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Creative Voicemail messages

Stridder44

Stridder44

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I've been trying to find some actual dry-humored/creative voicemail greetings. Sadly a Google search only brings up lame, overused ones. So I figured asking the forums would be worth a shot.
 
Hello.... Hellooo? Hello.



Fine don't talk. *dial tone* and then it can go into the automated system.
 
What I'd really like to say but don't have the balls:
"Leave your name, number, and one good reason for me to return your call"
 
Hummer said:
Hello.... Hellooo? Hello.



Fine don't talk. *dial tone* and then it can go into the automated system.
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Not to shoot it down but t seems like everyone and their dog has had that idea.


I just hate having the same old boring "Hey, this is (name), leave a message".
 
"you know what to do" is my current one.

" I don't want to talk to you right now, BEEP"

" sorry you have reached the wrong number"

" if I wanted to talk to you, I would pick up"
 
"Hi, for various reasons, I am unable to answer the phone right now. Please leave a message, and I will call you back if I feel like it."
 
"I am home, and I am listening, so make it good."<beep>

"Hey, you've reached me, I'm not around right now and if you don't know what to do next, you probably shouldn't be out in public."<beep>

"Beep!"<beep>

"Not buying!"<beep>
 
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