmongoose

[Motley]

Meh, Limbo. Sounds about right for me.

[iSaint]

2nd level...moderate sinner, but on a continual basis. :p

[Queso]

Yay!! 6th level here, although by the "very high" score I'd also be quite welcome on level 2.

Hell is for losers anyway. I plan to just stop existing and quietly rot :p

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

[longofest]

I made it to purgatory, but somehow am also scoring high in Levels 3 and 7. Interesting how that happens :rolleyes:

[d_and_n5000]

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

Haha, I escaped eternal damnation! I just have to fight long and hard up a mountain. Which actually doesn't sound much better.

[shu82]

Purgatory

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

Now this sounds like Alabama,
So no change:D

[longofest]

Hell is for losers anyway. I plan to just stop existing and quietly rot :p

on a somewhat serious note, some believe that is more or less what hell is: basically a place where you sit and "rot" without the presence of God. Doesn't necessarily have to be a place of fire/brimstone, however I'd imagine a place without God isn't very nice.

[Queso]

on a somewhat serious note, some believe that is more or less what hell is: basically a place where you sit and "rot" without the presence of God. Doesn't necessarily have to be a place of fire/brimstone, however I'd imagine a place without God isn't very nice.
Well, as long as it goes hand in hand with not existing I don't see what the problem with rotting is. It's just your physical remains going back into the food chain :)

[mkrishnan]

I'm only in the Second! Although it sounds like the First Level is better than heaven, as all the interesting non-Christian thinkers are there. ;) Hopefully I don't have to give up oral sex to get there! :eek: ;) :D

[arkitect]

Holy Smokes!! :eek: :eek:

Level 6…

City of Dis… Here I come. ;)

I presume it must be all that shopping and lusting after my own sex that did for me… certainly couldn't fault me on recycling and being kind to animals. :p

[clevin]

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

same here, "very high" possibility in 2nd or 5th, "high" possibility in 3rd, 7th, 9th, "very low" posibility I will land in purgatory.

[Mord]

Seventh level, I'm an evil bitch.

[Queso]

LOL. Looks like an MR meetup in Dis then. Make sure you all bring a bottle :D

[bartelby]

LOL. Looks like an MR meetup in Dis then. Make sure you all bring a bottle :D

Nah, The 7th Level is the place to be!!

[atszyman]

Second level...

Second Level of Hell
You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

At least I have eye candy for my eternal burning....:D

[Queso]

Nah, The 7th Level is the place to be!!
We'll have to iChat you in :cool:

[Sesshi]

I'm kind of disappointed. I answered all the questions truthfully and I'm only at level 6. Judging by the number of questions directed towards gay sex, I need to get me some hot dude action to progress further.

[bartelby]

We'll have to iChat you in :cool:

It's ok, I'm waiting for Dante to stroll passed. Then I'll hold him hostage and bargain my way up a level!:)

[Queso]

It's ok, I'm waiting for Dante to stroll passed. Then I'll hold him hostage and bargain my way up a level!:)
Make sure you get his wallet whilst you're at it in case we need a trip down the off-license :D

[skunk]

First Level, despite not believing in God. :confused:
Must be doing something dreadfully right. I'm just off to have a chinwag with Virgil and Aristotle. :)

[MovieCutter]

Sixth level for me :p

See you there, I'll meet you at the dock for the boatman. ;)

[bartelby]

Make sure you get his wallet whilst you're at it in case we need a trip down the off-license :D

The offies and kebab shops are in the 3rd level apparently!
I'm not going there!!:eek:

[Queso]

The offies and kebab shops are in the 3rd level apparently!
I'm not going there!!:eek:
Just don't die for a couple of decades. Tesco will open in Dis sooner or later.

We'll probably find they've got a Starbucks too :)

[bartelby]

Just don't die for a couple of decades. Tesco will open in Dis sooner or later.

We'll probably find they've got a Starbucks too :)

I think you'll find that the 8th and 9th levels of Hell are in fact, already, Tesco and Starbucks!

[MovieCutter]

I think you'll find that the 8th and 9th levels of Hell are in fact, already, Tesco and Starbucks!

Filled with people using Dell laptops from 1993.

[epochblue]

Sixth level for me :p

Me too. Ahhhhh....internet quizzes.....what would I do if they didn't frequently tell me what kind of person I really was?

[xUKHCx]

It's ok, I'm waiting for Dante to stroll passed. Then I'll hold him hostage and bargain my way up a level!:)

I'm in for that when I can get my way up from level 8. No iChat down there only MSN.

"who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails"

may as well get addicted to Crystal meths then, get the practice in while i can.

[wyatt23]

Fifth Level of Hell

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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.


really tho, i thought of something interesting.

if you are good, as god wishes... you go to heaven and lead a very nice afterlife.

if you are a sinner, as satan wishes... you will go to hell...
why would satan punish you for this? i have a feeling hell is going to rule.

it will be filled with all the people who know how to party.

[Zwhaler]

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Ditto. I was hoping for at least the 8th level... :o

[MovieCutter]

really tho, i thought of something interesting.

if you are good, as god wishes... you go to heaven and lead a very nice afterlife.

if you are a sinner, as satan wishes... you will go to hell...
why would satan punish you for this? i have a feeling hell is going to rule.

it will be filled with all the people who know how to party.

That was my thinking as well. All the stiffs and prudes can have heaven. I'd rather party hard in hell!!!

[Queso]

I think you'll find that the 8th and 9th levels of Hell are in fact, already, Tesco and Starbucks!
Handy if you need a pint of milk or fancy a muffin though :)

[samh004]

Oh dear, the seventh level of hell here I come...

[wyatt23]

i didn't make it here, but it turns out, this area is for traitors.


Level 9 - Cocytus

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This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.

[xUKHCx]

Handy if you need a pint of milk or fancy a muffin though :)

24 hour Café serving up tesco value toast with tesco value sausages and tesco value bacon, delicious what more could you ask for in Hell.

[sneakin]

7th level. Jeez....I thought I was a kinda good person.

[MrSmith]

Does the 'Find a girlfriend' link at the top only appear for those who submit the wrong answer to the 'Do you masturbate frequently?' question?

Because there's no link at the top of mine. :cool:

Level 2, by the way.

[Done-on-a-Mac]

7th level here,

The only computers in Hell are 1993 Dell laptops loaded with Windows ME, avalible only at Starbucks.


"Level 9, This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus....... Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut....."

So there is ice in Hell!

[Queso]

So there is ice in Hell!
There never used to be, but then iTunes for Windows came out :)

24 hour Café serving up tesco value toast with tesco value sausages and tesco value bacon, delicious what more could you ask for in Hell.
No beans? That really is diabolical :p

[jsw]

Only level 6 here.

Of course, being an atheist would, I'd think, get me deeper in there... except that I don't think either place exists in either form. :)

[xUKHCx]

No beans? That really is diabolical :p

You level 6ers get a special beans card you can use when you visit level 8, you have to be careful though because us level 8ers will try and nick it from you, condemning you to an eternity without beans.

[atszyman]

Yay!! 6th level here, although by the "very high" score I'd also be quite welcome on level 2.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

Hell is for losers anyway. I plan to just stop existing and quietly rot :p

I'm still not sure hot to take it.
Levels 1 and 4 are a very low score
Level 3 is Low
Levels 5, 7, 8, and 9 are only High
Levels 2 and 6 are Very High...

Are levels 2 and 6 worst or are we just people who really enjoy our minor sins? Where the major sins can banish you to a deeper level through only a passing glance?

[Queso]

You level 6ers get a special beans card you can use when you visit level 8, you have to be careful though because us level 8ers will try and nick it from you, condemning you to an eternity without beans.
That's okay. Like Bartleby I'll just wait for Dante to stroll past and take his :p

[Jaffa Cake]

Nah, The 7th Level is the place to be!!If it gets too noisy, just bang on your roof and we'll try to keep the noise down. :)

[Swarmlord]

Purgatory for me! Bwahahahah!.

[bartelby]

If it gets too noisy, just bang on your roof and we'll try to keep the noise down. :)

Hey, we're the violent ones down here. We'll just come up and kick your heads in!;) :)

[synth3tik]

Level 6 - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

[andiwm2003]

limbo for me:

First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.


what a boring place. maybe if i stab caesar or poison socrates again i'll get to a more interesting place.

[Cindynjgirl79]

woohoo level 7! all the fun people are down here!

[skunk]

I don't think anybody's taking this test seriously enough.

[Queso]

I don't think anybody's taking this test seriously enough.
I don't see where you get that impression. I for one am already planning to purchase a Starbucks franchise so that the Dis residents don't have to risk getting their beans cards stolen just to get a soya latté and some panini.

Hey, we're the violent ones down here. We'll just come up and kick your heads in!;) :)
I wouldn't do that if I were you. They're an angry lot upstairs when they're not sulking.

[iTwitch]

Limbo here I come.

[paddy]

Isn't it a bit ironic they're using "pagan" versions of hell to describe the different levels of hell? Level 8 btw :p

[Thomas Veil]

Second level. Nyaah-nyaah, I'm more virtuous than you-ouuuu!

I don't think anybody's taking this test seriously enough.What makes you say that?

[xUKHCx]

I don't see where you get that impression. I for one am already planning to purchase a Starbucks franchise so that the Dis residents don't have to risk getting their beans cards stolen just to get a soya latté and some panini.

I wouldn't do that if I were you. They're an angry lot upstairs when they're not sulking.

Us level 8s will join forces with the 7s to come and smite your Starbucks, can't beat the fury of the 7s with a few 8s in the mix. We rightfully own the Starbucks and tesco franchises and no one, especially not some wimpy level 6 will take them from us.

[nbs2]

I don't think anybody's taking this test seriously enough.

?

What makes you think that? I can agree that some aren't, but I think that most are.

Purgatory for me - I didn't think heaven was an option.

[SMM]

Face it, you're going to hell. But what level? http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

I'm in the Fourth Level of Hell



Let us see where the fellow MacRumor user will end up? Who knows, maybe you will be lucky and end up in purgatory.

**yawn** - and texas is universally despised.

[yg17]

I don't think anybody's taking this test seriously enough.

GodBless? Is that you? :p

[solvs]

Limbo. But I already knew that. Not that bad, but not that great either.

I don't know what the hell (no pun intended) is wrong with you people though.

[it5five]

I don't think anything is wrong with a lot of us 6's. We just don't believe in god. and have bean cards.

[samh004]

No beans? That really is diabolical :p

I would of thought excluding branston pickles was more detrimental.

[Thomas Veil]

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.Man, that Dante must have been on some heavy acid.

[Roger1]

2nd level for me.

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

So, the wind is going to molest me, and I get to stare at Cleopatra and Helen of Troy. Ah well. At least I'm not frozen :D

[psycoswimmer]

Purgatory, soon to be in heaven. :)

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very High
Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
Level 2 | Very Low
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low

[solvs]

We just don't believe in god.

If you've lived an otherwise good life, you would go to Limbo. Or Purgatory if you were just an agnostic who lived a really good life. Maybe the test screwed that up.