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SPG
Jul 23, 2003, 04:50 AM
Enter to win fabulous prizes!*



*Fabulous prizes consist of recognition, a chuckle, and have no cash value. Management not responsible for double entendre.

jbomber
Jul 23, 2003, 05:25 AM
ooooh.. that's all bad....

zimv20
Jul 23, 2003, 10:15 AM
"canine..."

zimv20
Jul 23, 2003, 10:17 AM
"look, ma, i'm ridin' me a hobby-dog"

zimv20
Jul 23, 2003, 10:20 AM
"we're headin' to i-raq. if he can find that bottle of whiskey that jenna hid behind the daybed, he can find anything"

zimv20
Jul 23, 2003, 10:21 AM
What was really under Bush's flight suit

Sun Baked
Jul 23, 2003, 10:23 AM
C'mon George, he was just trying to wash the tires on Air Force One. :rolleyes:

Maclarny
Jul 23, 2003, 11:23 AM
"I'd like you to meet Scruffles, my national security advisor."

IJ Reilly
Jul 23, 2003, 11:30 AM
"Okay, Andy -- here comes the long bomb into the end zone!"

SPG
Jul 23, 2003, 11:56 AM
"I'll show y'all what happens when you mess with the POTUS!"

IJ Reilly
Jul 23, 2003, 12:12 PM
"Condi, I get me a secure line to my dry cleaner immediately!"

sturm375
Jul 23, 2003, 12:48 PM
Spoof on Verizon Wireless Commercials:

"Can you trust me now?"

ThoughtKriminal
Jul 23, 2003, 01:58 PM
"Call it in the air Laura -- Heads or Tails."

Pinto
Jul 23, 2003, 03:51 PM
I've checked Barney out though-rally. No WOMD hiding in here!

macfan
Jul 23, 2003, 05:59 PM
"My dog's not going to get run over."

macfan
Jul 23, 2003, 06:03 PM
Or
"I'm not going to pick him up by the ears!"

Pinto
Jul 23, 2003, 10:20 PM
Maybe it's one of those toy doggies, that has a zip in the back to keep your pajamas in?

SPG
Jul 23, 2003, 10:22 PM
Hey! It's a conga line! Everybody join in!

pseudobrit
Jul 23, 2003, 10:32 PM
They both look like they are taking a dump. Not a caption, just an observation.

vniow
Jul 23, 2003, 11:08 PM
"If loving you is wrong, I don't want it to be right!"

mactastic
Jul 24, 2003, 03:03 PM
Senator Santorum's next campaign ad: "I told you legalizing sodomy would lead to bestiality!"

toontra
Jul 24, 2003, 04:41 PM
"Whadaya mean, cruel - Tony loves me treatin' him rough"

jbomber
Jul 25, 2003, 12:59 AM
"This coverup is going badly George. You really screwed the pooch on this one..."

mcrain
Jul 25, 2003, 11:26 AM
"I did not have sexual relations with that dog!"

sturm375
Jul 25, 2003, 01:05 PM
"What is it boy! Is Cheney having another heart attack?"

sturm375
Jul 25, 2003, 01:09 PM
"Be very very quite. . . I'm hunting liberials."

-All props to Bugs Bunny:D

medea
Jul 25, 2003, 01:48 PM
<thought bubble> "hmmm, I've got to act like a compassionate benevolent leader, I'll just hold my dog.....how does that look?"

medea
Jul 25, 2003, 01:49 PM
ok new picture....

zimv20
Jul 25, 2003, 01:51 PM
David Cross makes a surprise appearance in Mr. Bush's birthday cake.

Backtothemac
Jul 26, 2003, 01:43 PM
Oh, you are soooooo much better than Millie was.

Backtothemac
Jul 26, 2003, 01:45 PM
Originally posted by medea
ok new picture....

President Bush caught in the act today when finding out that shots of whiskey are 10 for 1 at the local pub.

jbomber
Jul 26, 2003, 01:59 PM
"I can't hear you, pledge! Who's the best fraternity on the quad?!?!"

Sun Baked
Jul 26, 2003, 02:05 PM
George Bush finds out about a comment made by a performer at a Borders Books & Music store (http://news.findlaw.com/ap_stories/other/features/1120/7-25-2003/20030725053002_23.html)

mcrain
Jul 26, 2003, 03:54 PM
See, you won't feel my teeth at all!

pseudobrit
Jul 26, 2003, 04:18 PM
Oh my God! It's the Iraqi infomation minister!

I love this guy! Hey, can we give him Ari's old job?

mcrain
Jul 26, 2003, 04:42 PM
So, is this the face I was supposed to have made when you pretended to tell me about 9/11?

:D

blackfox
Aug 1, 2004, 06:20 PM
OK, for some light humor, I thought I'd resurrect this thread and provide a new pic...

skunk
Aug 1, 2004, 06:27 PM
"I'm speaking to the little guy....yes, you!"

blackfox
Aug 1, 2004, 06:38 PM
" Very impressive...I like it...now what does Orwell say next?..."

themadchemist
Aug 1, 2004, 06:39 PM
"Today, we celebrate the first glorious anniversary of the Information Purification Directives. We have created, for the first time in all history, a garden of pure ideology. Where each worker may bloom secure from the pests purveying contradictory truths. Our Unification of Thoughts is more powerful a weapon than any fleet or army on earth. We are one people, with one will, one resolve, one cause. Our enemies shall talk themselves to death and we will bury them with their own confusion. We shall prevail!"

edit: looks like fox beat me to it in suggesting the Orwellian nature of the scene.

blackfox
Aug 1, 2004, 06:53 PM
Here is one for Kerry too:

Chip NoVaMac
Aug 1, 2004, 07:38 PM
"I have no idea as to what I am doing here..."

IJ Reilly
Aug 1, 2004, 07:59 PM
"Did you hear the one about the bowlegged dachshund and the defrocked Franciscan priest?"

kaylie_kipe
Aug 1, 2004, 08:05 PM
"Look at the cute little birdie over there! If only I had some bread or something to feed it...damn! He's asking me a question, isn't he? I wonder what he was talking about."

mischief
Aug 2, 2004, 09:58 AM
Thbbt.

mischief
Aug 2, 2004, 10:04 AM
Pic 1: "Dick says you gotta wrap em in duct tape.... Oh Damn! A camera!"

Pic 2: "Oooooh! Ohhh yeah! Dick's right, Scotties are better than sheep."

Pic 3: "Senator Lieberman's counsel has assigned Ken Star.... I've hired Johnny Cochrine."

Pic 4: (Edwards to Kerry) " I thought we caught him screwing the pooch before but this is rediculous."

(Kerry to Edwards) " But at least it makes that b**** Lewinski look good."

blackfox
Aug 2, 2004, 11:26 AM
Kerry thinking:

"man, he looks sooo sexy when he talks politics..."