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Jul 23, 2003, 04:50 AM
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Jul 23, 2003, 05:25 AM
ooooh.. that's all bad....

Jul 23, 2003, 10:15 AM

Jul 23, 2003, 10:17 AM
"look, ma, i'm ridin' me a hobby-dog"

Jul 23, 2003, 10:20 AM
"we're headin' to i-raq. if he can find that bottle of whiskey that jenna hid behind the daybed, he can find anything"

Jul 23, 2003, 10:21 AM
What was really under Bush's flight suit

Sun Baked
Jul 23, 2003, 10:23 AM
C'mon George, he was just trying to wash the tires on Air Force One. :rolleyes:

Jul 23, 2003, 11:23 AM
"I'd like you to meet Scruffles, my national security advisor."

IJ Reilly
Jul 23, 2003, 11:30 AM
"Okay, Andy -- here comes the long bomb into the end zone!"

Jul 23, 2003, 11:56 AM
"I'll show y'all what happens when you mess with the POTUS!"

IJ Reilly
Jul 23, 2003, 12:12 PM
"Condi, I get me a secure line to my dry cleaner immediately!"

Jul 23, 2003, 12:48 PM
Spoof on Verizon Wireless Commercials:

"Can you trust me now?"

Jul 23, 2003, 01:58 PM
"Call it in the air Laura -- Heads or Tails."

Jul 23, 2003, 03:51 PM
I've checked Barney out though-rally. No WOMD hiding in here!

Jul 23, 2003, 05:59 PM
"My dog's not going to get run over."

Jul 23, 2003, 06:03 PM
"I'm not going to pick him up by the ears!"

Jul 23, 2003, 10:20 PM
Maybe it's one of those toy doggies, that has a zip in the back to keep your pajamas in?

Jul 23, 2003, 10:22 PM
Hey! It's a conga line! Everybody join in!

Jul 23, 2003, 10:32 PM
They both look like they are taking a dump. Not a caption, just an observation.

Jul 23, 2003, 11:08 PM
"If loving you is wrong, I don't want it to be right!"

Jul 24, 2003, 03:03 PM
Senator Santorum's next campaign ad: "I told you legalizing sodomy would lead to bestiality!"

Jul 24, 2003, 04:41 PM
"Whadaya mean, cruel - Tony loves me treatin' him rough"

Jul 25, 2003, 12:59 AM
"This coverup is going badly George. You really screwed the pooch on this one..."

Jul 25, 2003, 11:26 AM
"I did not have sexual relations with that dog!"

Jul 25, 2003, 01:05 PM
"What is it boy! Is Cheney having another heart attack?"

Jul 25, 2003, 01:09 PM
"Be very very quite. . . I'm hunting liberials."

-All props to Bugs Bunny:D

Jul 25, 2003, 01:48 PM
<thought bubble> "hmmm, I've got to act like a compassionate benevolent leader, I'll just hold my dog.....how does that look?"

Jul 25, 2003, 01:49 PM
ok new picture....

Jul 25, 2003, 01:51 PM
David Cross makes a surprise appearance in Mr. Bush's birthday cake.

Jul 26, 2003, 01:43 PM
Oh, you are soooooo much better than Millie was.

Jul 26, 2003, 01:45 PM
Originally posted by medea
ok new picture....

President Bush caught in the act today when finding out that shots of whiskey are 10 for 1 at the local pub.

Jul 26, 2003, 01:59 PM
"I can't hear you, pledge! Who's the best fraternity on the quad?!?!"

Sun Baked
Jul 26, 2003, 02:05 PM
George Bush finds out about a comment made by a performer at a Borders Books & Music store (http://news.findlaw.com/ap_stories/other/features/1120/7-25-2003/20030725053002_23.html)

Jul 26, 2003, 03:54 PM
See, you won't feel my teeth at all!

Jul 26, 2003, 04:18 PM
Oh my God! It's the Iraqi infomation minister!

I love this guy! Hey, can we give him Ari's old job?

Jul 26, 2003, 04:42 PM
So, is this the face I was supposed to have made when you pretended to tell me about 9/11?


Aug 1, 2004, 06:20 PM
OK, for some light humor, I thought I'd resurrect this thread and provide a new pic...

Aug 1, 2004, 06:27 PM
"I'm speaking to the little guy....yes, you!"

Aug 1, 2004, 06:38 PM
" Very impressive...I like it...now what does Orwell say next?..."

Aug 1, 2004, 06:39 PM
"Today, we celebrate the first glorious anniversary of the Information Purification Directives. We have created, for the first time in all history, a garden of pure ideology. Where each worker may bloom secure from the pests purveying contradictory truths. Our Unification of Thoughts is more powerful a weapon than any fleet or army on earth. We are one people, with one will, one resolve, one cause. Our enemies shall talk themselves to death and we will bury them with their own confusion. We shall prevail!"

edit: looks like fox beat me to it in suggesting the Orwellian nature of the scene.

Aug 1, 2004, 06:53 PM
Here is one for Kerry too:

Chip NoVaMac
Aug 1, 2004, 07:38 PM
"I have no idea as to what I am doing here..."

IJ Reilly
Aug 1, 2004, 07:59 PM
"Did you hear the one about the bowlegged dachshund and the defrocked Franciscan priest?"

Aug 1, 2004, 08:05 PM
"Look at the cute little birdie over there! If only I had some bread or something to feed it...damn! He's asking me a question, isn't he? I wonder what he was talking about."

Aug 2, 2004, 09:58 AM

Aug 2, 2004, 10:04 AM
Pic 1: "Dick says you gotta wrap em in duct tape.... Oh Damn! A camera!"

Pic 2: "Oooooh! Ohhh yeah! Dick's right, Scotties are better than sheep."

Pic 3: "Senator Lieberman's counsel has assigned Ken Star.... I've hired Johnny Cochrine."

Pic 4: (Edwards to Kerry) " I thought we caught him screwing the pooch before but this is rediculous."

(Kerry to Edwards) " But at least it makes that b**** Lewinski look good."

Aug 2, 2004, 11:26 AM
Kerry thinking:

"man, he looks sooo sexy when he talks politics..."