what would u name a country?

[dylan6950204]

if u had a country what would u name it and what type of government would u have.........
i would have monarchy with me as king. and its name would be the "kingdom of buddha belly"

[Jasonbot]

I was speaking about this to a friend yesterday.

The two choices are:
Skegness
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[shecky]

Shecktopia.

[Cassie]

Apple.

With Steve Jobs as Supreme Overlord.

[empatbelas]

i would have monarchy with me as king
for MY own builted-up country, i'm surely agree with monarchy, with MYSELF as the king.
but then... who wouldn't?
;)

[ghall]

Apple.

With Steve Jobs as Supreme Overlord.

Really, not Cassiestan? :)


I would name my country Bob, just for giggles.

Residents of my country will be known as Bobarians. :D

[MacNut]

Hot Girl Land.:p Like Disney land but better.

[cleanup]

I recall having to create a country, system of government, draw up a constitution, etc., for an English project in eleventh grade.

It was called Narsjistlanwifghan and its currency was the cow.

[Leareth]

Anarchia.


Ethniclashistan is a fave of a friend of mine.


neither would have goverment only constant feuding.

[devilot]

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Teehee. Who wouldn't love to instantly hear music upon saying/ thinking one's country name?!

[siurpeeman]

the slurpees. yes, "the" would have to be in the official title. i'm pretentious that way. :)

[Cassie]

Really, not Cassiestan? :)

Hmm.. I could name it "Shut the hell up":D

Peace and quiet. *sighs* :rolleyes:

[iBookG4user]

Vlaiden with the government system being a democracy.

[wonga1127]

This Land.

I remember hearing this somewhere, something like "And we shall call this land, This Land". I don't know, maybe I'm imagining things.

[siurpeeman]

This Land.

I remember hearing this somewhere, something like "And we shall call this land, This Land". I don't know, maybe I'm imagining things.

from serenity when wash was playing with dinosaurs.

youtube video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9XLl6CW-hM&mode=related&search=) of said clip.

[MacsomJRR]

Name: Stevejobsistan
Government: Top Secretocracy, new laws are released once or twice yearly with no prior discussion or clue as to what they are going to be.

[wonga1127]

from serenity when wash was playing with dinosaurs.

youtube video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9XLl6CW-hM&mode=related&search=) of said clip.
Yup, thats it. Thanks for putting my mind to ease.

Wash was awesome.

"I think we should call it your grave!"

[iToaster]

Mine would be called Utopia.
Ironically, it's government would be a dystopia.

[ravenvii]

Name: Stevejobsistan
Government: Top Secretocracy, new laws are released once or twice yearly with no prior discussion or clue as to what they are going to be.

And we would all be discussing law at lawrumors.com, and analysts would be replaced by lawyers, who get raises or fired based on their predictions of new laws.

And becoming a lawyer would be as easy as memorizing lawtracker.

My country would be a empire and swallow all of the above, and more, and I, of course, would be the emperor!

The name? Uhhh, whatever city I started at!

[iBlue]

I'd name it "What". I'd like to hear that conversation.

Plus, we have this added bonus:

"What country you from?"
"What?"
"What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?"
"What?"
"English motherf***er, do you speak it?"

:D

[Jaffa Cake]

I’d call my country Draconia. Then I could pass Draconian laws. :)

[2nyRiggz]

My Island would be called Jointland.....a pothead dream come true. legalize it!


"What?"
"Say what again, I dear ya...I double dear ya!"



Bless

[Queso]

I'd call it Heaven, just to annoy Sunday School teachers who want to admonish children :)

There wouldn't be a ruler or government though. Everyone would just have to leave their bad attitude at the border if they want to come in.

[MacRy]

Ryland :)

[pengu]

either Diddily Island or The Land of Diddily.

[Penryn]

Skegness

Er, that already exists, or maybe that was your intention ??

[calculus]

I’d call my country Draconia. Then I could pass Draconian laws. :)

Good one...

Mine would have to be Freedonia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedonia)

[johnee]

weinerville

phallic symbols for all!

I'd place it strategically next to Beaverton OR.

[Vuzie]

what about jackassistan? they all have to come from somewhere, right?

[bigandy]

I talked once about declaring our own country with a friend of mine. We were going to call it "Yer Maw".

There would be one valley, named "Yer Maw's Canyon", and a mountain named "Mount Yer Maw".. Wouldn't be hard to find a suitable location here in Scotland..

Hilarity would obviously ensue when you see the BBC News talking about "troops invading Yer Maw's Canyon".

And yes, we were a little drunk.

If you don't get it (and not many non-Scots do), google "yer maw". And I hope you're not offended ;)

[malenfant]

Qwghlm.

[monke]

iLand. :rolleyes:

Hot Girl Land.:p Like Disney land but better.

So something like Hooterville. :p

[Jasonbot]

Er, that already exists, or maybe that was your intention ??

Damn it, someone beat me to it already!

[juanster]

juanderland

[quagmire]

Gundamland. No country would dare fight a country with a Gundam equipped with Phase Shift Armor and a Nuclear reactor as a power source. Hell, they wouldn't want to fight a regular mobile suit like the Zaku and Strike Dagger. :p

[ibook30]

"The Land Of No Escape"

Jes so people would be serious 'bout livin' there.

[ghall]

I talked once about declaring our own country with a friend of mine. We were going to call it "Yer Maw".

There would be one valley, named "Yer Maw's Canyon", and a mountain named "Mount Yer Maw".. Wouldn't be hard to find a suitable location here in Scotland..

Hilarity would obviously ensue when you see the BBC News talking about "troops invading Yer Maw's Canyon".

And yes, we were a little drunk.

If you don't get it (and not many non-Scots do), google "yer maw". And I hope you're not offended ;)

Imagine that conversation:

Guy #1: So, where are you from?
Guy #2: Yer Maw.
Guy #1: Don't you be talkin' 'bout my ma' like dat! :mad:

Talk about a misunderstanding.

[groovebuster]

So something like Hooterville. :p

Bigboobiestan


:D

[Patrick425]

Well, I'd name it The United States of America, and itd be the best nation that ever existed in the history of the world. :cool:

[pengu]

Well, I'd name it The United States of America, and itd be the best nation that ever existed in the history of the world. :cool:


presumably so it could be distinguished from the current USA?

[Joshua8o8]

ass-a-pop-o-lus

[MacRy]

presumably so it could be distinguished from the current USA?

LOL. That properly cheered my morning up. Thanks dude :D

[pengu]

can i call my country, "country", but without the "o"? (giggidy)

[Abstract]

Captain Squigleypants.

[mad jew]

Well, I'd name it The United States of America, and itd be the best nation that ever existed in the history of the world. :cool:


presumably so it could be distinguished from the current USA?


Hey! Don't be knocking that there true American ingenuity, y'all!

[whooleytoo]

I'm naming my country KeeutFluphyBunneeze. I dare anyone to stand up in press conference telling the world they were going to bomb KeeutFluphyBunneeze

You can just picture the assembled world media going "awww, you can't bomb the poor cuuute leetle fluffie bunnies..." :p

As for Government, I'd setup a two-branch system where the politicial wing is democratically elected and controls law and foreign policy; while the economic wing is composed of a hired management team with set medium and long term objectives. If they meet/exceed their goals, they get bonuses, if they miss them they're fired. (Hah! I bet you weren't expecting KeeutFluphyBunneeze to have a serious government, were you?)

[powerbuddy]

I would call it Fakropia, a small country with Bangkok as its "largest" city and capital , Phuket as its "casual" bachelors travel destination, New Deli "serving" as its food capital and finally "install" a military base in the City of Condom to "stop illegal immigration" coming from Seymen! :D

[Abstract]

I would probably visit such a country. Maybe I'd hang out on Lesbos Island (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbos_Island) and photograph the wonderful locals as they carry on their bizness.

[whooleytoo]

I would call it Fakropia, a small country with Bangkok as its "largest" city and capital , Phuket as its "casual" bachelors travel destination, New Deli "serving" as its food capital and finally "install" a military base in the City of Condom to "stop illegal immigration" coming from Seymen! :D

Ah.. you'd have to put a Cork in it! ;)

[l'homme]

Eljobso land!