Want to prevent Prostate CA, unique [Archive]

wdlove

Jul 19, 2003, 06:03 PM

Wanted to inform males about a study indicating a way to prevent Prostate Cancer. A warning this is not for those under 18 years old! This is an unorthodox method. It still needs further study. What are your thoughts?

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=570&e=19&u=/nm/health_masturbation_dc

pivo6

Jul 19, 2003, 06:21 PM

I can picture my wife rolling her eyes after I show her this.:D

MrMacMan

Jul 19, 2003, 06:53 PM

haha, good news for some people. :rolleyes:

Abstract

Jul 19, 2003, 07:13 PM

Without reading it, I can already sense that this is the masturbation article. ;)

Abstract: "When I grow up, I'm going to be an oncologist."

Mom: "Good luck jerking off, son. Practice practice practice."

:D

eyelikeart

Jul 19, 2003, 07:22 PM

he he...this is certainly one of the most interesting things I've heard lately... ;)

Royal Pineapple

Jul 19, 2003, 07:41 PM

Well jeez, with thoes kind of statistics i just may live forever :D:D;)

tazo

Jul 19, 2003, 07:43 PM

Originally posted by wdlove
Wanted to inform males about a study indicating a way to prevent Prostate Cancer. A warning this is not for those under 18 years old! This is an unorthodox method. It still needs further study. What are your thoughts?

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=570&e=19&u=/nm/health_masturbation_dc

well we all knew it was good for stress relief.... :)

and not for under 18? ;)

I liked Jay Leno's joke about the study yesterday:
"..this study may prove that Pamela Anderson has saved more lives than many surgeons..."

:)

wdlove

Jul 19, 2003, 07:45 PM

Now we have a legitimate reason to masturbate. It's more than just sex with the one that you love! I'm wondering also what my wife will say!

tazo

Jul 19, 2003, 08:03 PM

Originally posted by wdlove
Now we have a legitimate reason to masturbate. It's more than just sex with the one that you love! I'm wondering also what my wife will say!

Lol there are so many things i could say...

none of them appropriate :)

Hey if its proven to be healthy for us then why not? We already got people eating weeds "believing" them to be healthy :)

mymemory

Jul 19, 2003, 08:05 PM

I won't talk about this with my girlfriend, she would get crazzy and will not leave me alone... but I can talk about it with some other girls "please, lets do it for my health":D

Giaguara

Jul 19, 2003, 08:08 PM

Other reasons to ... <whatever> ... (http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/t/m/tmp201/newsarticle2.jpg) :rolleyes: ;)

Try that when your girl thinks she wants to go on diet! i can't imagine any guy complain of her girl being on THAT diet ... :p

BaghdadBob

Jul 19, 2003, 08:26 PM

Originally posted by Giaguara
Other reasons to ... <whatever> ... (http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/t/m/tmp201/newsarticle2.jpg) :rolleyes: ;)

Try that when your girl thinks she wants to go on diet! i can't imagine any guy complain of her girl being on THAT diet ... :p
This...may be the bast news for menkind since...well, ever.

Anyway, I love how it takes a scientist to figure stuff like this out:

"(But) masturbation isn't bad for you. I don't believe in the blindness and hairy palms theory. Prohibitions against ejaculations are not based on science," he said.
Der...really?

Sun Baked

Jul 19, 2003, 08:45 PM

Even though I had seen the article.

I couldn't help think that would be an awful name for a city in CA. But at least it would be rather unique.

wdlove

Jul 19, 2003, 08:46 PM

vniow

Jul 19, 2003, 09:18 PM

Originally posted by Giaguara
Other reasons to ... <whatever> ... (http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/t/m/tmp201/newsarticle2.jpg) :rolleyes: ;)

Damn, too bad I don't like guys, ah well...

pseudobrit

Jul 19, 2003, 09:31 PM

I was pissed off when those "booze is good for your health" studies came out because they included the disclaimer that it was moderate amounts of hooch that would keep you going and if used in excess it was worse than no booze at all.

I'm happy to see no such disclaimer here.

BaghdadBob

Jul 19, 2003, 10:10 PM

Originally posted by wdlove
A new weight loss program for girls, interesting. Maybe NOW would approve of this one, nah maybe not! :p
HA! That's a funny one! Maybe they'd issue a grant to synthesize it, so as to save women the utter humiliation and degredation...

Royal Pineapple

Jul 19, 2003, 10:18 PM

Originally posted by BaghdadBob
HA! That's a funny one! Maybe they'd issue a grant to synthesize it, so as to save women the utter humiliation and degredation...
BAD IDEA
if they want it they need to "extract" it therselves :D:)

3rdpath

Jul 19, 2003, 10:32 PM

Originally posted by BaghdadBob
HA! That's a funny one! Maybe they'd issue a grant to synthesize it, so as to save women the utter humiliation and degredation...

humiliation? degredation?

we obviously don't know the same women...;) :D ;) :eek: :D

BaghdadBob

Jul 19, 2003, 10:34 PM

Originally posted by 3rdpath
humiliation? degredation?

we obviously don't know the same women...;) :D ;) :eek: :D
Don't be too sure of that :D

I was speaking from NOW's point of view.

Kwyjibo

Jul 19, 2003, 10:50 PM

this is even better than my failsafe plan if my parents ever accidentaly walked in. It used to be Tom Green's I'm checking my balls for cancer. this is great, i'm fighting prostate cancer now..

also to wdlove not to be mean but since when does CA mean cancer, perhaps its an abbreviation in the medical field but when i first saw your thread I thought it was one of those way libreal towns in california...if i'm alone i'm alone

tazo

Jul 19, 2003, 11:23 PM

Originally posted by Kwyjibo
this is even better than my failsafe plan if my parents ever accidentaly walked in. It used to be Tom Green's I'm checking my balls for cancer. this is great, i'm fighting prostate cancer now..

also to wdlove not to be mean but since when does CA mean cancer, perhaps its an abbreviation in the medical field but when i first saw your thread I thought it was one of those way libreal towns in california...if i'm alone i'm alone

I had the same thought, errm ok WDlove went to Prostate, California :)

MrMacMan

Jul 19, 2003, 11:30 PM

Originally posted by tazo
We already got people eating weeds "believing" them to be healthy :)

Hey hey hey, I don't think mastrubation is illegal now a days, well unless you live in Texas or what not. :rolleyes:

And you don't think they know the side effects?

You know what, SEX stops cancer, it aint mastubation, it is anything that allows you to release. I mean if the prostate isn't going to be used, yes you will have a higher chance for cancer, its like not using your :name body part: it will be functionless when you try using it again.

wdlove

Jul 20, 2003, 04:34 PM

Originally posted by Kwyjibo
[Balso to wdlove not to be mean but since when does CA mean cancer, perhaps its an abbreviation in the medical field but when i first saw your thread I thought it was one of those way libreal towns in california...if i'm alone i'm alone [/B]

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to confuse anyone. I do use it as a medical abbreviation. My thought was to make the heading as short as possible!

It is ejaculation no matter the method that is thought to prevent Prostate Cancer. I totally agree that sex with your significant other is the preferred method!

BaghdadBob

Jul 20, 2003, 05:54 PM

Originally posted by wdlove
I totally agree that sex with your significant other is the preferred method!
No purchase necessary. Certain restrictions apply. Void where prohibited by law.

Sun Baked

Jul 20, 2003, 06:06 PM

At least Clinton can now say he was following Doctor's Orders to help prevent prostate cancer, while at the same time helping Monica lose weight.

See, it really wasn't sex after all. :rolleyes:

pivo6

Jul 20, 2003, 06:40 PM

Originally posted by Sun Baked
At least Clinton can now say he was following Doctor's Orders to help prevent prostate cancer, while at the same time helping Monica lose weight.

See, it really wasn't sex after all. :rolleyes:

LOL. Could you imagine if he went to court and the American people with that excuse. I would still be laughing.

tazo

Jul 20, 2003, 08:19 PM

Originally posted by pivo6
LOL. Could you imagine if he went to court and the American people with that excuse. I would still be laughing.

depends what court he goes to ;) :rolleyes:

scem0

Jul 20, 2003, 08:41 PM

Originally posted from the article
An Ejaculation a Day May Keep Prostate Cancer at Bay

An?!?!? 1 mastubation a day?!!? Like 90% of the post-pubescent male population masturbates at least once per day.

Frequent masturbation may be really good for you.

I think I push the limits of frequent - but it looks like I'm gunna be as prostate cancer free as a female at the rate I'm going.

Great news ;).

scem0

tazo

Jul 20, 2003, 09:47 PM

MrMacMan

Jul 20, 2003, 11:05 PM

Originally posted by scem0
An?!?!? 1 mastubation a day?!!? Like 90% of the post-pubescent male population masturbates at least once per day.

I think I push the limits of frequent - but it looks like I'm gunna be as prostate cancer free as a female at the rate I'm going.

Great news ;).

scem0

Yup, good stuff everyone, thats why fit people don't get much cancer.

Also I believe I'm not gonna get much cancer.

Anyway, if you don't have a girl friend (gay/bi don't take it personally) for guys I think this path is the way to go.

tpjunkie

Jul 21, 2003, 12:00 AM

Just think of the new pick up lines you can use now....you find a hot girl at a party, and go "Hey, you wanna help me fight cancer?"

Sun Baked

Jul 21, 2003, 12:14 AM

Originally posted by tpjunkie
Just think of the new pick up lines you can use now....you find a hot girl at a party, and go "Hey, you wanna help me fight cancer?" Anybody know where tpjunkie can pick up some old Herbalife slogan bumperstickers and t-shirts...

"Lose weight now, ask me how"

voicegy

Jul 21, 2003, 01:03 AM

For those out there who do not wish to engage in m*s*u*b*t*o*, authoritive sources claim that a handful of pumpkin seeds a day helps keep the prostate quite free of CA

(finally! Now we know what to do with the OTHER hand)

tazo

Jul 21, 2003, 01:28 AM

Originally posted by voicegy
For those out there who do not wish to engage in m*s*u*b*t*o*, authoritive sources claim that a handful of pumpkin seeds a day helps keep the prostate quite free of CA

(finally! Now we know what to do with the OTHER hand)

so what happens if you are allergic to pumpkin, and happen to be Catholic? :)

scem0

Jul 21, 2003, 01:32 AM

Originally posted by tazo
so what happens if you are allergic to pumpkin, and happen to be Catholic? :)

you realize that your faith is hurting you, and that pleasure is not a sin, and can have significant benifits too.

If your allergic to pumpkin I guess you've got yourself a little problem :).

scem0

caveman_uk

Jul 21, 2003, 04:12 AM

Originally posted by tazo
so what happens if you are allergic to pumpkin, and happen to be Catholic? :)
You're gonna be going to confession more often...

crenz

Jul 21, 2003, 05:40 AM

Originally posted by tazo
so what happens if you are allergic to pumpkin, and happen to be Catholic? :)

You either marry or eat watermelon seeds, I guess.

iGav

Jul 21, 2003, 08:54 AM

Originally posted by caveman_uk
You're gonna be going to confession more often...

:p :p :p heh-heh-heh!!

wdlove

Jul 21, 2003, 12:14 PM

A good reason for a happier married life, mutual pleasure and decreased CA risk! This way nobody looses!

BaghdadBob

Jul 21, 2003, 08:05 PM

Originally posted by tazo
so what happens if you are allergic to pumpkin, and happen to be Catholic? :)
You know, if you're catholic these days I think you'd get a certificate of merit signed by the pope if the greatest of your sins is masturbating...what was that thing with the pope and Brittney Spears again?

janey

Jul 21, 2003, 10:12 PM

i wish i could see the looks on our parents faces if i went on that diet with josh...:p

pivo6

Jul 21, 2003, 11:20 PM

Originally posted by übergeek
i wish i could see the looks on our parents faces if i went on that diet with josh...:p

As the parent of two daughters, No you don't! :p

BaghdadBob

Jul 21, 2003, 11:23 PM

Originally posted by übergeek
i wish i could see the looks on our parents faces if i went on that diet with josh...:p
OK, I, just...didn't want to hear that...sorry...

That said, anyone have a copy of the pictures 'bookin (I think?) posted by tragic mistake?

SO JUST KIDDING! Really!

Maybe I should just cancel this post...nah...

Sun Baked

Jul 21, 2003, 11:25 PM

Originally posted by übergeek
i wish i could see the looks on our parents faces if i went on that diet with josh...:p And I thought you kept saying you were too thin...

Which brings up the question.

"If that's how a girl loses weight, what do they have to suck, lick, bite, swallow, or eat to gain weight?"

:eek:

MrMacMan

Jul 21, 2003, 11:41 PM

Sun Baked--

They probably would need to try a little of everything untill they found what would work best. :p *

i still belive sex would always burn more calories. **

I mean what is so hard to figure that you use more energy during that because your heart is racing? ***

* MrMacMan does not promote sex.
** MrMacMan does not promote sex.
*** MrMacMan does not promote sex.

Rower_CPU

Jul 21, 2003, 11:42 PM

This thread is rapidly heading down a course boldly pioneered by the likes of the Geek Thread...

...just a warning. ;)

eyelikeart

Jul 21, 2003, 11:45 PM

so back to mast...er....uh....

who's cancer free again? ;)

MrMacMan

Jul 21, 2003, 11:51 PM

Originally posted by Rower_CPU
This thread is rapidly heading down a course boldly pioneered by the likes of the Geek Thread...

...just a warning. ;)
Wait for it wait for it...

Originally posted by eyelikeart
so back to mast...er....uh....

who's cancer free again? ;)
Scccooorrreeee 2 Mods back to back! :looks at thread: wait it aint locked yet! :eek: :confused:

Its a warning?

Anyway, they all had valid points and was all on topic with the current discussion of this thread, and I would be very un-happy if it was locked.

I am cancer free.

Rower_CPU

Jul 22, 2003, 12:09 AM

Yes, MrMacMan, there's a vast Moderator conspiracy to always post twice when we close a thread. :rolleyes:

BaghdadBob

Jul 22, 2003, 12:11 AM

No, I think we should discuss who among us has contributed most to battling the obesity problem in America.

The answer is obvious.

Richard Simmons! Duh!

Anyway, despite the amazingly frequent insistance that sex is actually better for you than masturbation, those of us who have been in multi-year relationships can probably all attest that even those relationships that went through periods of multiple-times-daily sex+felatio w/wight loss program+more sex, even for months, it will eventually boil down to the point where you are not getting it every single day, unless you quite simply never argue, your girl never has bad cramps, and work/fatigue/intoxication/mess just never come into play. Not terribly likely, but hey, it could happen. For the rest of us, the only way to ensure you're getting your, uh, maximum health benefit, is to pull through the self-serve lane at least occasionally.

BTW, regular masturbation -- not sex, but masturbation -- has been proven to be a great asset to successful/high stress individuals. I wonder why that is?

MrMacMan

Jul 22, 2003, 12:17 AM

Originally posted by Rower_CPU
Yes, MrMacMan, there's a vast Moderator conspiracy to always post twice when we close a thread. :rolleyes:

Um, I wouldn't label it a conspiracy, but it always 'happens' like that so... :p

I mean no rudeness to the system, but it really happens like that.

Phil Of Mac

Jul 22, 2003, 12:18 AM

"If masturbation prevented prostate cancer, there would be no prostate cancer!" --Jay Leno

MrMacMan

Jul 22, 2003, 12:29 AM

Originally posted by Phil Of Mac
"If masturbation prevented prostate cancer, there would be no prostate cancer!" --Jay Leno

'If Jay Leno made funny jokes I would watch his show -- me'
:rolleyes:

Really I doubt everyone had it or as the article states, frequently.

wdlove

Jul 22, 2003, 12:37 PM

If a person between the ages fop 20 - 50 years of age ejaculation daily, there is still a risk of prostate cancer. It's not 100% preventive. The reduction in the risk is about 1/3. There is still genetics, environmental, and dietary factors that play a part you your risk. If I were 20 - 50, I think it would be worth it to decrease the risk any way possible!